Suddenly, you are a loli. What to do?

>>150010157
>wake up at home
masturbate
>wake up anywhere else
find my way home and masturbate

>>150010157
Suddenly become a man a again.

>>150010157
Get STDs cause i'm insatiable.

>>150010157
Grow to become a milf

Buy lots of cute dresses and wear them everywhere. Show off in math class with my engineering-level math knowledge.

>>150010157
Kill myself

Become the Maou Shoujo.

Find a Onii-Chan to treat me with love.

Post that loli h-book, yeah that one, you know the one.

Be cute

Take nudes, sell to horny ugly men on the Internet, insert money into my bank and my ass for personal pleasure then wait to turn back into my old self.

I'll open a Youtube gaming channel and play random stuff. My cuteness will make me popular and rich.

>>150010157
First I'd masturbate for hours and explore my body. Then I would buy cute outfits with a partly slutty and partly innocent design. Then I would tempt and seduce rich middle-aged men so I could live a comfortable life.

[x] Put finger in cunny

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Try out cute clothes

Find and take two dicks in my holes

>>150010157
oh thank god, now i can do anything! but mostly just masturbate

>>150010574
You're cute.

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>>150010157
This kind of question always scares me. What would happen if an adult's mind were suddenly thrust into a child's brain? What would it be like to have your brain's processing power suddenly massively reduced like that? And how would you deal with your new body? Would your brain be able to adapt quickly, or would you end up with severely reduced motor capabilities while you slowly adjust? I mean, shit, I want to be the little girl like everyone else, but I don't want to get trapped inside a nightmare prison body that drives me insane.

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I find an old man and get fucked hard

are you retarded?

>>150010795
What scares me is if I wasn't transported to the body of an existing girl, but my actual body transformed into a little girl. It would be impossible to prove that I'm the same person, and obtaining a new identity for myself with zero background would be a bitch because I would be suspected of being an illegal alien.

>>150010795
Children of age 10-13 have like 90% the brain processing power of adult. The reason they're dumb is because of hormone acting up and lack of experiences.

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Play with Onee-san's tits.

Prostitute myself obviously.

>>150010841
90% is still less than 100%. And there's no guarantee you'll end up as a 10-year-old, here, anyway. What if you get turned into a 6-year-old?

kill myself

>>150010157
Cut my fringe

>>150010959
How often do you need to use 100% processing power of your brain? Are you a world class chess player or a millitary battle team captain?

Seduce guys and blackmail them with evidence to become a rich loli.

Also jerk off a lot.

>>150010959
How often do you use all of that 100%? Maybe you'll have more trouble doing quick mental math or understanding the more philosophical themes in movies, otherwise for most activities you'll be thinking in the same way.

>>150011008
Yes to both.

I guess I ask my (now older) bro to play some vidya

>>150010157
Find Kuro and let her rape me.

>>150011008
I only play real roguelikes.

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Hold someone's hand.

>>150011008
When watching anime.

>>150011008
When I fap

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>>150011111
oh fuckkkkk

>>150010157
Find the nearest vampire and ask them to turn me so my biggest fantasy can come true.

Say goodbye to my dream of being a wizard.

Find another loli to have aggressive but loving sex with

>>150011008
You're actually using 100% of your brain all the time. Even when you sleep. It just so happens that the majority of it is all automatic. Just imagine if your brain for 2 minutes decided to stop breathing for you. You are now manually breathing.

Can i keep my dick when i turn into a loli?

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>>150010316
Mao Shoujo?

>>150011758
Fuck off.

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>>150011740
No, Maou Shoujo, Maou!

>>150010157
>masturbate for hours
>get hungry
>walk over to store to buy some food
>get kidnapped on my way home
>get raped nonstop
>get mindbroken and become a cumslave

>>150010192
>not masturbating in public

You're a girl, no one's going to stop you

>>150010157
I'd just be happy to be a kid again, I'll check myself into an orphanage and coast for a few years. It's unfortunate that I have vagina now though. That's gonna suck.

>>150011887
>be loli in Europe
>masturbate in public
>random muslim immigrants wandering around see me
>get raped

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>>150011854
Yeah I hate it when that happens.

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Get gangbanged and creampied by 20 old men

Become the star attraktion at a soapland.

>>150010241
>not becoming a mangaka that specializes in drawing loli

Devote my life to fighting the disease of aging so I never become a cake.

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>>150010157
blood orgy

>>150010157
move to NZ to live with my wife.

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Go on a shooting spree

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>>150012456
she left prison in 2014 right?

>>150010157
become a magical grill

otherwise kill myself

>>150010157
Finally be happy

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>>150012561
>>150010316

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>>150012483
I could also finally drop this meme degree in mech engr and become a (actual good) dojin drawer.

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>>150010157
>You are now Illya

Oh baby.

I become the youngest manga artist and enroll into an elementary school where I draw manga all day for a living.

Use what I learned in my life and watch anime, read manga, browse 4chan, play videogames, eat and sleep. I would need to learn how to pee again though.

>>150010157
PENETRATION

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Craving penetrations

Do we keep our knowledge and memories?

>Don't show off the fact that you already know everything they teach me
>Pretend you're just learning at an amazing rate
>Become famous for being a 2nd grader with the intellect of an adult

After that, masturbate in public all day.

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>>150012837
NO BREATHING

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>>150012950
Why stop at one?

>>150011228
Being able to press the o and tab keys doesn't require much brain power unless you have 2 (two) int.

>>150012976
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY VAG STARTS BLEEDING

>>150010157
Use the fact that I just got 15-18 years of my life back to get a doctorate by age 18.
Then be a rich lesbian ojousama.

>>150012810
>not siting regardless

>>150013304
I would have to google it to see how girls pee and train.

>>150011938
Can't rape the willing you fucking slut.

>>150010795
It's probably the same as getting old.
You just don't notice because it's not there anymore.

>>150011942
S-sauce?

>>150013445
yukino minato

>>150013445
https://exhentai.org/g/892490/14b4fe5965/

>>150010826
>not a fat faceless old man who smells bad

Are you? All you'll be getting is the Truck.

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>>150013525
a-anything but the truck

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>>150013533
Wrong truck, I'm talking about THIS truck; slayer of a thousand anime boys and girls.

>>150011656
>You are now manually breathing.
God fucking damn it.

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Try to seduce somebody to take care of me because I'm completely useless. I'm already useless, but my chances of succeeding in this would at least improve.

buy a couple of classic rock CDs and hit the town.

>>150013533
What's that from?

>>150013716
It looks like a 2009 Hiace

Look in a mirror and masturbate to myself.

be loved

>>150010157
Masturbate, duh.

Then abuse my new gender to sexually assault other lolis and possibly some milfs.

>>150010157
Masturbate and become a huge raging homosexual.

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>>150010157
Masturbate.
Find another loli to molest.
Start a loli gang and strike terror upon the city while riding black cars and selling CDs to rock junkies and rich kids looking for some heavy riffs.
Overthrow the governments, put an end to degenerated republics and begin the era of lolicracy.
Become the God Emperor of Lolikind and purge oldhag heresy from the Universe.

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>>150011740

Yes, Mao shoujo.

>>150013621
>that anego

>>150011008
>you only use 10% of the brain power!
I wish I learnt how to use the remaining part.

>>150010157
Call my phone and see if the person I switched with knows any info. Meet up with him (or I guess I should say me) and tey to get it sorted out

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>>150010157
>Dress up in cute clothes
>Cosplay
>Get headpats and hugs from people
>Hold hands with someone
>Masturbate
>Act tsundere all the time
>Stream games online and amass a huge fanbase with my cuteness
>Find an onee-san or fellow loli to tease me
>Masturbate more

>>150015406
no dicks?

>>150010157
Find a pair of thighhighs and masturbate to the mirror.

Then get to work on seducing other little girls and the occasional shota.

finally enjoy life

Find some jii-san to take advantage of and force him to commit crimes for my sake

Go on twitch and play anime/video games. Then make million dollars.

>>150011656

>You are now manually breathing.
This was never a problem for me. What bothered me more was when I was reminded that there's no place in the mouth that the tongue can comfortably rest.

>>150016088
What kind of shitty uncomfortable mouth do you have? My tongue is perfectly comfortable.

>>150010157
I would love to masturbate as a loli, but what if my not fully developed body has no sex drive yet? That would be frustrating as fuck.

>>150016128
That's not a problem, lolis are magical.

>>150016128
That's why you make meals with aphrosidiacs.

I will play with other little girls and enjoy the pure and carefree childhood I never had. I'm going to play with the other kids in the park, sleep in late everyday, be friendly to everyone at school, try and dress cute girly clothes everywhere, and dream with a colorful future.

>>150016004
There are lolis on twitch?

Take plenty of naked pictures and selling them online without a care.

Not like I'd get arrested

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Cute clothes, cosplay, do my best to establish a sisterly relationship with a beautiful oneesama who's capable of supporting me since I've now lost all of my previous means of making a steady living. No employer would ever believe I'm actually a 1000 year old programmer and just happen to look like a little girl.

>>150015406
>Stream games online and amass a huge fanbase with my cuteness
I'd definitely do this as well, but eventually I'd despair because my fanbase is there only for my looks, and I'd prefer to be known for my gaming and presentation skills instead.

>>150016311
maybe even get someone you hate arrested in the process

>>150016311
spoilers : an underaged girl actually got arrested for selling her own pictures

>>150016351
>No employer would ever believe I'm actually a 1000 year old programmer and just happen to look like a little girl.
Don't tell them you're 1000 and just show them your skills. If anything, tell them you're a child prodigy or something.

>>150016368
source?

>>150016104

wow rude

>>150016374
And then get denied anyway because child labour is illegal in the first world.

>>150016235
Nah, they all get banned in a day. They get popular quick for some reason.

>>150016411
oh right wow

>>150016411
Learn what child labour is.
Light work (pretty sure programming qualifies as light work) is legal from 12yo.

>>150016399
can't remember, try google. i think the police wanted to make an example out of her to discourage copycats.

>>150016771
I did, and also learned that not everywhere is burgerstan. In my country, children under the age of 13 can't be legally employed in any capacity, and a full-time job is only allowed starting at the age of 16, provided the job isn't considered hazardous. As a 9 to 5 programmer turned loli, I'd be shit out of luck.

A motherfucking dream come true

>become Loli
>make youtube channel
>play retro games and make videos similar to AVGN and game center CX
>wear super revealing clothes all the time, let a nipple slip from time to time
>act all cute and flirty
>become super famous
>normalfags think I am cute and throw cash at me
>pedofags fap to me and throw cash at me
>go to cons and sign shirts and take photos with fans
>take some fans to my room and get gangbanged like the dirty loli slut I am

>>150010157
Have a crisis of faith I guess. What world do I live in where my god would test me like this? Is this going to be like a Job thing? Satan and God are having a pissing contest and somehow I got caught in the cross fire?

If I masturbate is that conceding to my flesh? How does one live a virtuous life as a loli? Do I need to go to the nearest convent? But if it's run by the catholics I have to be on my guard for rapey priests and nuns right?

Maybe there is no God and all of this is just the machinations of some unseen writer. What if I'm a fictional character and this is what it's like. We see all the moments the audience doesnt. We experience our lives like normal from our perspective but the artist only draws the moments that matter for the reader. Oh god, that would explain why I'm so boring 99% of the time, those are just the filler between the funny moments that people would actually read. None of this is real, GET ME OUT OF HERE I DON'T WANT TO BE SOME LOLI IN A SHITTY COMEDY?

>>150010157
Masturbate.

Sorry, I can't think anything else.

wonder why I'm a kid again

>>150017424
To be fair a lot of places in burgerstan won't let people younger than 14 work, most companies won't take anyone younger than 16 in many more places.

>>150018438
>GET ME OUT OF HERE I DON'T WANT TO BE SOME LOLI IN A SHITTY COMEDY?
Sounds like the translated title of some manga

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>>150015406
Literally my plan. Also, Akebono is the best.

>>150015406
This anon knows how to do it. I want to be your loli sex slave. Just remember to head pat me often.

>>150010157
>Suddenly, you are a loli.
>
>What to do?
Try convincing my boss to keep me in a job.

I WILL become a little girl

>>150015747
no sluts here

Wear cute clothes.oad

Rub it in the face of as many trannies as I can.

I actually became the little girl, you're all ugly abominations instead.

>Continue to play videogames and masturbate all day
>Sell naked photos on the internet or something similar for easy money

>>150010157
Get diabetes from all the cum I will drink.

>>150011656
That's not how it works.

>>150010157
I write a suicide note so my mom doesn't waste time looking for me, steal my most valuable possessions, and then hit the road to meet up with my friend on the other side of the country. I can claim to be her niece, go back to elementary school, and finally experience a fun and fulfilling childhood. I can also become a guitar "prodigy" and make money through youtube fame.

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>>150010157
Use my adult intelligence to train and coordinate an army of lolis to take control of the government. War and unhappiness are caused by adults, so we will then strip away the human right of anyone who's not a loli and create a fascist military state with a strict military hierarchy that resembles a student council.

do the same things as always.
And manipulate other people to do stuff for me.

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>>150015747
Maybe a couple...

>>150016351
People come for the looks and stay because they actually enjoy watching the stream.

Also because I'd cosplay on stream.

>>150019070
You're damn right.

>>150020043
I-I suppose I could use an outlet for my insatiable loli lust...

>>150010157
Become a child idol singing and dancing and make mad cash before puberty kicks in, then go for a contract with some kid company like Disney or something for a role in some tween sitcom, "accidentally" release a sex tape once I hit 19 to get back in the spotlight and try to get a real movie career going. Become a hit with the nerd market by publicly talking about my anime and video game tastes and get people asking me to produce my ideas. Sneak in hints about posting on /a/ and /v/ from time to time so that anons will shoot my ass to internet fame through memes and shitposting.

All while fingering and lezzing my cunt out.

>>150021300
>"accidentally" release a sex tape once I hit 19 to get back in the spotlight and try to get a real movie career going
That's not how sex tapes work.
You'd ruin your career before it even got going.

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>panic
>get comfortable with femininity
>be happy knowing that I'll get to relive childhood
>masturbate a whole lot
>tease boys
>train gymnastics
>cosplay
If we're being realistic.

Become a vocal and outspoken proponent of lowering the age of consent. Imagine the confusion of all of normalfagdom.

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>somehow find a perfect lolicon husbando
>live lazy life as his maid
>get nice full body tanning

No idea how the first part would go.

>>150010157
Find a nice lonely anon to marry

>>150010157
track down an anon who's very sad and cheer him up with pure loli cuteness

Become the alpha dyke, imprinting lesbianism on young immature lolis so that they grow up gay or at least bi instead of straight

>>150014053
>>150010192
my african americans

Recognizing cuteness is a genetic trait in all people.
Some people have it more than others.
Sometimes it turns into a fetish.

The brain is literally wired to recognize kawaiiness.

Masturbate a whole lot, corrupt other girls into lesbianism and into orgies once I have a big enough harem, relive childhood, use my adult knowledge to become a prodigy, enjoy my now slightly extended lifespan.
So, pretty much the same as everyone else.

>>150010157
Be pissed off I didn't wake up as a shota. All I want is to become a shota prostitute for fat old faceless mobsters

>>150016128
Pubescent lolis have sex drives, it's just that most don't know what sex is yet.

>>150016104
L-Lewd!

>>150016430
How would one go about finding these streams before hey are banned?

>>150018438
Would you believe me if told you pretty much this exact situation is a very satisfying fantasy for me?

>>150011228
>>150013191
posting in /rlg/ is even more embarassing than posting on /a/

>>150013502
>rape
yeah no thanks

>>150010157
Think about how am I going to explain this to my family and how to keep going with my life now that all my papers will be unusable.

Then masturbate.

>>150010157
The first thing I think when I read these thread is "get gangbanged by a group of men", but know that I think, it must hurt as fuck to feel your hymen breakingn so if I could, I would be a non-virgin loli.

>>150027524
>>150016430

I am curious too. I wonder what kind of games these creatures play.

>>150030186
LoL is for LoLis

>>150030186
Minecraft.

Since i live in a sharehouse it would be weird, but there are also friends girlfriends over pretty often and i feel like they would want to care for me. Even knowing who i was before since im sure they would want to dress me up for fun and do fun things with the little sister they never had.

>>150010157
Not kill myself
Masturbate.

>>150010795

Let's pretend you are born into a high IQ child genius brain then.

>>150030365
>onee chan harem route

Good choice

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>>150010157

Live the dream and conquer the world using the power of moe.

>>150025599
>corrupt other girls into lesbianism and into orgies once I have a big enough harem

>not picking just one older christian woman to corrupt and have a hidden, lewd relationship with and marry as soon as you can
Come on, don't waste your one chance at the true forbidden love.

>>150031082
>not also volunteering to be the mother in the relationship despite being younger to further throw her off

Come on step it up

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I have a family who want me to get kids, yet here I am. My sister is not somehow qualified to keep the family name alive or something.
Also shared apartment where I would not want to stay as a loli.
No incomes, no papers and not much friends.

What are the options?

>>150014358

I will follow you to the depths of the Earht!

>>150031480
I would have done too if they'd posted the uncensored version complete with full clitoral piercing.

>>150016399
It's an American thing. With unbalanced "tough on crime" laws we have for "protection", prosecutors, who are themselves politicians measured by metrics of win/loss, sometimes pride themselves on how many clearly innocent people they can successfully put in prison. Threat of being branded a sex offender on registry list and effectively having your life ruined far worse than a prison could ever do is a pretty powerful bargaining chip for plea bargains.
> Iowa: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/09/21/n-c-just-prosecuted-a-teenage-couple-for-making-child-porn-of-themselves/
> Pennsylvania: https://www.aclu.org/blog/speakeasy/protection-gone-terribly-wrong-baseless-child-pornography-charges-against-teenage
Bunch of other cases like that, IIRC.

Go after shotas now

>>150031166
I could always do like other anons plan, and find some n ice onee/onii-chan to take you in and take care of you. You could also find some way to monetize your cuteness and molestability.

Alternatively you could fake your death, and reintroduce yourself to your family as your own daughter.

>>150010795
The mind is not distinct from the brain, which makes this a silly question, unless you want to go a fantasy route where you can separate the mind from the brain, in which case it's fantasy, you can do whatever you want.

>>150020765
It literally is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_percent_of_the_brain_myth
>Studies of brain damage: If 10 percent of the brain is normally used, then damage to these areas should not impair performance. Instead, there is almost no area of the brain that can be damaged without loss of abilities. Even slight damage to small areas of the brain can have profound effects.
>Brain scans have shown that no matter what one is doing, all brain areas are always active. Some areas are more active at any one time than others, but barring brain damage, there is no part of the brain that is absolutely not functioning.
>Brain imaging (neuroimaging): Technologies such as positron emission tomography (PET) and functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) allow the activity of the living brain to be monitored. They reveal that even during sleep, all parts of the brain show some level of activity. Only in the case of serious damage does a brain have "silent" areas.

>>150010157
First, masturbate, a lot.
Then try to find out how I became a loli and then post it here.
Then organize tea orgies with /a/nons.

>>150010157
Cast explosion

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Does anybody else collect screencaps from the loli's point of view?

>>150032520
>You're actually using 100% of your brain all the time
this is wrong though.
you only use a small percent at any one moment
otherwise you would overheat and die.

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>>150033686

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>>150034228

(explanation)

>>150034091
Moral of this story is that you should always take mystery drugs given to you by random strangers.

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>>150011268

>>150033977
He already pasted the wikipedia article, you don't need to bait any more.

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>>150010192
mi negro!

>>150033977
Are you baiting? You use a small percent consciously. The rest is done automatically.

>>150034091
sauce

>>150012704
kill myself before a blonde faggot rips off my heart.

Im not the only anon whod be a huge fucking slut right? Id even get a boyfriend and cuck him good to see how it feels.

Be SMUG AS FUCK

>>150034641
https://exhentai.org/g/892490/14b4fe5965/

Still not sure if this is gay or not

>>150017424
Why not just freelance online then

>>150032387
Technically it'll just be your memories implanted on a loli brain, so your personality will be that of the lolis body, tho due to your memories you may not realize it at first

>>150010157
Find a daddy.

>>150034890
Lood.

>>150010157
Enjoy the luxury of having no responsibilities and people thinking whatever I do is cute even if its sitting on my computer all day.

>>150035692
Isn't this some sort of webcam tracking program that animates your facial expressions onto the face of a little girl? Do you have the link?

>>150035873
http://store.steampowered.com/app/274920/

this thread is like borderline erp

>>150036669
this board is like borderline ERP

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>in the military
>turn into a loli
I don't know. You tell me how fucked I am. How do I even keep my job.

Am I pretty? If not kill myself
Why even bother? Ugly women go nowhere in life.

>>150037105
Congradulations, you are now best girl.

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>>150033686
>>150033729
>>150033777
>>150033825

>>150011808
No, Mahou Shoujo,
Mahou!

>>150038543
No Maou, I want demon armies damn it!

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>>150010157
Ask god why I couldn't have been reborn as a cow

>>150015406
>>150019070
>>150021298
Cutest loli destroyer after Fubuki

>>150037105
into the rape bunker

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>>150010157
Make my hair into drills and start acting haughty.

>>150039062
Making your hair into drills everyday is a lot of work anon, I don't think you can pull it off

>>150010157
What kind of loli am I?

>>150013502
link broken senpai

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>>150039437
a smug one

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>>150010157
>Are you a world class chess player or a millitary battle team captain?

>>150010574
Time to spend 800$

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>>150038743
I'm a cute loli destroyer Akebono now, anon. Don't think I won't come over there and wrestle you into submission until you agree that Akebono is cutest!!!

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Grow up, turn into a cutie

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>>150010157
>Blonde hair
Can I get a do-over?

>>150013716
One Piece

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>>150033686
You're not alone, brother

>>150010157
Be a horny loli and turn everysingle man and maybe women into a pedo.

>>150010157
become a lesbian , seduce another loli and get pure love for all my life with that girl

>>150010157

Immediately proceed to allow old men to please themselves with my loli butt for exorbitant sums of money.

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>>150040129
why?

>>150040503
Don't you want the exorbitant sums of money?

>>150038146
You might as well take the chance to be a huge slut before you go, collect as many STD's as you can manage or do something very illegal.

>>150039885
>Grow up
Fuck off

>>150039507
this. why do i see a panda? :o

>>150013304
siting while peeing is a waste of time and toilet paper

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>>150010574
You know the ways, anon.

>>150037105
I'm in the military too. Knowing myself and the other guys around here, you're fucked in more ways than one brother.

>>150035692
Completely forgot the dude was jacking off while being recorded by the facial program.

>>150012695
Protip if you actually drew this.
When you're doing sketches it's best to use a soft brush at less than 100% opacity. The type of brush used here works best for the final line art.

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>>150041260
>waste of toilet paper

>>150012920
YES

>>150043113
I seriously hope the success of this movie inspires more TG anime

masturbate

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Were lolis created to torment us? Our existence is a sick joke compared to theirs.

>>150010157
Sharpie in the pooper

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>>150010795
Yeah and did you know we only use 10% of our brain anyways?

Science is so crazy. Really makes you think.

any becoming the girl doujins?

>>150048723
No anon. There's literally never been a doujin about a guy becoming a girl before. That'd be silly.

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>>150010157
Nah, I would rather be a high school girl.

>>150048861
i know, im asking to post some

>>150010574
I require this game

>>150010157
kill myself

>>150011558
But my biggest fantasy is becoming a loli.

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How do I explain it to everyone?

invent the dutch angle mirror

>>150049028
Hopefully in enough detail that they could replicate the process.

>>150010157
Skip work

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Imagine in 30-40 years rich old fat people will transplant their brains into a cute little girl bodies, Russians already paid to develop this technology, it's only time before we can reattach the nervous system and finally fulfill our everlasting dream of meeting up as actual cute little girls.

>>150049574
>implying any of you neet faggots would be able to afford it even if it was real.

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>>150049594
>implying NEETs won't find the motivation to work and later on afford it.
You have to admit it, some people would do anything to become a loli.

>>150049662
>I'll do it once I'm motivated
Classic excuse of losers that is literally never true.

>>150010157
check if I'm actually a loli (male)

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>>150049574
How are you going to fit an adult brain into the skull of a 10 year old girl though?
>transplant the brains of rich old fucks into little girls bodies
>due to the pressure on their brains they become vegetables
>sell as perpetually warm underage sex dolls

>>150049693
But I sometimes actually get motivated and manage to do something.

>>150049574
>>150049759
What about the original owner of the body?

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>>150049759
>not wanting to become a vegetable onahole to be destroyed
A high school girl is fine too.

>>150049693
Finding the motivation is hard. But once you have it, you have it.

>>150049807
The original body gets cryogenized.
You have to think like a rich old fat faggot.

>>150049807
The little girl bodies? Surely they would be printed out using a 3d flesh printer, when they get to the brain they just print around yours.

talk misogynistic shit on social media 24/7

>>150049693
>>150049662
There are already plenty of reasons to live a bit healthier and start saving up for the /a/ of the future. personally, I am aiming for the more realistic option of having an augmented reality daughteru.

>>150011111
>11111
Fucking nice dude.

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Grow up and be a milf so I can give birth to more lolis

Have sex with myself

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>>150010157
wear cute clothes.

>take thousands of smug selfies
>save them on a cloud in case I come back to my original bodies
>use them as reaction images on my favourite malaysian puppeteering pictureboards
>never answer when asked for source

>>150051133
...So that's where they come from.

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>>150010157
Take a bath. Lolis are high maintenance creatures.

>>150018438
i am legit convinced i've already read this LN before.

>>150010795
At worst, you'd have to relearn how to walk and talk. It's a matter of a few months of rehabilitation.

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>Take lots of pictures of myself naked
>Turn back into a man
>Get arrested and go to jail for life
>Both for taking pictures and for being unable to produce the girl in question who to their knowledge is just missing

>>150011008
>Brain Power

O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

Enslave you all woth my cuteness, then dominate everything.

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>>150010795
God the havoc I would wreak if I had my adult mind and the body of a prepubescent girl

Let me alter the scenario. What if the only thing that changed into a loli was your physical appearance, but you retained all your physical capabilities?

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>>150052907
I would become the loli heavy weight lifting champion of the world.

>>150052907
Then I'd be a loli with the strength of a couple lolis in one. Duh.

>>150052824
>Men across the land report cases of being raped by a little girl with a stun gun
>No one believes them

>>150010157
Find a mirror
masturbate
try to find another cute girl to engage in the purest form of love

>>150010192
>masturbate
You wouldn't have the sex drive for it because you'd be prepubescent.

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>>150052907
I'll go tease people at an university. Both guys and girls (boob grabbing).
Then eventually show the world my genius and become a "tensai shoujo" sensei aka Becky.
My email handler will be [email protected].

>>150038955
please, everyone knows the army is gay.
no one would touch a loli.

>>150010157
Finally be happy

>>150010192
t. neckbeard

>>150010157
Sauce?
I've seen this before but I can't remember it for some reason.

I still can't find any lolis on Twitch. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

>>150010157
Take over the world.

>>150010157
Masturbate

After I finished sniff on my fingers and get wet again just to masturbate.

>>150053977
>[email protected].
That will be embarassing when you grow into an old hag

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>>150010157

Get snuggled.

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>>150010157
Find the nearest park and faceless men.

>>150049088
And when everyone is a loli, no one will be a loli.

and the human race will die out, unless futa lolis are a thing

So what's the situation?

Do I become a loli that has alwasy been a loli (living in her house, family, friends, school, etc...)

Or do I just wake up one day in my own apartment a lot smaller and without a dick?

If it's the former, I'd need to assess the situation but I'd probably do fine in the end. The latter case sounds like a huge pain in the ass because I'd be ok for a while, but any time I need to get access to my own money/renew some adult thing/sign a contract, I'd have huge issues. My option is to somehow convince people that I'm me and become a scientific anomaly making news, or I end up in the nearest orphanage and my relatives take all my shit because I'm apparently missing.

>>150054297
something like this was suggested earlier in the thread
pretend you're your own daughter and that your mum left you there but you (your dad) didn't want to take care of a little girl so he ran away, maybe even killed himself because he's a fucking idiot lmao. this way all of your stuff goes to you i guess

How much does it really hurt to have your hymen torn? Just curious.

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>>150052907
I'd become the fastest loli.

>>150054017
>t.

Fuck off, /int/.

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>>150015406

>>Stream games online and amass a huge fanbase with my cuteness

Correct answer.

You'd be the top streamer in no time.

Proceed to jump with joy.

>>150054170

Is this from a regular TV show or some lewd U-15 video?

>>150010192
This.

Cover anime songs on YouTube on the drums while wearing a surgical mask.

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I hate to be predictable but there really is only one answer.

>>150055434
And then get raped because you didn't notice the van?

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>>150055513
It's a dangerous world out there for a loli, be careful!

>>150055554

>implying Alice isn't luring him to the van to rape him

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Realistically I'd be in so much trouble.
Let's assume I'm now 8-10: I'm way too old to pretend to be my old self's daughter. So either I act like I forgot everything causing my old self to be supposed lost, inducing great pain to my relatives, or I tell things I'm the only one supposed to know and end up being a lab rat for the rest of my life.

Option 1 is still probably the better choice. I'd be reinserted into the education system and quickly considered a genius.
I'll live in guilt knowing there are people who cared about me out there that still hope I'll return someday, but I'll probably explain everything to them in due time.

Keep in mind you don't really have libido before puberty, so you most likely wouldn't want to masturbate except out of curiosity.

Streaming games sounds nice but you can't legally stream before 18 and even less make money.

First I'd get a room filled with dozens of perverted old men and then...

>>150055434
Sauce?

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>>150010157
>tfw I'm illya now

Amazing

>>150055942

I started masturbating at ~4.

>>150010157
Grow a dick and fuck other lolis

>>150056157
Same here, there's a scene from Dude, Where's My Car? where giant ladies stomp around and eat people, I was dreaming of that scene and woke up humping my bed. It was downhill from there.

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>>150055942
The story is that mama molested your ~13 year old papa and got pregnant. She grew you up in secret without birth certificate or any other papers, fearing that she'd get jailed. Finally papa is an adult and they went to eternal honeymoon.

>>150010835
>you literally become the little girl
>small Japanese child
>in the middle of America
>with no documentation

That's one wild ride

>>150056599
The solution clearly is to claim amnesia, while alternating between crying a lot, and being really tired from crying so much, and let the adults handle the paperwork. Alternately make up a new story each time someone asks you.

Obviously the entire timeline is edited and everyone believes you have always been the eternal loli and you have the documentation to prove it.

>>150056961
Sounds boring.

>>150011656
>>150016088
fucking bitch, I stopped going to random board because of this bullshit

>>150013670
Underrated post.

Marry an anon.

>>150034890
I'm listening.

>>150058451
What kind of anon would you be happy with?

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>>150010841
What would happen to an adult mind if the brain it ended up in was a little or even much more younger than that?

>>150058507
Ideally one who's strong willed and dependable. I'd do all the housework and cooking and be very tolerant. I'd smile for them even if they weren't nice, I'd kiss them even if they weren't handsome, but I'd need them to always love me when they come home and do their best when they're out.
I want to cheer my man on without having to take care of him. Maybe a military anon would be best.

>>150010157
flat loli or oppai loli?
I'd prefer latter.