This is Asuka. Say something nice about her!
>>149976987
Her breasts are too small, I won't say anything nice about her.
>>149976987
She's cute sometimes.when she's not looking like a tranny
>>149976987
Every fucking day some nigger posts some waifu bait shit like this. Why can't escape this hell?
>>149976987
>say something nice about X
>>149976987
Baumkuchen
>>149976987
We recently terminated someone who looked and acted just like her.
She's not rei
>>149977122
>expecting anything better than this from this board
>>149976987
She isn't fat at least.
>>149977092
Asuka is for gangbangs.
She isn't getting married!
>>149980111
>>149976987
worst girl do not try and debate this
>>149980121
>>149976987
She's not the main character of the anime I'm currently watching.
Oh my god I fucking HATE that bitch. Fucking awful, permanent pms, fucking cunt. She is the only character I've ever dropped a show because of. And EVA is supposed to be fucking good. But I just can't fucking stand her. I hate her voice, I hate her attitude, I even hate her fucking anorexic frame. Goddamnit she should just get ripped in twain by a giant robot cock.
>>149976987
At least shes not as bad as rei
>>149980434
>>149976987
She makes for a great layafter she's dead
>>149980696
https://youtu.be/UvqqFzby9E0
>>149980783
Why didn't shiniji fuck her to see if she was alive instead of strangle her? Knock out two birds with one stone
Wow I've actually never realized this before. We are all in this together and we have to go all the way. Being together is the most important thing and I've always loved you guys and it really pains me to say this but we really have to pull through if we want this to work. The fact of the matter is that Asuka is truly an amazing friend who I know will support me in anything I do. I completely respect you and I've always wanted you deep inside of me just like a good friend because I've always seen you that way. I know you won't do pull that shit again so that's why I know I can trust you. We really are best buddy's and I know me saying this won't mean a lot but I really truly love you and god damn does it feel good to say that. My heart throbs every time I'm around you and I every day I am thinking about you constantly. I don't really know where I'm going with this but I just really wanted to tell you this because you are really some of the best people I have ever acquainted with. Honestly I am super grateful that I am able to associate with you. Thank you for being probably the best people ever, and I respect you so much more for that. I love you and I care for you. Never forget that.
Thick.
>>149976987
She's fun to play around with.
>>149981080
Maybe he didn't want to catch German AIDS.
>>149981080
He had already blown his man goop earlier in the day perving over her unconscious body; thus he was no longer interested in pleasure. This would also explain why he passed the oppurtunity to tend to Misato's melons later on.
>>149981039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTftkNwWZP8
>>149983161
Oh man, I used to enjoy watching this so many years ago. Time certainly has a way of running off without you doesn't it?
>>149981893
Asuka has smaller tits (afaik)
And name of the doujin please!
>>149981893
need sauce on that
Can someone upload high quality DIVX/Xvid encodes of this series to rapidshit and link to /rs/ plox?
Rei is cuter.
>>149976987
she's a cute girl (male)
>>149980039
>>149980155
are asukaposters the new ratposters?
>>149981893
She always tries her best.
>>149986308
>>149981893
Don't post child pornography. I am going to let this go because I like it but it's against the rules.
Hates all of Humanity.
Still gets in the Robot to save Humanity
>>149980434
>dropping EVA of all things because of superior german hatefuck material.
I must suck to have testicles the size of raisins.
>>149986169
After hearing this statement would Shinji feel envious of Kaji or of Asuka?
https://youtu.be/6j4wd7CFo80
>Asuka isn't even a german name
But hey, she's german :)
>>149976987
I enjoy jerking off to doujins that portray her as a better character.
>>149976987
She's best girl!
>>149976987
no
>>149980434
The pinacle of shallowness
She looks really good, even being 28 years old and with an eyepatch.
Why does everyone love her ass?
>>149984934
But anon, it's not a Doujin at all. Good things come to those who read canon.
>>149986169
Your whiteness is showing.
>>149991683
You mean you don't?
>>149980434
that's not very nice
>>149980434
shoulda kept watching then
This thread is just chock full of rule breaking posts.
>>149982753
>AIDS
>says as he posts the most faggot character in the show
Someone's projecting about their SEELE fucktoy.
This is Rei. Please say something nice about her too, if it's not too much trouble.
>>149994648
Rei is a steadfast pilot who does her job humbly and without complaint.
>>149990216
That is beautiful, thanks!
>>149976987
She's the only Children to show any potential for leadership.
>>149992325
>>149988491
It confused my dick. Sad Asuka, but the entire thing was so fucking good. Mari X Asuka a pure.
>>149995921
>>149994972
What is the word on the street about the last movie then mates? Is it coming out anytime soon? Will it be good or an abysmal mess?
>>149994648
rei is a wet blanket who lusts after an older man
a slut, a worst girl
>>149996247
>Will it be good or an abysmal mess?
I have faith in the master. Then again 3.0 has really grown on me.
People bitch about it but it makes sense. The film makes you feel confused and angry just like shinji. It was really quite effective
>>149995921
>>149996090
>>149996666
>>149995921
>>149996090
We just had this thread yesterday.
>>149996724
we luuv asuka
>>149996724
continuation then
>>149887551
>>149996400
I rewatched the Rebuilds not too long ago, and I noticed something : each of the rebuilds draws its soul from one of Anno's great works. 1.11 is pure and simple early NGE, with little influence from his other works. 2.22 is very Gunbuster-ish, what with the actual somewhat healthy romance going on, the SoL like segments, and the honest to god hypefest friendship power battles. And 3.33 is totally a big old homage to Nadia : secret of the Blue Water.
I expect 3.0+1.0 to honor Anno's greatest work, EoE. My body is ready.
She's cute when she dies
>>149976987
She's okay. Rei is better though.
>>149997636
You're ugly as fuck no matter what.
>>149998987
She is my wife.
>>149999829
Don't talk shit about my waifu.
>>149976987
I'd like her to sit on me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZIHOHHA5vA
>>150000362
so how did you like this scene?
>>150000786
Diamonds
>>149976987
>>149999829
She want's someone to look at her.
>>149996666
Very nice Digits.
Congratulations!
>>149993844
>the most faggot character in the show
But I didn't post Shinji?
>>150003583
>>150004723
Anon, while the doujin is top quality you just posted this cap in particular yesterday.
>>150005037
I understand.so here's something else.(sadly not translated)
(C84) [Konohanaku (Konohana)] Anata no Shiranai Sekai (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/627919/4e990450a5/
>>150005382
>(sadly not translated)
Why is all the good stuff always in------- Russian?
>>150002825
>>150004723
I hate AsukaxShinji doujins so much, since she is my waifu and the fag is someone i hate with passion.
A shame since that doujin is awesome, is it too much to ask for a generic doujin MC with obscured eyes/face.
>>150006480
That abounds on the internet, you just need to look
>>150006612
Oh i know, but it;'s just that they somehow tend to be lower quality than that one.
>>150006480
>>150006612
As an Asukafag with a similar complaint, the anon's concern is not unwarranted. Though I don't hate Shinji since I self insert anyway.
I just despise all the garbage doujinshi and especially the ones where you can tell the author/artist has talent and they choose to draw horrible shit. Just kill 'em all.
>>150006781
I may not be the paragon of masculinity, but there is no way i could ever self insert as little bitch like Shinji.
I do envy your self-insert powers.
She has a great relationship with her famil- oops never mind.
Um she has a great psyche- oops.
Good attitu- oops.
She's pretty.
>tfw I love Asuka because I'm a lot like her
It's a very bad feel, because I'm not a cute girl so everyone hates me. Next time I will be born in 2D.
>>150006781
>Though I don't hate Shinji since I self insert anyway.
Uhh, would you like this? (Also not translated)
(C78) [Mebae Anime (mebae)] Gensou no Shi to Shito 2 (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/577130/9f50fd79d4/
>your dad/The United Nations will never make you get in the robot
>mfw I might actually trade my family for robo-piloting if given the chance
life is eternal suffering
>>149997507
>3 shitpost tier movies followed by humanity's greatest achievement
The_Master_Anno.jpg
>>150007189
An old favorite. You really wouldn't be able to link me a doujinshi I haven't seen. Not to make you feel bad or anything.
>>150006900
Well it's not as if there's a complete congruence, more a case of taking what I can get. It has nothing to do with how similar or not I am from Shinji, really.
>>150006990
There's a feel I know. Next time, huh?
>>150007421
>An old favorite. You really wouldn't be able to link me a doujinshi I haven't seen.
same, want to post some favorites?
I'll do the same.
>>150007421
>tfw work for the government
>tfw I self insert as Kaji if anything
>tfw Asuka is muh waifu so watching the show is suffering
>>149976987
I bet you give good head from the 2 holes in your head.
>>150007482
Sorry, I'm pretty reserved when it comes to lewd stuff, generally. She is my waifu, after all.
>>150007579
I bet you will after I shoot yours off, faggot.
>>150007503
>work for the government
I'm so sorry.
>>150007616
I get to shoot people so it's not all bad.
If you're ever on a US military base overseas a harddrive full of anime can get you almost anything.
Booze, stolen shit, whatever.
>>150007683
>being in a combat position
Woe to you for not going Chair Force or Navy. You better not be another jarhead.
>>149976987
nerf this
>>150007798
>mfw Ranger Medic
I've shitposted from a satellite toughbook before
>>150007929
>Ranger Medic
>being an IRL healslut
You could've just been a Corpsman and got to be able to make all the joke diagnoses if you wanted to go that route. And I frankly don't believe you because that's some real grownass man shit(TM)
At least be honest, faggot.
ITS TIME TO STOP
>>150008009
>at least be honest
deleet this or I'll fuck up your IV 50 times
>>150008076
I call it like I see it, faggio. You're probably some paperwork bitch. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>150008115
fite me irl
ask for the "Anime faggot" at the Batt shop
I still can't believe they released a figure based on something that has only appeared in a trailer.
>>150008199
Never underestimate GAINAX's ability horde shekels, how do you think after 20 years they still have new merchandizing scheme running every year
>>150007616
Just so say, I deleted it, because I feared Mods might think i'm spamming.
hopefully, you see it.
by any chance have you seen
[Anthology] ANGELic IMPACT
translated anywhere?
>>150008276
>LAK
>futa
What the fuck is this anon? You were leading me on as if you wanted me to believe you weren't a tasteless faggot.
>>150008474
>by any chance have you seen
[Anthology] ANGELic IMPACT
translated anywhere?
I have not.
>>150008560
kek
>>150008577
i like all
>>149976987
She is cute. I just wish she wouldn't tie her self worth solely to being a good pilot. She has other good traits.
>>150008647
>you will never hold asuka's tender legs as she rides on you back and slowly slips down until her hairly gently drapes over you and you feel her chin rest on your shoulder as she caresses your cheek with her hand and slowly guides your head towards hers and kisses you with her soft succulent lips
>>150008474
the hell anon?
>SxA
>SxR
>SxM ss
good
>futa RxM & MxR & RxA
>pegging
>orgy
>LAK
>>150008647
>>150008719
>you will never squeeze Asuka's thighs
wtb a lead pipe to bonk myself with
>>150008719
>>150008719
>>150008577
Granted I gravitate towards Asuka related doujin, (mostly) Misato is great,
but as time went on, I explored other options. Not much else exists sadly, new good doujins are a blue moon occurrence.
>mostly SxK yaoi crap.
>>150008858
>tumblr
i like rei
>>150008577
>>futa
only for the lolz.
>>149976987
Don't go all suicidal now.
>>150009575
>you will never feed her candy to make her feel better
UUUUUUUUUGGGHHHH
>>150007929
>shitbragging that you're a Ranger in an /a/ waifu thread
This is the most POG thing I've ever seen outside of /k/.
>>150010137
I just wanted to let the NEETS know to never give up their waifus
>>149993283
But that's just fanart of her ass
i wish I could get into anime.
I would rape her
She's got amazing doujins.
>>150013883
Pls anon, she'd make you her slave.
>>150008913
>SxK yaoi crap
They're even hotter as long as you pretend Shinji is a girl, which isn't that hard.
>the most complex multifaceted anime reduced to waifu baiting
>>149980434
This
Fuck Asuka and fuck Donald Trump
>>149994648
She's kind to others ,is always there when shinjin is injured , a strong intelligent woman , best pilot, best girl......
>>150016116
>>150013909
>She's got amazing doujins.
yes
>tfw you've become so numb
i hope to be happy, Asuka
>>150015981
It's like you want people to hate you.
>>150008017
This image is brilliant.
>>150008017
artist?
Posting best Asukapic in Asukathread
>>150021660
>>150021660
What do you think Asuka has in those little pouches?
>>150021921
Asukarangs.
>>150021943
Holy shit, did someone bash the back of her head in?
>>150007399
Rei is for betas
>>150000000
asuka!
>>150007399
>>150015940
> le autistic MC
> muh deep animu
>>149980039
This is from the EoE right?
>>150021635
Wonderful isn't it?
http://monicamcclain.deviantart.com/art/NGE-Shinji-and-Asuka-430629067
>>150015940
>>the most complex multifaceted anime reduced to waifu baiting
lol
>three average ordinary angsty teenagers without the benefit of Hot Topic, tumblr, or ritalin
>giant robots fighting monsters
>let's smash all human minds into one to solve all of our problems.
The whole plot is predicated on the japanese ideology of ignoring everything that's wrong and using child soldiers to fix everything.
If this was done in the US, it would be green berets or SEALs or I dunno Delta Force piloting the robots, you know ACTUAL TRAINED PROFESSIONALS AT THE PEAK OF THEIR CRAFT and there would be comprehensive debriefings and therapy (if needed).
>>149976987
Since Asuka's german, do you think I could get her to pee in my mouth and vice versa and she'd be cool with it?
Asuka is forhugs
>>149976987
Misato is better
Post some Assuka or something, I'm getting flaccid
>>150025933
>>149976987
She's the most precious girl in the world. She tries really hard at everything she does, unlike me, and I wish I could hold her and tell her it's fine.
>>150025933
She's only slightly worse than Misato.
>>150025933
Stop having indecent thoughts about Asuka.
>>150026466
No.
manga>rebuilds
why can't they just be happy
>>150029400
Because elderly babies ran their world and picked a war with unreasonable eldritch assholes since before they were born.
Do Shinji and Asuka patch up their relationship and eventually bang after Instrumentality fails?
>>150034320
Cute.
Asuka you're fucking adorable and a complete badass. You call me out on my bullshit and you always stick up for me. Even though you act like you hate me, I know you're doing this to see if I care enough to stick around and just need someone to love you and take your abuse.
>>150034109
>>150034320
Shippers should just drop dead already.
>>150034771
>No-fun faggots should just drop dead already.
Ftfy.
>>150034771
I luuv happy asuka
>>150034109
calling shinji disgusting was basically her way of professing her love
>>150035132
Asuka Luuuvs shinji
>>150035493
Ah, girlhood
good taste anon.
>>150027870
manga > tv series
desu
>>150037176
BUDS
Any character, no matter how awful, that gets attractive girls into latex to cosplay them is alright in my book.
>>150037499
You can't inb4 your own post faggot, so, fuck your 3DPD.
>>150037499
are you implying that best girl is awful?