>this is a japanese breakfast wtf

>>149898584
That's enough calorie to last for 5 hours, yah fat fuck

>>149898584
wtf it looks like a regular meal lmao where my frosted flakes

>>149898584
Who the shit eats rice and fish for breakfast

>>149898584
Whats wrong with that? It looks great to me.

>>149899037
Asians like me. Although I would prefer juice over soup.

>>149898969
You are not making any sense, even though you try really hard.

>>149898584
Does one person really eat all of that? Am l undereating or some shit?

>>149899105
sub human

>>149898584
I guess dumb Japs have never heard of oatmeal and toast, lmaooooo

What show is that 'asagohan' from anyways? I could swear I've seen it before.

>>149898584
>rice and fish at the morning

Yikes. The breath must be glorious.

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>>149899173

>>149898584
wtf I like Japanese breakfast now

>>149899173
>Not oatmeal and squats

>>149898969
>eat meal at 7am
>Wait 5 hours
>eat lunch
Checks out

Maybe it'll only last an amerilard like you just a few minutes though

>>149899146
It's not as much as you think, the fish is quite thin and the egg is raw so that you can mix it with the rice.　　After that it's just a small bowl of soup and some pickles.　　Also, unless your family is really traditional you wont see a breakfast like this in Japan except at hotels and ryokan.

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>>149899186
>not brushing your teeth after each meal

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>>149899173
>Americans only eat cereal

whatever. This is breakfast you stupid cunt

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Where are my juice-on-cereal bros at?

>>149899186
Fish sure, but since when does rice give you bad breath?

>>149899223
>egg is raw

Hope those nipmonkeys like salmonella

>>149898584
who would waste 2 hour to prepare breakfast

>>149899156
I eat all that and the like everyday all my life and never be over weight like a Caucasian.

>>149899173
>Oatmeal and toast

Enjoy your diabetes, amerilard.

>>149899227
Brushing teeth?

>>149899246
there's nothing wrong with oats motherfucker, I also eat eggs and occasionally potatoes if I have the time

>>149899246
>implying bacon and eggs is traditional american breakfast

>>149899267
Salmonella comes from stacking chickens in tiny　cages　where　they　have　no　room　to　move　and　they　poop　all　over　everything　including　the eggs.　　If the chickens are grown free range (like in Japan and most of Europe) then salmonella isn't really a problem.

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>>149898584
That looks pretty oishii

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>Eating breakfast

>>149899303
>there's nothing wrong with oats
Get off my fucking board right now you faggot fuck

>>149899223
>Also, unless your family is really traditional you wont see a breakfast like this in Japan except at hotels and ryokan.

False. This is a pretty common breakfast meal on Japan. Lunch/dinner is quite similar too.
I'm Japanese.

>>149899246
>whatever we took a regular breakfast
>and added canned BEANS

British breakfast everyone

>>149898584
This is normal actually.

At Yayoiken I get their fried egg breakfast.

-two sausage links
-over medium egg
-white sticky rice
-miso soup
-tofu

It's pretty good.

>>149899261
That's fucking disgusting m8

>>149899365
>eating at all

>>149899049
No idea. I like that shit.

>>149899417
>white sticky rice, miso soup and tofu for breakfast

god man japan truly is heaven on earth

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>>149899397
Someone's mad

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>>149899269
It's not exactly that long.

Miso soup can be done in under 30 minutes. Grilling the fish is also pretty quick, especially since a lot of Japanese kitchens have a special compartment for that express purpose (the drawer underneath the stove in the picture). The pickled vegetables you just take out of the fridge and the raw egg is ,well, a raw egg.

The longest part is waiting for the rice to cook,and it's not like you would be cooking just for breakfast. You'd make enough rice for the whole day and just leave the rest in there on warm until dinner.

>>149899463
All for 460 yen too. Just a 10 minute walk away from me.

>>149899261
Can't you just drink the juice separately?

Anyways, dry cereal is the best cereal.

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>>149898969

I'm not other people, but do people actually eat long sit down meals like that for breakfast? I just take a bread of some type, bagel, croissant, grilled cheese sandwich, dinner left overs etc then go on my way.

I don't have the fucking time nor patience to cook all that shit for +20mins, then sit down and eat for breakfast. I live by myself so maybe that would change if I had a wife and kids?

>>149899269
>>149899476
It's also pretty easy to prepare while you're also preparing a bento for lunch.　　If you're someone that goes out for lunch then you probably just make some toast or eggs if you eat breakfast at all.

>>149899476
>leave in until dinner on warm
Isn't that super unsafe?

>>149899484

Woah cool, why don't we have grills in our burners here in the west?

>>149899484

Goddamn, man. That's it I'm going to Japan brb.

>>149899530

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day anon, you have to prepare it like so.

I've noticed the nips NEVER have any cheese on anything.

Do they not know what they are missing.

>>149899564
Why? If you have a rice cooker, that's not a problem at all. With a good one you don't even need to keep it on and it'll stay warm.

>>149899269
>put rice in rice cooker
>miso soup in 15 minutes
>fish takes 15 minutes
>everything else is pickled
Doesn't seem very time-consuming.

>>149899598
You can order cheese for your beef/pork bowls.

>>149899613
Bacteria and stuff will thrive in that environment

>>149899530
The fish is smoked so you just unpack it.
I never eat breakfast though because I need hours until I get some appetite after waking up and I sleep till the last moment.

>>149898584
>wtf

>>149898996
>wtf
>lmao

>>149899173
>lmaooooo

What the fuck is happening in here? Kill yourselves.

>>149899636
I never once got sick from keeping the rice warm in the cooker.

>>149899598
Aren't most people on earth, especially Asians, lactose-intolerant? I love that because I hate cheese.

My biggest problem with Japanese meals are

The servings are fucking small like goddamn no wonder they all are small and weak as fuck and how many plates they use is it really necessary to put EVERYTHING on a separate plate do those fuckers have infinite time to wash the dishes or what?

>>149899636
Rice cookers keep warm at 60 degrees, bacteria have a hard time surviving at 60 degrees.

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>>149899598
>dumb frogposter
>go to post this and my captcha has pepe in it
>mexican
>buses
Jesus christ.

>>149899564
As long as you keep the rice cooker clean and clean the rice before you cook it then it's gonna kill anything inside when it cooks. Those things seal really well so as long as you keep it closed and use a clean rice paddle you shouldn't have to worry about contamination. Millions of people across asia do it every day without getting sick, most with far less concern for sanitation than I described. It's pretty fucking safe.

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>cut sandwich diagonally
>it tastes better

you can't explain this

>>149899246
I had never seen 'breakfast potatoes' before stepping foot in the United States.

What's with Americans and all this bacteria and food phobia shit? Do they even eat anything at all?

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Ohohoho silly Japs

Don't they know that all ya need for a complete breakfast is a bowl o'me Lucky Charms?!

They're delicious, nutrition, and come in rainbows and stars!

https://www.yoshinoya.com/menu/morningset/
http://www.sukiya.jp/menu/in/morning/
http://www.matsuyafoods.co.jp/menu/morning/

>>149899713
If you aren't raised eating uncooked food, you can die from it.

>>149899713
>Do they even eat anything at all?
Keep in mind that Americans rarely eat real food, almost all they have is like 90% corn syrup.

They literally don't have real cheese. It's all artificial McDonalds-tier stuff.

>>149899598
The Japanese aren't very big on dairy products in general. You can get cheese on a burger or gyuudon or even your curry at coco ichibanya, but in general there's only one kind of cheese you'll find in Japan and it's like this generic cross between mozzarella and american cheese.

>>149899246
That's breakfast for farmers when they're out doing morning labor really early and then eat this calorie high meal. For everyone else this will make you sluggish and fat as fuck. OP breakfast is low on fats and high in nutrition, you expect to eat a steak in the morning?

>>149899713
>eat raw milk
>get sick
>eat unsterilized eggs
>risk getting salmonella

Yeah, no.

>>149899598
For breakfast my mom used sometimes to put a kraft single on a small bowl of rice with some soup on the side.
Watching the cheese melt into the rice and eating was the life.

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>>149899776
>>149899668

They should try it more

>>149899037
It looks just like kippers to me. I know that's not as popular as it once was, but surely it hasn't become alien?

>>149899832
Go back to siesta-ing, Juan.

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>>149899812
>not having steak for breakfast

working-class scum

>>149899776
Most eastern or asian countries aren't used to dairy because the lack of lactase in their bodies. If your ancestors weren't lucky enough to develop lactase to digest dairy as extra food source, chances are you're a lactose intolerant pleb

>>149899756
>They literally don't have real cheese. It's all artificial McDonalds-tier stuff.
You've clearly never been to an American grocery store. Sure there's tons of generic processed american cheese, mozzarella, swiss cheese, and fake cheddar, but there's usually a giant case full of real "artisinal" cheeses from all over America and Europe. California, New York, and Wisconsin make a ton of real cheese.

>>149899776
>the reason they're all short is because its a country deficient of dairy and milk
HOLY SHIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE

>>149899714


"part of a good breakfast", meaning you need juice to good full diabetic

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>>149899823
Cheese and rice go together better than they have any real right to.
I've got to say, one massive advantage of living in a
>Multicultural
country and city is the sheer range of food that people regularly eat. Even as a boring Caucasian I always ate all sorts of interesting things growing up. Now we just need to teach the world the joys of a bitter, black yeast spread for breakfast.

>>149899822
Nobody fucking gets this shit in my country. All of those posts look like some conspiracy shit to me. Either that or there is something wrong with American food in general.

Also, it's not like Americans were healthier than the rest of the world so these food choices don't really seem to work.

Why do some American cereals have fucking marshmallows in them?

>>149900028
Food scientists discovered that sugar tastes good

>>149899983
>Cheese and rice
What's wrong with you, anon?
Even ketchup and rice would be better.

>>149900066
That sounds genuinely horrifying.

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Is there any food kino in anime?

>>149899658
Reddit army has come
>entire thread last night full of people whining about racism

>>149900028
No clue, even as a child i found them disgusting.

>>149900082
Why though?

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>>149900101
Life is strange.

>>149899714
fuck of you shill

>>149900079
lt's better than fucking cheese and rice.
Next someones gonna say they like butter on chicken or some shit.

>>149900028
Big G were looking for ways to increase sales of Cheerios (oddly, the Murrica version is unsweetened, unlike what the rest of the world gets).

A marketing contractor mucked with random ideas, and came up with chopped circus peanuts as a mixer, and Lucky Charms were born. It's been downhill ever since.

>>149900079
It's really not, especially if you add omelet.

>>149900066
>>149900134
Have you never ate risotto? It's cheese on rice. And butter is great for frying thinly sliced chicken.

>>149899405
Is it true all your women are fucking white men?

>>149900012
Because I don't think anyone in your country drinks raw milk or eats unsterilized eggs.

You seem to ignorant of modern food practice.

>>149900167
Risotto looks like vomit

>There are people in this very same thread that don't know how to cook aka one of the most basic and most vital abilities a human being can have
Explain yourselves

>>149899530
Passing to confirm this.

Here where I live, people just eat some bread with butter, like a toast or a sandwich, with a little coffee and go their way.

No one spends half an hour to cook some shit.

>>149899713
It's all people who have been brainwashed by the media and news. People quoting FDA laws about how chicken cannot be left out for more than 2 hours as reasons for why I can't eat my buffalo wild wings that I've left on the counter for 12 hours.

They have no idea what they're talking about, and it's pitiful how much food they waste or won't eat because of it.

>>149900240
It can sometimes look kinda mushy and unattractive yeah. But it tastes incredibly good when well prepared.

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>>149900259
Stop being rude or this will happen to you next.

>>149899658
Winterbreak soon, get used to it until late january

>>149900259
I can cook really basic stuff, but don't ask me to make it taste good.

>>149900066
>Cheese and rice is bad

Have you never fucking eaten a burrito before?

>>149900140
>chopped circus peanuts

Oh god, I can never eat Lucky Charms again.

>>149900320
>putting rice on the burrito
What the actual fuck?

Cheese is shit in general.

>>149900320
Who the fuck puts rice on a burrito

Fucking Americans I swear to god

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Do you use limejuice/sugar/salt after being done with cooking?

post more food porn stories

>>149900082
God, this is disgusting. And really stupid.
>the whole fucking corn
>in between slices of bread

>>149900125
And this is just stupid.

>>149900397
Hell yeah, limes go with literally everything.

>>149900397
mmmm

is there anything lime doesnt make taste better?

>>149900302
>what are knives
Who the fuck was stupid enough to create that shit?

>>149900496
A bearkin chef.

>>149900302
Why is like half of the meat raw? ls this supposed to be fully cooked?

>>149898584
Not the sorts of food I'd have for breakfast, but it still looks really tasty.

>>149900369
>>149900387
>On a burrito
>On
You may leave to whatever planet you came from. Here on earth we put things inside burritos, like rice. You fucking Remulakians.

>>149900259
Everyone knows how to cook because all it takes is pulling up some other faggots recipe.
Being able to cook well is a skill that takes time though.

>>149900556
Same shit

Do you did your pizza on soup too or something?

>>149899658
Limo just eat some bacon senpai and calm down

>>149899850
What the fuck is kippers.

>A kipper is a whole herring, a small, oily fish, that has been split into a butterfly fashion from tail to head along the dorsal ridge, gutted, salted or pickled, and cold-smoked over smouldering woodchips (typically oak).
There are worse things I guess

>>149900621
When did they add smiles to 4chan, what's going on

>>149899291
>Oatmeal and toast
>diabetes
Are you retarded?

>>149900397
I love some lime on some fish or chicken.

Also love lime juice on my chips.

>>149899476
>Miso soup can be done in under 7 minutes.
Fixed

>>149900397
>putting lemon on your lemons.

>>149899697
I generally hate finger sandwiches because the meats are sub-par and they usually have mayonnaise on them.

I'll eat them but I'd prefer so many other things.

I wish he rest of the world got instant meal type things on par with Japan's. We get shitty noodles with flavoured water, they get actual half decent food.

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Which drink gets shilled the most in anime?

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Mm-mm, I wish I could be there to eat this all over again.

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>>149900830
2/3

>>149900830
What's that brown stuff next to the rice?

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>>149900863
Last, all 3 from earlier this year in Okuhida.

>>149900867
Picked somethings.

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>>149899261

>>149899530
Generally I have either no breakfast or a small breakfast because I don't wake up until an hour before I have to leave.

If I have the chance though, making a big breakfast and sitting down to eat it is the best. I can have a medium or light lunch and then later have a medium or light dinner instead of a heavy dinner. After all, you're better off eating before you plan to spend your energy rather than after you've spent it.

If you've got the time it also always you to simultaneously put together your lunch before you leave, which is infinitely better for your finances than buying lunch most anywhere else.

>>149900496
>>149900537
It's /ck/'s favorite youtuber.
Everything he cooks is raw and an all around disgusting cook. He's serious by the way.

>>149900699
Indeed salt is the way to go

>>149900959
I don't know how that man hasn't died yet. He must shit his guts out daily.

>>149900802
Pocari Sweat

>>149899328
>Implying traditional american breakfast is a thing

>>149899246
>that thin slice of canteloupe
>next to all the greased up, salted and peppered foods.

>>149899850
Kippers, and smoked fish in general, are fucking based and make a great breakfast.

>>149901107
>has never salted a melon

Oh child

>>149901148
If you don't think that smoked salmon is the best overall smoked fish then get the fuck out of my face. The man that designed a popular cold smoking machine runs a little shop in a market near me as a hobby and his stuff will make you weak at the knees.

>>149900650
You can thank Hiroshit

>>149901235
He is actually going to murder this fucking site. Well, more than /pol/ and years of sub-par mods have already.

>>149898584
Looks disgusting because I don't like fish/sea food.
>>149899269
>>149899530
>I just take a bread of some type, bagel, croissant, grilled cheese sandwich, dinner left overs etc then go on my way.
Are you an anime character? Do you run around with a slice of bread in your mouth?
I always wake up one hour before I have to leave. So if i have to be at uni at 9, and it takes 30 minutes to get there, i wake up at 7:30 because i have to leave at 8:30.
I wake up, go to take a shit, and then prepare a small but filling meal, then sit down and watch a show or anime while eating. Then i brush my teeth, put on deodorant, pick out clothes and get dressed, and leave. This is all very relaxed and not hurried at all.
I don't understand why people are always in such a rush? do you wake up 5 minutes before you leave or something lmao
>>149899598
I'm European and I think cheese is overrated. Especially because we have a million different types of cheese from like France and Germany and Italy. Cheese is good with some stuff, but when i hear Americans eat things like "grilled cheese" - basically a sandwich with nothing but cheese on it - i get honestly disgusted.

A proper breakfast is vegemite on toast.

Nice blog thread retards

>>149899598

Fuck off frogcancer

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>>149901627
I'm sure this thread is killing /a/ unlike all the generals and template threads.

Is "wtf" accepted /a/ lingo now?

>>149901743
wtf, I love /a/ now.

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>>149901743

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I just realized, if the Japanese aren't big on cheese does that mean Parmigiano isn't sold there?
That blows.

>>149901861
Chances are you can get it, you just have to look a little harder.

>>149901743
limao, maybe

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>>149900985

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>>149901892
>limao
BR?

>>149901909
That is so raw, I think he un-cooked it.

>>149901922
who was in the wrong here?

>>149901922
Canned vegetables are so fucking disgusting. People really eat that shit?

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Real Food Porn reporting in

great thread guys 10/10
fuck you all /a/ is dead

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>>149902086

What is it? Cire curry, fish and some shit?

>>149902017
>Plastic American "cheese"
Stopped watching there

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Light breakfast is best

>>149901884
I hope so.
If I ever visit extensively there I wouldn't be able to cope without it. A sliver of that every once in a while never gets old.

Wish I knew how to cook simple food, I've gotten fat since living on my own since I only know how to make stuff that's basically either boiled for 5 minutes or stuck in the microwave.

I don't know when I was meant to learn this shit, were my parents meant to tell me?

When do anime characters find the time to do the dishes?

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>>149902017

what the fuck

>>149900082
>>149901922
Shit, from the thumbnails I thought these were THAT webm.

>>149901399
>no shower
I bet you smell great

>>149898584
Damn, I wish I could go somewhere that served that for breakfast

>>149899658
News at eleven: /a/ has been infested with 12 year olds for the last couple of years

>>149902086
I'll take this any day over another Faggots On Ice thread.

>>149899658
Sage & report. Even if it does jack shit is the only thing we can do.

>>149902017
Disgusting

>>149899484
I am so jelly

>>149898584
>original thread do not steal

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>>149902214
Offscreen.

>>149898584
>protein
>fish fatties
>carbs
>many kinds of vegetables
>egg

Maybe not the egg but otherwise 10/10 would be a skinny japanese and not a disgusting amerifat who gets his breakfast at a fast food place

>>149902435
I've tried McDonalds once in my life and I puked out of how disgusting it was. How do people eat that trash?

>>149902212
No, you're meant to follow instructions in easy recipes and gradually move up to more complicated things as you get comfortable in your adult kitchen and learn techniques. Watch cooking shows or instructional videos to see the proper way to handle equipment, knives etc.

>>149902214
Shit takes like two minutes, especially if you start washing what you're done with while other stuff is finishing up. Just don't be a lazy fuck and let it pile up.

>>149902435
Fast food is repulsive.
I don't know how people can eat it and feel absolutely fine about it.

>>149902507
I think my mom instilled a fear of cooking in me since she told me shitloads of times when I was young that if I fucked up cooking meat I'd basically die.

>dishes piled up in the sink growing mold
>rice cooker also growing mold but I still use it
>been using paper plates but almost out

At least the flies can't survive in my apartment during winter since I never turn on the heat once.

>>149902522
>>149902495

Are you hicks or something?

Not judging, just trying to understand how can people not like that shit. Funny enough when I was a kid I also didn't like it, only ate the fries.

>>149899227
>Brush my teeth once a day
>Don't floss either
>Floss randomly one night after brushing
>Gums are bleeding, keep spitting out blood

I can't wait until we make teeth unnecessary.

>>149902652
Wish all my washing magically did itself.

>>149902672
>Are you hicks or something?
No. Have never gone to the countryside. I just like to eat real food instead plastic.

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>>149899269
This retard

>>149902678
I haven't brushed my teeth without bleeding gums since I was a young child.

>>149900902
>Picked somethings.
My favorite sidedish: something!

Best Thread on /a/ right now. Really makes you think...

How do people have an extra 5-6 hours per day to prepare/cook food for themselves?

Don't you have jobs?

>>149902672
No, I'm just not a disgusting piece of shit and actually value good nutrition

>>149902634
That's mostly a concern with ground meats and chicken, but it's easy to see when those are fully cooked.

>>149899530
during the week i don't usually eat breakfast, so i just push my meals back until lunch and dinner

on the weekend ill have a nice sit down breakfast though.

>>149902781
>Don't you have jobs?
Well, for starters, I'm not a retard who takes 5/6 hours to cook a proper meal. Do you not have hands to handle things with properly and that's why you take so long or something?

>>149902891
So you only eat one meal per day? THAT'S how you're doing it, I see.

>le fast food is disgusting maymay
If you don't like it that's fine, but you don't have to go on an hyperbole about how bad you think it is, you're not impressing anyone here you know, save that when hitting on that qt fit girl at the gym, or to make yourself feel superior to that fat piece of shit coworker that gives you a hard time.

>Jap food is supposed to be amazing
>raw fish, pickled radishes and plain boiled rice

I'd rather eat English food.

>>149902781
>5-6 hours
Since when did cooking take this long?
Unless you're an incompetent retard or cook for your entire street you will never have to cook this long

>not having a cappuccino and brioche/croissant/buscuits with chocolate and a small glass of fruit juice

>>149902914
The best part is when they talk about how weak Americans must be to wash their eggs and cook their food, but then they puke and are violently ill from eating a french fry.

>>149902781
Cooking a good meal at most takes an hour, most can be done in 30 or 45 minutes with ease. Its actually fun

Pour yourself a glass of wine or a beer and have a drink while you cook. When you are done you get to have a meal with your waifu. Its great

>>149902781
That's what Microwaves were invented for

>>149902914
It legitimately makes my skin crawl, sorry I'm not obese

>>149902910
I don't spend more than an hour and half cooking every day so I have no idea what are you doing for it to take so long. A good proper 100% wholesome meal takes at most an hour to cook. Breakfast and dinner are, and should, be light things that don't take more than 30 minutes to put together.

>>149900302
>yourfuckingdeadkiddo.gif

>japs breakfast consists of rice
>healthy, aren't overweight
>burgers breakfast consists of cereals and toast
>a bunch of landwhales
How?

>>149902910
Most stuff doesn't take that long to make.Most of the time is spent waiting on a timer.

>>149903031
Look at the pictures in this thread. >>149900902

They eat like a quarter cup of rice and are full all day.

>>149902495
Are people's stomachs really that weak?
I can eat pretty much anything without getting sick unless it was actually infected/tainted.

>>149903031
>Cereals
Which are mostly sugar.

>Toast
Which they then cram with either disgustingly sweet things or disgustingly greasy things.

>>149903031
Portion control. It's the same secret as the French.

>>149903047
>Most of the time is spent waiting on a timer.
This. Just read a LN while waiting or something. Do you just stare at the pots and pans while doing absolutely nothing else in the meanwhile or what?

>>149903031
portions

>>149901922
>>149902017
This shit shouldn't be allowed.

That isn't cooking, is like mixing random disgusting shit and calling it a dish.

>>149903098
>Are people's stomachs really that weak?
You misunderstand. I puked it because of how fucking disgusting the flavor was.

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>>149899037

>cheeseburgers don't taste good

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>>149898584
That looks disgusting. Here's what a real mans breakfast looks like.

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STEP UP, AMERIFATS

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>>149903031
Nips don't stuff themselves like pigs at every meal like murrikans do. The amount of food you eat is just as and perhaps more important than what you are eating.

>>149900802
mazo saida

>>149903137
Nobody cares about your delicate grauniad palate.

>>149903210
I wanna see her shit all that out of her cute little butthole

>>149903137
I never got this either. I've eaten a lot of shitty stuff. Never puked from it.

>>149903137
Not him but you sound like a huge pussy if something as bland as McDonalds makes you sick. Also if someone else bought it for you, you're an asshole.>>149902924

>>149903210
Literally a mutant freak.

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I dont ever want to see an Ameridiabetic in these threads ever again spouting their subhuman opinions on food. Your fatfucks have the most awful plastic lard food on the planet and to see an Americoronaryheartdisease criticize nip food when nips are one of the healthiest 1st worlders on the planet with far less overweight mongs on average. Kys Amerisharts. Oh wait you're already doing that with all the lard """"'food"""""' you eat hahahahahaha

>food has to be healthy to be good

>>149903213
>IIFYM
Congrats for her but fell for a literal meme

>>149899812
>low on fats
It's a very carb high meal. That'd leave me sluggish. I need more fat than rice or shit in the morning.

>>149900082

That's fucking stupid. It would be really messy and hard to eat.

>>149903204
That real man probably outweights three other man with ease.

Wish I could fine somewhere that would teach me how to cook simple healthy food, I feel like a lot of places gloss over details like 'leave until cooked' or 'leave them simmer for a bit'.

I need retard hand holding instructions, like exact timings for everything.

>people actually taking these joke webums seriously.

>>149903444
Just eat oatmeal, brown rice and plain chicken for eternity

>>149903482
At least he can brag about how healthy he is.

>>149903444
There is a cooking board on this site, let alone plenty of other websites. It is honestly real easy.

Steam some rice, pan fry a piece of chicken, and either steam or pan fry some veggies. I honestly prefer baking the chicken but either works.

Boom done. remember to use olive oil when pan frying, add salt and pepper and plate. Pair with a nice beer and you are golden.

Your waifu will love you

Is this the Amerifats' bashing thread?

>>149903595
Are those packaged pre-cooked rices bad for you? They look much tastier than normal rice but I bet they've just dumped a load of salt and other shit on them which sort of defeats the point.

>>149903444
>I need retard hand holding instructions, like exact timings for everything.
This is mostly based on your preference. There's no exact timing for cooking, that's the art of cooking.

>>149902212
Yes you were supposed to cook with your parents. No one does it and now everyone is fat with bad taste.

>>149903644
Industrialized things will always "taste better".

>>149903644
I prefer a bag of jasmine or basmati rice. both taste excellent and need no butter or salt. In my opinion.

You can get the mexican rice or what not and i don't think its that bad, but its so much cheaper to go and get a big bag of basmati

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>>149903031
>le all carbs are bad ebin /fit/ meme do you even keto bro?

>>149901922

I'm surprised he didn't just throw the whole fucking lime in there.

>>149903701
Yeah but they're usually bad for you too.

>>149903701
bullshit, I have a soup going in my crock pot right now. fucking tomatoes, left over chicken, some corn, carrots, and onions. That shit taste fantastic.

>>149902017
dOES ANYBody else wanna die?

>>149899037
Some people might think who on earth would grill their tomatoes or eat white bread for brekkie.

Looks pretty standard and well balanced fare to fuel up for a full day's work with small snack at midday on the run.

Personally would ditch the rice for oats and wrap up fish for mid morn munchie.

>>149903644
>pre-cooked rices
Just don't. It's shit. Rice is always the best when you cook it yourself. Well at least that's what I experienced by living in asian country.
I heard rice in west tastes like shit.

>>149903595
>cooking is so easy, watch this
>step 1: cook the food

>>149899530
>>149900274
and thats why the majority of western civilization is unhealthy miserable fucks

>>149903727
Yup, that's what I meant.

>>149903444
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RThnq3-d6PY

>>149899495
negative.

cereal with whiskey is best cereal

>>149900302
you can see his massive fat roll encroaching from the top of the screen

disgusting.

>>149903759
>I heard rice in west tastes like shit.

That's because people by shit rice. They get some crappy tasteless white rice and cover it with butter.

>>149903785
Fuck me she makes a right mess of that.

>>149901909
he even looks like a fat and disgusting fuck

>>149903861
French omelettes aren't very elegant in general. But she is pretty good at showing the process instead of the stylish montage of modern shows.

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>>149903835
>they get some crappy tasteless white rice and cover it with butter.
>cover it with butter.
Heresy

>>149903644
Just buy a rice cooker. Why would you waste packaging on something like rice?

>>149902017
you know you have a drinking problem when you do this shit.

also that person is a waste of space, they should kill themselves by actually drinking this bile

>>149903785
Is that mickey mouse?

>>149903835
Don't most Japanese eat white rice? Sure doesn't look brown to me.

I wanted to post in this thread to say that this is perfectly normal and that fuckers who don't know a fucking thing about Japanese culture MUST get the fuck out of this board stat but it looks like cancer has overgrown it so you can all just go fuck yourselves.

>>149903939
Does sound good, would be nice to just dump a shitload of rice in a cooker and leav eit.

>>149903971
They eat rice with fucking flavor, aromatic rice, fucking white people in the south get the most bland tasteless rice you can imagine. Then proceed to dump half a stick of butter on the plate.

Its gross

I usually go with basmati, which is popular in india, but there are plenty of tasty aromatic rice

>>149901051
Ah yeah nectar of the gods that stuff, the very best salty thirst quenching goodness.

>>149903971
White rice =/= tasteless rice
I eat delicious white rice everyday.

>>149903962
Comedians made jokes about her voice for decades. It's not how you'd expect a spook turned chef to sound.

>>149903995
It is amazing. The rice tastes far better than anything made in a pot and you can just constantly refill it.

>>149899530
Generally, people who live with their family have big breakfasts thanks to a housespouse making it.
Here, city dwellers get small fry-an-egg breakfast, while low-class families eat way more, especially because they don't have lunch in restaurants like the middle class.

>>149904311
If you make a load of it how long is it okay to sit for? Does it keep it warm for a while?

I'd imagine you can't just have it sat there hot for a day.

>>149904342
>I'd imagine you can't just have it sat there hot for a day.

You think those Chinese restaurants clean out their rice steamer every hour?

>>149904058
I bet you're the type of faggot that has to have cheese or sugar in his grits.

>>149902955
Will never forget how my grade 2 (kindergarten) teacher twisted my ear and scolded me when I used the money I made from recycling empty bottles on 12 slices of french toast, oh happy days. She was correct though french are gross. I'm an alky wired based anon but I won't put that garbage in my body(does taste nice though)

>>149904342
I let mine sit for a day or two at most. Typically, I eat it all within twenty four hours.

>>149904476
A little bit of butter is fine on grits, although I prefer oatmeal with raisins, and a little bit of honey or brown sugar never hurt either.

>>149903031
You can't compare plain white rice with cereals and bread that contains tons of sugar and other shit

>>149904520
"french fries are gross" i meant :o

>>149899037
I would.

Rice, sausages, egg and a cup of builders' tea (literally an overbrewed black tea) would jumpstart my day

>>149904520
>>149904622
French toast or french fires?

Wish I could get up in time for breakfast instead of 15 minutes before I need to leave for work.

>>149904622
>:o
Kill yourself

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>>149899415
>beans with breakfast are somehow ridiculous

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It's time to decide this once and for all. Red or Blue?

>>149904815
Milk

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>>149904815
only one goes good with rum

>>149904815
Dr Pepper

>>149904686
oops soz my bad, french toast! though now that you mention it..no no.. fiery misadventures in charles de gaul airport not relevant to this thread;j

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>>149904815
Coke.

>>149904815

sprite

>>149904815
Milk

>>149904815
Pepsi for casual drinking, Coke for alcoholic beverages.

>>149904815
Evian mineral water.

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>not just eating Froot loops with orange juice instead of milk

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>>149904923
Go away.

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>>149904815
only one goes good with milk

How do Japs actually cook rice? A lot of anime have them using rice cookers, wonder if that's true to real life.

>>149899983
That fucking "thin crust pizza"
That guy was out of his mind

ITT retards underestimate fish.

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>>149905068
have tried but it's difficult cause it doesn't bend easy when up;D

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>>149905141
The best ones have a clock and timer so you can have it waiting for you when you are ready for dinner.

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>>149899173
>lmaooooo

>>149905141
Rice cookers. Nobody uses a pot or pan these days.

i eat dicks for breakfast, em' dicks are tasty as fuck yo!

Rice I've had in Asia was always sticky and clumped together nicely, the stuff I've had at home falls apart. Not sure what they do differently over there.

>>149905323
Sticky rice is own separate type of grain. You have to specifically buy that type to get sticky white rice. Some white rice has some stickiness but not much.

How did this thread get 120 IPs in it and 300+ posts. What the fuck is going on

>>149904815
Pepsi max

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>>149899530
I am more surprised at people actually having the appetite to eat all of that for breakfast. I eat a pretty big lunch but I am almost never hungry when I wake up.

I haven't eaten breakfast in 3 years. Ain't no time for that noise.

Haven't eaten breakfast in a long time.
I feel sick when eating in the morning.

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>>149904815
Neither.. Pink! I don't want to lose muh foot to "the sugar".

>>149905675
Can you post more gifs of lolis eating

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Everytime I read or watch some Japanese delinquent in any for of media I can help but laugh my ass off, because even though they pretend to be all tough and bad ass they are nothing but tiny little Asians.

Like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7mUOty-FdQ

>>149905907
What was the ad man thinking when he decided to use a medical condition as the tag line for their cola

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>>149905952

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>>149906097
cute

>>149906185
Are you blind?

>>149899697
>you can't explain this
Surface area to volume ratio of bread and filling.
Highschool or Junior High (depending on how your nation divides up schooling years) science/biology, usually went learning about fluids and how plants draw water.
Don't you remember those experiments with cutting up cubes and blotting them with food colouring?
You hold the sandwich at the crust so every bite has the least amount of bread for the most amount of filling smattering all over your taste buds.

>>149906185
>[Deleted]
lel

>>149900012
>Nobody fucking gets this shit in my country. All of those posts look like some conspiracy shit to me. Either that or there is something wrong with American food in general.
It's more to do with food production than anything else, really. Highly processed/factory farmed products tend to have contact with machinery that may have been cross contaminated.
The lower you go down on the production scale, the less likely you are to get things like salmonella and e coli.

>>149901701
These threads tend to be the best threads on both /a/ and /v/, content wise, and contain the least amount of shitposting. That age old nugget of wisdom about a group being terrible at discussing what they are there for while being brilliant at discussing irrelevant shit.

I guess there isn't really room for the hivemind like in actual on topic threads so people are able to express a wider amount of opinions without getting slammed down for saying the "wrong thing". Almost like a blank slate. Almost.

>>149898584
>Leftovers from last dinner
>miso soup that takes no effort to make
>eggs and rice every meal
>palette cleansing veggies
>random fruit for balanced meal
Seems about right. Americans have it bad with our wheat based breakfast

>>149899261
Grape juice and mini wheats are pretty good

>>149900523
My fucking sides

>>149899598
>I've noticed the nips NEVER have any cheese on anything.
>Do they not know what they are missing.
Miso is basically soy-cheese. And the Japanese put miso in everything. Lack of land for pasture meant dairy didn't have a history in Japan.

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>>149905952
What about instead of 食べている cute lolis are 食べさせている？
2cute5me

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>>149900082
>>149900125
>>149900302

>>149906803
>Miso is basically soy-cheese.
Toufu is kind of the equivalent of a soy cheese, seeing how it is made out of pressing and fermenting kind of similar to how cow cheese is made.

>>149900082
Well done, /ck/. I'm horrified.

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I'd like to know, does /a/ like my breakfast?

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>>149907036

>>149907228
How do you even eat guns?

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>>149907078
>Toufu is kind of the equivalent of a soy cheese, seeing how it is made out of pressing and fermenting kind of similar to how cow cheese is made.
Miso is soy cheese-spead. Toufu actually need to be fermented to actually be soycheese.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermented_bean_curd

>>149907311
What the fuck am i looking at?

>>149907228
I hope you put one in your mouth and eat the bullet.

>>149899530
Make a shake and drink it on the way to work.
>a banana
>an apple
>0.5l of milk
>1 spoon of peanut butter