She knows why
Give me one good reason why I should stick my dick into a Servant?
Archer told me they are all batshit crazy and would castrate me if I slept with one.
Because you'd have to be extremely gay not to tap this?
Who is stronger, scathach or cu chulainn?
>Give me one good reason why I should stick my dick into a Servant?
>Jeannefags forever delusional enough to think Jeanne would fuck them when she's the ultimate pure virgin
She'd only fuck you if you were married, and would never fuck just for the sake of fucking. Missionary position, sole purpose of procreation, etc.
>Wisdom of the Dark Realm: She can display a proficiency level of B~A rank in almost all skills except those of those belonging solely to other heroes.
So, B~A in
>Protection from arrows
>Literally every other bullshit skill not stuck to one hero
She has everything Cu has, plus everything else. That, and
>Those she recognizes as "true heroes" can also be taught such skills.
She can make her Master pretty much Servant-tier.
Assassination, sabotage, prediction, greater warfare strategy, detection, prevention, fighting alongside others, fighting in defense of another..
Pretty much every kind of combat that isn't "1v1 me rite nao fgt"
Not yet. She likes to train Cu as much as her Master, and she is slowly opening herself for him, even trying to get compliments about her look from her Master.
At this point Scathach is stronger than Cu, but she said he would be able to surpass her again if he accepts to train under her.
"At this point" Cu is still the better spear fighter. Did you read her event? He fought her to a standstill, and nearly killed her until she put everything into defense. They stopped the fight there.
>she's the ultimate pure virgin
Yeah, about that.
How to dick Scathatch.
1) Find a small enclosed area.
2) Etch a high level ward spell that protects you from explosions on the ground. Stack them.
3) Etch across the entire room high level explosves spells everywhere, including on the ceiling. Hide the shit out of it with magic.
4) Bring, Scathatch to the room and stand on your ward area.
5) Challenge her to a duel. If you win you get to dick her.
6) Activate all your stacked spells.
8) Wait for Scathatch to recover after she got blown to bits so you can dick her.
9) Enjoy dicking her.
But her noble phantasm calls her a holy virgin.
Pretty sure, like Saber having a dick for a night, F/GO retconned history. Well, a myth in Saber's case before someone wants to be a know-it-all.
She always knows everything. That's her personal skill. Shit like Golden Rule are the only skills she can't have.
I suppose she'd lose it if she were summoned as Berserker, but that'd be a horrible choice for her. Also not sure if it's possible.
>Long ago virgin once meant young maiden/lady.
Need I even explain the retardation?
Did you forget the part where she wants to bear Sieg's child ? Or when she said fuck it to God himself, and transcended space and time to join her beloved dragondick in Avalon ?
Actually, yes. Yes I did. All I remember is her mentioning Seigfried in the My Rom dialogue. And I'll enforce this again: No sex till marriage, and even then extremely rare.
Who wants Jeanne?
>Who wants Jeanne?
Is that a trick question?
Yes, because they are all one skill - Wisdom of the Haunted Land.
I doubt she can be anything but Lancer and Caster though. She may know riding and how to handle a sword, but her name and horse aren't remembered.
>B~A Presence Concealment, Independent Action, Clairvoyance
Is there anything any Master/Servant pair could do to stop Scathach saying "oh hi" and hurling Gae Bolg at the Master's heart?
Enkidu would point at her and laugh.
Anyone with Mind's Eye (False) would get an alert when she readies for battle, but I guess only beasts like Herc would be enough to halt the spear.
Gilgamesh doesn't really need a master etc.
So how does a Master survive when they have a bunch of female Servants? You're suppose to keep your dick in your pants at all times right?
Gil is something of a wildcard as to how prepared for battle he is.
If he's in full combat readiness he just can't be touched. He's effectively omniscient and has more answers than anyone else to any possible problem.
And if he's at lowest combat readiness then he can be killed with a simple back attack.
If he knows he's fighting a servant, he'll be somewhere in-between. Probably grab a couple cheats from his near-omniscient and pull out an appropriate NP, and nothing more advanced than that.
>If he's in full combat readiness he just can't be touched. He's effectively omniscient and has more answers than anyone else to any possible problem.
Fucking Gilfags. Forever salty he's no longer that special.
Excluding ridiculous firepower like Solomon, Buddha, or Type-entities, of course.
The only heroes who come close are Enkidu, Alcides (Heracles proper is probably just as good), and full-power Karna.
>This is what Gilfags actually believe
Artoria with Avalon can only manage to trick him and only if he's not going all-out at the start.
Ozzy isn't really a threat at all because Ea counters everything he has.
He'd crush Archer because he wouldn't underestimate Archer.
Scathach, Shiki, Vlad, and Arjuna don't really compare at all.
Multi-tail Tamamo is an aberrant being and she can't really exist as it is.
Gil was not trying in that fight.
Aside from Kiyohime, Shuten Douji, Brynhildr, and Tamamo who are the other Servants who actively think of their Master as a husband/lover/etc
Atalanta. She even gives her Master an apple and tell him she wouldn't get mad if he used it in a foot race against her.
Raiko thinks of him as both her son and lover at the same time
Anne & Mary both show strong attraction to their Master
I want to be introduced to the friendship of her tights.
He deserves it. If I was Brynhildr's Master I would've fucked her.
Probably get burned alive by her moments later when she finds me in bed with another Servant.
Guys help, I'm having impure thoughts about best Berserker.
>When I get a boner I'll call the police
>Be Jeanne's Master
>Think you are going to get a happy ending with her bearing your children.
>Summon Sig as having a back up Servant would be nice during the war.
>Get cuck'd after you find out about their relationship.
>Use the Holy Grail to ask for your own version of Jeanne to love.
>Get Jeanne Alter
>She'll never love you and just goes on bantering.
>Live in absolute misery and resent everything from this experience.
>Become an Avenger.
>Get summoned into a Holy Grail War in the future with Jeanne in it.
>She doesn't even recognize you.
I can only imagine suffering and unhappiness someone will have if they become Jeanne's Master and wants to be with her.
Oh, I see your game. Not going there.
>Servants which openly address you as a Master and express their feelings for you are the more waifu'd characters + Jeanne Alter because she wants to be loved.
Are there lines?
Superior cat coming through, pleb.
>Jeanne Alter will never love you
It's like you didn't read her event or something like that.
Just don't ever lie to her and I'm sure nothing horrible will ever happen, ever.
No. But she can canonically grow a futa dick thanks to her runes if you want to try something new.
Void Shiki really wants to be impregnated by her Master and is top waifu material.
>"Master. Have I been of use to you? I don't know very well myself. So, please tell me."
>"You can use your Command Spells more. Being ordered around is fun. Is it because anyone is fine, or is it because you are special? I still do not know."
>"Actually, I can't sleep. That's why I'm always lonely at night. It's frustrating, like I'm missing something. But, it's a perk to be able to look at your sleeping face. It would be wonderful if I could appear in your dream to protect you.?
>"Even though I had a rule not to develop attachment to anything, I seem to have ended up breaking that rule. Fufu, it's just like a doll yearning to become human. Wanting to become such an inconvenient form...seems like something has happened to me. This is your fault you know? Master."
>"This emotion is...love, isn't it. Even though neither human logic nor rationality mean anything to me, for you, I can commit any wrong. This is something I shouldn't say but, I ended up saying it...then, Mas what is it that you wish for? Ufufu."
>“This room feels so calming. If this is what you desire, forever, just like this...”
>“You who looks at the battle from above. I who face the battle head on. Fufu, our positions are reversed now. How refreshing to be an active participant for once.”
>“I am a Servant. Whatever happens, no matter what orders you give, I will obey. After all, it's just so fun.”
>“Things I love? Of course, it is you who called my name, Master. Even if that is only a fleeting dream...”
Literally her quotes.
Herc in non-Berserker could do it, I think he'd get both Eye of the Mind False and True, or should if I'm remembering S/F right. Really, Herc without insanity is the sort of hero where you can never try the same thing twice.
The little bits of sane Herk we got in F/SF just made the whole corruption thing even more painful. SANE HERACLES FUCKING WHEN ?
>>"Actually, I can't sleep. That's why I'm always lonely at night. It's frustrating, like I'm missing something.
Getting in there is going to be a large problem for you. Destroying her body? You? HA!
You'll give up after a minute. 3 minutes tops
Here is Okita (Saber Sakura)
>"If my lord orders me to kill, I shall kill. That's all there is to it. After all one's own principles and position have no meaning when crossing swords."
>"Master and Servant, huh...Hmm...To be honest I don't really get it. Kondou-san and Hijikata-san were basically family to me. Ah, if possible I want Master to be like that too."
>"Umm…this is hard to say but…when I’m with you master, I feel…how should I say this? I feel as at ease. And…um…my heart starts to beat quite fast. It’s weird, right? It’s something I never felt during my lifetime, but now I feel alive once more"
>"*I no longer have any doubts. Wherever you are master, even if it’s to the ends of the earth, the ends of the sea, even if the stars cease to be, even if it’s to the gates of the underworld, I shall always be with you!*"
>"You've shown diligence to get this far. This Nobunaga had underestimated you. Come then, draw near. The night is long, let us speak together of all that lies under the sky."
Regular Shiki isn't into the Master and is meh in the dialogue.
Void Shiki was made for waifuing and fucking for the sole purpose of procreation.
What is Mashu good for?
>"Ufufufu...what a naughty master...touching a goddess like that. What exactly do you plan on doing?"
>"I have no interests in humans or the future. I just wanted to live on that island together with my sisters."
>"To be loved is my role. I am used to exploiting and throwing away people. Yes...but don't misunderstand, master. We have never once fallen in love with you humans."
>"The three of us living our lives on that formless island was my dream...but I'll do you a service by including you. But then again, humans aren't allowed. Well...even if you were to be a puny ant, maybe I'll reconsider"
>"*Geez...since you're so dense, I'm only going to say this once. Okay, you win. I like you, master. No...no...that was a lie.*"
>"Hey, Master...Ahh, what's this feeling? Being used by someone, feels weird..."
>"I'm pretty, right? I'm cute, right?...Yes, yes. I know."
>"Kyaa!...Hey, where are you touching? What a hopeless guy."
>"Hmm, this place is different from the shapeless island. No, it's not that I'm lonely...I'm not...lonely..."
>"Actually...I might be feeling lonely. To think that I would be feeling like this...And talking about it with someone...
>"Make my loneliness go away. Hey Master, that's your duty from now on. Be sure to work hard for me."
>"I can sense your feelings...You're already...five seconds away from falling for me!"
>"*I love you, Master...but not as much as Stheno. Just for now...*"
Being her and Medusa's Senpai
Her sweater puppies are still of higher quality. The artstyle that is.
>Wait, does that mean Jesus is a Heroic Spirit?
In theory, but it would depend on whether he's in the Throne (comes down to the whole "is he half-divine or fully divine" thing, Holy Trinity etc.) or not. If he's considered fully divine, then he's a full god and the Grail can't summon him, as such miracles are beyond its power (and if it could create them, there'd be no need for the Grail War).
Regardless, he probably wouldn't be summonable, because he's not the sort who would answer the Grail's call to the war in the first place. He'd more likely be able to show up as a Ruler, assuming the Grail system thought one was needed, but even that is a bit sketchy.
I would assume his Noble Phantasm, under the very hypothetically speculative chance he can be summoned, would be the Holy Grail and/or uses of Authority.
Why compete when you can have both?
>"I'm already used to being used. You needn't worry about me"
>"Senpai...it's a small world. Would you mind if I were to call you that as well?"
>"As you can see, the number of books here has grown. I've been with you for quite some time now. Yes, as long as you permit it, let us fight side by side."
>"If it's something that could be permitted I'd like to fight with you forever
>"*I cannot stop shaking...it's been a long journey but I do not mind it while with you. Yes...let us go out and fight*"
>"I see you've made a contract with Medea...I know it is not my place to say but we share the same foul smell and I get the sensation that I am being watched"
As close as you can get to waifuing Medusa in her dialogue.
She is shit
>can't waifu Medusa
These quotes are neat, do go on...
I gotta go. If the thread is still up in a few hours I post more dialogues from Grand Order.
She blushes during this line in-game:
>"We shouldn't waste time. We must get back to work"
>As close as you can get to waifuing Medusa in her dialogue.
Not even close.
>Mfufu. You are a foolish master, indeed. Do you understand what you have been training? Until now, you've given me much strength. I'll have you take responsibility. First...yes, that's right. Let's help you win over my heart
>Not even close.
What a downer.
Reminder that she was so pure that even hardened soldiers had no thoughts of lust when looking upon her.
Reminder also that she was extremely busty in life.
Finally at home, so I can fap to this semen demon.
>xddd I wear girl clothes because it is so kawaiiii~
>LOL I'm so dumb I forgot what my NP is xd
Fucking waste of character, any fucking Rider would've been better. Btoh him and Sieg pretty much ruined any potential Apocrypha had, and managed to destroy Jeanne in the process too.
Sieg and Siegfried are two different people? Refresh my memory, Sieg was the homunculus, was killed then Rider of Black (Siegfried) gave him his heart right and didn't they become one or something?
Something something became a dragon?
Sieg was a homunculus providing mana to one of the Servants. Siegfried ripped out his servant heart and put it in Sieg, which killed Siegfried, but took Sieg from unable to even crawl into a strong, strapping young man with fully working parts.
I dont get the indian myths. So after fighting the war, the gods withdrew all the divine energy in the pandevas which ended up killing them eventually, and then they let kali take over to usher in an era of suffering?
Why does Void want the dick from the MC of GO?
So why are alters always bustier?
Lancer Alter is bustier than Lancer Arturia, by quite a lot
Look at this titty monster
Said artist seems to like big-ass titties
I like the lizard lancer gal.
>And why do their Servants want to fuck them anyway?
The weak should fear the strong.
All of the extella cgs i've seen feature tamamo suffering. IS there anywhere I can see them all?
I don't know
I just saved it because of Rider
I posted them yesterday in the Tamamo thread.
As someone who is not really into the whole fate thing, can you explain me what is up with these new servants?
Are they all just from that shitty Fate Grand Order p2w browser game or is there more content to them? I played F/SN back in the day and I did appreciate that it was such a story heavy and long VN. Is there something like that for the new Servants like Scathatch or will they literally just be limited to that shitty game and all interesting content will come from the fans, like it is the case with Kancolle?
Are they even still making VNs or is it just anime and browser games now?
Thank you anon
There's a bunch of fate spinoffs and alternate universes with different holy grail wars and different servants. Although since the mobile game shits money the writers actually gave it a decent lore and personality to the new characters
Fate isn't just F/SN anymore, there are a lot of Servants form Zero, Apocrypha, Prototype, the whole Extra/CCC/Extella side too.
Scathach is from Grand Order, she has some characterization but not on the level of the other because it's still just a mobile game.
They recently released Fate/Extella, a musou game on PS4 and Vita.
>What's up these new Servants
They are new people from history and some from other Type-Moon works.
Scathatch and other characters are limited to the cell phone game currently. The cell phone game does have Events/Story that takes place in alternate universes and timelines of the Fate universe/Type-Moon works.
>Are they even making VNs
No. Type-Moon has made millions with Fate and are stuck with it.
>Although since the mobile game shits money the writers actually gave it a decent lore and personality to the new characters
God damnit, so mobile games are not content just ruining video games, they have to ruin VNs and anime too?
Anne Bonny & Mary Read
Also Tamamo doesn't love Gudao/Gudako, she made it clear in both her interlude and Valentine event that she loves knows someone out there (Hakuno) and doesn't wish to engage in another relationship.
Brotherzoned, like Martha.
But you can have Herk if you want.
It's a shame that they didn't give tamalancer the treatmend nerobride got. Apparently bride doesn't know Hakuno
You remind her of her little brother. Lily admires you at best
These are all the female servants that love their Master, and think of them like a husband.
Jeanne D' Arc, Jeanne (Alter, Arturia Alter, Altera, Mordred, Nero, Okita, Void Shiki, Brynhildr, Artemis, Euryale, Stheno, Medusa, Oda Nobunaga, Boudicca, Kiyohime, Tamamo, Tamamo Cat, Ushiwakamaru, Shuten Douji, Hassan (Serenity), Jack the Ripper, Mashu, and Raiko
>Mfufu. You are a foolish master, indeed. Do you understand what you have been training? Until now, you've given me much strength. I'll have you take responsibility. First...yes, that's right. Let's help you win over my heart
This is her last ascension line, you can interpret it as you want.
Masu's passive ability prevents poison. Shields aren't for pussies for a reason Anon.
It should be noted Hassan is a cute yan waifu.
>"Everything, everything is by your will. I offer my everything. Even this body. Even this heart, everything..."
>"By your will. I will become, the strongest poison in the world. But. You alone, I will not kill."
>"Please do not look at me so much. I am not used, to having my bare face seen so much."
>"I will kill all of life, and for your sake become a poisonous flower that blooms at night."
>"All I can do, is kill. If I can be useful to you, then... But there is no way something so pleasant could happen."
>"I will serve you, Master. You are my lord. My, everything."
>"I will devote myself to you. Until the very end. Even if you were to kill me. I would... never kill you. I don't... want to kill you."
>"I'm glad... that I met you. A person who can touch me, but not die. A person... who wants to touch me. I will devote myself to you... eternally. Master."
You don't even need to have a poisonous body to know exactly what it's like.
Raiko a cutest milf. Don't go cheating on her.
>“This is so embarrassing… but thank you. I hope you do not mind if I act a little more bolder from now on.”
>“To make me this strong, and think of me so strongly… it brings me such joy, but also sadness. For I am a demon, a blood-crazed ox. It is truly permitted of me to have a place by your side…?”
>“Master… Master… fufu, it is a good feeling to serve another. Not as a general, but as simply a woman. It’s a very new sensation to me.”
>“I wish… to become as deeply bonded with you as I am with the Four Kings, for our names to be as connected… does that trouble you…?”
>“My wish for the Holy Grail? Yes, I suppose my greatest wish would be for a serene world filled with the love of mothers and their children.”
>“Fufu… come here, Master. It is said that one’s birthday should be celebrated with family. Please, feel free to think of me as your mother and spoil yourself.”
>“Yes, I am a Berserker… a class of Servants rightly feared as violent, savage monsters. I was prepared for that… but thank you, for contracting with such an unfit being as me all the same. Leave your battles to me, Master.”
>“Um… so, we know each other quite well now… I think it’s about time… for me, to stop calling you ‘Master’… is that all right, dear?”
>“Fufu… please, come here. Why not rest on my lap if you’re tired? My Minamoto Lap Pillow… is it comfortable? Good. By the way, Master… I’m very protective of what is mine. Please don’t make me sad and do this with anyone else…”
>“I swear to you, Master… that I will love you as my own child. So, please, do not betray your mother. If that happens… why, I don’t know what I may do.”
She's staring at the massive bulge in my swim trunks caused by looking at her incredible body
Your welcome. Ibaraki & Shuten
>Master, lord, my liege, patron*. There are many ways I can call you but, I think husband would suit you the most. Thank you very much for summoning someone like me. My innocent, fledgling Master…Even if you’re not scared, don’t be smitten with me, okay? Since I’m a devouring demon.”
>“Your only flaw is that your bones are a li~ttle soft, but all in all you’re not bad. It’s not just your soul, but also the emotions conveyed by your eyes. Won’t you show me more of your face?”
>“Haa…such a patient, intent gaze. I feel delirious, like I am melting in the sake I downed in one."
>“Treating me as a servant is…A quite reckless fellow we have here, isn’t that right, Master? But…that foolishness and impertinence is my favorite.”
“You seem to be a curious human being. Treating an oni like me as if we are friends. Are you that much of a fool? Or maybe…”
>“I acknowledge it; I have an interest in you now. Shall we drink sake together? Even though it is with a demon, could it be that you will not refuse?”
>“You…even though you are a human, I like you. Will you not come to Mt. Ooe and, together with me, Shuten and the other demons, live out an entertaining, whimsical life?”
She may need it for the furious battles ahead. Better safe than sorry.
What was this I heard about sexualizing the taint?
She's watching me give my Captain a warm oil massage with the finest stuff brought back by the East India Company and wondering how she can barter for one herself.
>Not liking every Jeanne
You don't really love her Anon.
Alter did nothing wrong. She just a tsundere.
>My grudge... no, there's probably nothing in this world that can compensate it. But then again, to meet you might be considered a miracle. Thank you. ...Hmph, I shouldn't have said anything.
>“Stand up. Go defeat some enemies. What will become of you if you stay cooped up all the time?”
>“Don’t mind me, go break the hearts of some other Servant.”
>"I've already told you to ignore me... it is not advisable to be too close to a cursed witch. You will be burnt along as well."
>"I see. So you wish to be burnt? Okay, okay, I will do that someday. You will definitely regret it when that day comes. If you still have no regrets knowing this, I will have you follow me to the depths of hell."
Thats why its so fun to build them back up just so you can tear them down again
Is this a doujin and if so has it been scanned yet?
There´s a criminal lack of lewds for her
>There´s a criminal lack of lewds for her
A shame but the scar is undoubtedly a huge turn off for nips
She's a gentle girl deep down. Not a destroyer of worlds.
">"I... cannot destroy. Is it fine if I stay here with you? s it fine if I don't listen to you? ...I see. Thank you. In that case, I shall always honestly answer you."
>"It's Altera. I don't...want you to call me Attila. I don't really like that name. It...doesn't have a....cute ring to it..."
>"Master. Master. Hehe, isn't it a strange feeling?"
>"All I do is destroy. I can't do anything else. Umm....mmm...I just thought about trying to love...and embrace someone....with these hands that bring about destruction...."
>"*You say it's okay for me to be with you? I see. Thank you. In that case, I shall answer your call whenever the time comes. Even if it's something outside of destruction. I would like to try to the best of my ability.*"
>"How strange... I dreamt of a quiet world destroyed by me... I'm thankful that was taken from me."
>"I shall follow your every order... fufu, you truly are interesting"
No it hasn't been scanned. There is a lack of translated Grand Order doujins too.
She gives you a chocolate covered apple
>You're free to use this apple against me in a footrace as well, but... when you do, you'd better prepare yourself. That's what winning against me means
out of all the alter pictures, someone tell me why I find this art of her to be so seductive.
Most pictures is just to be browsed through. but this one dose things to my duck
She'll do anything you like so long as you don't lie. Or stick your dick into another woman.
>"Lies. You mustn't say such things, for I hate those types the most."
>"A journey would be nice. Shall we go on one?"
>"Yes. I wish to be useful to my Master...but if they lie..."
>"*You may touch wherever you like. As long as you don't lie, I want to be touched by you. That is my wish.*"
Except Tamamo and Nero are into Hakuno and Kiyo is into Gudao/ko
But there is the "my room" trio mentioned in the Halloween event. They are Kiyo, Serenity and Minamoto
>"I love those with talent. You too should never forget your devotion in serving me."
>"I don't mind playing around, but I won't forgive looking down on me. You should make sure to never forget that."
>"Yes, you have some merits of worth, and you’re actually a great retainer. As a reward, I shall prepare some tea. Moreover, I use will use the tsukumonasu with the bakouhan! Rejoice, for I have not valued a retainer this highly since the monkey, you know!"
>"*Hmph. No longer do we have a dull relationship like master and retainer. You and I are one mind and body! Let us go! We shall start the unification of the nation, together!"*
Because she is yandere. The last guy she tried to enter into a relationship with, ran away from her after lying about meeting her, and she turned into a dragon and ate him alive.
Tamamo and Kiyohime are pals via mail. Nero is probably fucked. It actually comes down to who can NP first.
>Alter would be cuter if she didn't waste all her time being chuuni as fuck.
Implying being chuuni isn't the best thing about Avengers
Here is Nero and her affections.
>"I don't need my master to have talent, it's fine if they're just beautiful"
>"You! You've got quite the forceful voice...you've caught my eye! From now on, call for me, make me the person you rely on the most!"
>"Indeed...I did say that I have no need for you having talent, but aren't you a little too weak? I'm worried since you can't even wield a sword. I won't always be there for you!"
>"It's decided! From now on, I will take the lead in battle. Yes. That will do. A fine idea, indeed. Now I will always be able to protect you, master!"
>"*I am quite content. Is this what it means to be a happy emperor? To think, I met such a great hero in a world far removed from Rome...Huh? Who am I talking? You, of course! You are my pride and joy, master...*"
>"Aahh...these clothes look so refreshing. Fitting for even a hero who shall save the world...hm? For who? (ruffling noises) Is that not obvious? For you my master."
>"Umu, it was a good dream indeed. I'm satisfied... No, "was" doesn't quite fit. Our contract will be in place from now on as well, a truly joyous conclusion... However, it won't do to keep calling you "Master" or "you" forever, will it? I must think of something else, a unique pronoun overflowing with love. A-as I thought... it's commonplace, but... should I call you "darling"!?"
Why is there fuckall noodle dragon art
I like Jeanne Alter a lot, her event was fun.
Social anxiety is a meme. It's real, but the "treatments" are bullshit because they don't tackle the root of the problem. You guys are used to consider yourselves victims, and get melancholic at best for your missed chances at enjoying life. Yet, you never get really, like really really mad at your situation to wonder why you have to be like this. Depression is the third disease ranked at healthy years lost, considering the social opportunities and happiness that you miss. How can this be? How come that some of you do exercise regularly, and still have trouble striking normal conversations, let alone do a public presentation without stuttering and massively sperging out? Don't you find strange that a random landwhale talks about stupid shit like shitty videogames in public with zero anxiety, that some turboautist furry can give presentations, that a puppet like Trump gives speeches to millions as it is the easiest thing to do, while you struggle when you go to get a haircut or buy something by yourself? How come that people that indulge every week in parties with alcohol, don't study and look dumb as bricks can speak in public with zero problems? The different relaxation therapies have the same level of effectiveness that a placebo. In layman terms, this is the same as saying that doing fuckall will "improve" just about the same your performance. How come that you get anxious about sex, something that people have been doing since forever? Why do YOU have to endure the anxiety, why don't you find the right words to say, and why are you and you alone the one that can't lead a normal life?
Now, this is going to sting. It's because you're an addict.
Do you know that fat landwhale that goes partying? She gets dicked two, three times a week at most. What about you? For how long have you been masturbating? How many times a day? Normalfags use alcohol and promiscuity to deal with life, but how many times do you indulge in masturbation weekly? Do you really find strange that something that is so occasional and relevant to life as sex could make changes in something as plastic as an human brain when you are stimulated and hypersexualized during several hours for each orgasm? If you are really healthy and better than all those pieces of shit that magically "believe in themselves", why do you need to use one of the most pleasurable tools in your hand to cope with your life? If you ejaculate so much that you bald prematurely, that you get depressed, and your body has to make do with a chemical that is literally a stronger version of testosterone, doesn't it make sense that it would make you anxious around people so you get some actual time to recover from it? Come on, this isn't that hard. You have been indulging yourselves. More than any lazy promiscous landwhale, more than any Chad. You could do all the aerobic exercise you want, and you would still be a sperg. Because as soon as things don't immediately get better, as soon as regrets appear, you will drown yourselves in your addiction again. Stop masturbating, retards