>tfw your waifu will never be real >tfw she will never

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Yeah, it's tough... Wait, what's the second thing you said?

>>149811987
fuck wut?

>>149811987
>your waifu will never be a mother to you

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>>149811987

>>149811987
u wot m8

>>149811987
>you will never lick in between her toes while she swirls your long hair into pig tails as you eat her butthole out making oinky noises

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>you will never be your waifu's tampon boy and turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts, her magic breast milk turning me into a little baby tampon boy, she then sticking me into her hoo-hoo while i wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me, feeling the sensation of her blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body as i absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy, the orgasmic knowledge that i am one with her blood giggling and goo-goo ga-ga and yelping with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body, followed by her pulling me out and wringing my little baby tampon boy body so that her hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her creamey face, writhing and screaming in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

Anon, I love subtle jokes like that.

looks lik i'm on the wyrd part of /a/ again >____<

>>149812472
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>149812821
You're waifu is ironic shitposting

>>149811987
>remind me why live
No reason. You degenerate scat-fags should free the space for normal people.

>>149811987
iktf

Aren't feces poisonous or something?