>tfw your waifu will never be real
>tfw she will never shit in your mouth while saying "oh yes, eat my shit my love...oh I love you Anon! " and jerking your dick
>she will never love you
>you will never have anything
remind me why live
Yeah, it's tough... Wait, what's the second thing you said?
>>149811987
fuck wut?
>>149811987
>your waifu will never be a mother to you
>>149811987
>>149811987
u wot m8
>>149811987
>you will never lick in between her toes while she swirls your long hair into pig tails as you eat her butthole out making oinky noises
>you will never be your waifu's tampon boy and turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts, her magic breast milk turning me into a little baby tampon boy, she then sticking me into her hoo-hoo while i wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me, feeling the sensation of her blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body as i absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy, the orgasmic knowledge that i am one with her blood giggling and goo-goo ga-ga and yelping with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body, followed by her pulling me out and wringing my little baby tampon boy body so that her hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her creamey face, writhing and screaming in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
Anon, I love subtle jokes like that.
looks lik i'm on the wyrd part of /a/ again >____<
>>149812472
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>149812821
You're waifu is ironic shitposting
>>149811987
>remind me why live
No reason. You degenerate scat-fags should free the space for normal people.
>>149811987
iktf
Aren't feces poisonous or something?