Would you abuse its power?

I'd rather have the dicksucc note

>abuse
That's a crude way of saying it

yeah. my life is boring

First I'd ask for a 2 sheet summary of what's waiting for me after death.

>Stacey lets me have sex with her and then forgets all about it and then spontaneously has a heart attack 3 weeks later

What would happen if I wrote down "Mother Earth?"

i would slam my dick between the pages while the god watched

>>149705100
>abuse
I would make the world a better place.

>>149705100
>Who would you kill first?
Ftfy

>>149705100
You have no idea how many new pages would have to will themselves into existence.

>>149705100
Who wouldn't?

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I'd use it to kill anon. Fuck him.

is light the good guy or not? Wanted him to win by the end but I don't know if that was just me being edgy.

>>149705136
>not making people suck your dick and commit suicide

>>149707265
>Is the insane man who is decimating the world's population based on his own deluded idea of justice the good guy or not?
You're retarded

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>>149707556
>are these spooks determined by my own spooked subjective views on the world or not

>>149705100
Guess I would try to figure out a way how to use it for something good and fail, I mean who is objectively evil, ISIS people maybe?

Otherwise in my personal life I don't really know somebody I'd want dead.

>>149707265
He's not.
How can people even still argue about this, he became an objectively evil egomaniac right in the second ep when he killed the fake investigator.

no it is not the way of jebus to kill people but i would use it to do eiruererjef

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>>149705190
It only works on humans. Can't even kill niggers with it.

What happens if you write down the names of already dead people?

>>149709981
Nothing

I would write my own name

>coming up with retarded plans instead of just making Ryuk kill your enemies for apples

Light is a moron.

I'd write Trumps name but make him nuke russia, china and the middle east before

>>149710887
So your plan is to suicide?

>>149710887
You can't make people kill other people without writing their names.

>>149708534
>I mean who is objectively evil

Clinton. I didn't even voted but I want to see her die.

>>149705100
I wish Ohba would make another series but taking place in another year. 19th century maybe?

I'd start making liberals, femnazis and SJWs go out in glorious ways. They're all stupid enough to leave more than enough private information lying around the internet.

First name I write:
>Donald Drumpf

>>149710887
>killing Trump and not Pence
Whew lad

>>149707336
The Death Note can only make people do things that they are physically capable of doing.

>>149711172
Came here to post this

>>149707265
you might say he's not good because the author made him insane towards the end, but if i was in his position i'd probably be ruthless as well to bring utopia on earth

>not trading half of your life for shinigami eyes and then seducing Rem to make her kill someone for you so you get her lifespan

Light was a moron.

>>149707265
According to the authors, Light´s father was the only true good guy on the show.

And no, L is not a good guy, he was just chasing Kira for fun, he doesn´t give a shit about Kira killing people.

>>149714816
Mogi, Matsuda and that other policeman with the japfro were pretty good guys, if a bit dull. Tehy did their duties to the end and never considered their own selfish interests.

I'd kill Anderson Cooper

>>149705100
I doubt that having seen the anime anyone would be so dumb as to use it in a revealing way like Light does. I might use it to kill certain people every five months. I dunno

I'd just write "Muhammad" over and over again

>>149711207
Why not both?

>>149710847
Why didn't Ryuk just go around and steal apples?

>>149710887
Why do people think that POTUS can just nuke shit anytime he wants to? It's not like he keeps ICBMs under his bed.
Any president that would try to start a nuclear war just for the lulz would very quickly become an ex-president.

>>149711292
No, they also won't do things that are inconceivable for them given their personality etc.
Suicide however is considered as always possible as anyone could do it.

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>>149715470
This. Good thinking anon

>>149715470
I think you need to reread the rules.

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>write the names of every oil baron, corporate leader and politician
>lead the working class people to seize the means of production
ez

>>149715538
Don't even try and engage spastics. So, so many people eat what the news and their facebook feed them. They unironically believe that Trump would nuke Russia or China out of the blue.
It's mind-boggling how debilitated most people are

>>149715470
And their faces? "Arr rook same" probably doesn't apply to a Death Note.

>>149715477
>unironically being a faggot
Back to your yuri on ice thread, you fucking degenerate

>>149705100
No, I will keep it as if it was nuclear missile button.

>>149705100
No I'd just use it for self gain/the betterment of the world

>>149705100
absolutely. im extremely petty,

>>149705100
Fucking yes. I have no idea what I would benefit from it though, I don't a Light masterplan. But it would be fucking awesome to have.

>>149707265
>attempts to murder the fake L because he talked shit about him on TV
gee, I don't know, do you think a good guy would kill someone for calling them out despite not actually committing a crime?

>>149715493
What if by stealing an apple he extends the life of someone who would have eaten the apple later and choked?

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>>149715739
>everything falls apart because corporations only surive through lies, inside deals and backstabbing

>>149715739
my dude

>make cult of personality around me
>workers of the world unite

>>149715739
>>149716777
What's the point of having a socialist revolution if you can't experience the satisfaction of lynching a capitalist pig and watching his feet dangling from a lamp post as he goes through his death throes?

>>149717029
You can specify other capitalist pigs to do stuff like that to each other before dying. the Death Note allows you to control the victim's actions once a time of death is set.

>>149717183
Next you'll be happy that computers have learned how to play video games more efficiently than humans can. Soon they'll be able to watch anime better than us.
Then we can finally lean back and let somebody else have fun in our place.

>>149711123
She's suffering a fate worse than death. I mean she is completely humiliated and defeated, surprised she hasn't killed herself yet.
Literally decades of working for her legacy and she has failed. Becoming the fist female president would've been historic. Shit I feel sorry for her just thinking about it.

>>149705100
I would play the world's most grandiose game of whack a mole with whoever is in charge of North Korea. I'll wait just long enough to find out how evil they are, then make them kill themselves.

Light should have won. Not because he was right or wrong in what he was doing, but because it would be more interesting to see a world under his rule than him dying and the world returning to regular business.

A human using the DN at all is an abuse of its power.
>>149707265
It depends. Light indisputably becomes a cruel and egotistical person, but if you believe the end justifies the crimes then ultimately he's the 'good guy' regardless. If you believe it doesn't, he's a crazy mass murderer like Near said.

There's weight given to both sides because despite what people say, Death Note is NOT a morality tale. That shit is secondary. I was just enjoying the duel in the first half and actively cheered for him post-L.

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Light was right, L threatened to kill him, he was only using the DN in self-defense.

>>149719301
Criminals getting the death penalty is not murder.

>write the name of an extremely famous pop star
>have them travel to my city and drop a bag full of cash at a designated location away from prying eyes
>have them travel to a few other cities before killing themselves
>repeat twice or thrice
>become a NEET
I'd probably just throw the death note away after that

Dumb post, don't read this

Light gets Lelouch's geass and Lelouch gets a death note, what happens?

>>149710887
I'd write Hillary's name and make her commit suicide live on TV while having her denounce her supporters as useful idiots and thank them for trashing the streets of America.

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>>149720994
>Death Neet

>write your own name
>dies peacefully in his sleep on his 99th birthday surrounded by loved ones
Or really just fuck with life insurance.

>>149721433
Reread the rules.

>>149705100
Does it work on tripcodes?

>>149721499
You could make hiro give his name and just look for a photo

>>149721499

You need a face to go with it, so maybe if they're also an avatarfag?

>>149705100
Assuming it recognized my handwriting, sure. Plenty of people I could do without

>>149705100
Define "abuse".

>>149721781
Take advantage of without express consent from the book or its owner.

>>149705100
Oh hell yes.

There's no shortage of people I'd gladly rid the world of.

No way I'd just fucking go on a rampage though. Use a calendary roulette of some sort to decide 3 dates for high-profile targets throughout the year. Spend the rest of the time looking for the names of small time sick fucks and terrorists that few will question being offed.
Got no one in my personal life I'd want dead, maybe some of my school bullies since a few of them grew up to become awful human beings that very little people would actually miss, but it seems petty and wasteful.

>>149717957
I'm sure there will be plenty of female candidates in the future. Preferably ones that aren't corrupt, shady neocon hags.

>>149722168
>not corrupt, shady neocon
Are you delusional.
There is no way such a candidate would actually get past the prelims, no matter if it's a woman or a man.
The problem of Clinton wasn't that she was a corrupt. shady neocon it was that she was an exceptional corrupt, shady neocon.

>>149718265
Game of Laplace actually had the antagonist actually pull it off. Too bad not even writers of that homofest knew how the fuck his invention operated.

>>149710847
Ryuk wouldn't do that.

Become a hit man.

>>149705100
Maybe kill a couple of people that i really hate and the sell it to a rich guy for a billion dollars.

>>149722423
One of the riskiest things you could do.

>announce to the world you are a killer
>nobody understands how you kill people

It won't take long until you get abducted or assassinated.

>>149722514
>sell it to a rich guy for a billion dollars.
And the first guy he'd kill is you for knowing his secret, and for having 1 billion dollars that he can easily reclaim.

>>149705100
Of course. L won't suspect me. I'm ordinary, untalented, low radar. I'll never amount to anything. But you know what? Deep down I believe in myself.

Of course!
Is there any other way?
>You order phonebooks from Africa and start scribbling down the names
Oh the jolly funs you could have with this!

>>149722674
>all that work
>nothing happens
I have a feeling you are not very clever.

>>149722541
>announce to the world
Why would you do that? People come to you. They know this is dirty work so they'll have to go the length to be in contact. This isn't supposed to be easy and transparent.

>>149722596
Just sell it anonymously then also who would care enough if he had the death note and who would even believe you in the first place.

>>149722700
I confess that I don't know the rules.

>>149722766
>People come to you.
Only when they know you are a hitman.
Sure, you can stay a small-time criminal and pay attention never to accept a contract for anybody even remotely important.
But if you don't pay attention, sooner or later your name is going to be out in the open.
That's why I said risky, not certain suicide.

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>>149722865

Trying to do anything with a DN for monetary gain is likely to end poorly.

I wouldn't be going for any new world shit, but I'd definitely fearmonger people back into being normal or at least hiding their retarded ass views.

>>149722674
>>149722700
>>149722796
Niggers all look the same.

>>149722674
>africa
>phonebooks
>anything

>>149705100
I'd use it for monetary compensation and personal ambition. Will take all my time, though.

I dunno about criminals. Sure one there, other there, but another will take his place right after.

>>149723699

I'd use it to make "influential" SJWs kill themselves after making a big deal about how shit their entire movement is on social media.

>>149722168
Ivanka Trump vs Chelsea Clinton 2024

>>149705100
I can't think of anything I have to gain from killing anyone desu

>>149724591
if that was true political assasinations would not happen

>>149724662
Are you blaming >>149724591 for every political assassination ever?

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>>149724836
oh, i read that wrong i though that he said in general, not only for him,

>>149724591
that's because you're an idiot

>>149715470
>think of a bunch of people named muhammad while writing it
>death note gets confused
>just kills all of them just to be on the safe side

>>149724591
Remember the kid in 3rd grade who laughed at you when you got an answer wrong in maths?

Or that girl who sneered at you in 4th grade when your ice cream had melted and fallen onto your tshirt?

That teacher who caught you sketching funny faces on the side of your book in the same grade?

Remember the day when your dad made you vacuum the hallway even though HE had walked through it with dirty shoes?

That time when your brother was listening to loud music even though you were trying to sleep?

That fateful evening when your mother had burned your schnitzel and no one else's?

>>149710847
Ryuk literally said he has no intention for helping Light other than giving him the Notebook and offering him the eyes. He's just following him to see how much Light can fuck shit up.

>>149725251
Ryuk literally helped him find cameras for apples

>>149725195

I remember the time I was playing chess with my older brother and he made an illegal move to checkmate me.

>>149725389
He does grunt work. He won't kill anyone at Light's behest. There's the reason he's the last person Light turns to for assistance.

>>149725889
What did the subtitles say?

>>149725945

"Checkmate, motherfucker." and my brother was suddenly an attractive redhead cowgirl.

>>149705100
>Bill Gates gives 90% of his fortune to me and after some 60 more years dies of old age.
It would be doing him a favour, he can't possibly spent all this money and he's not getting any younger.

>>149705100
Probably, mostly for corrupt politicians, heinous criminals and occasional cashgrab to allow me to live as a NEET.

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>>149715540
>No, they also won't do things that are inconceivable for them given their personality etc.
pic related
>Suicide however is considered as always possible as anyone could do it.
Just like anyone could suck my dick.

>>149705100
What would happen if I drew ugly mechas in it?

>>149708593
this

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>>149725938
What if it's the JUICIEST APPLE EVER

instead of a deathnote, imagine something like diarrhea note, fuck i would give diarrhea to people i don't like all the time

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>>149710887
>Not killing all major US politicians except bernie and ron paul to have a glorious populist utopia

>>149705100
I would use it for asphyxiation rape.

I forget, do they have to die?

First priority would be to get a harem.

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>>149705136
>not having your enemies die from choosing your dick over air.

>>149727641

And a rival.

Oh, and a personal chef.

And a trainer.

Ooooo the possibilities.

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The only thing DN has taught me is not to rely on others.

>>149726410
Just fucking watch the show you stupid nigger, it's clearly mentioned as a rule
>>Suicide however is considered as always possible as anyone could do it.
>Just like anyone could suck my dick.
Again, it's explicitly explained that way, if you were too busy sucking cock to pay attention that's not my fucking fault.

>>149728248
I watched it years ago, but was author seriously so retarded to think that for a normal sane person killing themselves is conceivable while doing some random inoffensive shit lie sucking my dick is not? Fuck him, I don't have any STDs and I'm at least 3/10, I'm sure that there are some people for whom sucking my dick would be preferable to committing suicide.

>>149727459
Kill yourself commie
Your backwards ideologies will never set foot in America, so keep dreaming.