rules:
>five (5) words at a time
>no samefagging
>the first to reply to the chain is the official response
>>149668959
MC is an ordinary student
>>149669100
With an extraordinary cell phone.
>>149669164
The cell phone allows him
>>149669193
To communicate with a girl
>>149669205
However when he asks her
>>149669227
she doesn't remember him
>>149669286
So she came
>>149669333
But he's an infamous superhero.
>>149669374
And also a nigger
Off to a great start, I see.
>>149669425
from a planet called /pol/
>>149669466
in his mind
>>149669466
he waz kang'z n shit
>>149669490
Planets melts
>>149669506
while fisting himself, he suddenly...
>>149669446
his impression of his new
>>149669655
>the first to reply to the chain is the official response
>>149669678
nuke, wasn't that good
>>149669716
he had no launch codes
>>149669809
so he starts hitting it
>>149669809
someone at school did
>>149669857
with his bare erect dick
>>149669895
his DNA was the code
>>149669928
but then it turns out
>>149669945
he was Ban Ki-Moon
Iron giant ending was hilarious
>>149668959
Shadowrunner Supersoldier Spawnalike Fighting Supercorporations
>>149669986
and in the cyber-punk future
>>149670132
UN fell out of relevancy
>>149670161
And everyone died. The end.
>>149669857
and it made nuka-cola
>>149670184
Actually it's the beginning
>>149670189
>>149670210
of a Fallout anime
>>149670210
In a land..where physics
>>149670235
set 30 years ago in the
>>149670283
village of promiscuous trap elves
>>149670283
outskirts of new vegas
>>149670342
Summoning Daiz in the midnight
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the day the ancient faggot
>>149670361
see
>>149669714
>>149670400
raped each and every single
>>149670235
and /v/ proceeds to fuck off
"plus the last good fallout game was 2"
>>149670342
they eat dogmeat
>>149670486
And sing a shitty song
>>149670570
by the inkblots
>>149670605
he means the ink spots
>>149670400
however the eternal winged Snek
>>149670651
But who watches the watchmen?
>>149671191
probably the girl next door
OP here. What the fuck guys.
>>149674191
You asked for it. We delivered.
We all did it reddit
>>149668959
Typical Maou vs Hero story except with Mechs