Well?

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>>149647876
as if there was a choice

They're both ugly and bad characters.

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>>149647876
as if there was a choice x2

Misato > Asuka > Rei

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One more for good measure, best couple

Hey where's the third option, Kowaru? Needless to say I am a offended by these options, racists. *Triggered*

>>149647933
right? They were written with big flaws in their character. They weren't supposed to be waifus, they were supposed to be like every other average, shitty person.

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>>149648089
>They weren't supposed to be waifus, they were supposed to be like every other average, shitty person.

That is what makes asuka so attractive, she is broken. She needs someone to hold her close and tell her it will be ok. She needs real love.

its cute as fuck

>>149647994
MOOT is a fucking faggot, just as bad as the Rice-herder we have now

>>149648263
>just as bad
Nope.

>>149647994
Asuka is worst girl you faggot
like ever.
Fucking come at me.

>>149648157
>broken
>cute
Asukafags must have some kind of rain damage

>>149648569
brain, even

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>>149647876
The one that isn't a toilet.

>>149649036
so the shit one?

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Rei is the best.

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Let me guess... You were bored to death and decided to make this thread for you to watch people insulting each other and then satisfy tour boredom. Anyways, pic related is the only choice

>>149649218
Rei is the zeroest.

>>149647927
First post, best post

>>149647876
OMG TEH REI

>>149647876
The one in the middle obviously

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>>149647876
And then what?

Guys, it's been 21 years.

Just stop.

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>>149650082
It never ends. You will be on your deathbed. Pull up 4chan on your holo terminal and there will be evangelion waifu wars

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>>149650082
But we've come so far.

>>149648089
They were obviously waifu, that's why they were constantly in sexy situations

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Watching the show for the first time, I'm on episode 12. Neither are really any good. Rei is boring and Asuka is a brat. The alcoholic is the best choice out of them all so far, but how can I truly like her when she gets wet over Kaji every time he's on screen. What a let down.

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>>149650939
Just keep watching till ep 25/26. If you don't love it by the end then give up on anime.

>when she gets wet over Kaji every time he's on screen.
lets be honest, kaji is a sexy sexy man. I can't get upset with her wanting a piece of that action

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>>149651049
I enjoy the anime very much but when asked between Rei or Asuka, I say neither.

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>>149651177
then have an ibuki on me

she is defiantly a cutie

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>>149651263
What the fuck is wrong with her hand

>>149647876
Shinji

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>>149651321
spin-off series is more interesting

>>149654154
It's been years since I've seen Twins. I have it on DVD, as well as Teacher. They learn who the sister is right, but just generally don't care to act any different about it right?

>>149654318
yes they do but she still acts all lovey dovey
towards her onii-chan but its at the final+OVA episode anyway so its not too daunting

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>>149650082
Not until these faggots realize that Rei is the best

>>149648157
Who the fuck watches TV upside down

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>>149655611
i did as a child

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>>149647876
I choose bestest girl.

Blue.
Red is too crazy.

Are rei clones still kill?

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>>149648157
This anon right there, he gets it
Best girl

>>149654471
fuck off doll lover

>>149657623
Dr.Akagi go home and die

>>149657751
>go home and die
>not t. Dr. Akagi
Neo /a/
But Rei is trash anyway

>>149656049
This anon knows what's up

>>149648157
>She needs someone to hold her close and tell her it will be ok. She needs real love.
moefag

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>>149647876
Why not both?

>>149650939
Kaji is the man, you can't blame Misato getting wet over him, or Asuka for that matter...

>>149651321
Lesbian hands evolved a hook shape for better fingering.

>>149658840
Mana should have been made canon in Rebuild, she's vastly superior to Mari

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Rei a cute! CUTE!

I never realised this before.

>Red hair with blue eyes
>Versus
>Blue hair with red eyes

Poetry.

[spoilers]I don't like NGE[/spoiler]

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>>149647927
>Right side of picture

I fixed this literally years ago cmon son.

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What was the DEEPER meaning behind this scene?

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>>149659406
>Rebuilds
>deep
nah

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>>149647876
Asuka, obviously.

Misato.

Rei

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>>149647876

>>149647876
Asuka a best. Same answer as always, OP.

>>149659406
>>149659464
Fuck you, Shikinami's holes are deep, fucking deeper than anything you could throw at them.

>>149659907
The only deep thing here is your projection, faggot.

>>149659960
I want to project deeply into Asuka's pussy

>>149647876
Asuka-chan is the cutest.

>>149647876
>>149647876
YOUR JEW ANIME IS NOT GOOD

>>149660014
So do I, but you don't see me making posts about it like some obnoxious retard.

>>149660085
that's only because you don't want it hard enough. Just imagine, she's spread eagle with one foot on the floor and the other one near the ceiling in the middle of the kitchen... and you're fucking deep in there.

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>>149660146
I never asked for this boner.

>>149660146
She's not tall enough for her other feet to be near the ceiling, it would be at least a few feet below.

>>149660189
not if you stretch her near her breaking point. nothing gory or shit like that, just to the point where her body is at the limit.

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>>149660212
Dude she's like 5'2, an average ceiling is between 8 and 12", let's say 8'.

Let us approximate her legs account for half her height and she's doing a perfect split. That leaves like 3 feet to go, you fucking silly boy.

Like, only way to make it work is to rip her fucking legs apart alla Rape Panda.

>>149660276
See, I was thinking the same thing, actually. Hence why I didn't reply until 2 minutes later or so.

>>149660302
It's fine. It's just that in Asuka-fucking, the devil is in the details. Don't want my waifu-based fap to turn into a guro.

>>149660276
3 feet count as near the ceiling, specially if it's hanging from the ceiling high enough that it's putting the other floor on her tip toes, thou maybe then that one is gonna have to be tied and weighted down with something too so she doesn't just swings around everywhere. which might add some additional height if she's not literally touching the floor.

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>>149660382
Dude, three feet is not close to the ceiling. the point of comment was that since legs account for about half the length of the body, your feet can't be at a distance apart much larger than your height (unless you're really disproportionate, and Asuka isn't).

So, Asuka is normally about three feet from the ceiling. Would you consider Asuka's head is normally close to the ceiling?

Also, the 3 feet is based on the 8 feet guess for the ceiling, which is a lowball. Most ceilings in America are over 10", I took 8 because I'm not sure how it is in Japan.

>>149660369
don't worry, only blood it would be from the virginity you've just forcefully taken from her.

>>149660457
three feet is closer to the celing than to the floor, and 8ft is a good guess they live in a japanese apartment, not in an american suburban home

>>149660510
It's closer, but if you think it's close you literally don't have any spatial awareness. Three feet is pretty long dude. It's half the height of most guys.

Again, do you consider that Asuka's head is normally "close" to the ceiling when she's just standing normally?

>>149660484
This isn't rape, is it?

>>149660572
I just took "near the ceiling" very liberally. Of course, the anon could have worded it better.

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Why NOT Misato-san?

>>149660584
She's got her foot tied to the ceiling and her crotch at your disposal, so It's up to you, do you take the chance or do you choose to be the nice guy. But remember, the nice guy fucking frustrates her, she needs to be taken.

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>>149660654
That just brings up more questions. I'm assuming she did the tie herself though, in which case that's fine. I also don't know where on the ceiling she'd tie it to. A fan blade? Regardless, no doubt, I'd take her.

But these are all hypothetical anyway, sadly. Were it different one day for me.

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>>149660747
>That just brings up more questions. I'm assuming she did the tie herself though
Anime antics, she was coming out of the shower, tripped up on some misplaced shoes and the shoelaces did the rest

>>149660825
Why do you insist on making this more convoluted than it needs to be? Why would the shoes be misplaced near the shower, even if the rest is handwaved?

Personality wise, Rei for sure. Asuka is a lil too dom in my opinion and seems like she would be an sjw. Rei is more quiet and intelligent seeming.

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>>149660594

>>149660881
misato is sexier than the others. The others are more long term relationship kinda thing

>>149660866
I didn't plot this shit out, I'm coming up with it as it goes, if you know of a non convoluted way to make it happen be my guest, take over this.

>>149660873
>Not wanting to fuck a SJW into family values.

>>149660933
yeah, i couldnt nut inside an sjw

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>>149660923
Anon, it's okay. I'm tired and heading off soon anyway, but for all intents and purposes, I'd do it with Asuka assuming she wouldn't take my advances the wrong way.

>>149660957
you should, you're not marrying her.

asuka is a lil too normie. Rei has that slight edgy shit going on which is 100 percent datable.
>anon just found his waifu

>>149660980
> I'd do it with Asuka assuming she wouldn't take my advances the wrong way.
So no ass stuff?

>>149660912
But Misato is for settling down with.

What's the best option for rewatching the origina series?

>>149661009
Depends. My ass or hers? Because I wouldn't think butt stuff with her's would be a problem for either of us. But I'd need quite a bit of convincing.

Or maybe I'm just being retarded and you meant "wrong way" as a pun. It's late here.

>>149661011
nah, misato is a friends with benefits girl who you can pull her hair and call a slut.

>>149661031
it was the pun thing.

>>149661031
Quite a bit of convincing regarding butt stuff and my ass, I meant.

>>149661050
Oh, I understand. Like I said it's late here.

>>149661051
someone start a "my ass or hers WAIFU THREAD"

>>149661070
>my ass or hers WAIFU THREAD
what' would that in tail?

>>149661070
Please no anon, it was an honest mistake. I don't think it'd be clear enough what you meant either. Waifu wednesday threads are sufficient.

>>149661095
people posting pics of anime girls and debating whether they are the type of girl to put it in YOUR ass, or have you put it in THEIR ass

>>149661095
Entail, you mean. Unless you're making another ass joke that I'm a bit behind on.

>>149661110
yeah i was kinda confused on that ASS well.

>>149661108
Asuka would definitely be taking it in.

>>149661110
yeah, another ass jok, It's late here too.

>>149661134
yeah, shes the kind of girl to rip ass during sex, and yell
>"like that shit??"

>>149661161
I meant the opposite. she projects strength in public but that's to hide the fact that with a little bit of forcefulness and you can do anything you want to her.

rip, goodnight anons. Been a good thread

>>149647876
Why bother with 14 year old human girls?

Pen-Pen is obviously best girl.

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>>149661269
Pen-Pen is the man every man wishes to be, it's probably fucked misato's junk many more times than Kaji ever did.

>>149647876
obvs rei for the groupsex permissions

gendo'll be all up in your ass though cos you're taking his bitch

whereas asuka will just fuck you

so gendo in your ass or asuka, it's up to you

>>149650939
Probably due to that she is subconsciously seeking men that reminds her of her father, because of the tragedy and she mentally isn't the same

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Moot's choice

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>>149647876

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>>149647876
Blue is my way of life.

>>149647876
right is right