How about a game of mahjong? http://tenhou.net/0/?L7447

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I'm guessing this isn't something you can just jump into.

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>>149566925

You would be correct. This should be helpful.

http://www.mediafire.com/file/nundktgdonn/So_you_want_to_play_Mahjong_1.5.doc

>>149566981
Cheers, I'll give it a read and see if I can play next time.

>>149567001
Japanese mahjong is obtuse and intensive on purpose, to prevent foreigners from learning

>>149567034
That's fine.

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>>149567068

The /jp/ thread has much better resources once you understand the basic flow of the game. Memorize the Yaku.

>>149566925
Run away. Mahjong is nothing but suffering.

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>>149567150

This is a fact. Mahjong is a frustrating game for masochists.

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Let's play.

>>149567418
Triple dora never ends.

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My brain couldn't process what was A913 was doing in that match. Fuck you, retard.

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GG

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>>149567150
>misspells tanoshii

Mahjong seems like fun but I'm too stupid and there are no good learning tools.

>>149566769
sure, I'm online

also this is the pastebin for Noobs

http://pastebin.com/9WYsXMLF

>>149570113
here
>>149570376

http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/mahjong/mahjong_e.html

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>>149570395
I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. All the info on that page doesn't help much. I just spent like half an hour trying to figure it out.

>>149570693
Make 4 straights or triplets and 1 pair. The tiles with the red character on the bottom are 1 through 9. The Chuu-Ren hand at the bottom of the flash mahjong page has all of them in order (1 has one line, 2 has two, etc.)

The wind tiles are under the Dai-Suu-Shii hand in order of East (Ton) -> South (Nan) -> West (Sha/Xai) -> North (Pei)

The dragon tiles are referred to by their color. They go in order of Red (Chun) -> White (Haku) -> Green (Hatsu)

If you can memorize those, and the yaku, you can play.

sure

>>149567700
I confess that I play rather randomly, but the client is randomly discarding the tile I draw when I try to click anything, about once every round.

Best yaku sheets. Simple and concise.
http://www.japanesemahjong.net/mahjong-rules/yaku/

>>149573337
That can't just happen for no reason. Does it happen when you call on other people's tiles?

>>149574358
It's happened when trying to pon, chi, discard anything else in my hand. Luckily, I haven't had it happen when I try to ron, riichi, or tsumo yet.

>>149574452
Could be because of this:
http://arcturus.su/wiki/Kuikae

>>149574665
Oh, I don't mean pon/chi, then discarding tiles. I meant trying any of those three actions occasionally just discard the tile I drew.

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I've been really addicted to online chess lately, so I might as well learn how to play mahjong.

>>149574452
Perhaps you're double-clicking accidentally or something? It's a shortcut for discarding what you just drew. I think pressing space has the same function.