>seiyuu has a kid

Do you think seiyuus get asked to be in character when fucking?

>>149548228
>giving two shits about the personal life of the one who voices your animuh
I have seen people in Nipland lose their shit about their seiyuus not being virgins or things like that.
Why are japenese otaku so autistic?

Is it okay if they're 80 like Masako Nozawa?

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>Not wanting to be breastfed by Ritsuko's seiyuu.

>>149548311
no, they literally get dicked during recordings to make it more realistic

>>149548402
>Why are japenese otaku so autistic?
autism

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OP you've gone full crazy otaku.

Once you start caring about the VA's personal life that's when you've lost it.

>>149548490
>tripfagging faggot thinks he's able to judge someone else

>>149548490
Yeah, the path of being a pathetic retard is very dangerous.
Your start caring about seiyuus having kids and before you notice you have fallen even lower and turned into a cancerous tripfag.

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>seiyuu is dead

>>149548470
>no, they literally get dicked during recordings to make it more realistic

I-Is this true

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>Seiyuu has a kid the same age as her

>>149548490
Lelouch please take your trip off before saying things that are correct.

>>149548583
Of course, I was hired a few times myself to dick them

>>149548583
_________________no

>>149548583
no

>>149548228
>seiyuu's parents had sex
Disgusting

>>149548402
Because the industry creates the illusion that seyuus and idols are completely devoted to their fans, almost in a relationship with them, and if someone finds out one of them has an actual relationship the fantasy is broken and the otaku feel betrayed.
Think of it as waifuism applied to 3D.

>>149548604
Oyakadon

>>149548228
>favorite Seiyuu gets married
oh my god I'm so happy fo...
>retires because they know filthy otakus won't give a shit about her anymore
Fucking hell, otakus ruined everything

>>149548228
>seiyuu has a kid
shouldn't that supposed to be a good news?
I mean you may hear his/her kid (especially if it's a girl) to voice a loli like in tamaama and barakamon

>>149548792
>loli is voiced by an actual child

I can't fap to that

>>149548792
Children make terrible VAs barring some exceptions and hiring women to voice little girls and boys makes the performance more consistent

Also you don't have to worry about puberty, at least with boys

>>149548820
what are you a wimp?

>other people besides me have sex
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149548977
>having sex

I want normalfags to leave

>>149549177
This

I have given up on reality because im ugly as shit and nobody will love me

HERE I COME MY WAIFU!

Otakus are retarded. I wish I could run my own talent agency and I would force all my seiyuus to be sluts.

>>149548402
>I have seen people in Nipland lose their shit about their seiyuus not being virgins or things like that.
It's not nearly as common as /a/ likes to pretend it is. There are always going to be some obsessed weirdos. Happens in the west as well.

>>149550709
>and I would force all my seiyuus to be sluts
>force

Aren't most already? How do you think they got the job?

Slut seiyuus are the worst
>Seiyuu is voicing pure character
>Womb still full of cum from the night before
>The same vocal chords used to make that characters voice have been scraped at by cocks

Disgusting, why is this allowed.

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>>149548604
>Mother is hotter than the daughter

>>149548604
How does that even work

>>149550990
>not getting pregnant while inside your mother's womb
Fucking casuals

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>>149550990
>Founder of the "Forever 17 Club"
>Daughter turns 17

It's not difficult, once you think about it.

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>Ilya's VA has a son

>>149550865
Sounds like gap moe at its finest.

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>>149548729
And that right there is the heart and soul behind our devoted anti-3DPD mentality. Give it one little inch and it'll turn you into a complete dumbass so delusional you legitimately feel cucked if a woman you'll never meet has sex with some guy as though that's somehow unreasonable in any way shape or form. I mean, if you're going to subject yourself to those feelings then what's the fucking point of swearing off 3D pigs in the first place?

>seiyuu has been in the same building as a male
instantly thrown into the fucking trash

i cannot stand impure sluts

What if seiyuu is a kid?

>>149548762
The day I discovered that tag was one of several in which I nearly died from exhaustion. That and onee-san + imouto threeway, although that one's a little less... forbidden.
Still hot though.

>>149551357
The van is on its way

is this the seiyuu thread?

last one got deleted i think

>Tfw no guests on the next tokyo encounter

back to tokyo lover story again i guess

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>seiyuu is a kid

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>is a daughter

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>seiyuu's kid has a kid

>>149552237
Maximum degeneracy

>>149548228
Who are you quoting, /v/?

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>loli character is voiced by and actual little girl

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>>149554080

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>>149548228
>seiyuu is a kid

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>>149548228
What about it?

>>149555289
>Illya has a cute moment in her show
>says a really memorable line
>in reality seiyuu is overflowing with semen from the night before while reading the line in character because she's a filthy whore

Do you still not see the issue at hand?

>>149555386
If it's her husband's semen then there is no problem.

>>149548228
>Giving a fuck about their personal lives
People deserve some space you know. Though I do admit it's nice to see their agenda if they post it on twitter. Like that one time Otsuka and Ikeda took a picture together.

>>149555416
All women who have sex ever are filthy whores.

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>>149548578

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>>149548228
>not wanting a kid
Why?

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>Yukari's VA has a kid

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>Eureka's VA has a kid

>>149556186
That looks like a JAV

>>149548228
>I don't want a seiyuu to have a happy life and family because i think she's cute from across the globe

>>149555386
No. As long as she does her role well and she's happy. Purityfag faggot homosexuual.

>>149556639
>Purityfag faggot homosexuual

Is that supposed to be derogatory, do you know where you are? I think you should try going back to >>>/reddit/

>>149556714
>Caring about 3D
>but muh 2.5D seiyuu
You should go to reddit instead.

>>149555386
>Do you still not see the issue at hand?
I can say with 100% certainty that I do not see the issue at hand.

>>149556758
>a-am I fitting in yet

>>149556574
I fail to see the issue

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>>149548228
How else are they going to start the next generation of top-tier seiyuu?

>>149548311
>implying seiyuu would risk their careers for sex
not every seiyuu is Risa Taneda

>>149548228

It didn't ruin Megumi Hayashibara. She's been married for almost 20 years and her daughter is in middle school now.

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>>149556522
If you're a tanksexual, it sort of is.

>>149552237

Some of them are old enough that it's just unavoidable. I wouldn't be surprised if Wakamoto is a grandfather.

I don't equate seiyuu to their characters so really it doesn't bother me.

>>149557573
>trump wants to give these people nukes

Fun fact, 1 in 4 brides in Japan these days are pregnant at the time of the wedding. It happens so often they have a word for it, 出来ちゃった結婚, which can translate to "oops-we-did-it-marriage"

>>149557779
I blame the American military bases

tfw my friend fucked up his life and joined the Marines out of desperation and gets stationed in Japan and is now getting moved to Okinawa with a pay raise and upper level position

>>149557965

Honestly I feel bad for them, in most cases marrying because she got knocked up causes problems within the marriage.

>>149558008
How sheltered are you people have been getting married out of wedlock for hundreds and hundreds of years.

I bet if you asked you'd find out your mother took the load that became you a few months before marrying your father, it isn't that uncommon

>>149558082

I'm just going purely by statistics, the marriage tends to end within 5 years if that's the reason.

Also my parents were married for 4 years before I was born and I'm the oldest.

>>149548719

>all girls are made partly of semen

Girls=gay confirmed.

>>149557525
To be fair, she's been semi-retired for almost a decade.

I'm hoping she'll do some more substantial roles here and there, like Rakugo Shinjuu.

>>149558621

As long as pokemon is going she'll always voice Musashi

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>>149555710

>>149548228
>...who grew up into a seiyuu herself! With her mother's fame in front of her, she must strive to surpass her mother's shadow and rise to the top of the seiyuu world! The battle of voice and song, blood, sweat, and tears taken to a whole new level!

>>149548228
Feels great to not know a single japanese voice actor by name.

>>149558082
>married out of wedlock

anon, are you okay?

>>149556574
This is literally the mind set of certain fan bases in Japan

>>149558828
>not bowing before your Norio Wakamoto shrine daily
what are you some kind of queer?

>>149558900

Honestly as much as I like to say 3DPD, the idol industry is pretty fucking disgusting in this regard, and it's because of how aidoru fans are.

>>149558952
To be fair, I'm terrible with names. But the point is simply that I don't care who voices my anime.

>>149548402
Because some of those voice actors are more than that. They're idols. Being idol is a job with rules and requirements like any other.

>seiyuu has a boyfriend
>fans are outraged
>boyfriend is either her childhood friend, or a fellow seiyuu
>no more rage, they're now the most adorable couple in the world

>>149548443
People only care about female seiyuus if they voice their waifus.

No one cares about female seiyuus who are well known for male characters.

>>149550917
Why are Budweiser dresses so popular in Japan?

I'm nearly three decades old and I think I've seen more of this shit in Japanese media than American.

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>>149559484
Yep

>>149558690
She'll also continue to voice Haibara in Detective Conan.

And even though Evangelion is technically over, I'm sure Anno will continue milking the fuck out of it, so she can continue to voice Rei in various bits and pieces of media.

I also just found out she's the voice of Hello Kitty. This woman is un-fucking-stoppable.

>>149559156
>But the point is simply that I don't care who voices my anime.
That's admittedly unfortunate.

Seiyuu fandom is pretty autistic I'll admit, but you just grow attached to certain voices.

>>149548311
desu I hope they do

I would love to dick nao when she does her kongou voice

Is Kobayashi Yuu the only female seiyuu who can get away with being a slut?

People always comment on how she sounds like she would be a total freak in the sack, and they probably wouldn't be wrong. Only difference is, she is actually liked.

>>149548311
I once heard that Hirano Aya would try to pick up older men at bars using her Konata/Haruhi voice. I think she once got kicked out for doing that.

>>149559786
The Haruhi voice would be one thing, but the Konata voice would be creepy.

There's a 30+ year old seiyuu I wanna marry but wouldn't even be sure how to pull that off, especially with my life being a mess

>>149560035
Serious question:
Has there ever, at any point in history, been a seiyuu that has married/gone out with a gaijin?

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>>149560035
Moot pls.

>>149560157
some italian on twitter married some lesser known seiyuu iirc

>>149560262
it's not Asa-nee but I wouldn't mind her. Even just being drinking buddies with her and Rei would be nice

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>Seiyuu as a kid

>>149560157
Jap women love big American cocks so its likely

>>149560299
>some italian on twitter married some lesser known seiyuu iirc

It wasn't a seiyuu, he married Hikaru Utada.

>>149560157
Yes, me

In my dreams

>>149560262

If I was Leon Kennedy she'd be clawing her way to me. She could be chained to a cruise ship and it would only slow her down.

>>149560262
From what I hear her divorce was pretty messy so I'm not surprised there.

>>149548604
It's really sad that Kikuko is like this and Yukarin and Hocchan are basically barren.

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What about female ero-mangaka?

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>>149560299
>>149561567
>some italian working as a bartender in London
What the fuck man.

>>149559786
What a fucking slut.

>>149562207

in fairness, she's a little crazy. She feels like her life is incompelete if she isn't always in a relationship.

>>149548228
Who cares about the voice actor's business?

>>149562239

It's the closest I'll have to sleeping with Haruhi, I'll take it. I just ask she wears the ribbons in her hair.

>>149548604
>seiyuu has a kid older than her

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>>149562312
>seiyuu has a kid older than her

>>149562365

Inoue is forever 17 anon, everyone knows that

>>149562312
>>149562365
It's no surprise that seiyuus are kind of a big deal in Japan.

They voice the characters. Some of their roles are so iconic that people see them as the characters themselves.

I'm pretty sure there are shows where a parent character is played by some seiyuu, and the character has a kid who is voiced by a younger seiyuu.

>these people are for intents and purposes colleagues
>every day they meet up at the studio for work
>the older senpai seiyuu is calling her younger colleague mommy
>and she gets paid to do it

>>149562792

Then there's times when the pairings extend to irl, like when Kenichi Suzumura and Maaya Sakatmoto (Shinn and Luna, Kokutou and Shiki) got married.

>>149562792
>character has a kid who is voiced by an older* seiyuu
I should really pay attention to what I post

>>149548311
>Do you think seiyuus get asked to be in character when fucking?
Pika pikaaa~

>>149563038

That's somehow less creepy than Tony Tony Chopper

>>149548311

That is the closest thing you will ever get to fucking their characters so I hope so

That is only problem for idol seiyu, that otaku like because their cute, good looking, young look, and innocent

Will Yukari Tamura or Yui Horie or Nana Mizuki get married?

Hayashibara for example did otaku see her as idol back then? because she does well even now after she got married same with Sakamoto Maaya

>>149563975

Nana I don't see because she's kinda scarred from what happened growing up.

>same with Sakamoto Maaya

I heard she got a lot of nasty letters from Japs when she announced after the fact that her and Kenichi got married. And a lot of very nice congratulations from fans outside Japan that she herself couldn't read.

>>149548402

> why are weebs autistic

gee I wonder

>>149548402
To be fair, not all otaku are like that.

>>149564079

I thought she spoke in English? Or can she just sing it really fucking well without knowing what it actually means?

>>149555710
d-delete...this.

>trump is giving Japan nukes

>>149559752
>Is Kobayashi Yuu the only female seiyuu who can get away with being a slut?

Yes, but it kind of helps that a lot of men are fucking terrified of her.

Seriously. Bitch is fucking cray-cray.

>>149566427
She can't speak english, people assumed she could because of the Mari bit in Eva 2.0 but she said she simply learned her lines phonetically, she can't understand the language.

>>149567167
But crazy is the best.

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>>149566677

Please, she's not even old. Look at Mari Iijima, she's in her 50s and put her boys through college.

And then 20 years after Macross aired, she actually reprised her role of Minmay, this time for the dub.

Which seiyuu are still virgins

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>>149567750

>>149567750
Nana, pretty sure she'll stay away from the cock. She should marry Yukarin

>>149567760
I don't think so honestly

>>149567760
he probably gets the most pussy out of any male seiyuu desu

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Kid or not, virgin or not, Kanae Itou will still be my favorite.

Weebs tachi pls
https://twitter.com/joujinakata123/status/796183472276574208

>>149568188
Translate it weebs.

>>149567750
I can't think of many besides Aoi.

I regret myself for shitposting about Taneda in every thread. It has taken its toll. I had a dream that I lived in a share house with her. But instead of fucking her, I only peek her while she changes her clothes. And later on sniffing her used panties, and it was fucking odorless. What a let down

>>149567784
Nana was raped by her instructor.

>>149568267
Aoifags sure are delusional.

>>149568188
https://twitter.com/joujinakata123/status/795239057211019264
He is such a nice man.

>>149557420
What did she do?

>>149568712
Nothing. It's a meme.

>>149557779

Fun fact: It's called shotgun marriage in English.