Facts about Japan which you learned from anime

If I'm in highschool and I have sex with a lot of my female classmates, one of them will get jealous and invite me over so she can stab me to death. Then, another jealous one will kill the one that killed me.

Keikaku means plan.

Japanese men and women called M-types (masochists) get erections when their noses bleed.

Having sex with my sister is acceptable but having sex with a christmas cake would cause the end of the world and they should be avoided at all costs

>>149517333
"It can't be helped". And that seems to be a universal thing, too.

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i learnt that i could love my imouto and she could love me

sexually

>>149517644
This, also, when a girl likes you she'll constantly call you "baka", break your nose, hit you in the face with a baseball bat, and kick you in the groin.

If a girl hates me I'm pretty much guaranteed to see her tits if my class trip involves a destination with a hot spring

>>149517759
baka desuka??? only tsundere do that

>>149517333
I found out that time travel is indeed possible.

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Happiness exists

>>149517333
>Gyarus are called gyarus because that's the sound effect they make as they walk by.
Gyaru's are named after a brand of clothing from the 80ies or something. It's supposed to sound like 'girl'.

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>>149518505
But not in Japan.

>>149520583
Anon plz

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anime taught me that boys can be girls too

>>149520879
>he didn't know this before anime
Are you daft?

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You can become popular by being the autstic emo kid of the class.

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>>149517333

>The concept of sexual harassment doesn't exist. Why else do you think they write it in Katakana?

>No one in Japan looks Japanese

>Toast is the greatest speed-enhancer in the natural world

>The kid at the back of the classroom at the window is always the most interesting guy there

>Sex is frowned upon because it leads to handholding

>The reason the birthrate is so low is that whenever they try to have sex, they collapse from nose-induced blood loss

>Destiny is such a thing that people do plastic surgery of their palms to try and change their fortunes This shit is actually true

>The Japanese will love One Piece until it ends, which is estimated to be somewhere between the Heat Death of the Universe, and when India recovers from the "designated shitting street" meme

>All Westerners there are clutzy Aryans who speak their English with horrific Japanese accents, but can pull off Japanese perfectly

>99% of the population is enrolled in High-School

>Maths class goes: "One+One bomb = End of War"

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>>149517649
>>149517737

Acting like a little bitch who's terrified of women will turn your dick into an irresistible harem magnet to all females except for one who was your childhood friend

>>149520926

In my experience, being the autistic kid made people like and trust me, but also made them assume I didn't want them as friends, so they left me on my own. Kind of my own fault desu.

If a female teacher wears a button-up blouse with more than one button undone, she's desperate for student dick

but no matter how hot she is, highschool guys will never fuck her

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>>149520921
no

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>>149517333

>>149521245
Kek

>>149521117
Also
>All female teachers are single

>>149517333
The way to confess love is hoping that senpai will notice you one day.

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>>149520945
Fucking this. I lost it.
10/10

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>>149520945
>>The concept of sexual harassment doesn't exist.

>>149517333
Women over 25 are pathetic and disgusting no matter how hot they are.

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>>149517333
I learned young girls spend their time - talking about food, going out to eat food, making food, rating food, joking over which vending machine has the best food and generally eating their life away.

Strange how they manage to remain skinny tho.

>>149522007
No, you have bow your head, give them a letter, then run away and then wait for a response the day after.

>>149522007
>>149523439
You're both wrong.
The best way to confess is to shout it while a very noisy train is passing by.

>>149521245

But that's wrong. Writing "Ching-Chong" is impossible in Japanese, as the only consonant allowed to end without a vowel is 'n'.

Skirts are the ultimate disguise for men; you look like a girl if you wear one.
Binding your breasts is magic for women; you are easily mistaken as a handsome man.

If you have both a little sister and a girlfriend, there's a good chance one will become jealous of the other and try to sabotage your relationship with her

>>149517333
Japanese girls practice self-mutilation whenever a male rejects them.

>>149520879
It doesn't even look like a girl, are you gay?

keikaku means dostedt

Nobody eats just one bowl of ramen; they eat like 50, and the servers just let the empty bowls stack up on the table without clearing them

Go to any highschool, find the biggest little pussy weakling faggot manlet, and you can pretty much bet on him having some hidden power he doesn't know about

>>149520921
>implying 3d=2d
You're still a man, baby.

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Student government is a no-boys-allowed club unless they have peon positions.

Only no-fun-allowed bitches with glasses are allowed to be class representative

Student body president is rich because her father is a politician or the president/owner of a corporation

>>149524353
>calls girl a boy
>calls people gay
its okay anon, /a/ is a safe zone

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>>149517333
Don't get too fond of people because they might die. Right when they're about to change their lives or figure something important out.

>>149517333
The most mediocre, boring, emotionless girl with the ugly hime cut is the most wanted and beautiful girl in the entire universe.
It's completely normal for everyone in school to cream their pants and call that mediocre girl "princess".
She has more power in the school than all staff combined.

It's illegal for high school classes to do something for their school festival that isn't a café, a haunted house, or fortune telling.

The fact that i will never ever experience love for the first time just like in my japanese anime.

>>149520945
>All Westerners there are clutzy Aryans who speak their English with horrific Japanese accents, but can pull off Japanese perfectly
/thread

>>149524835
I swear I've heard this image was fake. Do you happen to know one way or the other?

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Everyone is over 18, even if they look younger.

>>149525337
I never noticed the clutz connection but I sort of see it now.
Well it's either being a clutz or being hyper competent

>>149517482
You forgot the part where Girl 2 cuts off your head and puts it in a duffel bag to show Girl 1

Females can't have heterosexual fantasies unless they're loli or cake.

If a teenage girl has fantasies, it's only about faggots and she schlicks to BL

In Japan, "fat" just means a girl has both tits and ass

If a woman threatens to beat your ass, it's either playful or she secretly loves you

If a woman says she's going to "punish" you, you're about to get a legit ass-beating and/or die

>>149526586
And sometimes not even that, you're just told they're fat despite them looking exactly like all the other girls.

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Homosexuality isn't right.

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All cake in Japan has white frosting and strawberries

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>>149526807
I don't understand that obsession with strawberry shortcake, you'd think tiramisu didn't exist there or something.

if a girl is under 13 years old, there is a strong chance that "she" is actually a he

>>149526574
How do I reverse-search webms?

>>149526837
Nope, the only western desserts that exist are pudding and strawberry-topped cakes

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>>149520945
Five star post nigga

>>149527008
This: https://whatanime.ga/?auto&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.4cdn.org%2Fa%2F1478561265607s.jpg
The thumbnail should be enough.

Easy way is to install 4chanX or a variant that allows adding search links.

Making a box lunch for someone is an invitation for sex even if its from your mom

>>149527303
Holy shit, thanks.

Boys can be girls as long as when feminine pronouns are used the word (Male) must be used afterwards. For instance succubus (male), waitress (male), and actress (male)

>>149524150
Chingu-chongu is possible

>>149517333
a cold is worse than the unholy child of ebola and black death

>>149522007
this something I don't get it

do people really confess to the people they like without even talking to them before

like "This the first time we talk and you don't even know my name but please be my girlfriend"

"Ok"

does that really happen in japan?

>>149520945
HAHAHA YOURE SO FUNNY ANON IM TYPING IN CAPS.

Kill yourself faggot.

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Listening to Eurobeat increases your car's base driving speed by 35%.

Faceless and/or old Japanese men are sexual gods.

>>149522007
>>149528089
That confused the fuck out of me when I started watching anime back in '09. Watch all these shows and instead of saying "Hey, wanna go out on a date?" it's "I'VE LOVED YOU SINCE THE MOMENT I SAW YOU AND WANT TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER".

Like God damn if in America you say "I love you" even on the first date that's fuckin' weird, let alone before you even met the fucking person.

>>149528443
The truth.

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>>149520945
>>Maths class goes: "One+One bomb = End of War"

>>149526837
>tiramisu

My nigga. You are a brother of fine taste and deserve praise.

>>149520945
>>The reason the birthrate is so low is that whenever they try to have sex, they collapse from nose-induced blood loss
Also, whenever they try to do so much as kissing, a radar goes off for someone in their surrounding and that person gets the immediate impulse to enter the vicinity.

>Toast is the greatest speed-enhancer in the natural world
It is also the greatest romantic tool known to mankind.
It likely has a gravitational pull for people from the opposite sex or something.

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There are literally no negative consequences of rape.

If you're losing a fight and about to die, you just need to spout crap about friendship and protecting your precious friends and you will prevail.

In Japan, people die when they are killed.

In Japan, people who get die when they are killed.

that I love emilia tan

In Japan, people who get die when they are killed.

>>149517333
In Japan, people who kill should be prepared to die

If you want a girl to fall for you just be nice to her. Being a decent human being is the ultimate pussy magnet, no matter how unattractive you are.

If you have a female childhood friend she wants your dick.

How clueless you are to love and female hints is directly proportional to the number of girls that will fall for you.

Adults are generally useless.

Women over 30 yo can sometimes look like they're <10.

And the most ugly, hideous women are at least a solid 7/10.

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The only foreigners in Japan are blonde haired blue eyed and have HUGE breasts.

>>149528699
More like rape always end up with the girl cumming so hard no other dick will ever be able to satisfy her in her lifetime which results in heavy addiction to said dick.

>>149517333
A cold is a more deadly disease than Cholera, Smallpox, Yellow Fever, Cancer, Ebola, AIDS, Malaria, and Plague combined!

>>149529159
>>149529206
You got me.

Truck drivers are all homicidal maniacs.

A truck is the most deadly object ever invented, killing its target 100% of the time.

>>149528089
That happens in American middle schools a lot, too

>>149529566
>>149529569
>posted at the same time
hmm...

>>149524317
>Japanese girls practice self-mutilation whenever a male rejects them.
And the corollary, a girl with long hair cutting it short is considered self-mutilation.

>>149529671
could be same person in different universes. who knows only Jesus kun

Japs sit, eat and sleep on the floor. Western furniture like beds and chairs is just decoration, nobody knows how to use it.
Japs are not particularly hygienic for taking their shoes off or showering before taking a bath, it's just that their flooring is so primitive shoes would damage it and respectively bathwater is shared between the whole family.
For hundreds of years, Japs were too stupid to put their cleaning rags on sticks and thus cleaned their floors by bending over and pushing the rag along.
Japs actually don't know how to express emotions other than with over-the-top childish cliches (tsundere etc.) or screaming fits.
Their language is so unspecific and vague and their alphabet so complicated at the same time that while other cultural regions produced philosophy and literature, they only produced calligraphy.
They haven't recovered from the poor people mentality of the post-war generation and still get ecstatic about having meat for dinner.
That's all I can think of right now.

>>149529671
This is nothing, see
>>148733463
>>148733464

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>>149529803
ok

Japanese companies insist on making parents work in other parts of the country or world, but will never spring for relocating families.

This is a secret plot by the government to boost birth rates: kids have unprotected sex while nobody's home, because the sexually frustrated wives are always out having unprotected sex.

If you rape a girl, be sure to record you raping her and keep plenty of evidence of the rape so that you can threaten to tell people she was raped if she tries to tell people she was raped.

Life ends and nothing noteworthy ever happens after HS.

>>149520945
>No one in Japan looks Japanese
9/10 only part I didnt agree with

In Japan it's okay to fight someone nearly to the death because you'll end up being best of friends

Slapping/punching people is the best way to get your point across.

In Japan, I'm classified as a gorilla.

>>149517333
All people in japan speak japanese, even foreigners speak perfect japanese. If an American is in japan he will automically speak fluently with no hint of an American accent and his English will completely go to shit.

>>149530769
In every isekai (or alternate world), all of the natural inhabitants of the entire planet will speak fluent Japanese, despite having no relation with Japan. Weird, huh?

>>149527939
"ng" sounds are just written with ン(n) most of the time.

>The ideal age for military combatants is 14, even younger if giant robots or magic are involved.
>Every high schooler lives alone because 50% of Japanese parents work overseas, the other 50% died from Japanese cold
>Imoutos take over all household cooking, cleaning, finance, and yardwork by the age of 8.
>School cultural festivals happen every other week
>If anyone is the sole survivor of an event that claimed the lives of 2 or more people, that person will be hated and ostracized by society because they did not die.
>Every government agency is in direct competition with every other government agency
>Cherry trees have a cycle of blossoming and losing their petals every 3 days

>>149529366
Can confirm this. I went to visit Japan and upon arrival, I was handed a bottle of peroxide, blue contact lenses and a padded bra.
And I am a man too.

>>149531516
How many cocks did you suck?

The student council basically owns the school.
When you graduate highschool you're not allowed to contact your friends ever again, you must delete them from facebook and everything.

>>149531590
Never got a chance.
Kept getting transferred into a different all-girls high school each week and introduced as a princess from a European country.

>>149531935
kek

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>>149531590

>>149517694
しょうがない

>>149518505
Why is there a phone?

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>>149517333
Let's see

Their are homophobic but wouldn't flat out admit it and still obsess with fujos.

Their consider self independence evil and disgraceful (for men)

Women only want to be housewife because of the moneyz and privileges and will be abusive towards them husbands over it and they have no laws against abuse

If you get framed by a crime no point of getting a lawyer cause they suck and the "professionals" talk shit about them and have nickname insults for them

Teachers are bullies towards the students and get away with it and they hate their jobs

Parents are the biggest most harmful oblivious assholes towards their children cause they hate the fact that their grew up after the bomb and think they are entitled little shits and think that the sins of the father should be the sins of the child.

There are no laws against discrimination, they would rather keep the people with needs in hide cause they are disgraceful.

They have bizarre and fucked up views on sexuality, like shame, tears (totally not rapey gais) and tentacles and fucked up shit.

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yeeeeeeeaaaaaah, Japan is good only for some of their shows, their food and merch o and videogames, but please, don't live there, its a misery.

>>149536179
suicide hotline

>>149536562
>muh homophobia
>muh hidden needy
Fucking hell.