Why do christmas cakes make for the best girlfriends?

you feel secure with their desperation to get a man at an age where they're slowly losing their charm to get younger more ripe partners

So does being a cake start at 25 or 26?

Insecurity about being good girlfriends due to being Christmas cakes
A duty to try their best because they don't have that many opportunities left
Cute blushes because they are not used to it
Dem bodies

>>149508980
Also they already work and can make a living for themselves so they are not high maintenance

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>>149508948
Because they're mature enough to look past the racial biases in society.

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So anons what's the male counterpart of a christmas cake? Oji-san?

>>149509525
salt and pepper hunk

>>149509525
Silver Foxes

is there proof she is over 25?

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>>149508948
>fired for porn

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because cakes are women at their ripest

>>149509283
black man pls go

>it's an older ladies aren't actually that much older sleepless night

We sure do love cake but cake dont love us for sure.

>>149507433

I'm currently in japan and the only thing I'm thinking about the whole day is how the feet of my 29 year old, christmas cake, language teacher smell like.

If they make such good girlfriends, then home come they're so old and still single?
Checkmate, Drumpfags.

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>>149510068
Because there shy and can't bring themselves to talk to people, YOU FUCKING NORMIE CUNT!

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>>149510068
Presumably there is a scientific study of men who have be-girlfriended multiple women that has discovered the highest ratings belong to those that were cakes at the time.

The worst cakes are those who are virgins.

>>149510068
Because people their age are married with kids so they don't get a chance anymore.

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>>149510182
How can one man's taste be this shit?

>>149509779
google and yandex arent providing sauce for me anybody know it?

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They're probably the worst girlfriends.

They're single because they had ridiculously high expectations and kept waiting for the perfect Chad.

Little did the little Christmas cake know that Chad was busy plowing through women

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>>149510479
As far as 3D is concerned you're probably right. For 2D/fantasy women I like to imagine that they were too busy doing something worthwhile, like studying and establishing a solid career. Only after they had their finances in order, did they discover all the men their age are either getting married or chasing younger girls.

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>>149510412
>not wanting an experienced onee-san to show you the ropes

>>149509779
sauce this shit bruh

>>149510127
>NORMIE
Kill yourself, newfag.

>>149511149
I really wonder what would happen to me that time. Although i don't think i'll mature enough to stop wanting to be spoiled though.

>>149508972
An important question.

>>149509525
There is no male equivalent. No one cares about a man's age as long as he makes money.

>>149510670
>tfw no route

>>149510418
>>149510699
>>149511341
Love Affair Between Boss and Subordinate - Kozakura Nanane

>>149508972
Christmas cakes are still good to eat on Christmas Day.

>>149511149
>new year's fireworks are also below your age too

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>>149511149

> watch Azumanga Daioh for the first time at about the age the Azumangas are in their last year

> now older than Yukari and Nyamo

It feels wrong.

>Just realized my sister has long since qualified for cake territory
Wew.lad

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>>149508948
no anon all cakes

Are there more anime like the Garden of Words?
I just want to see a christmas cake falling in love and acting all flustered

>>149512027
>MILF
Retard

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>>149512430
>Ayazaki A
>Ai
They found a double way!

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>>149511149
That feel I feel deeply

>>149509779

> Fakku

Hi Jewcob

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>>149513140
>>149511149
Don't worry, there are always hags that are older than you. 35 is the new 25.

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>>149511149

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>>149511149
>tfw wizard
>tfw cake now fails the "cradle-robbing" rule

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>>149509525
>So anons what's the male counterpart of a christmas cake?

Wizards, anon.

>>149511149
Who cares? It's not like you ever stood a chance to score one to begin with.

>>149512467
You don't know what a Christmas cake is.

Are they still a christmas cake if they have been in multiple relationships/fucked uncountable times?

A lot of the attraction to a christmas cake for people seems to be the perceived innocence/inexperience contrasting a mature appearance.

In real life 90%+ of girls have had multiple partners by 25. Any perceived innocence or inexperience is an illusion.

Be wary of real life christmas cakes not because of their inexperience but because of their abundance of experience and ability to give a shit about partners after they become a blur of ex's.

>>149514441
>Implying we think 2D is like 3DPD

>>149508948
I want to kill this whore.

>>149514079
Yukari is so fucking hot goddamn it.

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>>149515452
Baker-sensei loves you too, tsundere-kun!

>>149515970
I want to slice her face off and use it as a doormat.

>>149514441
Being a used up slut is a very common reason why a girl is undesirable. The key component is a Christmas cake is that they are unwanted and expired.