Flat vs Cowtits, who wins?

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>>149378723
A truly difficult choice.

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Cowtits.

Flat is for bitch boy faggots who are intimidated by girls and closet homos.

Flat is justice

Fat would win in a popular vote but flat is truly the choice of the patrician.

>>149379501
Feels good being a pedo, eh?

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The best girl of all time has cow tits. So therefore cow tits are superior.

>>149378723
B O T H
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>>149379618
>anime
>pedo
what did she mean by this

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>>149379824

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>>149379859

>>149378723
Fuck off.

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>>149378723

Flat chests are reserved for cute girls. If they have cow tits, they are loud and obnoxious and nobody likes them.

>>149378723
It's best when they have one and want the other and are put together in a series where they are jealous of each others body.

>>149379618
The best part of being a pedo is people get mad at you just for existing.

The answer is to have two wives, one who's a titty monster cow and the other who's a feisty flat chested sexfiend.

And then you and the flat chested girl can sexually bully the cowtits. Or on occasion you and the cowtits can bully the flat chested sexfiend. Or the two of them can sexually bully you together.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-37871421

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BIG

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Both.

>>149378723

> doesn't know the glory of cheesecake


Girls with big tits need a thicc frame to support them or it looks flat out wrong. When a girl has good proportions + big tits, flat just can't compete.

>>149381372
Nyuu!!

>>149382110
Stop.

>>149378723
One of each

>>149379618
Damn right it does!

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How could a flatty ever do this?

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Flat: Closet pedo who likes washboards and men

Cowtits: A grown respectable man who likes his girls to look like women and play about with funbags and is not gay

>>149383298
Cowtits:13 year old boys

>>149383365
Flat: Neckbeard Manchilds that can never talk to women

>>149378723
I am a simple man, therefore I shall choose the reasonably average sized one.

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>>149379417
>closet homos.
>closet

>>149383828
You are a boring man, the type that only ever goes for the middle ground.

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Ninjas!

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Could't say it better

>>149384045
Both belong to big ones

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>>149384045
That's wrong though.

Flat is filled with nothing.

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>>149384168
>Mami is the only meguca to get hetero porn

What's the point of them being women if they dont have no cow tits? Boards are only a step above feminine men and thats because their pussy dont smell like shit.

>>149384170
I think I threw up in my mouth a little

>>149384253
>if they dont have no

I agree, only the best boys(female) can be called women.

It's all about proportion. When the tits are bigger than the head, the girl looks like a fucking alien. Shit needs to make anatomical sense or else it's offputting.

When you're working with dfc, the proportions come into play as well. You can't have washboard tits when the rest of the body lacks femininity.

Size by itself doesn't make much difference. You have to account for all the elements. Overall though, there are more ways to fuck up cow tits than dfc.

>>149384045
How can something with no volume be filled?

>>149378723
Middle size is besr

Cow tits look cheap

>>149389165
Good-looking implants are expensive.

Cowtits never win for me. The biggest I find acceptable are Hanakawa Tsubasa's from Mono. Flat is love. Flat is life.

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