Girls und Panzer, GuP and /ak/ stuff

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It's time.

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>Fresh renders as the OP

Look at that butt. Delicious.

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Il Duce è carino e lei è anche mia moglie!

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i wish mini maho was real

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>>149328851
Poor Rosehip just can't catch a break.

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>>149328839

I wish Ma(i)ho was real.

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>>149328878
They don't understand tea isn't enough to fuel Rosehip.

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>>149328678

Nakajima has the best ass

>>149328912
What would happen if Miho and Maho switch bodies?

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>>149328971
How about that first sip?

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I love snuggling with my autistic wife Maho.

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Is this an anime?

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>>149329072
What have you done?

>>149329115
Video Game.

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>>149329115

>Replace Indians with elves

based Japan

>>149329114
can autistic girls genuinely smile or do they have to fake it?

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This triggers /k/

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>>149329115

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Cute girls with cute light machine guns

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>>149329262
Didn't that artist say he was going to shut down his account?

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>>149329179
They only show their true feelings in the presence of their beloved.

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This damn semen demon

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59270723

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>>149329614
This is when you have some time before everyone else gets home for the movie night.

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>>149329724

>Movie night

That's how they call this now?

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50876434

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>>149329786
That's the "making AVs with Yuuki's boyfriend" night

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>>149329869

I bet that's Karina's brother

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>>149329953
I bet Aya and Yuuki always go visit Karina just to see him, i wish i was her onii-chan.

Jesus these threads are fill of ERP waifu /c/ posts.

>>149330116
You're right, better stop before it gets out of hand.

>>149329995
silly duce, you don't exercise in your shiny uniform!

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>>149330089

Well, Karina has two older brothers, so they don't have to share

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>>149330259
I can't wait for Azusa to be commander!

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>>149330499

At least like Miho, she get the boring but lewd right

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>>149330591
Oh yes

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>>149330749

Aya and Yuuki may be the sluttiest, but Azusa sure is the lewdest

>>149328540
>Sawereehfag render as OP
Calling it this will be the best thread in a while.

I want to be a soldier and die at the arms of Erika

>>149331707
>ywn die at the arms of Nona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=472rlp4lFH4

>>149332218
>when air raid sirens, the song and the train's whistle play together
still gives me chills

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Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!

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>>149328540
Fuck yeah Kurashima Tomoyasu. Sawreefag, could you do do a render of this here fine Nona (or Klara)?

I need something to take my mind of the fact that my home team just lost the World Series

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Darjeeling is my wife!

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>>149332998
Sure, I'll do the Klara as I really don't have the mental fortitude to do the patch job required for the Nonna at moment, unless you'd rather the Nonna + Katyusha (either one) instead.

Sorry to hear it Anon.

>>149333179
Here's a special Darjeeling, just for you.

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I did a couple other renders from manga panels, here's a(nother) Smug Katyusha.

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And a random Saori, because I love her.

>>149333607
Why do people turn Darjeeling into weird things?

>>149333607
Klara is just fine! Thanks as always

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>>149333892
No problems, I'll start within the hour!

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NO ONE SLEEPS IN OOARAI

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>>149334746
Fuck you Mako will do what she wants.

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>>149334816
Except that Mako spends the entire night up.

>>149334920
I wish we got the "Daily Lives of GuP"

>What Mako does at night
>How Yukari gets enough money to buy merch
>Assam, Orange Pekoe, and Darjeeling has to capture Rosehip in time for bed
>Rabbits picking out a movie to watch for the weekend
>Mika, Aki and Mikko finding food

Any other ideas?

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>>149335208
It really makes me curious, since the only interest Mako shows is books on how to drive tanks.

>>149335430
Well she was reading a book the first time they practiced tanks. Maybe she reads books all night. I wonder what kind.

>>149335669
Probably Schopenhauer.

Rabbits are rapists

>>149335208
i want to see what anzai does when she isn't being Il Duce

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Da-dang is Emiracle of the universe.

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>>149334045
Okay, I'm actually starting now. I got a little sidetracked, at least I've got the patch done the render itself shouldn't take that much longer, bare with me.

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We got her, Anon, now do your thing!

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>>149336131
My cute Sodoko learns so fast.

I'm enola Gay for Naomi!

>>149328540

Reminder that US are going to be screening dub version of der Film across multiple states

http://www.girlsundpanzerderfilm.com/

>>149335968
Can you do some Mika-nee ?

>>149336508
>Reminder that US are going to be screening dub version of der Film across multiple states

No more reminders after this one. Unless you got an odd fetish of bad voice actors, no one is gonna be watching this. I don't even wanna know what Alice's voice sounds like.

>>149336508
It's confirmed dubbed? Then it's also confirmed flop.

>>149329055
Yukari and Erika would wonder what happened.

>>149336508
>dub version
fucking why? i can't imagine the niche that will be seeing the film would mind the original VAs

>>149329198
heh, "triggers"

>>149336535
>>149336578
>>149336660

Heard the reason is that apparently general US audience aren't used to watch a movie and reading the sub at the same time.

>>149336715
That wouldn't be a problem if they didn't dub everything.

>>149336715
That didn't stop the Madoka movie to come out to the states subbed. How well did that go?

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>>149333892
Here you go, I hope you like it! Sorry about the wait.
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>>149336526
Sure thing, any particular image you'd like?

Also, out of curiosity, why do you call her Mika-nee? You just like the sister figure or is there something interesting to it?

>>149336785
>Also, out of curiosity, why do you call her Mika-nee? You just like the sister figure or is there something interesting to it?

Maybe he roleplays as Aki or Mikko.

>>149335208
>Anzu gardening at her little potato farm at home
>Hippos spending hours talking about history
>Chovy buying romantic books and taking care none of her fellow students sees her doing it
>Maho, Erika and the other KMMs just relaxing a day instead of playing the strict ones (will probably lead to some funny situations)

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Hey guys I'm looking for the Miho version of this.

>>149336781
>>149336783

Well, I guess you have to take that up to (((Hollywood))) then.

Look on the bright side, I think that if enough people actually support the movie publisher might even consider importing DB fro Japan to sale.

>>149336715
So, they are retarded?

>>149336785
suddenly i think klara is cute and maybe my wife?

>>149336857

Are we all retarded to begin with?

>>149336828
>>Hippos spending hours talking about history
Maybe Saemonza can teach me about Oda Nobunaga.

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>>149336867
She is very cute.

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>>149335208
>Mika, Aki and Mikko finding food

>>149336785
nah there aren't particular one that i prefer, surprise me Sawreehfag.

Because i am always afraid of my older brother, don't get me wrong he is a good person just not a really good brother, and everytime i am near him i am always intimidated, and terrified. he is scary especially when he is angry.

Mika-nee on the other hand have a calming presence, and have a free spirit. i am at ease when i think of her

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>>149336840
Something like this?

>>149337071
Alright I'll find something good then!

Thank you for sharing.

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>>149336917
I bet the hippos would be so happy to have someone who wants to listen about their favorite history periods, they wouldn't even noticed how sleepy you got after all those hours.

>>149337112
thanks souryfag

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>>149337168
Since three of them would shout SORE DA every few minutes, you wouldn't get sleepy anyway.

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>>149337294
I forgot about that, each SORE DA and praising each other would make your lessons take even longer.

why is the next gup gonna be the last one?

even if the movie ended the main story perfectly, there's always room for cute tank girls doing cute tank things spinoffs and stuff. don't they like money

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Obligatory since we're talking about Mon-chan

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>>149337379
Kiyomi-san is the cutest Hippo.

>>149337378
It could be last for Ooarai only or just an exaggerated title. Actas likes to pull bullshit on us sometimes.

>>149328758
Wow i really like this one. Duce is clearly the best waifu and her school looks fun as hell

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>>149337429
Anzio is the eternal festival.

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>>149337112
Well this cured my boredom I guess

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>>149337543
Nice.

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>>149337071
I accidentally closed my photoshop without saving like total spastic, damn people at the door distracting me.

I was just finishing up too! Guess this'll take a little longer. I'm a bit frazzled now.

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>>149337398

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Since someone asked for a pic of Carpacchio without Anchovy, Pepperoni or Caesar on it last thread:

>>149337543
"What's the next part of your plan?"

"Making your bakas charge into us.

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>>149336526
>>149337587
Okay, take two.

It actually came out better this time anyway, so I guess it was a good thing I went full baka.

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GuP eyeglasses, anyone?

http://eyemirror.jp/gup/

>>149338026
They honestly aren't the best looking glasses I've ever seen.

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>>149338026
Does one get a 50% discount if one buys the Momo variant?

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>>149338150
Oh you think you're punny, huh?

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Mating press AV with mothers!

>>149338026
>metal glasses

I'm okay.

>>149337978

Cam out nice! Thank you!

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I hope Saorifag can render more heads that can be used for stuff like this in the future.

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>>149337379

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>>149338578
I don't like broken English.

>>149337978
Thank you, Mika-nee look cute with bunny ears.

>>149329953
No, it's me

>>149335208
>What Mako does at night
Masturbate


>How Yukari get's enough money to buy merch
Works a part-time job at a convenience store


>Assam, Orange Pekoe, and Darjeeling has to capture Rosehip in time for bed
They don't, they just slip some sleeping pills into Rosehips tea.


>Rabbits picking out a movie to watch for the weekend
They take a vote on which movie to watch.


>Mika, Aki and Mikko finding food
Going to a Manstein's

>>149339574
stop making things lewd and mundane.

>>149339574
>Works a part-time job at a convenience store
I'm picturing her more as a high class master thief.

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If Porsche Tiger catches fire in a match, does the white flag trigger, or is being on fire considered a Tiger (P)'s natural state?

>>149339916
Depends if it can be repaired in the match, i think.
Makes me wonder, though, why the rabbits got whiteflagged for throwing their track in the first practice match when the student council, Erika and Jagdpanther-chan just could replace their tracks later on.

>>149339988
Maybe instructor forced it because she knows rabbits don't know how to replace tracks.

>>149339988
The Rabbits not only lost the track but also somehow fucked the engine.

>>149329033
Where is that ass you speak of ?

>>149340092
My thoughts exactly. She does look cute though.

>>149339574
>>What Mako does at night
>Masturbate
Sodoko, please

>>149340039
This. They blew up the track, the engine and maybe even the sprockets if memory serves wel. But definitely the engine had a minor explosion and started smoking

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I want to do a themed dinner night over the next couple weeks, eating something each school would like.

What should I go with for each school? I've already had a big burger for Saunders and a bowl of traditional carbonara for Anzio, but I don't know what else I should have.

Wellington for St.Glo? Garnie for Maginot? Nikujaga for Chi-Ha? Schnitzel for Kuromorimine?

Give a co/ck/ some inspo.

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>When she finds out you are going to the rabbit teams movie night.

>>149340385
Maginot's speciality is wine making, so maybe a recipe that has wine as a component ? things like Beef Burgundy for example (but there are many others)

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I want to cuddle with Shizuka!

So the GuP movie is playing in a theater near me the 21st. So I'm thinking about checking it out.
Is it just cute girls doing cute things + stuff for military/gun enthusiast?

>>149341275
you haven't even watched the series. You're not going to enjoy it. also save yourself from the dub.

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>>149339574
>What Erika does at night

>>149341355
Nah, he should totally see the dub if he hasn't seen the series, I mean shit, the dub of the series is top notch, the finest of Voice Acting.

>>149341275
It's the best series of the last decade, with a very good movie which is a direct continuation so you''ll probably won't get it.
Sadly, the usual pretentious "the dub has butchered it"! comment happens to be ACTUALLY true. Not just a matter of opinion: because of TL;DR reasons, a very relevant part of the original music has not been included in the dub. Relevant, as in, the action is centered around the music, and not the other way around.
That said, the movie gets MUCH better in teathers because of the sound effects..
So do yourself a favor: first watch the series, then the movie subbed in all its original glory, /then/ go rewatch in teather even if it's dubbed.

Erica is cute

>>149341989
Fucking lol.
It's just the enemy group singing Katyusha while doing nothing, replaced by tetris music. Not a big deal.
Also it's not the best show of the decade. That's up for opinions. The movie is quite close to being the best tho.

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>>149340385
>Anzio
do Naporitana instead, same as they serve to Yukari in OVA 7. It's not actual Italian, it's Italian-Japanese fusion cuissine. Everyone has eaten actual Italian, this is more interesting.
>Pravda
Bortsh, of course. And potato cakes for dessert. Bonus points if you actually DO remember they're NOT made of potato but just named after their shape.
>St. Glo
Serve a steaming piece of shit - it's the best representation of English "food". Oh, and a cucumber sandwich.
>Maginot
They're themed after patisserie, so serve any French dish you like and have eclair, fondue and galette for dessert inb4 "l-lewd" jokes, I know
>Oarai
Mandatory 8 different variations of katsu. You'll be a loser if you don't.
>Chi-Ha
I'd go with anything that's sliced into very small pieces, ground to a paste or made mincemeat, just for pun.
>KMM
Pic related (thanks, Mina)
>Continuation
No food, just booze.
>Azul
Paella. It being a rice dish, it's what's most likely to be done by Japanese spainfags.
>BC Freedom
Fried Asparagus, of course

>>149342250
>Katyusha replaced by tetris music
>Not a big deal.
Get a load of this faggot

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>>149342274

>>149342295
>action centered around music
>action
>tanks riding in a straight line in the snow
Okay.

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>>149341275
>Is it just cute girls doing cute things + stuff for military/gun enthusiast?
Out of the 2 hours of the movie, 1.5 hours is tanks doing tank things and the remaining 0.5 hour is fucking kawaii. You should still watch the TV series first though.

>>149342250
>It's just the enemy group singing Katyusha while doing nothing, replaced by tetris music. Not a big deal.
Each school has their own theme associated with them and which plays when they are involved (March of the British Grenadiers, Battle Hymn of the Republic, Funiculi Funicula, Panzerlied) and Katyusha is no exception. Katyusha as the theme of Pravda is an essential part of the school's cohesive identity that the creators intended.

And not just the singing, EVERY instance of instrumental Katyusha from then on is replaced by either silence or some random music. It's also used instrumentally at least a couple of times in the movie as a flourish to announce Pravda's presence, in which they replaced it with some random military sounding track.

So in the English version, Pravda is left without a single cohesive theme associated with them. That's a big deal.

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>>149339916
The white flag was triggered in the movie when it broke down.
>>149339988
This. It probably depends on how severe the damage is. If it isn't totally disabled or can be repaired in the match, there should be no white flag.

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I want to be looked after by Nina while I'm sick.

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>>149342332
>tanks riding in a straight line in the snow
>not "whole team singing together to bolster morale and instill fear upon their enemies"
Kindly insert a zulu Ixwa upon your ass and a British Pattern 1876 socket bayonet down through your urethra before going away never to return
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NuTaQsMNaE

>>149342359
Is it because 'murica hates the commies?

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>>149342474
>insert a zulu Ixwa upon your ass and a British Pattern 1876 socket bayonet down through your urethra
That's fucking hot mate.

>>149342479
No, because muh copyrights different from the rest of the world (USA being the ONLY country worldwide where Katyusha isn't in the public domain, for reasons TL;DR for me to write -must leave computer now- but that somebody will surely explain to you soon enough.)

>>149342479
It's because under the Uruguay Round Agreements Act (URAA), the music (which along with some other Russian works had previously had no copyright protection in the United States) became retroactively copyrighted to US in the US (thanks to Disney, this is is the life of the creator + 70 years).

It's not copyrighted in Japan though. I don't know if the TPP will change that.

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Does /ak/ love smelly girls?

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>>149342474
>insert a zulu Ixwa upon your ass
Ukelele, pls

>>149342274
Thanks for the reply. I'll look into all these dishes, I'm planning on going 2-3 weeks for some variety so I have plenty of time to try everything.

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>>149343383

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>>149342274
>so serve any French dish you like and have eclair, fondue and galette for dessert inb4 "l-lewd" jokes, I know

Just with cream, or also with strawberries on them?

>>149343346
Oh dear god I would do such things to her ass that she wouldn't be able to even let out a fart without help.

>>149343533
Chocolate

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Gentle ladies, how do we make senshado great again?

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>>149343272
yes, but not enough to do subs of them it seems

>>149343633
Throw RW into a ditch and wait for more Phase Erika.

>>149343272
Depend if she is smelly because of her swear produced by her hardwork then its fine, but if its because she is living unhygienic live then no its not fine.

>>149343733
No midgets in Ooarai

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>>149343633
Shizuka's first idea was to economize the uniforms, it seems.

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>>149343272
No.

Unless they're Leopons smelling of motor oil and lubricants, but that's only because we're thankful to them for keeping the tanks running.

>>149343654
YOU'RE FIRED!

>>149343773
Truly she's a great negotiator, she makes the best deals!

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>>149343594
Damn, now i have that image of Fondue licking chocolate from Eclair in my head.

Well the cast for the dub has been revealed:

http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-11-02/sentai-filmworks-reveals-girls-und-panzer-film-english-dub-cast/.108420

>Boko renamed as Punchy
As much as I like the dub (Come at me faggots) renaming Boko as Punchy is just fucking stupid

>>149343871
Renaming shit is an instant "shit tier dub" quality for me, regardless of voice acting quality.

What a shitshow.

Still curious what "operation bumpy" became

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>>149343753
Rude

>>149343871
>Boko is a pun of being punched
>Punchy is a pun of being punched
well, at least it keeps a mnimum of logic, even if doing it is a no-no.

>>149343821
You mean, her "chocolate"? That's lewd.

>>149343871
I hope they either don't change "TOTSUGEKI!!!" shout or change it into ALLAHUAKBAR!!!!

>>149343871
>Translating the names
That's already shit-tier localization.

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>>149344152
>change it into ALLAHUAKBAR!!!!
I would axially watch the dub if they did that

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>>149343871
Enjoy.

>>149343644
Dropped it for a combination of lack of time and lack of need. Vivid-GjM subs v1 were full of /k/ mistakes (worst offender beigng calling the Spee a Dreadnought), but I watched recently their v2 and they fixed most such errors, if not all. So in the end, there's no need to do it ourselves anymore. Just consider those the "/ak/-recomended option" for now.

When a 6-old calls you on the dreadnought thing, "but Dad, that's not a dreadnought, that's a pocket battleship, because its guns were just one inch short of being battleship sized, isn't that funny?", you know you doon goofed
Also yes, I know that's not the reason it was called pocket battleship, give her a break

>>149343346
>two ambushes, to top and rear
Clever

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>>149344087
I want to eat chocolate off of Katyusha's body

>>149344820
>you'll never have Nina taking a shit on Katyusha's chest then lick it off

>>149343871
>Olga Jankowski as Klara
They got an actual Russian VA? That's pretty good!
>>149344152
The scene where Nishi mishears koutai as totsugeki needs to make sense, so they'll probably change it.

>>149344919
Judging by surname she isn't Russian, but maybe Polish.

>>149344892
>Scat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujhImZbroIg

>>149344985
Close enough for us muricans

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Éclair is cute and she is also my wife!

>>149345178
Well, I've searched, there is no information about Jankowski, but there is information abot Jankowska/Jankowskaya.
She works in romany theatre in Moscow.
Jokes about stealing horses when.

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>>149345221
Eclair is the property of Erwin after winning her in glorious combat

>>149344985
Done some searching, we Pollacks have an actress called Olga Jankowska, she's playing in some shitty soap opera, but I highly doubt it's her.

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>>149344152
>yfw it is changed to BANZAAAAAAAAAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIZTL2E6YLs

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>>149345309
It's probably going to be changed to "Attack" for the sake of that one scene.

"Time. to. get. back."
"Time. to. a-ttack?"

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What did she mean by this? Is it a quirk of translation or was she actually calling herself a terrible soldier?

>>149345298
Fight me.

>>149345429
She is admitting that she is a bad soldier and she is only for breeding purpose

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I want a cute Russian secretary.

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>>149345758
I want a cute Russian loader

>>149345887
Would you drink hot chocolate on a cold day with her?

>>149345883
That's not an MKIV.

>>149345370
>"Time. to. get. back."
>"Time. to. a-ttack?"
That would actually be a VERY good job, even no need to change "charge!" into "attack!" for the rest of the movie (she can utter "Charge!" seconds later).
Not that I expect them to do a good job.

>>149345429
>>149345516
Standard Japanese military speeech is politely self-deprecating.

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>>149345966
Yes.

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>>149345298
Since this means she regularly gets near Miho, she probably could well live with that.

>>149346258
>>149346241
>>149345883
That's a Mark V tadpole tail, not Mark IV.

>>149346408
The admittedly possibly incorrect information I have suggests that it's a MK IV with a specific attachment referred to as a Tadpole as a makeshift experimental adaptation never used in combat, and that the MK V just had a longer chassis instead of using the addon

>>149343871
>try to research about Mika-nee VA
>she is a fucking nobody
MIKA-NEE DESERVE BETTER!!!!!

>>149346478
MK IV never had such experimental modifications.
But MK V had, he had and tadpole tail, but it was so uneffective that tank couldn't turn.
So they make MK V* and MK V**, which are extensions made from hulls of others tanks.

>>149346608
>MK IV never had such experimental modifications.
It looks like model makers never got the hint, because there's a ton of MK IV tadpole model kits.

The research I found suggests that the tadpole modification failed on both the Mk IV and Mk V anyway, because the tank ended up being too brittle to do what the extension was for, crossing trenches, so it's kind of moot either way.

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>Little Army 2 anime never
>best girls animated never

>>149347230
I want them to buy my body and use it to service them sexually

>>149347251
>tfw you will never be a gigolo to the guppies
>tfw you will never be paid to service the guppies sexually

Feels bad man

>>149347510
Imagine starting a gigolo service that travels from schoolship to schoolship, being used by the various girls on each team. I wonder which team spends the most on gigolos.

>>149347632
Anzio, where else do you think their budget goes?

>>149347230
>best girls
where?

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all right guys, time for raws.
As usual, starting with Upotte ch. 75

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>>149349022

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>>149349040

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>>149349069

>>149349022
Momo, raws are cool and shit, but, more TLs when?

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>>149349089

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>>149349114

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>>149349182

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>>149349217

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>>149349262

>>149349092
Just be patient senpai, in the meantime lets just enjoy raws.

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>>149349299

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>>149349344

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>>149349363
dat smug

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>>149349411

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>>149349521

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>>149349556
and done

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next up is GuP raburabu 43. Last months chapter for completion sake, as I only got the raws for it the other day

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>>149349682

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>>149349751

>>149349682
Huh, so Nishi got upgraded too, what?

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>>149349791

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>>149349825

>>149349825

Congratulations Fukuda, you are now... Triple Saori

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>>149349884

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>>149349917

I want to white phosphorus Erika

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>>149349969

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>>149350019

Me on the left.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=59787692

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>>149350044

>>149349978
Do you feel like a hero yet?

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>>149350091

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Another Eclair snip. Was it alreadey posted?

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>>149350134

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>>149350159

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>>149350243

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>>149349978
You mean "hug Erika", correct?

>>149350243

I have the feeling Hosomi is the troll of Chi-ha-tan

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and now for the new chapter 44

>>149350136
I think yes, but not yet translated.

>>149349978
id give erika my white phosphorus if you know what i mean

id do some war crimes on her if you know what i mean

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>>149350316

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>>149350381

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>>149350289
He meant "fug Erika".

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>>149350421

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>>149350483

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>>149350528

>>149350377
>you will never commit crimes with Erika
>you will never have wild sex fuel by the passion of murder and genocide

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>>149350555

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>>149350608

>>149350560
I think you confuse Erika and Shizuka.

>>149350338
Okay. The artist also did a bunch of snippets for GuP.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=804452

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I WANT THIS DOG

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>>149350837
But there are better dogs.

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>>149350644

>>149350867
I want to pet that dog

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>>149350966
and done now

>>149350867
I WANT THAT DOG

>>149350991
Thanks.

>>149350560
she'll never eat your steak
why even live

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>>149351218
I want to give Erika my meat too.

>>149350560
Thanks for remiding me that I'll never have psychopathic gf with genocidal tendencies you absolute bastard.

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>>149350560
I wonder, does Erika have any particular kinks?

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>>149351301

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>>149351301
I want to knead Erika's tits

>>149351438
Yes, she wants to get brutally raped by white man dressed as NKVD agent.

>>149350991
I want to make Pepperoni cry.

>>149351567
And comfort her after that?

>>149351523
I wonder what Yukari wants
NKVD or SS

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>>149351448
So Erika offers a good meal and her tits at the same time? She would make a great wife.

>>149350991
Thanks, Momo. Will you provide us GuP typesetters with something to work upon anytime soon?

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>>149351567
What terrible thing would even make this happy baka cry?

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>>149351438
petplay

>>149351647
Yukari wants Miho to rape and torture her in SS uniform, but Miho always wants to stuff Yukari in Boko suit on which Yukari can't agree because that would break her immersion.

>>149351710
Impregnate the Duce.

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My dick when inside of Erika
Ready to storm her womb

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>>149351438
Everything Maho wants, probably.

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>>149351992
It emits smoke?
You should see a doctor, anon.

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>>149351953
But that would make her an auntie Bakaroni, how is that terrible?