Is it possible to watch this without fapping?

By being gay

If you think getting through and episode of Keijo without fapping is difficult, I'd really like to see you try to read a single chapter of Tsugumomo.

>>149202674
>Tsugumomo
>middle schoolers
>no tits
Fuck you for getting my hopes up

>>149202470
Yes. It's called self-control.

>>149202674
I checked for this and hated it

it is not even sexy

>>149202632

this
I love ecchi anime (and games, like Senran Kagura) for some reason but I'm a huge faggot

>>149202674
no sane homosexual man can read a Tsugumomo chapter without busting a nut

>>149202470
Why is cirno in an anime?

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Keijo is hot-blooded sports, not fap material

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>>149205236
Cirno????????

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>>149202470
I live as proof that it is in fact, possible.
But it was a challenge.

not for me

>>149202470
Its easy. Just don't fap. I'm too busy laughing anyway

>>149202470
I haven't so far, let's see how the rest of show plays out.

>>149205351
Admit it. You masturbated BEFORE watching.

>>149202470
if you think that this show is anything other than a tense, cutting edge, pulse pounding sports drama, you're fucking garbage.

>>149205257
Can literally anything become published as a manga these days? A anime about ass and tits water sports...the fuck? What's next, giant sentient mechs working as hostesses?

Fairly easy if you don't have a D.

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>>149202470
Yes.

it's easy, you just have to not be a barely pubescent mexican

>>149202470
Its a lot less erotic than I expected it to be. The manga is kinda hot though.

>>149205257
>>149205442

This, its right up there with Prince of Tennis and Cross Game, and its not even halfway done yet.

>>149202470
>be me, masturbate two to three times at day.
>see Keijo.
>no fap to the show because the plot is too good.
>the fuck is wrong with me.

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>>149205421
And after

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Miyata is /bestgrill/.
She can bounce on your dick hundreds of times in a few seconds.
Poor girl deserved an anal massage after her last match.

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>>149205490
Miyata is FLAT and will NEVER be cute

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>>149205631

>>149202470

None of those girls are my type.

>>149202470
If you have high standards for fapping

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>>149205667

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>>149205920

>>149202470
Yes. I'm too busying laughing to have a chance to fap.

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>>149205920
it takes some real guts to follow one's instinct and try to "investigate" something that blew you away before

>>149202470
Sorry I don't fap to cartoons. I'm not a man-child.

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>>149206630

Up until recent episode, it was just silly fun.
Then titty hypnosis happened. Japs finally hit my most secret kink.

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>>149205570
>because the plot is too good.

How do you even fap to this? It's so ridiculous (in a good way) that the sex appeal just gets lost. Like KLK, for example.

>>149206692
Just one? Cheapstake.

>>149206805
Guessing this post and image is supposed to be ironic?

>>149202470
Yes. Fapping is disgusting.

>>149207641
I wouldn't be so optimistic considering the /co/ pic.

>>149205462
I'd watch that

I only fap to Softess girl Non. I can't get turn on by any other girl.

Yes, by not being underage.

>>149202593
Who is this?

It has been ages since I wondered what's the source.

>>149205920
>these aren't my glasses

>>149205803
I like my penis in good health; not snapped in two thank you very much.

>>149202470
It's just never occurred to me.

No room for the fapping between the being gobsmacked and the laughing.

>>149202470
There's nothing erotic about this anime.

>>149202470
Be a pedo

>>149205920
Why does Nozomi keep sticking her face in people's asses?
That's rude!

>>149202470
I don't fap to fanservice shows.

So you fap to regular shows about men?

>>149205462
Would watch/10

>>149208042
It's a Tim and Eric skit

>>149205631
Where did you got this? been searching for these images in decent size.

>>149205920
>:<

>>149209095

I'd do it too if I knew I could get away with it

>>149202470

The real question is why would you watch it without having the intention to fap in the first place.

Is this kino?

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>>149212799
Keijo!!!!!!!! is indeed kino

>>149209095
In an age where sports manga has been overrun by fujos it's too see a good role model for kids in Nozomi

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>>149205236
to check these 9s

>>149208042
It's spageht

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6uvN2r79-w

>>149219134
doesn't really sync up and goes on for too long

>>149221586
Most of the anime this season is trash. At least this one has likeable characters.

>>149215096
Good sir, your 9 is upside down.

>>149221586
>>>/v/

>>149221586
Ecchi anime is an integral part of the medium and as old as anime itself.

Are you perhaps one of those "anime should be dark, serious, smart, intellectual and realistic for people dark, serious, smart, intellectual and realistic like myself" hipsters, good sir?

>>149221699
CHECKED

>>149221586
holy fuck you're fucking cancer

the usual /a/ user has always enjoyed this kind of anime because is just fun stuff

neo/a/ enjoys shit like sao and rezero unironicaly, that's a real issue

>>149221792
>Are you perhaps one of those "anime should be dark, serious, smart, intellectual and realistic for people dark, serious, smart, intellectual and realistic like myself" hipsters, good sir?
Just because he doesn't like anime with no redeeming features apart from the fanservice doesn't make him an edgelord as you're trying to imply.
>Listing serious, smart, intellectual, and realistic as "hipster" features
Knee grow you what?

>>149215096
>>149221699
>>149221814
>No one checked >>149205299

>>149222127
>no redeeming features apart from the fanservice

Here's your (you) kid

>>149222185
Good one you sure showed me haha!

>>149221987
>hating re:zero to fit in
>calls others neo-/a/

I don't even get blood flowing to my penis from this. I really am enjoying it for the sport

>>149221987
>neo/a/ enjoys shit like sao
What are you talking about? /a/ hates SAO. How new are you?

I'm surprised how non sexual this show can be, considering its by Xebec, who made To Love Ru

>>149202470
>no bulge

stay down boy, these arent gods gifts

>>149222325
God doesn't give gifts to faggots.

>>149222325
>>149222371
>god

>>149222371
mad you cant accept gods gifts

>>149222400
go trim your neckbeard

>>149222434
But you're the one missing out, indicated by your disappointment at them not having bulges. As expect of a faggot to make a retarded argument.

Post some ASSCALIBUR.

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>fapping to a sport anime
Are you one of those desperate losers that fap to volleyball girls? Keijo is about the struggles of being an athlete and I hope we'll be able to watch it at Tokyo 2020 Olympics. Don't tell me you wouldn't participate!

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I can't fap while watching. I also have trouble doing it while reading hentai; every time I go on sad panda I just end up reading an h doujin without doing anything as if it were some shonen manga. I only get off to shit on gelbooru, /e/, /h/, etc

>>149205678
Kek. I was in that thread

>>149208158
>doesn't train his penis to be able to defeat the vacuum butt
This is why male Keijo will never be a thing.

>>149202470
It isn't really ecchi, the same way Kill la Kill fanservice was more of a joke and a statement than a real sexual tease.

>>149224015
Truth is, they added more fanservice to the anime as bait. The manga doesnt have nearly as much fanservice, and its not cheap about it

>>149205462
>anon thinking this is an outlandish and unwatchable idea

Fuck you, give me.

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I'm too busy laughing instead. Just when I thought it couldn't get more ridiculous than last episode.

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>>149205257
That would be an amazing manga.

>>149205462
literally /m/'s wetdream

>>149202902
>hating on flat-chested middle schoolers
Well they're not lolis, but do you you know where you are?

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>>149202470
Yes but my dick becomes diamonds. You need a mind of steel. Though it's not as bad as watching Okusama ga Seitokaicho.

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>>149224940
Man I lost my shit at this part
I laughed so much

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Men, our rule 63 of Free has final come.

Who is the gayest keijo?

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>>149225724

>>149225770
She reminds me of that chick from Ben-To

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>>149225797
Keijo doesn't exactly have the most unique character designs

>>149225797
She's a Miki / Shaga clone.

>>149225888
CUTE

Nope

>>149205462
> Not wanting an anime about giant cute mech girls doing cute mech girl things

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>>149202470
Not when Miyata is around.

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Is this show a deconstruction of the sports genre?

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>>149222127
>with no redeeming features apart from the fanservice

>>149202470
This show is a disgrace to anime.

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>>149222643

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>>149205920
Do girls really put deodorant on their assholes?

>>149226723
The best girl.

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>>149226814
Agreed.

>>149226723
>>149226863
HOLY ASS!

Does anywhere actually have the first 9 volumes of Keijo available to download? Apart from Kirei Cake's site which only has 10 and up the other groups who have scanlated it before them seem to have taken it down. I really don't want to read it on some crappy manga reader site.

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>>149226163
probably

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>>149225888
you can say that again

Not that hard for me. It's far too silly and the character designs are really bland.
Still enjoy watching.

>>149226806
i don't think it's like directly in there
but i'm not a girl so i don't know

>>149208751
This, really.

>>149226863
>heterochromia meme
dropped

>>149227068
>calling every random thing a meme
nice meme

>>149227068
it's probably an eye power since this is like the big leagues of a shonen battle manga

>>149202470

By not being a horny teenager.

>>149202470
Yes there's way too much muscle.

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>>149226163
>deconstruction

>>149225365
Man all I could think of was ninja slayer and gratuitous amounts of DOMO! and NAMU AMIDA BUTSU!

>>149226163
No it's a reconstruction of it after it was raped by fujoshitters

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I need the webm of Aoba's butt bouncing out of her hiked up swimsuit

ASSCALIBUR A BEST!

A BEST!

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>>149202902
>>149202902
complaining about:
>middle schoolers
>no tits
Are you sure you're an /a/non?

>>149225888
>houki
>cirno
>miki
>chitoge
Anyone else I'm missing?

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>>149228899
Nozomi you absolute madwomen!!!!!!!!!

>>149229305
*woman

>>149229269
cirno's mom is youmu

>>149229305
>forever 18

She would've been at least 19 by this point lol

>>149202470
Is it possible to watch this if you arent a virgin loser?

>>149229305
What did she say??

>>149229305
Why do the men seem so much better drawn than the chicks in a series that's primarily about the latter?

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>>149229470
(You)

>>149229382
you new or somethin'?

>>149229382
fuck off normie RWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149229450
Nozomi basically did something shounen like and declared in front of a huge crowd of people that she will surpass Asscalibur girl, who's number 1 player in Japan.

>check the authors previous works
>his only other work was a manga about an exorcist who banishes demons by groping tits of possessed women

>>149229532
I'm not even shitposting, all the men in that pic have some decently detailed facial expressions, while the girls get no noses, giraffe necks, and asscalibur girl has a skull shaped like a perfect lightbulb.

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>>149229628
where is problem friend?

>>149229723
how's prison?

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>>149229723
Wow.

I watch this cos I like my hype sports anime with my h-hayai moments. I don't see how anyone can fap to this show or even get hard watching this.

>>149229382
It's sad that you have to ask, virginboy, but know that the show is entertaining to nonvirgins too. Can a virgin even appreciate the sportmanship of the girls? He (or she, aquatics is popular amongst 3DPD lesbians, so I guess they'd like Keijo too) would probably be too consumed by fapping to realize he's watching the best female sport anime of decade. Your virginity poisoned your taste and you need to get rid of it as soon as possible and then watch Keijo with your girlfriend. And persuade her to start Keijo league.

>>149229305
Did she actually challenged ASSCALIBUR?

>>149230918
Yes. Police will soon arrive at your door.

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>>149205257
That hasn't stopped girls before.

>>149202470
It is. I've yet to do so, and it's got practically no porn worth getting off to.

>>149205631
That would break it, or at the very least give you the worst chaffing you've ever had in your life, or if neither of those happened, you'd never be able to fap again cause your dick would be too sensitive from having the nerves overloaded.

>>149230918
Yep, it's a kiddie porn anime about 18 year old little girls.
Dumb bitch who wrote that article didn't pay attention to the first thing she ever says in the anime: "My name is Kaminashi Nozomi, 18 years old."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSG1QlnVm0U

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>>149205678
Too bad. Nozomi is mine.

>>149231396
t. fujosaki

>>149222924
I don't recognize this one. What is it?

>>149202470
yes I believe you can but you would need all the patience and lifetime training of a Trappist Monk, or a very large and possibly lethal mug of the strongest bromide you can lay your hands on.

>>149232608

blackadder pls

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>>149202470
not whilst Non is so soft

I'm angry that Keijo!!!!!!! isn't a real sport. It'd be the perfect event for summer anime conventions.

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>>149231771

>>149202470
yes.
become a fag.

>>149202470
yes, by being super hype of the shonen sports balls to the walls action aspect

>>149230295
Yes she did >>149229591

>>149202470

Just fap first.

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>>149202470
I have a similar problem with Senran Kagura. I could play a couple of levels, but the lewdness gets to me after a while.

>>149237614
But that is the point no ?

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>>149202470
I have yet to do succeed at that. Mostly thanks to Aoba.

>>149205502
>mexican
why that specific nationality?

>>149202470
By not being a horny teenager.

Medical science chimes in.

Impacts and other forceful trauma delivered to the female bosom is proven to signficantly increase the risk of breast cancer, a serious illness that often results in amputation (called masectomy) or even death. That's why lady boxers wear shock absorber bras and even with that, there is talk about cancelling the whole sport due to unmanageable risk.

Therefore it is well-advised to put a short notice in this article, stating Keijo8 isn't just a fictional boob-martial arts farce but a dangerous and potentially lethal one. Hopefully that would deter some selfie-era morons from replicating it in real life just to gain YT views.
92.52.236.216 (talk) 22:44, 8 October 2016 (UTC)

>>149238927
That proves that butts are superior to breasts.

>>149238927
>replicating it in real life just to gain YT views
Faggots like that deserve all the cancer they get.

>>149239096
No, as that would be original research.
Supergodzilla2090 (talk) 23:25, 8 October 2016 (UTC)

>>149202470
I have no desire to sully myself by such filthy methods.
This series does nothing to convince me this is not the righteous path.

>>149232148
Uwabaki no Nioi no Kitsui Otokonoko Couple

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Why is Miyata so erotic?

>>149226806
I do put it on my underbutt and underboobs. I just sweat a lot, and I like to avoid 'swamp ass'.

I watch it then I fap. Does that count?

>>149239660
Best girl.

Also, did anyone else here go in fully expecting to hate the show, only to find out they actually like it? I ended up reading the manga and now I want more.

Will these threads ever stop attracting the most obvious b8?

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>>149205462

aight id watch that tho

>came in expecting shameless T&A
>get intense sport with entertaining amount of thought actually put into it, hotblooded battles, intense powers, relatable ambitions, best girls

>>149239685
this shouldnt give me a boner

>>149239754
No, because the manga had threads all the time before the anime was even announced. Also, I'm not a faggot who's afraid of T&A on my Mongolian cave paintings.

>>149239917
>>149239685
>>>/soc/

>>149229591
THE ABSOLUTE MAD WOMAN

I read ahead of that chapter, does her declaration get an article in a magazine? then all her other keijo classmates read it right?

>>149202470

Just because it's fan service doesn't mean that it's good fan service. Keijo isn't particularly arousing in that regard.

>>149202470
>Is it possible to watch this without fapping?
Yes, only if you are 14 you should find it hard not to fap while watching.

>>149239754
I hate TnA animes but there was so much ecchi that I started to ignore it and enjoyed the action. Now I want Keijo to be real sport.

>>149239754
No, because I like to form my own opinions and dont judge shows before watching them

>>149206438
What did she mean by this?

>>149202470
Yeah it's called being over the age of 18.

>>149202470
There's nothing to fap to, just cheap skin.