you missed one
Tanuki is cuter with the lack of Japanese he knows.
Right all day everyday.
Left is ugly, right makes me want to procreate.
You do realize fujos, by definition, ship two male characters together? Not even shotacons would be into the tanuki, that'd be toddlercon. Only a tiny, tiny minority of fans would be into that, nowhere near enough to call this fujoshit.
You're probably one of those retards who think literally anything aimed at girls is fujoshit.
fuck you. Her tantrums made the show.