Would you help an old hag left behind by her own generation

Nah

If she was a christmas cake, yes.

>>149141452
penetrate her

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Please don't disrespect the cakes OP.

>>149141644
But this is a MILF with a JK daughter.

>>149141709
But that's obviously a college student

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>>149141452
Are cakes still cakes after 40?

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>>149141733
I don't see why not. Cake refers to a minimum age, not a maximum age.

>>149141728
She's a mom that wears a high school uniform for her TV performances.

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>>149141709
You are correct but we can all appreciate older women.

>>149141452
They are too close to the end of their shelf life.

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>>149141760
I agree. My waifu is a cake.

>>149141830
Not a cake not a virgin and has a lover.

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>>149141829
As long as it still tastes good!

>>149141851
Over 25 is cake
Virgin: Don't care
Lover: Dead

>>149141860
Your tastes are objectively shit, but don't let me stop you.

>>149141880
>Lover: Dead
Unconfirmed and the only person who knows is a vegetable.

>>149141937
Wonder how many fat men had his way with her.

>>149141980
None? Reason she's like that is exactly because no one is taking her

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Would you this cake butt?

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>>149141999

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>>149142061
Nope. I'll go for the superior cake.

>>149142064
why is machi so cute?

>>149142106
She's not a cake.

>>149142081
She's not into "your kind".

>>149141452
>punching below your weight

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What's your fantasy?
Making a cake happy, or NTRing a young wife?

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>>149142290
The latter

What is the secret behind KyoAnus's godtier MILFs ?

>>149142332
Take a wild guess what that company mainly consists of

>>149142290
>NTRing a young wife
You mean like fucking her husband in the ass?
Well fuck, I thibk I have a new fetish now.

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You wouldn't stand up a cake on Christmas Eve...
...would you?

>>149142290

>NTR

horrible

>>149141733
No. 35 and over are Jukujo.

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>>149142285
What you need to understand is that the only loyal women are the ones who are afraid you can do better. A woman who's in your league or above it will expect to be treated like a princess. On the other hand you can always put pressure on a woman below your league (or who percieves herself to be below it due to age or other factors) noting how cute some younger girls are. She will try to catch up to the competition because she knows you can do better. This is also why you shouldn't get married: divorce courts will always side with her, so she no longer has to fear your departure and therefore no longer needs to put any effort into keeping you. Unless you live in a non-retarded Slav country or something.

>>149142418
This is a strong argument. Sadly those conditions aren't purely satisfied by cakedom. It had given me a new perspective though. Supposedly my country is 'less' retarded about divorce. I can see it getting worse though as our culture decays. Being an American satellite sucks

>>149141860
Sauce? Google returns some chinese 4chan

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>>149142700
Phantom World OVA.

>>149142396
But isn't that like the tradition or something?

>>149141880
WTF? Last month in cake threads the minimum was set to 26 when everyone assumed it was 30. The age for cakes literally keeps getting lower every month in these threads. Eventually any girl older than loli age will be considered a cake at this rate.

>>149144248

Cake is probably 28+ imho. Old enough to be 10 years your senior after you finish high school but young enough to not look weird around high schoolers.

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>>149142290
>Her husbands cheating on her
>You help her retaliate, and she gets with you afterwards
I can only hope that's what you meant, otherwise that's pretty gay, nigga

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>>149144248
>Christmas cake
>Christmas falls on the 25th
The lower limit is pretty clear, mate.

>when everyone assumed it was 30
I think you're thinking of New Years Noodles, which is replacing Christmas cake (which is a bigger thing in anime than in modern day Japan).
http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/feat/archives/2007/07/20/2003370521

I don't understand the confusion when the terms are pretty self-explanatory.

>>149141452
Sure

>>149141937
I would eat those expired goods until I throw up

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>>149145293
No, no, no. If there's any throwing to be involved...

>>149145316
I would be below to catch her with my dick

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>>149141937

>>149141452
>tfw you are the old hag(male) now

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>>149141760
She is so cute

>>149141733
>over 40
I dont have a reaction image disgusted enough for this

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yes, hmanga when

Older women are only good if they're sexually experienced. Virgin christmas cakes are pointless, they offer nothing over high school girls

>>149145468
>>149141760
She's not even old, she's just older than the high school MC.

>>149145316
wat

>>149141452
Doujins when
Hell, just a lewd pic will do.

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Christmas Cakes are a miracle of the universe.

Let's face it, the cake eaters in this thread like cakes only because they're within the same age range now.

>>149146013
Yes, and?

>>149145827
Not too many for the franchise unfortunately.

This is the best one imo https://exhentai.org/g/970707/40a4ad883f/

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Remember her /a/?

>>149146150
I want to pay for her "services".

>>149146150
She has a kid in high school, and she's perfectly content being drunk and attended to by her son.

>>149146013
Actually it's because they look literally the same as your average anime highschool girl only some of them have lips drawn on.

>>149146150
best cake

>>149146389
>cake

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>>149141830

I see you and I both have the same taste in cakes. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

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ITT: anyone over 25 is apparently a cake, regardless of having a child or being a virgin.

>>149146595
erm, is there a thing of male cake?

>>149146639
Wizard?

>>149146639
no, every men over 18 is expected to have mastered the art of seducing women.

>>149146595
This.

I remember a time when terms have well-defined meanings. These days milfs and cakes are interchangeable, everything is an 'app', and anything remotely unfunny is a meme.

>>149146678
Meme means everything these days though.

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>>149148577
You disgust me

>>149146595
I guess cake just mean older woman on /a/ nowadays.

I don't understand why it's so hard to get, it's not a hard concept.

>Is she a woman?
>Is she over 25?
>Is she unmarried
Cake.

Easy.

>>149141452
Is this a hypothetical question or a request, OP?

>>149141733
They're fossils.

>>149144248
its been 25 for years.

>tfw no depressed cake onee-chan to comfort and make happy

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Where would you take a cake on your first date?

>>149149298
Bowling.

>>149149298

Home after a night of way too much drinking.

>>149149284
tfw the cake is your imouto at this point

>>149149341
That's even better. Two outcasts finding the fruit of forbidden love

>>149141452
>older than cakes

what did i do with my life, when did they turn into young girls

>>149149380
my imouto ins't christmas cake. I was mostly referring to the fact he called the christmas cake onee-chan. I'm old friendo™

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>You will never be the love of a lifetime for a lonely cake teacher
I want to die

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>>149149613
Cheap beer, sadness, lonelyness, and sometimes cigarettes

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>>149149683
>that series
Please no.

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>>149149651
That one is high level lewd tho.

>>149149683
That sounds a lot like me. Am I a cake?

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>>149141452
>christmas cakes
>minority of shows has cakes as actual MCs and in the action genre
>majority are just generic "i want a romantic partner ;_;" ara-ara shit with beta MCs

fuck you japan, fuck you

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>>149149820
Senseis are usually lewd creatures, especially when they're unmarried cakes

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I like moms more.

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>>149141452
My place or yours?

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>>149141452
mom or cakes?

>>149149905
>graduating cakes
How does that work? Marry all of them?

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>>149149955
Both are great. I prefer moms who have sex with their sons.

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>>149149963
Why not?

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>>149149955
Mom butt is the sexiest.

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post HUGE cakes

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I want cake butt on my face.

>>149141452
Yes

I'm 24 anyway so I'm almost that age myself

>>149149833

Do you have a femenine penis?

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Moms belong to their sons. They're for them to claim.

don't ruin a perfectly good cake thread with incest

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>>149141452
Cakes are for relentless tormenting and bullying, especially the ones that still try to act like a cutesy moe loli or teenager when they just can't accept the fact that those days are forever over for them.

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>>149150628
who is your favorite christmas cake?
pic related for me.

>Cakes are just single women of my age
Not sure how I feel about this.

>>149150765
my high school physics teacher. she was 25 when i was 18. she was a fencer and had a lithe, supple, and perfectly proportioned body. i ran into her a lot outside of school where she liked to wear tiny ass-hugging jeans and tight tshirts. i never even tried for the cake though.

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>>149149298

Bookshop, don't care if it's second hand or regular chain, then we'd walk along a nice snow covered park drinking coffee we'd bought discussing her purchases. If it is poetry then I'd like her to read me some on a bench when I lay my head on her lap.

>>149149683
You telling me I'm a cake?

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>>149150338
>untranslated
Everytime, worst way to blue ball someone.

>>149150578
Disgusting.

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What is your opinion on dominant cake?

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>>149151371
Slovenly cakes are the best.

>>149151812
I want my christmas cake to tease me constantly and I would just let them have their way with me. They aren't in control of their lives so may as well let them pretend they've got control in the bedroom.

>>149151952

Would you and Nene double date with me and Yomiko?

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Ass.

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>>149151371
>>149152007
Actually Yomiko is my waifu. Someone just posted this pic while I was asleep, but I posted her first.
>>149141830

>>149151812
That guys expression in the first panel says it all.

>>149145979
Bruh, who's the artist? It has that 80s hair look, but the rest looks more recent.

Kei Sasuga?

>>149142290
>tfw you are the same age as the average cake now
>tfw having a relationship with cake would just mean having a relationship with someone of the same age or slightly younger

Would be the same

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This is your personal assistant from now on.

>>149152402
>ASSistant
Great, so when does that whole anilingus thing start?

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Chocolate cake.

>>149141733
Yes, but you wouldn't eat a cake that's been in the freezer for more than 15 days, would you?

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>>149152554
Now.

>>149149895

Ah, this is one of those releases scrubbed from the rest of the internet just so Fakku can keep their mitts on it. If you're interested, the source is [BoBoBo] Don't Stop, Adachi-sensei -- you can find it in the 801-900 Fakku dump on nyaa:

https://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=2156544

>>149152665
>scrubbed from the rest of the internet

Cakes are only okay if they are virgin.

If they're used, they can fuck right off.

>>149152123
She looks like the teacher from B Gata H Kei

>>149152665
Still can get the raws on ex, though.

>>149152929

That's how it goes for a lot of artists licensed by Fakku. Their work gets removed from a lot of other sites like nhentai and sadpanda, just to encourage people to buy a subscription (or use nyaa torrents).

>>149153987
How long before they shutdown nyaa?

>>149154722
Don't be silly anon, she is married to you

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>>149149955
Moms are just cakes who graduated.

>>149154044

Nyaa is practically an institution. Pirate Bay would shut down for real as soon as Nyaa did.

>>149149341
>>149149284
>unironically still not having fucked your sister after 25+ years
You failed.

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>28 years old
>still browsing /a/

These threads give me hope of finding love in this lifetime.

Holy shit I just depressed myself.

>>149150051
Allegro's milfs are divine

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>>149141937
Becky is crazy.

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MILF reverse rape!

>>149156048
That could be just an innocent kiss between mother and son.

>>149156048
Tell me more about this

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>>149156048

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>>149156872
filename

>>149157002
I thought that show was ass?

>>149157479
It is, but as usual KyoAni draws nice cakes and milfs.

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>>149157556

>>149145721
Except they are much more insecure and fragile and therefore the bonds you form will be inseperable, unlike high school girls who will leave you at the drop of a hat. Christmas Cakes are forever.

Too much cobweb pussies ITT

>>149157856
U wot

>>149141860
>>149141746
>>149141733
>>149142290
Good God, how does Kyoani do this?

>>149157556
Do the cakes/milfs show up often in the show?

>>149158672
No. The glasses cake is minor throughout the show and the others are only in the last couple episodes

>>149142290
My ultimate fantasy?
> Find a lonely cake who's bitter and cynical and doesn't think she'll ever find love
> We become friends and slowly something more
> Show her that she can be happy again
And in the process give some meaning and purpose to my life

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>>149157002
>>149158672
Not often enough!
But it's worth a watch just for the eye candy if you have the time to kill.

>>149142290

Becoming a househusband to an alpha, workaholic cake who desires nothing more than coming home to my home cooked meals, footrubs and preparing some tea for her. And if we're feeling a little adventurous on one of her days off, hot, passionate love making without protection on one of her non-safe days.

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>>149159205
Good taste.
Ore x Yome pretty much describes my ideal relationship in as far as it's realistic. Something like Witch Craft Works would be ideal if we keep realism out of consideration

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>>149159648
>Married the cake, and not his girlfriend
Man, I loved Ore x Yome

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>>149146595
Did Cake necessarily require virginity?

I thought it just meant unmarried by 25, like a spinster.

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>>149160281
Just has to be unmarried. Virginity is a bonus

>tfw I'll never be a hot big titted milf with a cute horny teen son lusting after her
Why do I live?

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>When the cake loses

>>149142290
At my age and with my hardy Western physique I can only self insert as the bull in doujins.

It is what it is.

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>>149160503
>When the cake wins

>>149141880
>mfw i'm already a male cake
>mfw no face

>>149161491
Males don't become cakes. They become Wizards.

>>149162052
>tfw got too drunk once and got wizardry robbed
And I can't even fucking remember if it was good

>>149145316
are they gay?

>>149162052
>women become delicious stuff, but close to expiration date
>men become creepy weirdos with pointy hats

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>>149162165
>doesn't want to be a weirdo with a pointy hat
What a fag.

So I may or may not know someone working on a christmas cake VN. What do you want to see in it?

>>149162373
A lot of things the person you don't know will not be able to deilver on:
Writing better than the rest of the Westernshit VNs.
Art that doesn't look straight out of tumblr.
etc.

>>149162373
A femdom cake who rapes you and turns you into her househusband

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>>149142396
I would never do anything to hurt Sawa-chan-sensei

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>>149162373
This is their art.

>>149162512
>>149162621

>>149162373
A bored cake cheating on her husbando.

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>>149162199

GLORIUS

>tfw you're older than christmas cakes

what do i do?

>>149162373
Ear cleaning scene.

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>serialization never

>>149162373
The entire plot of "Amorous Professor Cherry".

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>>149162373
>An overworked office lady cake who just wants a househusband
>A qt plump wannabe-housewife cake that cooks delicious meals and cakes
>A bitter loner who hates men because she believes all they want is a young, tight pussy to fuck

>>149162373
Write a pseudo neet cake like the one in 'the private report on my lesbian experience with lonelinesd'.

Are there really smoking hot women over the age of 25 that can't get laid because Japanese men dismiss them as too old?

>>149162909
>loneliness
Fixed. Also give her a happy ending.

>>149150018
could you by any chance provide source?

>expected christmas cakes to become more popular as the otaku of the 00s get older
>still moeshit

It's going to happen at some point right? I want my real cake harem series.

>>149141452
As long as she helps me feel like a shota again.

>>149162910
No.

>>149141999
only in anime universe a woman like her gets no D

>>149152063
Sauce pls google shitting itself

>Draw young anime girl
>Call her an old lady

every time.

>>149164725
Anyone know the name of this?

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>>149166023
>You will never cuddle with a cake after car sex

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>>149166153
This should help with the search.

>>149166023
Is this an OVA?

>>149166241
dog bless

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>>149166023
Goodness

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>>149166480

>>149141733
Rancid cakes but still cakes.

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>>149166555
Dub-trips speak truth, Sensei is indeed an absolute fucking best

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>>149166555
>>149166634
Has there EVER been a sensei that wasn't best girl? Ever?

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>>149166728
No, it's a rule. All senseis are best girl

>>149163058
[Fukumaaya] Ari no Mama Kyouiku

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I have a fetish for evil/creepy older ladies, there is something very erotic about them.

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What about a cake who's also an onee-san?

>>149142290
Making a cake happy, duh.

Though cakes are actually younger than me now. fml.

>>149158908
So it's your absolution you seek in the end, not hers.

>>149142358
That's...actually really depressing.

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>>149160503
You could tell it was coming a mile away, yet I still kept reading.

Why?

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>>149149820
>>149166555
>>149166634
Disregard classmates, acquire teacher.

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>>149168437

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>>149162373
I will pay money for this.

I'm a 20 year old with a 26 year old girlfriend.
I was 18 when I met her, so she wasn't quite cake but nearly.

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>>149168578
Ultimately she's better off, anon.

What she wanted was an unhealthy relationship. She deserved so much better than to be some second rate sugar mama.

Also, her friend was Best fucking Girl.

>>149160503
>hoped mc would change and become the better man she deserves
>the pain
;_;

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>>149162139

Two current theories on Bekki's unpopularity

* She has Trimethylaminuria (aka Fish Odor Syndrome) which would explain why she was so miserable in flashbacks. Alternatively, she has poor-ass hygiene (pic related)

* The other theory is that there is a "beauty filter" in the anime so the audience doesn't see what she really looks like except for at the end of one episode when she is singng

>>149162910
Hah, no.

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>>149168991
>>149169168

>tfw I tried visiting art galleries for a few weeks after finishing the manga, hoping I'd find a cute, cultured cake.

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>>149162910
>smoking hot
>Japan

Nope.

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>>149168842
Good god

When will Kyoani deliver on that Christmas Cake anime?

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>>149170292

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>>149170440
Which would make the better threesome?

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>>149170481
The dark skinned one and sensei, of course

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>>149142290
I want to cuck a deadbeat husband out of his solid 7/10 cake wife and have that nigga pay the alimony.

>>149155302
>28

Shit man what happened?

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>>149170630
I want Shizuka and Suzune from Triage X

>>149170780
I want a 7/10 wife to use me to get back at her cheating husband, only for her to end up falling in love with me

>>149142290
I want to be the special someone that saves a lonely cake fro complete disrepair.
The notion that someone would love me simply because I love them makes my heart go aflutter.

>>149162373
A short-haired genki tomboy cake.

>>149162373
A tall, muscular woman

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>You can never be the young man who helps the Cake find love

>You're almost of Cake age

>>149145347
Has this manga been completed translated? I remember watching the anime a few years ago.

>>149169227
post webm of said scene?

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>>149172001
>almost

>tfw cakes are now people the same age
>still neet
end it all

>>149167010
sauce? style looks like heavy bunny addiction

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>>149172490
You said it pal! I'm long past the point of "almost".

>>149172001
>almost

Being a reliable older guy whom younger girls look up to as their hero is my fetish. Wouldn't have it any other way.

>>149156048
Dem hips tho

>you'll never make a cake feel like a young woman again by choosing her over the "younger, prettier girls"

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>>149146595
>kiss-shot was a canon cake pre vampirism

>>149152197
Right there with you; 28 in December and a fresh cake would be younger than me at this point.

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>All these old fucks who will never give a cake the love she needs (from a younger man, that is)
Man, it's great being in my early 20's

>>149173622
I'll be cake+1 tomorrow...

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>>149173781
>Man, it's great being in my early 20's
Hahaha

>>149173781
You'll be christmas KFC soon, /a/non.

>>149173811
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Good luck in your search to graduate from cake-dom

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>>149173876
>>149173836
Yeah, but i'm not yet. 4 more years to find a cake of my own

Why are people confusing cakes with milfs?

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Can robots be cakes?

>>149175462
Both are used goods.

>>149175796
That's not true, there are plenty of cakes who are still virgins.

Hell you can be a MILF and still be a virgin. What with adoption or crazy anime magic.

>>149175844
Usually in anime, it's them taking in their relatives kids and so on.

>>149175735
Can robots be?

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>>149176010
Be indeed.

>I will be a man-cake in 6 years
really makes me think

>>149172001
It's weird that even though I'm above the Christmas Cake age when I think of those types of characters they still feel like an "older" woman.

>>149176320
I don't think it works like that family

>>149141760
>all the "older" women in animu are same age or younger than you
Kill me.

>>149176320
Mid twenties is the optimal male age

I like stale cakes more than lolis.

>>149167010
Wew

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For which gender does sexual experience counts the most?

>>149162139
It's obviously because Abe has brainwashed the Japanese into wanting to have sex with middle schoolers because of muh fertility.

>>149177425
do you even need to ask

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>>149172373
No.

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>>149168830
Best cakes ever (though they may not even be cakes yet).

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>when you are a cake

I want to a cakes legs

I want to eat a cake out

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Where do cakes hide? I want to marry one.

you want to know true suffering,

when you get old, and Christmas cakes are now younger girls

but only 50 year old women flirt with you

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Also what is the greatest Moment in the History of Christmas Cakes

THIS CHAPTER

THE CAKE WINS

>>149179400
>>149179457
yes

>>149149895
THICC
H
I
C
C

>>149152063
Can someone sauce me up.
I tried all the tools.

>>149162373
Military cake, Please.
and make her THICC

>get on sadpanda for milf
>it's quite literal in it's search
>the shit I put up with

>>149172001
Joke's on you. That's even better.

>you will never make up for lost time with a similarly-aged cake who has just as little experience as you, juggling work and life

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>>149142290
>NTRing a young wife?
So, having sex with her husband?

>>149170821

24 virgo desu ne reporting in.

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>>149141760
>>149145468
Amanee a qt

>>149141644

>Ledouche mixing up cakes and milfs

Sasuga

>>149141452
What is the tag for cakes on sadpanda?

>>149188084
netorare

>>149188084

I just use milf, tall girl or the office suit tag Sometimes teacher works too.

>>149173931
Newfag here, what's with this christmas cake related London meme?

>>149173781
Aging cannot be stopped anon.

Even the kingliest of Byrons will be layed low.

I thought too, then, that the 30s was very far away.

>>149175735
>>149176010
>>149176183
Cakeism is more than just an age. It's a mindset.

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>>149188084
I just use milf and mother tags. Though the second one will lead you to mostly incest. But vanilla mother/son stories are the best.

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>>149172001

>>149150338
sauce? i could not find anything on google or the other thing

Are you white?

>>149188613
>She can't stop blushing on the last page, despite saying she can't remember shit
>She's going out drinking again
I wonder how long it will take for her to be honest

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>>149188613
>Kid is on the verge of tears
>Mother leaves before he goes to school and probably won't come back until after dark
>She just tells him to grow up rather than give him affection
Single mothers are the worst. The absolute worst.

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spoopy cakes

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>>149188874
She gets a LOT better. She just has issues being honest

>>149188920
>better
Still looks like an alcoholic that abandons her child to me. Not even fucking weekends holy shit what a cunt.
>B-but muh bills though
If she can't even take the time to raise her own fucking child, she might as well give him up for adoption.

Yes, I mad. Not even my office lady fetish redeems this shit.

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>>149188900
I always wondered what was up with the ending to this series? Did the driver lady kill him because he wasn't a shota anymore?

>>149188418
People post it when they think an anon is a girl. I believe it was originally a /fit/ meme from some guy who always asked girls if they were in London

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>>149189018
>f she can't even take the time to raise her own fucking child, she might as well give him up for adoption.

Judging from what happened, she might be raising another child soon, if you know what I mean.

>>149188900
>>149189027
animu soon

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>>149189027
Man, there's something genuinely spooky about this image. They usually don't get me like this one does.

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>>149188874
kuso mothers are the best tho

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>>149189027
Seems like it. I guess for kids she's a beautiful lady but for adults she's a horrifying monster. I don't think it ever got fully translated so hopefully we fiund out when the adaptation gets subbed.

>>149189192
>Once a slut, always a slut

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>>149189317
I want to share a meal with a lonely keiki.

Any cake recommendations?

>>149189538
Cheese Cake is my favorite.

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>>149189538
Anything Kyoani is a good start.

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>>149189192
>using snot as lube
>pretty sure there's also vomit/scat in it too

It's 50% good vanilla and 50% degenerate fetish pandering with this guy