Call me Euler, anon.

>>149105671
How much?

>>149105671
You're Euler

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>>149105671
But I always called you that my angel Euler.

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>>149105671
GSC figure when Euler?

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>>149105671
Can't wait to see AkibaStrip to see if they will animate all endings.

I wouldnt mind using the pythagorean theorem to solve the three sides of her triangle if you get what I mean

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>>149105671
Okay, Oikora-san.

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>>149107929
Slan-der me!

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rather call you cocksleeve

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>>149108149
Weird nickname for the purest Monogatari girl.

>>149108229
You know what kind of "pummeling" her father gave her.

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>>149108245
The educational type, not the sexual one.

>>149105671
I'd oil 'er, if u know what I mean

>>149108392
I'd sum inside her for the purpose of multiplication, if you know what I mean.

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>>149109401
I wonder why she uses a torn pantyhose with her normal clothes when she has a good one she uses with the school uniform.

Unless it tore when she fell, so Senjougahara also made her lose her only good pantyhose.

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>>149106917
>still no high quality Owari end cards

IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>149109677
The first half BD is out in the US, unfortunately not in a store that ships outside of it for me to even think of getting it, but it shouldn't be hard for people to scan.

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>>149105671
You ain't no Euler.

>>149108124
Follow the buzzards.

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>>149109905
Euler is just an affectionate nickname that her good friends can use to make her happy and show they care about her. She knows she isn't as good of a mathematician yet.

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>>149110093
>Sodachi
>friends

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>>149110128
She will eventually be drowning in friends when they can see her beautiful and kind personality.

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>>149110209
>Sodachi
>beautiful personality

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>>149110282
Your words can't be trusted, when you say that your senpai promised to buy you expensive sushi when he clearly didn't.

Shouldn't you be bullying Araragi anyway?

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>>149110093
>friends

Those faceless old men don't count.

>After all, even with that, I’m perfectly all right.

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>>149110652
Says the girl with like 2 friends and one boyfriend that cheat on her on every opportunity.

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>>149110728
Yes, she has a smartphone now. She can just call the police there with easy.

>>149107800
I want to get a good look at those trig idenTities if you catch my drift

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New Math is better

>>149110093
>implying she'd ever be as good as Euler

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>>149111137
Don't you mean old math? Sodachi is still relevant for Nisio.

>>149111506
THICK twintails

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>>149113134
Beautiful twintails that should be protected forever.
Fuck you Nisio and your fetish for girls with boy hair

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>>149113323
enjoy never having proper character development for your waifu unless she gets her hair cut and looks like shit.

Meanwhile we get to enjoy our non-shitty waifus that can rock the short hair.

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>>149105671
Can she help me with my Taylor Series homework? This stuff sucks

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>>149113597
Sodachi cuts her hair on a whim without any development, as shown in her hana-like appearance

Not saying she doesn't look good with short hair though, but she'd be at least 3 times better with a long adult woman hair.

>>149114700
>mirror world
>no development

anon...

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>>149114758
I was talking about real Sodachi portrayed in Nademonogatari who cut her hair when starting college but stayed as a crazy truant who wishes to die already

Hopefully her short hair is like in zoku, and not fucked up like Nadeko's

>>149109905
>Koyomi agrees to take Ougi with him to Sodachi's apartment
>Hanekawa titsfucks her way into the equation and scares Ougi away
goddamnit I wanted to see Ougi tear Sodachi apart

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>>149113323
>Beautiful twintails that should be protected forever.
Math can't even protect herself from Crab - no wonder she lost her twintails.

>>149114988
She has development, she has some actual sense of agency in her life now. Still got a long way to go but she's made some slight progress compared to how she was when she was first introduced.

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>>149115085
She won that fight though. She used the technique she perfected through her entire life and played dead so realistically that she fully went unconscious to prevent other hits, and broke the opponent finger with her the high pummeling resistance she developed.

>>149110652
I like black-hair crab

>>149115437
Isn't everyone supposed to have black hair and just have crazy colors to identify them? Or did I make that up?

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>>149115552
No, you're correct.

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>>149115552
No, everyone besides Shinobu and Yotsugi has black hair in the novels.

>>149115621
and hanekawa right

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>>149115748
Post tiger naturally yes. Basically all japanese human characters have black hair, unless when affected by the supernatural.

>>149105871
/thread

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>>149115821
Only found this one on google images right now.

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>>149115065
Sodachi wouldn't open her door for an unknown unrelated girl with Araragi, Hanekawa managed to set up the reunion by being the class rep.

And I'm not sure if Sodachi would be particularly worse, unless she managed to prevent Araragi from telling about her mother, which she tried anyway. Sodachi really can't be broken more than she already is, Nisio was explicit of that.

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>>149105671
Slut. Fourier is the true and only mathemaifu.

>>149105671
Q: What did Euler find in the toilet?

>>149116854
her poop

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>>149116829
There was simply not one character worth of the name Euler there. And Fourier got one who was below Pascal in everything besides hygiene.

>>149105671
Euler

>>149115552
I think Crab is supposed to have brown hair

>>149116854
>>149116993
natural log

>>149113911
shit girl

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>>149105871
You take that back.

Did she kill her mother? That's the impression I got.

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>>149124668
Well that depends; do you consider letting somebody die to be the same as killing them?

Any progress on the commentaries?

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>>149105671
Math is for hugs, hand holding and helping solve equations.

>>149124801
She was responsible for her mother though.

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>>149125094
Should a child be responsible for their parent?

>>149105671
I'll oil my dick and jam it inside your engine if you catch my drift.

>>149125210
She didn't even call the police or anything. Meme would say something like "Don't pull the victim card on me."

>>149125210
When the parent is as fucked up as her mom was the answer is yes.

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>>149125598
I disagree. Holding a child responsible for their parent's well-being is absurd.

>>149125588
>She didn't even call the police or anything
She was a traumatized child. Of course she SHOULD have done something considering that she was at least partially aware of what was happening to her mother, but by that stage Math was already pretty fucked up.

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>>149124817
I didn't hear anything since second episode of sodachi lost.

>>149108149
Anon, if you keep posting degrading things about my waifu like that, I'll get really, really turned on.

>>149124817
still waiting for nisemonogatari's

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>>149125588
Her parents probably "educated" her to not call the police to deal with internal "family" problems.

And she didn't play victim, she lived her entire life without asking directly for help, and she only talked about her life story once under pressure from people who basically invaded her home.

>>149126490
Meme would still say that she is playing the victim even when she isn't.

>>149126521
Meme isn't infallible. Frankly he's a bit of an idealist.

>>149126521
Meme's opinion is a bad meme

>>149126521
Meme is a shit though.

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>>149126521
It's hard to tell. Hanekawa issue is that he believed her playing perfect caused the abuse, while Sodachi's actions could increase the abuse but nothing she did would prevent it, outside of leaving the family.

And Meme didn't mention anything about Hanekawa not calling the police or child protective service.

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>>149126123
She only gets called Euler when rrrg gets to put it in her ass. As a result she's kind of a butt slut

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>>149126750
There need to be a talk between Sodachi and each specialist besides Yozuru.

>>149126922
Translation?

>>149126922
what is that?

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>>149126948
I don't know japanese. First bubble is clearly "Sodachi Oikura-chan" though
>>149126958
Found that on twitter when looking for cute pictures. It's dated from before the anime, and of course it's some kind of fanart.

>>149111137
>New math

Okay, Yuler

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>>149127527
It's pronounced Oira

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>>149116854

Would Ougi shit on Euler?

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>>149128864
Would Sodachi sense she is Araragi and go full kirai on her?

>>149128864
I don't think so.

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>>149128864
you mean literally?

>>149126922
I think her and Kaiki would really get along. And seeing how well she's already gotten along with Nadeko, a trio of her, Kaiki and Nadeko sounds great.

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>>149130326
It's unfortunate it's too late for that. No specialist has any reason to approach Sodachi, and she will never be related to the supernatural as it would mean a lot more story since she is early Hanekawa level of insane.

Sodachi is sex, man.

SEX!

Definitely one of the most hottest girls in Monogatari.

The lack of lewds severely disappoints me though.

>>149131008
I mean it's not fully unreasonable that some day she ran into something supernatural. Maybe something fucked up and inhumane would actually be good for her? She gets involved with supernatural incidents that help push her away from thoughts about her fucked up family, and gives her a reason to focus on the present and the future rather than being completely stuck in the past.

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>>149131400
It's a pity since she covers two great niches, healing vanilla sex with a lot of hand holding and crying and aggressive masochism with her dominating Araragi and making him slander and defile her body to feed her self-hate.

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>>149131711
Brother!

>>149131711
T-that's actually kind of hot.

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>>149131690
I guess, Nisio likes to play with expectations that have unexpected uneventful consequences.

People with strong negative feelings when exposed to the supernatural attracted powerful oddities, but Sodachi, while being on the high tier of the crazy scale, could simply avoid the traps and skip any extra drama.

>>149131690
>>149132113
It's possible that she could also just run into a specialist without knowing about the supernatural still. Kaiki deals with normal people all the time, and Oshino and Gaen still exist when they're not immediately involved with oddities.

>>149132113
That's extremely possible. Granted I could see her needing some help to get through whatever oddity comes her way, not that she'd accept it. Since oddities tend to be a huge problem she'd probably try to solve it herself rather than just plain old ignore it.

I don't think she'd accept a specialist's help (knowingly) unless somebody forced themselves onto her.

what if euler found out about shinobu?

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>>149132464
At the very least she did show her detective and "problem solving" skills in Fiasco, and she's been a consistent justicefag the entire series, so she certainly would help any person she barely knows in need regardless of the inevitable costs.

>>149132655
It would make her angrier of Araragi for being even more special, like a main character of a fantasy novel.

Would a threesome with Sodachi and Nadeko be the hottest thing ever?

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>>149132890
You need some chemistry, not just individual sexyness.

Sodachi and Hanekawa has some as abuse sisters, or the three Araragi sisters, or Sodachi and Crab fighting during sex.

>>149133064
I wonder how Sodachi and Hanekawa would get along if they had some individual scenes with each other. Excluding Araragi.

>>149133564
If Oroka is adapted, it could get Sodachi and Hanekawa commentaries.

She'd probably act like the caring class rep with her, maybe a little closer than usual since she mention how she liked her in owari.

>>149132655
On that subject, is there a reason for Araragi to lie to his family about his condition as a half vampire?

>>149134207
Bird and Bee would dive headfirst into what big brother tripped backwards over if allowed to learn it existed. It's still possible for them to live better.

>>149134207
Same as everyone else, the closer people are to occult, the more they attract oddities/tragedy.

>>149126855
i'd munch her

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Good night, Euler.

>>149135470
her what?

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>Leave Euler to me

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>>149136747
You can't handle her, you couldn't even convince her to take off her clothes.

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>>149132655
She'd do this face.