Would you lick monkey's ear?

>>149033346
Is that shopped? Thats some Umaru levels of deformation

>>149033456
she can be my Eri Kitamura for tonight knowwhatimsayin

>>149033346
I would anything Monkey's anything.

No, I'd lick Doll's though.

>>149033346
I want to lick Monkey's everything.

>>149033456
I would insert my penis in her body holes, if you know what I mean

Probably.

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>>149033346
I'd lick her delicious plump ass and sweaty anus, if you know what I mean.

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Monkey is for sexual.

>>149033385
it's a satire on the artistic excesses of BL manga

Yes, and I'd let her lick my ear, just like in those ASMR audios.

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munki

>>149033666
hail trips, nice

yes, Ononoki best gurl

Monkey is disgusting and smells bad.

>>149033346
>disgusting monkey arm
Nah I'll pass on the whole ear licking.

Obligatory post to remind you that monkey is a lesbian despite whatever you think or want to be true.

>>149033456
Cmon man, blue board.

Also monkey arm is long gone now

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>>149034538

>>149034650
Kill yourself faggot

>>149034805
We have rules for a reason.

>>149033346

That's how you get AIDS

>>149034538
The subtle ironies of her flirtatious remarks are often lost in translation, but her interactions with araragi are easily reducible to a heterosexual variation on fujoshi pandering

>>149034865
This is a christian board sir.

I want to spread and multiply with Monkey, like God intended to.

Monkey is just the obsolete version of Bee.

>>149035204
Except that Monkey and Bee are nothing alike, Monkey is much more feminine compared to Bee.

>>149035204
Bee has ugly feet. In comparison Monkey's feet are girly and soft.

>>149035204

She's a non-retarded version of bee with better tastes.

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Monkey is for bullying.

>>149033456
cmon man, christian board

I would lick her armpits without permission if you know what i mean.

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it's in my professional opinion that monkey is hot

>>149036620
monkey is for making love in the missionary position

>>149039317
>forcing your monkey to show you all the lewd faces she makes during sex
You big bully.

Not only their ear...

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>>149039412
This is how it should be.

>>149039126
What is your profession?

>>149034650
Has anyone ever been caught on /a/ looking at non-pornographic images and not been looked at just as weirdly as if they HAD been looking at pornographic images?

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>>149039514
professional monkeyfag

>>149039646
How's the pay?

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>>149033346
I'd probably lick more than her ear.

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>>149039658
very rewarding
I get paid in monkey pictures

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monkey belly

>>149039594
Point taken.

I'm gay and I've fapped to Monkey plenty of times

d-does this mean I'm straight? ;_;

>>149041344
It means you should kill yourself.

>>149041344
you're as gay as monkey.

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>>149039798
Good choice.
Monkey bellies are the objectively best bellies.

>>149033456
Too lewd for blue, my dude

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Stomachs are nice, but shoulders can be delicious too.

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>>149041969

>>149041969
You mean

>shoulders
>armpits
>tomboy biceps

>>149041969
I love those strong arms.

>>149033346
Would you not?

>>149041344
Confess your carnal sins to your priest as soon as posssible, for who among us knows the day or the hour of our deaths?

>>149042118
Bee is the superior tomboy.

>>149034865
Possibly the best Bake doujin ever.

>>149042752
she does have bigger boobs

>>149042118
cutting off the sidetail was a mistake

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>>149042752
not as fun as monkey

>>149042752
too tall, she's a freak.
i liked her until i knew she's 180cm now.
shattering my confidence for being a manlet

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>>149042752
she doesn't have as many threads as monkey

>>149033456
Why hasn't this been deleted? Not complaining, just curious.

>>149043558
Mods didn't see it.

>>149044843
or they are jacking it. Oh well. It's not a terrible pick so I'm not complaining.

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>>149044959
Me neither

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>>149033666
>>149034308

Obligatory http://i.4cdn.org/h/1476295093283.jpg

>>149045439
what about this one http://is.4chan.org/h/1477524300805.png

>>149045439
honestly that's probabaly one of my most favorite Bake pics. It's just well done overall.

>>149046075
cute

>>149046230
Its gorgeous

>>149041864
This will always be my favorite. Her expression is just perfect

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>>149043250
It was a shock, sure, but you have to look at the big picture, anon
>short sidetail

>>149045394
I can't decide whether I love or hate her design. It's technically pretty garish but in a lot of scenes it just looks weirdly nice, I can't explain it too well.

>>149048791
Cute but I agree with that anon, long sidetail Karen was the best.

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>>149045394

>>149042742
fag

>>149053313
Does the monkey shit in the woods?

>>149045022
source?

Monogatari would be better if it were Araragi and monkey going around solving oddity mysteries instead of him getting with that bitch Senjougacrab.

>>149053313
This is how you get paper cuts.

>>149055064
This is the best monkey shot in the entire Monogatari series. Prove me wrong.

>>149055211
Her eyes are misaligned

>>149055269
it is perfectly normal to be asymmetrical. pretty much everyone is.

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>>149055318
I heard that Araragi says something about Hanekawa's boobs being asymmetrical in Zoku, one boob being slightly larger than the other.