Non Non Biyori

But I live in the sticks.

>>148909141
Anal orgies everyday.

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>>148909141
Every morning I sip coffee, smoke a cigarette, and observe the rolling plains as they bathe in the mellow light of the morning sun. Pretty relaxing

It's fucking boring and makes you want to kill yourself.

>>148909141

I already live in the Spanish sticks in another country for three months out of 12, every year, I guess I'd do nothing but read all day or work on my anime backlog.

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>>148909141
But I do and it sucks

Lament because slow, capped internet.

same thing i would do everywhere

shitpost and masturbate

>>148909141
S3 where?

>>148909141
While I was eating supper last night I watched a moose wander through my vegetable garden. Everything was harvested so it was all right.

one of the best shows about growing up in the innocent childhood faze.

>>148911051
this, except I would probably do it outside since I don't have to worry about somebody else seeing me

>>148909340
Me, too, and it fucking sucks. I hate this place, but I don't have the money or job aptitude to leave. If somebody actually likes living in the country, then they're a farmer that can't live in the city or suburbs or a fucking idiot.

>>148910890
>It's fucking boring
No Dirt bike? Quad? Dune buggy? Do you fish? hunt? Ride horses? Garden? Do you collect fresh eggs? Split firewood? Cross country ski? Go for walks in the woods? Mountain bike? Play field golf? Swim in the lake? Target shoot?

I moved from a somewhat large city, and I fucking love it. My internet is passable, enough to download anime and shitpost. Streaming can by spotty, but I'm not a fag, so I don't stream anime anyway.

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I would marry a candy store.

>>148911881
You're under 18, aren't you.

>>148911891
What do you do for a living senpai?

>>148911945
No, I'm just a giant failure of a human being.

>>148911919

What would marriage with Candy Shop be like?

>>148911891

The only thing I dislike about living temporarily in the sticks is that I have no internet in my holiday home and have to rely on bars for wifi but it doesn't bother me too much since I always bring about 7TB of anime and manga with me since I'm patient enough to wait for seasonal shows to get BD releases.

>>148912037
>What would marriage with Candy Shop be like?
it would probably be paradise.

>>148911881
Cities are full of drunkards and drug users even in the middle of the day. Some act like snobs just because they happen to live in a city. Small towns are comfy.

Hide in my room and spend all day on the Internet

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>>148909141
Search for a tanuki shota and live with him.

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My daughter-wife Hotarun is so cute.

>>148909141
Spend most time inside.

Occasionally take walks and enjoy nobody is around, but never go farther than 500m from my house.

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>>148912534
>daughter-wife

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How well do you think the older biyoris shave?

I fucking hate city life. I hate the sounds of cars and construction early in the morning. The never ending stacks of concrete and asphalt. The depressing strip malls where I always wonder how they get enough customers to stat in business. I would give anything to live in the sticks, but there aren't any decent income streams there. Maybe I'll move after I save enough money.

>>148913069
They are asian

>>148912037
>What would marriage with Candy Shop be like?
lots of candy

>>148915342
Yo, that candy doesn't grow on trees. I guarantee she'd make you pay for it.

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I'd jump from bridges, eat pomegranates for like one $, watch the starry sky with my friends or just relax on a hot day at the pool.

Walk up to some cows and goats and tell them how much I hate them, but be secretly glad that I can go and see them any time I want.

>>148913069
Kaede only shaves before she goes drinking
Konomi is always smooth because she trades sex for favors and various things
Kazuho is too lazy to even think about it

>>148915342
Diabetes?

The same thing I do in my shitty small, yet suburban town.

Sit around in my apartment, eat junk and surf the internet.

The only difference would be that freakier bugs can get into my living space.

>>148915950
Get a couple cats, at least one of them will get addicted to eating bugs.

>>148916061
Why would they bother if someone is going to feed them commercial cat food that contains actual addictive substances?

>>148916223
Cats are sadistic assholes that enjoy other creature's suffering and death.

>>148909141
kidnap and rape the Nonons one by one chaining them up in my country-sized basement.

Move out of the sticks.

>>148914882
Haven't seen that renge before. Saved.

I like the sticks, it beats the stressful city life.

I'd do what I always do when I go visit my grandpa: go for walks, eat watermelon, soak my feet in the local river, visit my aunt's store for some snacks, play vidya at the local arcade, sit in the rocking chairs on the porch and read, listen to my grandpa tell stories until it starts getting dark, drink some tea, and sit outside to watch the stars.

>>148916386
Kidnap and discard this anon.

>>148915515
What friends.

>>148914882
This gif just makes me want to listen to that flash that uses it in a loop. I think it's titled September-san in katakana or something like that.

>>148916535
>live in the sticks
>have a local arcade
r u sure u live in the sticks

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Marry her and dote on Renchon.
Sticks would be fine as long as they get internet, really. You can get your shit shipped everywhere these days.

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>>148917383
>Marry her and dote on Renchon
I want this so much

This show is very hard to marathon, I have found.

>>148917662
the characters make great fap material but moeshit is always lacking in anything interesting or entertaining

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>>148917662
Really? This is one of the shows I can just keep on watching over and over.

>>148917890
I think it's just all SoL that are hard to watch a bunch in a row. I had the same difficulty with Aria.

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>>148912674

What's wrong with wanting to marry your daughter?

Make country music about /a/ and put it on YouTube.

>>148918281
I marathoned NNB an Repeat. Didn't seem hard for me at all. Then again I loved the show.

>>148917662
I watched it slowly because I didn't want it to end.

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Stay indoors on my computer.

I'd move to the boonies if the connection was good, The crime rate is probably non existent.

Everyone has each others backs.

Japan makes it look so comfy.

>>148909141
get into reloading desu

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>>148909141
I pretty much live in the sticks. My graduating class had 20 people in it. I work at a restaurant and I do IT stuff around the town, which literally consists of "show up, turn off/on router, get paid $20 and a dozen chicken eggs." But more than that, I spend a lot of time on 4chan because, to be blunt, its human interaction. I am literally at work right now. There are three people in here. Me, the waitress and a regular who ordered chicken and rice, which is currently cooking, and is watching a football game.

>>148918326
She can't be both.

>>148918892

What? Of course she can.

>>148918475
>No AC
>mosquitoes everywhere
>no stores/restaurants for miles

Not as comfy as you would think.

>>148918948
AC isn't as needed as you think if you build a house properly, which most ones in the sticks are. Mosquitoes aren't a problem for most people, doubly so if you don't wear blue or eat bananas. I don't see the issue with restaurants and you have a fridge and pantry for buying in bulk.

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Sticks you say?

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>>148919228

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>>148919271

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>>148909141
The opposite of what this guy did.

>>148919081
It depends where you are. I grew up in Florida, and I can promise, it doesn't matter how your house is constructed. If you have no AC in the summer, it's going to be miserable.

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I already do, mostly. I must be fully bumpkinified because going into a cites makes me feel depressed.

>>148919374

Going into cities always makes me think of the movie Soylent Green for some reason.

>>148919336

The fuck did I just read?

What work can you even do besides farming inherited land though?

>>148909340
I live in a stick. I'm a fucking ant.

>>148909141
If it was full of cute anime girls and we just hung out all day every, I'd like it

>>148919336
Surprisingly accurate.

>>148919651
teaching

>>148919651
Anything if you're okay with traveling 2+ hours to work every day.

>>148921150
What's the point of moving to countryside to live there and get away from city bullshit and then getting a job in the city

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>>148918326
No you can't marry you're daughter

>>148921260
That's why I'm saving up money at a city job so I can be a NEET in the boonies soon.

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>surrounded by cute girls
>only single guy for miles

What kind of action do you think this guy gets?

>>148921575
He's saving himself for his sister of course.

>>148921575
He molests Komari, Renge, and Hotaru every night.

Don't like it? Get your gun.

>>148909141
browse 4chan

>>148921726
What about Nattsun? He's going to marry her, right?

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>>148921575
He seems pretty friendly with Konomi.

>>148917662
>to marathon

Why would you ever do that?

>>148921575

HOW IS THERE NO DOUJINS OF HIM FUCKING ALL THE BIYORIS

>>148922032
because you dont sexualize the non nons

>>148921575
They're all too young or his sisters

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What's the quickest route from Los Angeles to Biyoriland? I wanna get out of here and live the rest of my life in a quiet, rustic environment.

>>148922053
Renge is precious and should be protected but the others are fair game.

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>>148922053

But there are some really sexy Biyoris

>>148922101

I guess the closest to you would be Idaho.

I'd probably start a distillery and make tasty booze for the world to enjoy.

I'd also find a nice Christian girl to have a bunch of kids with and who accepts that she'll be #2 to my waifu.

>>148921886
My wives Hikage, Nattsun, Pechi, Hotarun, Komari, Renge, Neenee, Dagashiya and Konomi are so cute.

>>148919081
I've never had AC in my whole life, I just constantly pour water on myself in the summer.

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>>148922101
It's called Biyoriville

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I'd watch old Precure seasons with Hotarun.

Which Non Non would you No-No?

Well, I was living in a sticks for whole life, half year ago, I went to live in different country, in small town. It's comparable, I guess. It's fun to have some pizza delivered on weekends, shop is pretty close, and carry loads of stuff like small market, I actually live really close to hospital, so that's another plus... But I don't have cellar for keeping homemade beer, veggies, potatoes, and other stuff. I can't go out into woods on a whim... Internet in sticks ain't that bad nowadays, and certainly you can get loads of stuff delivered without much trouble. At least it's not big city, Here, I have small garden where I can make barbeque parties and so on. I can't imagine living in small room, with asphalt and walls everywhere.

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>>148922692
This one.

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I live in the city, but I got a cottage in the sticks.
It's really nice though. It's fun to go there every once in a while to relax and take a break from all that noise n shit.

>>148922719
Only normalfags can live in a big city. It's because they want to "party" and socialize

>>148922692
Hotaru is the only correct choice.

>>148922692
DAGASHI

Alternatively, Hotaru.

>>148922692
Candy Store.

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>>148923545
>implying she's better than Saya

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>>148923799
>implying they are not both perfect

>>148909141
Gets a comfy outdoor job and hang out at the candy store after work

>>148924083
>outdoor job
>comfy

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>>148909141
I would show girls my stick, aka my dick.

I live in stick. It's awesome. If internet is available I think all aniota should live in stick.