This is your bodyguard tonight

>>148900327
>not dekomori
fuck off

>>148900327
Oh thank god almighty! In the terrible event of a small girl attacking me ill be safe! Whatever would I do without this protection!

On the plus side I have a dog

>>148900327
Does "bodyguard" imply she'll attend to my personal needs?

>>148900327
This is my gay friend tonight.

>>148900403
she'll take a bullet for you

>>148900403
It implies she will guard your body, actual action depends on payment

>>148900327
I want to fuck my bodyguard tonight.

>>148900327
She will be my guard dogs

>weak to dogs
Some bodyguard.

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>shinka fins the cum flavoured peach tissues

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This is your dog keeper for tonight

>>148900945
Well shell certainly be keeping some dog by the end of it

>>148900442
is bullet a euphemism for my cock?

>>148900442
So what your saying is she'll take a shot.

But where?

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>>148900327
>This is your bodyguard tonight
There's been a switch, this guy turns up

>>148901638
That's even worse!

I will never understand this dog fucker meme. I thought she was just a dyke?

>>148901731
>I thought she was just a dyke?
She is. She only fucks bitches.

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She's off sick and these 3 turn up

I wish she can talk to me nicely while in employment

>>148901731
When a strange dog shows you affection like dogs usually do, it means YOU are a dogfucker. /a/ logic.

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>>148901731

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>>148901761
She would say things like this to you if you bother her.

>>148901731
Yuros seem to think that if you are even within a reach of a dog you must be fucking it.

>>148901820
>Yuros
Hey, hey, hey. Got a single fact to back up that it's us?

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>>148901668
For some reason they send this guy???
The true face of /a/ ?

>>148901862
It always happens to Shinka threads during Yurotime, it never happens during Ameritime. It's probably just one persons autism but who knows.

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Sorry it's a mix up, we're sending a policegirl to help out

>>148901944
You're an American. Posting right now. And there's dogposting in this thread.

>>148902037
Are you blind? Scroll up.

>>148902037
We're in Yurotime now though.

>>148902082
And yet there are Americans posting. Really makes you think.

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>>148902141
So you're saying that there's an American who spams dogfucker memes on yurotime every day to false flag which will eventually lead to WW3?

>>148900327
Fucking stop posting her you autist

>>148901751
She fucked dark flame master.

>>148902195
I'm saying there's likely dogfucker memes at any time of day you fucking mongoloid.

>>148902224
Nope, only happens during yurotime.

>>148902195
>to false flag which will eventually lead to WW3?
I think you're blowing it a bit out of proportion. I doubt there's anyone that cares enough about Shinka to start a war over it.

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>>148902037
>>148902060
>>148902082
>>148902141
They send this girl around to be ya bodyguard

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>>148902401
Should be safe.

>>148902082
During weekend. You think people here don't post during the night?

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>>148902224
>>148902220
>>148902279
This guy say's he's here to protect you

Maybe i am a tsundere

>>148902469
It always happens during yurotime but now that the cat is out of the bag, I know that you will wake up during Ameritime to spam that shit now.

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>>148902401
Yotsuba is your bodyguard, when suddenly this mad man leaps from the shadows and tries to steal her!
How does she defend herself?

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>>148902442
Yay!!!

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>>148902523

>>148900327
What hasn't shinka became yet as of today?

>>148902653
What?

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>>148902505
>>148902511
>>148902469
Don't worry Yotsuba will take care of y'all

>>148902653
A pure and loving wife, adored by all.

>>148902653
Pure.

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>>148902760
But she is.

>>148902806
Already has a lesbian kiss, she's beyond redemption

>>148903268
ACCIDENTAL

>>148903268
That wasn't a kiss, her lips and Deko's lips just happened to touch each other.

Bitch ass bodyguard lol. Bet she couldn't even fight me off if I raped her.

>>148902279
American degenerates are up during yurotime

source: i'm an american degenerate who's up and faps to shinka fucking dogs

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>>148903397
Bring it on.

>>148903718
She's a little girl, I'm a grown ass man. Imma wreck her so hard she would feel it for a month.

I'm too polite to do that tho.

>>148903718
Gotta get hard first and that simply isn't possible while looking at her with that stupid fucking hairclip dangling shit's ridiculous looking.

>>148900327
Put on a suit, you fucking amateur.

>>148903506
I don't get this fetish

>>148903873
I think you're just gay.

>>148900327
I am ok with that

>>148900327
Will she be protecting my dick by inserting it inside her?

>>148900327
I would prefer a body violator than a body guard. She can violate my body anytime.

>>148901787
>Shinka appears
>lick her
I don't understand, this is the obvious thing to do. The dog did nothing wrong.

>>148908849
Of course he didn't, shiposters just disregard any common sense.