What are Christmas cakes for?

Cucking

Forcing them to quit disgusting habits.

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Sometimes, just sometimes, winning

asspulls

>>148703404

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>>148703404
Generally being best girls.

>>148703492
This has such a nice art style, to bad anime vanilla-ized it

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Being led by and shown the way as a young guy.

>>148703404
Demonstrating Japan's shit taste in women

>>148703404
Blaming men for their own inability to get boyfriend.

Eating.

THROWING IN THE GARBAGE!

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>>148704589

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Saving

>>148703404
Being the object of salaryman supervisors desires everywhere.

Eating at christmas and dumping them after

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Public fucking.

>>148704839
>keki looks like a loli
make it stop

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>letting a cake thread die
Post cake

>>148707490
You left out a cake. Albeit the worst one.

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>>148703404
Losing, except in very rare occasions like pic related.

>>148703404
Pathetic losers who improperly believe lolis are somehow "bad."

>>148703404
>What are Christmas cakes for?
Gentle fucks and for taking care of.

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>>148703404
>what are christmas cakes for?
>inb4 something something related to what I see in porn
>inb4 any other answer would only imply that you're a normalfag

>>148708321
That's a high-schooler

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>What are Christmas cakes for?
Curling up under a blanket next to a roaring fireplace, reading a really good book, enjoying nothing but your own company and the aroma of high grade tea wafting through the air.

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Rape.

>>148709439
First, she wasn't cake. Second, she dead.

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>>148707490
Are you talking about the MILF? There's a difference.

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>>148710078

Post Koi to Senkyo to Chocolate best cake

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>>148703404

Gentle femdom.
Änd killing.

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for frosting

>>148708706

>implying high-schoolers aren't already disgusting old-and-busted grandmas

LOL

>>148703404
>What are Christmas cakes for?

laughing at

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>>148710396

>Ara ara~

What did she mean by this?

>>148703404
wtf, for eating obviously?

Enjoying the silly shit she does to keep you around.

>fucks like an uninhibited cavewoman both because she's baby crazy and to impress you
>cooks breakfast without asking
>happily rambles about how you HAVE to see her parents for brunch sometime
>offers to drive you home, and then retracting the offer as if she realized that probably seemed a bit creepy
>insists on exchanging phone numbers
>texts goofy shit every other minute in a sad but cute attempt to look interesting or funny
>her married and engaged friends nudging you towards her so that they won't keep getting drunken phonecalls at 1AM by a sobbing late 20 something gorging on ice-cream while watching romantic comedies and squeezing her poor cat, talking about how she wasted her best years studying for a job she doesn't even like now as the exasperated friend plays therapist pondering how they'll get up for work in the morning
>coos over children and babies whether you meet some in public or while watching TV
>looking frantic if you mention a younger girl
>sending pics of herself in lingerie and asking you to visit if you ignore her texts too often
>clinging drunkenly to you as you leave from a date and mumbling about how you're the only guy who understands her and doesn't just want to take advantage of a thirsty christmas cake
>quitting her had habits in effort to make you like her more because before she was so lonely she didn't give a shit about smoking, drinking, and sweets
>going to take her lunch break early and cry tears of joy when you send her flowers at work spontaneously
>acting like a cool onee-san to your younger siblings and becoming extremely embarrassed when they ask if you'll be married

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>>148710439

>>148710537
That sounds truly perfect senpai

>>148710537
i need this

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Reminder.

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>>148703404
What's with the rise of cake threads as of late? Not that I'm complaining.

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>>148710769
It's just like the rise of Gyarus.
There's been more and more Cake characters and series sprouting up so naturally there are more Anons discovering their wonder.

>>148710537
Pls kami-sama

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I wanna ravish a wheelchair-bound christmas cake while they cover their face, repeating "yame..." over and over, despite not fighting back (because they really like it.)

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Heart breaking

>>148710537
Wait except for the parents and friends part that sounds amazing.

>>148710913
So basically, it's history repeating itself like when Galko-chan came to light?

>>148710633
I bat my dick senseless to this.

>>148711494

My entered in a bizarre state once I saw that broken Finnish.

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What do cakes smell like?

>>148711630
Cigarettes, alcohol and desperation

Is it ok for cakes to smoke?

>>148711688
There's no stopping them but it's the equivalent of hanging a "No intention to marry" sign.

>>148711688
Is it okay to pour dirt on real cakes?

>>148711688
Yes. They probably have big tits, too, so it's not like I could hate them any more.

>>148703656

WHY DOES SHE HAVE A MIDGET LEG

>>148710227
Someone marry this woman already.

>>148711346
>not wanting to walk into their home
>not wanting to be introduced as her boyfriend
>not wanting her dad to hiss "YESSS!", pump his fist, and hold out his hand as the mom slaps 2000 yen down and he whispers to her "TOLD YOU she isn't a dyke"

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>>148711136
Did a lot of people read this recently or am I just now noticing it being posted a lot?

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>>148711688
I much prefer them that way

What if they smoked marijuana?

>>148712233
The second one is 18 years old.

>>148711853

What would marriage with sensei be like?

>>148712018
I have noticed the same thing. Glad more people have read it, shit is great

>>148712311
Hopefully short, and financially profitable.

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>>148712276
I know I just wanted to gather all the Kiseru smokers I could think of

>>148712311
One of those really comfy married couples where they're always bantering

>>148712311
Something we'll never experience.

What about a cake that was also your onee-san?

>>148711934
Thats sort of cute. How would it be like when shes baby crazy?

>>148712827
But a cake is always your onee san. Or are you talking about a literal big sis

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>>148703404
Mad scientists.

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>>148713306
Too right.

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>>148713391

>>148711653

muh dick

>>148713449
No, not gonna smell that

>>148713482

It smells like your cakefu though, cos I just penised her.

>>148713306
Cakes in labcoats are a refined flavor

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>>148703404
Leaving at the altar and going for a younger girl!

>>148713306
yes please

Maybe if they were flatter, someone would want to marry them.

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>>148713887
Orutoro's milfs really are a miracle of the universe