What would /a/ do with a Emilia-tan?

Give her to Regulus.

I love Rem

I love Felix

Would killing her break the loop?

>>148692193
Literally the first episode

>>148692236
Would raping her break the loop?

File: lol.jpg (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>148692316

File: EMT.png (330KB, 445x1793px) Image search: [Google]

330KB, 445x1793px

>>148691933
I've already saved her a couple of times from various evildoers, another won't hurt. Afterwards we'll just continue our nice family life.

I love Emilia.

>>148693155
>implying you didn't get friend zoned by Emilia right after meeting her

File: 147459967394.png (2MB, 1291x1078px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1291x1078px

>>148693303
My wife Emilia and I have had a wonderful relationship.

>>148693243
Best taste.

File: lol.jpg (969KB, 1033x1378px) Image search: [Google]

969KB, 1033x1378px

left or right

>>148692193
Breaking the girl's mind will break the loop.

>>148691933
I marry her

File: smash.jpg (48KB, 635x640px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 635x640px

Return By Dick

>>148694035
Not even a contest right

>>148694035
Sandwhich. Penis in the middle.

>>148694035
Right is always right anon

>>148691933
Kiss her.

>>148695240
You sick fuck. I bet you would hold hands with her too, you menace.

File: myucel.png (947KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

947KB, 1280x720px

>>148691933
Can I trade her for another half-elf?

File: 1471815122099.jpg (713KB, 848x1200px) Image search: [Google]

713KB, 848x1200px

>>148691933
Cuddle and be comforted by her. Then, over time, become unsatisfied as my mind gets used to her form. I would try to spice things up by making her wear skimpy clothing, but this too I would become tired of. As my lust subsides, I might try to find entertainment in the mental pleasures as we talk about the world's inherent unsatisfying nature. This too, we come to realize, is also unsatisfying. Bored of both physical and mental pleasures, I wait to die.

As time passes, my body ages while hers stays pristine. Watching my vein laden hands wrap around her soft white arms points to my impending death. This too becomes a source of entertainment. Watching her brow furrow each time a new ailment befalls me - it is a strange pleasure. As all things before, this too became tiresome. Is there any pleasure that Emilia-tan could provide me that would be lasting? I would decide that there is not, and pass away.

File: Emilia and her fiance.jpg (42KB, 640x556px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 640x556px

>>148692049
Thanks bro.

File: lol.png (2MB, 1379x966px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1379x966px

>>148695542

>>148691933
Ransom her for Bea-ko and Ram

>>148696048
>implying bea-ko isn't worth more than emilia

>>148696333
Hard to argue with trips

File: lol.png (820KB, 1023x800px) Image search: [Google]

820KB, 1023x800px

>>148696482

>>148697001
what did Rem do to deserve being cucked so badly

File: HORK.jpg (600KB, 1124x1600px)

600KB, 1124x1600px

>>148697001
I see your NTR and counter with my HORK card.

>>148691933
I really like her dynamic with Subaru. Usually it's the male getting shit done and the female manipulating shit behind the scenes, but Subaru is the one protecting her back while she deals with the visible threats.

Lick cum out off her pussy after she's done taking 50 fat old man cocks desu.

File: 59471680_p0.jpg (2MB, 1295x1812px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1295x1812px

>>148698441
Same. He's usually lurking in Madoka threads. It's as though he's looking for something to be angry about, honestly.

I shit you guys not, some dude has his car re:zero'd out the other day.
Hyudai Genesis with giant jap writing and Emilia lying on her side, body pillow style.

>>148691933
Tickle her feet.

>>148698600
should have taken a picture

>>148698600
>>148699000
I wouldn't be surprised if this exists.

>>148694035
>not both
Always fuck both the twins.

>>148699752
but you can't afford both

>>148698995
A-Anon! That's l-lewd!

>>148699858
Less than holding hands without a glove

>>148699917
Okay, you got me there Jard.

>>148691933
Shave her head so everyone can see her disgusting demon ears clearly.

>>148700323
>shaving her head
You need to be slapped.

>>148691933
Will make her queen of the Rugnika.

>>148700323
why not shave her pussy?

File: lol.png (2MB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1600x1600px

>>148700802

>>148695452
No, you can't.

File: lol.jpg (151KB, 1500x1099px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 1500x1099px

>>148701316

File: birds%20squarking.jpg (93KB, 506x737px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 506x737px

>>148691933
>bondage
Who likes S&M shit?

>>148701623
why, do you prefer consensual heterosexual sex?

File: 1274171873271.jpg (37KB, 656x480px)

37KB, 656x480px

>>148701654
While I don't really consider bondage to be truly shit, it's kind of a mood killer. Hetero and yuri sex are fine on my book though.

>>148695387
This is the logical course. What did you expect?

i thought emila would kill subaru

i was kinda scared that would happen, i think that that would have been a better ending. is season 2 confirmed or is that the end

File: 10-birds.jpg (338KB, 600x794px) Image search: [Google]

338KB, 600x794px

>>148694287
What does your image imply?

>>148691933
Give her a bath 'cause she's so stinky.

>>148691933

Nothing much.
I have a girlfriend.

>>148702587
imaginary ones don't count

>>148702785

Snarky.

File: lol.jpg (1MB, 1754x1240px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1754x1240px

>>148702803

File: 1470347244445-a.jpg (85KB, 500x324px)

85KB, 500x324px

BEST GIRL!

File: lol.jpg (227KB, 1500x1118px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 1500x1118px

>>148703311

File: lol.jpg (2MB, 1980x1458px)

2MB, 1980x1458px

>>148703541

File: lol.jpg (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>148703943

File: lol.jpg (202KB, 896x870px) Image search: [Google]

202KB, 896x870px

>>148704587

>>148694035
Right.

Chosing left will only end in getting raped by the Clown.

File: 1394579523171.jpg (69KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 1280x720px

Release her to find the real woman called Elsa.

>>148705003
>choosing the whore

>>148705096
kek

>>148691933
Rape
>>148693379
Go away jard

>>148693061
>that mother fucking Paku

File: lol.jpg (330KB, 720x653px) Image search: [Google]

330KB, 720x653px

>>148705446

>>148703311
I love Emilia.

>>148691933
>half rape

File: lol.jpg (1MB, 1812x2121px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1812x2121px

I am !Akemi.

File: H3342A Rezero REM original.jpg (132KB, 500x750px)

132KB, 500x750px

Have you gotten a Rem dakimakura and had sex with it yet anons?

Not yet

>>148707364
>>148707364
not dressing up as rem

>>148707565
I'd dress up as Rem, but animegao masks are expensive.

File: Capture (25).jpg (88KB, 709x611px)

88KB, 709x611px

>>148707565
>not dressing up as rem

wakarimasen lol

File: 1476466611465.png (730KB, 1204x1101px)

730KB, 1204x1101px

>>148707565
oh did you forget your meme arrow

I get it now

File: lol.jpg (76KB, 882x859px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 882x859px

Guess what Rem is doing

I love Emilia

>>148708825
making me a drink?

File: 2757e5a8424770e9920295834864be5b.jpg (37KB, 350x437px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 350x437px

>>148691933
I would make her Queen.

>>148709588
enjoy your NTR

File: lol.jpg (276KB, 1525x2157px) Image search: [Google]

276KB, 1525x2157px

How often do you think Rem masturbates?

>>148694035
Ram is the superior choice when Betty is not available. I don't even know that girl on the right.

>>148710569
She doesnt, you disgusting heathen.

>>148710882
>implying she doesn't

>>148710903
>implying

File: blueram.jpg (1MB, 1883x975px)

1MB, 1883x975px

So where do you fags read the post anime translations?

Translationchicken seems good but doesn't have a lot of content covered so far. Is it the only translation that isn't machine translated or something?

File: lol.jpg (111KB, 789x1000px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 789x1000px

>>148711840

>>148698171
Subaru is literally solving every single problem for her. If it wasn't for him the story would have been over on the first day.

>>148709492
Making a sandwich.

>>148711840
There isn't any other option. It's the only alternative.

>>148691933
Offer her eggs

>>148716694
Why must you remind us of this retarded shit?

>>148691933
Make her eat ALL the eggs!

>>148716694
>>148717290
Fuck off with this retarded shit. How is relevant a girl and eating all the eggs? Just how?

>>148717328
ALL

>>148717366
THE

File: IMG_0876.png (82KB, 440x423px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 440x423px

>>148717393
EGGS

File: image.png (151KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 500x281px

>>148694035

Wait, does Rem have bigger tits?

>>148717478
Yes, this is shown even in the serie itself.

>>148691933
defecate in her mouth