What's your excuse this time, anon?

Why is muscle spelt wrong?

>>148658215
'Roids.

>>148658198
I work out every day though.

>>148658198
you took my magazine you thieving whore.

I sprained my ego.

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>>148658198
That's not mine.

Piss off, Ume. You're a cunt, a rapist and a hypocrite.

>>148658198
Love me, Ume-sama.

>>148658198
I don't know what the fuck that is. Quit trying to accuse me for something I don't even know about.

Now fuck off Ume, you keep invading my personal space and you really need to knock it off already.

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>>148661369

>>148661409
FUCK OFF YOU CRAZY BITCH

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>>148661524
Internet tough guy. You'd actually be all over her. Don't deny it.

>>148662174
I wouldn't, especially when she's pretty ugly.

>>148662174
Not him, but I'd definitely be all over that ass.

>>148663112
She's far from ugly, you gaylord.

>>148665044
I don't know dude, with that hair, stupid as ribbon, and her disgusting habits I'd say she's pretty hideous.

LET'S GET IT, LET'S GET IT, LET'S GET IT LET'S GO!

>>148665415
Her hair is a bit long, I agree. It should have ended just slightly above the ass without the ribbon desu.

Today's a rest day, Ume-sama.

>>148666321
I don't mean the length, I mean her hairstyle.

>>148666702
Hime style?

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>>148658198
MUSCLE MUSCLE HUSTLE HUSTLE!

>>148666727
Yes, it's ugly.

>>148658198
who is this, google image didn't help me

>>148666832
Your taste is really bad, no offense.

>>148658215
Cause its a magazine name you retard

>>148667513
So is yours, full offense.

>>148667618
No bully desu.

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>>148658198
>Ume

>>148658198
Worst Girl

I wish Ume would dominate me sexually.

>>148667835
Kill yourself.

>>148667906
Every straight male with taste does.

>>148668068
>being an M
Might as well be a homosexual in denial. I bet you'd like Ume to peg you with a huge strap-on, you little bitch.

>>148668137
That's pretty damn hot.

>>148668137
>not dominating the Dom
Enjoy your weak-willed sub

>>148668168
Of course you'd think that, you pansy. You were born to take in phallic objects with your slutty shit hole and you'd be stuffed with literal meat rods right now if you hadn't been conditioned all your life into believing you're straight. After cumming a few times from being fucked in the ass you won't even care anymore if it's Ume or Chad Thundercock inside you.
>>148668240
I'm all for tying Ume up and teaching her a lesson or three, but that's the opposite of what anon suggested.

>>148668462
>After cumming a few times from being fucked in the ass you won't even care anymore if it's Ume or Chad Thundercock inside you
Blatantly false. I'd care immensely, I'd want only Ume inside of me.

>>148668462
Pretty sure there's a difference between Ume and Chad. Chad won't be able to press a nice pair of boobs against your back as he does you.

>>148668561
He could use a boob strap-on, it just takes a strap and two bags of sand to make.

>>148668768
Now you're being silly.

>>148668561
Manboobs are a thing and Chad will most likely have a nice pair of those.

>>148669133
>Chad
>manboobs
Try again. Fit guys don't have manboobs.

>>148668137
Can she step on me too? Preferably with high heels.

>>148658198
What are your thoughts on bondage, Ume-sama?

>>148669443
Bondage is bad, mmmkay?

>>148669443
You know the answer to this.

>>148669575
Is the answer "I will say no but I secretly hope you'll do it anyways on me" ?

>>148658198
I've been lifting for two months, son. No excuses.

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Ume-sama is sexy.

>>148670214
disgusting*

ftfy

>>148658198
I like working out. You got a problem with that?