This girl slaps your girlfriend's ass what do you do?

>>148652631
Grab her hair.

>>148652631
Laugh maniacally as I break my hand slapping her butt as hard as I can. Her butt game is too strong.

Make them compete in a T&A combat.

>>148652631
slap he ass back, and then make her lick mine

Disqualify her since that's an illegal move. You can only use your breasts or butt in Keijo.

>>148652631
Self-defense mating press her.

>>148652631
invite her over for a threesome

this is the only correct answer

Keijo thread?

Dang, if I was a girl, I would just make a live action parody video right now and get my 1000000 views.

I'd be really curious to see people try keijo fight irl tho.

>>148653123
But you will still be ugly and nobody willingly want to see a landwhale of any gender do anything.

>>148653224
B-but I'm not ugly or fat /a/non.
Also, you just have to be a girl and participate to any niche community stuff, vg or anime, it'll always work if you're not too retarded.

Anyways don't spoil my fun, I wanna see live keijo and I know it will happen.

>>148653224
>implying

>>148653224
I think you might be underestimating how low the standards of nerds on the internet really are.

>>148653123
Standing on top of a swimming pool is hard to do.

The "land" you see in keijo is likely not easily available to buy.

>>148653640
Myself included. I won't lie, if a girl talks about something I like, I'll be hooked if she's my type (which is like 85 % of the girls), where it would take more efforts for a guy to keep me interested with the same content.
I fucking hate this weakness.

>>148652631
yell ass to ass holding a cucumber in my hands

>>148652631
Attend my girlfriend's funeral.

>>148652631
Grab her by the neck, dig my fingers into her eye sockets, and tear off her head.

>>148652631
Wonder how she broke the dimensional barrier.

>>148653123
It wouldn't be that interesting. It's just backwards sumo wrestling essentially.

>>148652631
Her girl now

>>148652631
Dump my girlfriend because my waifu became real.

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>>148652631
>SUGOI DESU NE

>>148652631
I give up my gf, and try to find another one

>>148652631
Does she slap it with her ass?

>>148653123
https://youtu.be/kJZc7vnCUmc

>>148652631
Fuck her in the face. She has strong hip and ass game so I can't risk breaking it off in there.

>>148652631
Ask her why she's slapping her own ass, as that's my job.

>>148652631

Award her points

Pull out dick.
Women cannot resist the dick.

>>148652631
Have 3-way

How loud do you pronounce Keijo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

>>148652631
Break up with my girlfriend, that's disgusting I would never have a 3D girlfriend

>>148652631
Jokes on you, Nozomi is my gf

>>148652631
Spank her, to restore and solidify possession of my girlfriend.

Pretty sure that's how it works.

>>148652631
Masturbate

since when does anyone on /a/ have a gf

>>148661360
OP meant "waifu's", but he's a normalfag, just like most of the people who replied.

>>148652631
Grab her pussy.

>>148652631
slap her ass

>>148661378
You're using a fucking pass icon, fuck off

Throw my arms in the air and shout fuck yeah since you can't use your hands in a keijo match and I just won a bet for a large sum.

>>148661463
Rip anons hand

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>>148652631
works for me

>>148652631
Tell mai waifu to play defense until the last minute, and then I'm off to the bookies.

>>148661378
what is that my fucking sides

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why aren't the girls more muscular when this game requires so much strength and power?

>>148652631
Call the referee and get her penalized

>>148664040
same reason you get faggot characters built like twigs with super speed/strength in other shows
just take it and shake it

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>>148653224

Why do people always project like this here? You realize people here come from all over the world right? Not everyone is a fat American.

>>148652631
>This girl slaps your girlfriend's ass

I don't have a girlfriend....

>>148652631
Instruct her to go for an assy roll and hang in there because I know she's got plenty of oxygen in her ass.

>>148652631
Who is my girlfriend?

Is Miyata gay?