Is this accurate?

OP. Can you stop sucking cock for just one minute of your life?

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My nigga loli kissing, sister molesting, girlfriend cheating araragi so far to the right?
now that is huge bullshit

>>148651881
Simon got cucked by a dead man and settled for literal trash. This chart is awful

>>148652377
he was le edgy loner kid before he got bit by a vampire and even after that, all the girls in his life push him around and fuck with him

>>148651881
Ragi needs to be on the alpha side of the scale

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>>148654406
nia is perfection you swine

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Not having Akuto Sai as the Alpha amongst the Alpha Males. WTF is wrong with you!

>>148654427
And yet they all want his dick, and one even got it.

>>148654406
>>148654474
they didn't fuck, he is a cuck

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>first thing he does when meeting the top alien warrior is to marry her within hours of their meeting and start pumping out kids
Doesnt get any more alpha than that

What a shit thread
You should feel ashamed OP

>>148651881
Simon's a fucking retard though. Alpha doesn't mean much if you're actually just a dumbass.

>>148651881
How the fuck is Shinji more beta than Re:tard? He kept going and fighting for his life on each mission, only actually trying to run away when shit got impossibly weird and even then he went back inside his robot

>>148651881
>araragi
>beta

????

>>148655340
This is where we start finding out people who have yet to read Kizumono.

also, >>148651881
>Itou Makoto
why

>>148655451
So we're just going to ignore the fact that practically every other novel takes place after that, huh.

>>148655691
You're still a fucking idiot if you ever thought Araragi is not a loser.

>>148651881
Araragi is alpha as fuck, he ain't afraid of popping a boner over girls, including lolis and his own sisters.

>>148655797
He began as a loser and change after his experiences in later novels though, why are you pretending his character is stactic?

>>148655451
>havent read kizu
>Muh secret club


Him turning down horny doesn't detract from all the alpha shit he's done

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>>148654651

>>148655806
Betas also pop boners over women. They're just seen as disgusting perverts for doing so. I haven't seen the non-katana gataris, but it depends on how Araragi's perversion is perceived by others within the story. Is it welcomed or accepted?

This chart needs based Yuuki Rito at the very alpha top.

>>148655893
>>148655869
>All the alpha shit he's done
>I'm alpha to everyone except to my girlfriend
Do you not know what alpha actually means?
You kids are pretty much saying you're half-gay towards one male character and that doesn't make you a homosexual because you're in love with only one male character. Making you in love with a male character as a male makes you a fucking gay. Fucking make more sense, please.

>>148656005
Nigger, where the fuck did you pull that shit about being in love with him? All we are saying is that calling him a beta after all the shit he did in multiple novels after he became a vampire is fucking retarded

But really, thats some nice projection you have there, sure says a lot about you

Where would Itsuka Shido belong?

>>148655978
>Betas also pop boners over women
>it depends on how Araragi's perversion is perceived by others within the story

The problem with beta protags is that they see their attraction to girls as something bad. They act all scared and apologetic when they walk into a girl changing clothes, for example.
Araragi doesn't give a fuck. He thinks girls are hot and he embraces the feeling.
He also thinks hocchan is hotter than his girlfriend and has nice titties, and he's open about that, and the bitch is still with him.

>>148656069
And your shitpost goes to show how much you actually have watched. Let's ignore the fact that you read none of the novels yet; you're still a shithead for thinking he's alpha because he can stick an event flag on because you miss the signs on how much of a puss he can be.

>>148656141
>Araragi doesn't give a fuck
>and the bitch is still with him
You obviously do not understand how alpha-beta actually works, do you. At least watch first half of the Owarimono before you even continue this discussion.

>>148656005
>you're either gay or not

If you're either alpha or beta than having a spectrum like in op's picture is fucking retarded isnt it?

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>>148651881
This is a strange way of telling us you suck cock, OP.

>>148656220
Why do you feel so threatened by Araragi?

>>148656252
Hence why I been saying he's more beta than fucking alpha. Go watch Owarimonogatari before you ever post here again.

>>148656322
If Araragi is Alpha, Tatsuya would be on far end left of it to you, I would have to think. And there's something wrong with that. By a lot.

>>148656220
Point me to one situation where araragi was a beta.

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>>148656220
>Opinions I don't like are shitposts

>>148656360
>>148656463
>Kizumono
>Watches cat's pantsu flash
>Can't forget about it so goes to buy porno mag
>Runs into bat
>Relutantly gives blood

>Bakemono
>Entire thing

>Nisemono Karen Bee
>Crab says "I have all night, please take care of me"
>Just takes her home

I can continue onward, but that'd just prove how much of it in details you have watched this series in.

>>148656463
>Opinions I don't like are shitposts
You should google and look up word "hypocrite" too while you go and study the difference between alphas and betas.

>>148656220
What the fuck are the requirements for being an alpha to you? What the fuck is wrong with you? Did you get raped by someone with the same hairstyle as Araragi?

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>>148656547
>Nisemono Karen Bee
>>Crab says "I have all night, please take care of me"
>>Just takes her home
Thank you, now we know you're just a low effort troll

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>>148651881
>japanese males
>alpha

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>>148656547
>Nisemono Karen Bee
>Crab says "I have all night, please take care of me"
>Just takes her home

He fell for the "walked her home gently" meme

>>148656598
spike is only half-japanese and simon is a mole person

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>>148651881
>Is this accurate?
No.

Add this to alpha instead of cwby bebup, screaming man and autismo.

Where does Akira Fudou go?

>>148652377
And Kirito is ahead of Araragi? Nah.

>Kaiji
>beta

>>148651881
Oh damn, this is some good bait. Nice work OP.

>148654604
Being edgy doesnt equate for being alpha

>>148656990
Jotaro is only half as well.
Also, OP's post is shit since there's no Johnathan

Kaiji, Shinji, 8man and Araragi are not beta.

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>>148651881
Fixed it for you, literally none of them would be brave enough to remove all suffering and rework the entirety of existence to make better rules. And become god.

>>148661494
Kaiji is definitely beta. Just because he can nut up and gamble well doesn't mean he's not a crying screaming loser NEET with a temper.

> Spike
> Alpha

What? Apparently cucks who settles for sloppy seconds are alpha now.

>>148661972
He's an omega male, or whatever. That tier where they are alpha in their own right and reject society.

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>>148651881
>doesn't include the supreme alpha male ever created in japanese fiction

>>no rance
the fuck?

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>>148654736
Miria t-tho..

>>148651881
I will never understand why the fuck people are so fixated with how socially dominant fictional characters are.

>>148656547
>>Nisemono Karen Bee
>>Crab says "I have all night, please take care of me"
>>Just takes her home

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>>148663127
We don't have anything better to do.

>araaragicucks this buttmad that their precious twilight reject is called a beta
No, you fags, having seinfeldian conversations isn't being alpha

>>148661936
>took the easy way out like a little bitch and invalidating the sacrifices magical girls made
>become a god despite still having a mindset of a naive child that think wishing away problems solve anything
>suffer for it by getting her godhood stolen by friend
Madokacucks everyone