Heavy Object

Is it the power of filthy men who Hevia always gets the pleasure of escorting?

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>>148643815
They're just bullies going around destroying everyones' fancy new toys and taunting little girls.

>>148645218
>everyones'
Funny way to say VIPs/Royals wasting taxpayers money

>>148643815
They have the following powers:
>ENGINEERING
>BUDDY-COP ANTICS
>A SHITTON OF EXPLOSIVES
And most importantly,
>A DISTURBING DISREGARD FOR TAXPAYER MONEY AND CHAIN OF COMMAND

>>148645807
Why haven't they been courtmartial'd 26 times already?

>>148645888
For the same reason they haven't become rich war heroes either, basically they are useful enough and criminal enough that every single one of their achievements balances out their fuck-ups and keeps them exactly where they are. Although i do believe that Qwenser DID get Court Martial'd in the LN.

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>>148645888
Can't get rid of them since they're national heroes and the last time they got reassigned away from the front lines didn't work too well. Quenser did get tossed in the brig in the epilogue of HO10 though.

>>148645957
But not all of the objects they took out are after they turned off the radio and broke every military regulation like it was crushed candy under their boots, a number of them are clean kills.
There's plenty of fuckups though.

>>148646074
They're still too maverick to get promoted, and no commander except for Froleytia will even consider accepting them as subordinates anymore after vol 6.

If they banter dies they die.

Just taking out Early States, something that took out 3 objects in one hit should have more than enough for them to lead a life of lardasses in some stupidly high sickness inducing hotel until someone assassinates them.

>>148643815
>How do these two idiots manage to bullshit their way through 50 meter tall metal balls of death spewing lasers and plasma

99% of the time they just help other objects win.

>why does everyone always forget this happened around 20 times already?

They don't. It's just that their superiors would prefer if they died.

>>148647055
Why don't the higherups just send them to the Northern European Restricted Zone? They'll be sure to die there without any Objects around.

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>>148647405
You know, if you didn't read the series it's rather odd to keep asking questions rather than just reading the novels.

>>148647576
Oh, nice tits.

>>148645807
>A DISTURBING DISREGARD FOR TAXPAYER MONEY AND CHAIN OF COMMAND

Hevia's family can probably tank all the cost.

>>148647405
They already tried reassigning them. Including to one suicide mission that wasn't even in the records with the sole purpose of getting rid them and they still managed to survive, explode something and unveil a conspiracy.

>>148643815
They don't forget, the problem is that most of the time they destroy what they were trying to protect to save the waifu or something so the brass hates them while they also love them. Plus they are more useful on the field than on some remote place retired.

>>148646024
That was pretty funny, retire them to a place with nothing to blow up... they still end blowing something up.

>>148646606
Meme magic and witty banter keeping them alive.

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>>148645218
The bullying will come to an end.

>>148645957
Qwenser is a student you fucktard. He can't be court-martialled because he's not part of the military.

>>148645957
He only got thrown in jail for deserting, but we didn't get any follow up on that since the novels are episodic and the next volume happened at a completely different place and time.

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>>148643815
Even though Heavy Object was dumb, stupid fun, all of their ridiculous asspulls made at least some sense in the moment because we were told that our two knuckleheads were top class in their fields of Engineer and Radar Analyst, so they knew just the right way to somehow pull through.

I still haven't watched the last four episodes of this show but honestly, I don't thinK I ever will unless either the LN gets translated or some more animated content comes out

>>148654490
The LNs are translated. All of them except the bonus volume that came with the BDs, that's still being translated.

>>148654351
If he's a student, why is he always sent into the frontlines?

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>>148654490
>the LN gets translated
It is translated though. Like, actually translated, not the google translate shit.

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>>148654556
>>148654548
Huh... Ok, guess I got something added to the backlog.

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>>148654609
Everything by the same author is getting translations worked on during the weekends, and HO probably isn't even the craziest one.

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>>148654555
The battlefield is his classroom.

>>148654555
He's a battlefield student. It's for people trying to get rich quick and are willing to do random shit with the taxpayer's money.

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>>148654690
Speaking of which, Billiards Summoning was updated.

>>148655260
Is it? BT still isn't showing it.

H>Q

>>148655260
>Finally get started on Horizon
>Blood Sign updates
Js06 translates faster than I can read. Thanks.
>>148655306
The project page isn't showing it, but if you click on the chapter, it's there.

>>148656841
Yeah I found that out when I just clicked on the page. I put up a thread for Blood sign, don't know if it'll last.

>>148645888
Doesn't matter where you send them they end up killing an object anyways, if you send them to jail then be sure an object will appear there magically and get btfo

>>148647576
yeah just go to the clearly superior medium

>>148645888
Because militaries love results, and do have lee way as long as they can cover that shit up properly. Otherwise they somehow haven't reached the point of ever being salvageable, they probably still fit the wear and tear rules till they become worn out. Also for every success they get a bit of backing so they won't become royally fucked.

>>148655260
Kyousuke's having one hell of a hungover from the pandemonium.

>Captcha: Queen close

More Burning Alpha when? He was a bro.

>>148658874
Burning Alpha is overrated, he's like a 30 year old man picking on little girls.

>>148658906
>Implying you can ever be too old to pick on little girls

>>148658906
It is every man's solemn duty to bully any little girls that are not their little sister or daughter.

>>148655260
>Freedom Award 897, Harem Collector 98.
Kamachi please.

>>148643815
>Is in the military
>Shoulder lenght hair
This triggers me

>>148659950
There are 13 years olds in the military in HO (and I don't mean as elites), that should be the least of your worries.

>>148659950
He's officially a student so he gets away with things.
>>148660041
And the ones that are elites are super soldiers and more recently mass murderers.

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So when will Quenthur finally bone Hime?

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>In fact, was it even possible for a human mind and limbs to pull it off? It was a lot like taking the pattern printed on a silicon wafer and reproducing the circuit by hand in the hopes of building the same processor.
>It was impossible. It just could not be done.
>This was not an issue of skill as a summoner. He lacked the necessary tools.
>No scientist could research a pathogen without a microscope.
>No doctor could save a patient without surgical tools.
>Kyousuke was essentially saying he had seen the pathogen with the naked eye and opened the patient’s stomach with his fingers. Even at the 900-level, could someone really do something so inhuman?

Sasuga onii-sama aniue

>>148654690
truly kamachi.exe

>>148660329
When the Baby Magnum becomes as cool as the Miskatonic. She needs to lure him in.

>>148660329
When he's rich and influential enough to buy her retirement.

>>148660350
>Thinking they can kill a man used to dealing with a Great Old One yandere.
>[Muffled Queen laughing in the distance]

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Does this qt ever show up again?

>>148661772
She's dead. Fujos have no place in HO.

>>148661772
What the fuck anon, you watched her fall to her death.

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Does this qt ever show up again?

>>148647576
>reading
Know your place.

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>>148662843
Yes.

>>148662843
Yeah she does. She was pretty based in the last volume, healing up from taking a nasty bullet wound and pulling commando shit.

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>>148662910
You forgot the best part.
>gets flustered when the rest of the squad talks about regularly having fearboners from facing objects

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>>148663121
>Myonri with a full-auto shotgun art never
Why must we suffer?

>>148663121
>Suggests killing off Ohoho
Myonri started the bullying before even Quenser did

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>>148663153
That was great. The (confirmed) cutest soldier needs to be ruthless.

>>148646074
>a number of them are clean kills.
The only ones I can think of are times when they just assist and Hime deals the final blow, thus getting all the credit.

Do they actually destroy one on their own without breaking regulations or fucking with some higher-up's plan?

>>148663401
The Simple Is Best was pretty much a clean solo kill, the higher up whose plan was involved in that was arrested afterwards so that doesn't really count.

>>148663442
Quenser was running around the desert rubbing his dick against a traitor who killed her entire squad, not exactly by the books behavior. Also, trials take time and I'm sure the other higher ups don't want to reward people who send their own to court.

>>148663442
Throwing sand at an Object does not count as destroying it.

Why is Putana so cute?

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>>148663583
All FO girls are top tier.

>>148663679
There are a few I'd consider drowning in the ocean.

>>148663759
Like who? None of them did anything wrong.

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>>148643815
> bullshit their way through

for starter you need idiot fanbase

>>148663817
That Green Moss commander and Marriage Nighcap

>>148654490
>their fields of Engineer and Radar Analyst
It would be more accurate to say that their fields are blowing up objects and literally everything else.

Did Kamachi state how many objects there are in active service?

>>148663679
If miniskirts and thigh high socks are part of the military uniform, I'd enlist right now.

>>148645218
As of volume 9 they start to bully little kids too.

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>>148663679
>post/elite

>>148664012
no and it really doesn't matter

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Who will reign supreme?

>>148664120
Whitewitch would beat them all in a fight.

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>>148664141
The rest perhaps, I'm not sure about Skuld though.

>>148664141
Unicorn would beat Whitewitch for Russian Hime. Can't beat Motherfucking Loyalty.

>>148664141
Ohoho just shoots her.
Martini tells someone to kill her

>>148664141
Who will give her the dick?

>>148664502
She's too young you sicko.

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Wonder why Monica never gets posted. I know she's bratty but she's hot as fuck.

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>>148664645
Simply too many other better girls.

>>148664645
Childhood friends never win?

>>148658906

I don't even get that bullying meme.

If that fight with Mariydi lasted longer he would be dead. Hime saved his ass.

>>148664907
Even if he died his last words would be a taunt, honestly what a hopeless adult.

>>148664502

One day she will violate bodyguard-kun.

>>148664907
If she didn't have her wingmen she would have been shot down earlier. Also, Burning Alpha hasn't gone through the elite program like Mariydi has, he kept up with raw skill.

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>>148664120

Out of those Ice Grill is best.

But with how good FO girls are I'm sure in few volumes they will be in the lead.

Anyways, kind of a shame that Q&H had Catherine to help them with Mariydi. It would be hilarious if they had to face her alone. But I guess they would die.

Why is Capitalist Corporations such shit? They ruined the whole planet.

>>148664993

No. That's not how missile locks work. Getting a lock is far from a sure kill.

Besides, she had an entire fleet firing at her.

>>148665031

If they have more girls like Whitewitch they are okay.

>>148665037
If somebody had to cut in to divert the lock, it had to have been a good one. Also, if you're working with that logic there's no guarantee that she would have succeeded when she said she was only a few moves away from shooting him down.

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>S2 never
Sad. I'm currently halfway through vol. 11 and seeing some of the later books animated would be great.

>>148643815
s2 never ;_;

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>>148644855
NOPE! IT'S PROBABLY THE TITTIES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYqAeHkxxA

>>148645888
>court-martialing a pair of MAVERICKS
That isn't how it works.

>>148645888
>get sent to a place with nothing to blow up
>manage to blow shit up anyway
It answers itself.