>Computer, create a fully interactive simulation based on

I am already dead.

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>Computer, run program Barclay_Beats_Up_Normalfags

>>148566755
>Disengage safety protocols
Just ask directly if you want a cute Moriarty.

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Adaptation when?

lol haha

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>Captain, we are approaching an unarmed vessel full of kindergarten-age imoutos.
>I recommend a full spread of torpedoes.

>>148567185

man fuck Riker

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>Computer, create a non-shit version of anon's waifu
>UNABLE TO COMPLY

>>148567656
Fuck you, Riker is my Star Trek husbando.

>>148567722

Your husbandu's a douche and the only people on board the TNG Enterprise who weren't raging cunts where Data and to a lesser extent Jordi

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>>148567781

fucking douche

>Computer, run program Berserk_Eclipse
>Replace image of Casca with Chief O'Brien
>Transmit images to Engineering, Sick Bay, and Bridge

computer end my life already

>>148566755
I'm on to you OP.
>>>/tv/

>>148568220
Don't be mean to O'Brien. He had to learn the hard way about 3d vs 2d Japanese women.

>it's a holodeck anime titties gain sentience episode
Yawn

>>148568322
>Hold of on your attack, Mr. Worf. Perhaps these titties can be reasoned with.

>That episode when spock becomes the pirate king

>>148568320
>It's a Keiko get's turned into a loli episode

my dream of facesiting will be fulfilled

>it's a Geordi makes a holographic waifu episode

>>148568547
Leah Brahms had cute cheeks

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>>148568547

>>148568547
>it's different every season

>>148568547
>Captain, the unknown tiddies have raised shields and are powering their weapons

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>>148568652
>Honestly, Jean-Luc. How do you expect to reason with them? They're not Asses. Humanity fails again.

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>Computer, run holosuite program "Rance Goes to Bajor".

>>148566755
> computer, open up all images from my fur affinity "new art by watched artists" list"
> visualize

>>148568267
I'm sorry anon, I'm afraid I can't do that

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>>148568847
>fur affinity

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So listen, I hear you all go on about your waifu and Im really happy for the both of you, but do you have a dakimura yet? Cast of figurines? I got a whole warehouse full of stock and anything I don't have I can get.

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>thread is full of /tv/ shit and I cant understand a thing

is this how normalfags feel when they browse /a/?

>>148568978
Star Trek the Next Generation is super moe.

>>148568930
I'm not buying any more cheap replicated dakis off of you, Quark.

>>148568978
All of the plot elements are based on archetypes, so I read the thread with no problems despite viewing very little of this television program

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>>148566755
>Disengage safety protocols.
Utter madman, you'll get us all killed.

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>>148568978

Why would a normal fag be browsing /a/ in the first place, good Doctor? I think there's more /a/ to these people than they let on, and Im not sure I but you don't get /TV/ either.

With all those streaming services and channels available today you mean to tell me you never caught so much as a glance. There's no reason to play coy, you're among friends here. Well for a given definition of the word anyways.

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>>148568978
>Star Trek
>normal fag

The new movies, maybe, but not the show.

>>148569043
Best boy

>>148569075

I still want to see one about Sisko. He did not take shit. At all.

>>148569071
new movies don't count as Star Trek. They have more in common with Star Wars anyhow.

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>>148569075
>Scotty! We need more rape!

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>Computer, open folder foxgirls
>Create a visualization from the pictures
>Enhance fluffiness
>Save program as touch fluffy tail

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>Neelix is on screen

>>148569140
>It's a Neelix locks Tuvok out of his own quarters to have freaky Klingon sex episode

The Next Generation is overrated garbage. I couldn't even finish the first season.

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>>148569171

>Tuvix

>>148569207
It doesn't get good until the third season. Even the actors and staff agree.

>>148569207
>watching the first season

You poor man.

>>148569207
I need to take the time to watch all of TOS.
I'm still sticking with DS9 being best Star Trek

But judging TNG only by the first season is foolish

>>148569207
The episodes when Riker is clean-shaven are actually quite bad.
After Riker gets his beard the series dramatically improves for unrelated reasons.

>>148569224

Hell even the fans will tell you it was rancid.

>>148567769
This is some shit taste. It's as if you only like boring people.

>>148569207
even the worst seasons are miles better then the original series

>>148569207
you are literally retarded

>>148567820
Apparently the actor had an injury which prevents him from sitting down normally

>it's another evil scantily clad anime girl simulations take over the ship episode
Booooooooring

>>148569270
Not really. Roddenberry really needed someone to reign him.

>That episode where the find out that Geordi was using his Visor to watch Boku no Pico around the clock.

>>148569317

He was nuttier than Lucas when left to his own devices

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>Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong

>>148569345
Aside from being a race-mixer.

>>148569317
At least I can take the early seasons of TNG seriously, which is more than I can say for the original. You may disagree, but having an actual budget for a sci-fi show fucking matters.

>>148569342
He was literally addicted to painkillers during the 70s and 80s.

I'm not saying he was altogether before, but he was high as kite during TNG.

>>148569102
>Sisko punches rapist alien in whatever passes for its genitals.

>>148569365
That's just pathetic. Get some taste man

>>148569365
TOS had much stronger scripts and acting than early TNG.

>>148569345
>>148566755
Friendly reminder that Enterprise is the best Star Trek.

Period.

>Computer, simulate Enterprise having 7 successful seasons WITHOUT Rick Berman and Brannon Braga

>UNABLE COMPL-

>Warp Core Explodes

>>148569380

>YOU BETRAYED YOUR RAPE!

What anime would be closest to Star Trek?

Seeking out new life and what not.

>>148569392
>TOS had much stronger acting
Fuck off. Everyone aside from Nimoy was either completely wooden or over-the-top.

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>>148566755
It feels like we're getting closer. VR headsets are quite compelling now. Solving for haptic interactions though is going to be bottleneck.

>Star Trek animu.
>Wesley Crusher is the protag.

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>I regret that I waifus are so different. Perhaps, in another season, I might have called you friend.

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>>148569419

Nadeisco? Captain Tylor? Maybe the Banner of the Stars series?

>>148569466
dropped faster than warp 10

>>148569459
SAO-tier VR or GTFO!

You're waifu has to serve on the enterprise/Oyyager/ds9 what happens?

>>148569432
Name one early TNG episode that stands up to "City on The Edge of Forever" or "Who Mourns for Adonis?".

>>148569525
Measure of a Man

Q Who?

>>148569514
Not much changes. She's been to space once as a laugh and enjoyed it. She wouldn't cause waves wherever she was stationed, just do her job and blend into the background.

>>148569558
NO

>>148569525
I'm not saying the acting in early TNG is good. However, its still better than your average episode of TOS, and finding exceptions to the rule doesn't change that.

>>148569583
TOS characters had more personality. TNG characters didn't get one until half-way through the show.

>>148568930
NEVER GET caught behind this bloke at ComiKet!

So we're all Klingaboos in the future, right?

>>148569714
This is a Klingon Opera forum

>>148569601
and TOS only had three seasons, which is still one less than the number of seasons we got with TNG where the personality, acting, effects, and everything exceeded TOS.

>>148569380
>but unfortunately only after having raped O'Brien

>>148569043
>It's a Garak molests Bashi in his sleep episode.

>>148568930
>It's an Odo disguises himself as a daki and busts Quark for piracy episode

>>148569878

>Unfortunately not before selling it to Worf who takes time to break it in

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>>148569771
You've not experienced anime until you've watched it in the original Klingon.

>>148569714
Worf was basically that Japanese kid that grew up in America and learned about Japan from anime and mange.

>>148569459
Why won't she just eat it?
She seems to have no idea how to handle food.

>>148568547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcdp-5dldY8&t=4m56s

Timestamp highly related.

>>148569920
That's kind of sad when you think about it.

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>>148566755
Father. What is the significance of ass and titties?

>>148569771
>Not a Cardassian Mystery Novel BBS

>>148570004
>waifus measured by their love of the state

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>>148568930

>>148569980
Worf had a hard life.

>>148569270
Yeah that's fucking wrong.

TOS is weird. Because it's weird (and the budget) it's got the widest spectrum of quality but it also means it has stories that none of the other series would even touch.

TNG is too sterilized (so are the TOS films).
DS9 is too dark.
Voyager is too stupid.
Enterprise is too all of the above at random.

I miss weird Star Trek.

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>It's a Weyoun can't get into anime because the Founders designed him to be a normalfag episode

>>148569912
>TL note: nab means plan

>>148567656
Well fuck you too

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There is no anime character more sad and beat up by life than Chief O'Brien.

>>148569572

YES

>>148570172
hagh

>>148570220
fuck off redditard. whoever wrote this shitstain comic obviously never watched ds9 and witnessed how much of a fucking BADASS the hero of cetlic 3 is

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>>148570220
>tfw I own that book

>>148570254
>terrible taste
>posts worst captain

gee, big surprise

>>148570220
I never really got this meme. O'Brien didn't have it that bad.

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>>148570307
>O'Brien didn't have it that bad

>>148570307
His entire shift for eight hours was to stand in a room by himself and wait for someone to use the transporter.

Don't overthink the gag strip, just laugh.

>>148570320
Keiko put out. All the time.

>>148570307
>O'Brien didn't have it that bad.

>gets possessed by alien
>wife gets possessed by alien
>kidnapped and framed by spoonheads
>20 yrs in memory prison
>married to keiko

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>>148566755

>Computer create a simulation of twenty copies of Lieutenant Judy Hopps
>raise their hormone levels to be in heat so that the urge to mate overcomes all rational thought and make them find me sexually irresistible
>cover me in carrot oil
>Disengage safety protocols

>>148570378
>Don't overthink the gag strip, just laugh.

you know it's possible to have standards for what constitutes GOOD humour. even for "gag strips"

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>>148570307
He did get 20 years of prison memories.

>>148570378
You forgot the part where his job is also redundant because you can just order the computer to transport things.

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>>148570436
So why don't you?

>>148570443
Well, he's there so this doesn't happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro_QpDJX-Sk

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>>148569419
Days of Sagitarrius

>>148569345
>Reminder that Dukat only ever did anything to get himself bajoran pussy

- And when you're a Gul they let you do it
- You can do anything
"whatever you want"
- Grab them by the pussy.

Vote Dukat/Damar 2016

>>148570589
Trek newbie here, this seems like a rather compelling argument.

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>>148570320
>the feel when you're supposed to have a Japanese wife but she's really Chinese.

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>>148570719
It happens.

>>148570719
>tfw when you're supposed to have a French captain but he's really British

>>148569075
fun read would like one about ds9

the tos one was super comfy though

>>148570816
24th century nigga they are lucky to have British any more

>>148570753
She's Korean at least. It's probably my inner weeaboo But I really hate it when Hollywood type cast japanese characters with other asians, or any character that's supposed to be a certain nationality or heritage with someone who isn't. Not even the new Star Trek movies used a japanese guy for Sulu. George Takei is the only person of Japanese heritage that's played a Japanese character in Star Trek

>>148566755
>Computer, load up celery man, please.

>>148570118

Why is Jeffery Combs so based

>>148569459
>Solving for haptic interactions though is going to be bottleneck.
The tech seems to progress quite good: http://www.dextarobotics.com/

>>148570884
they cast Americans to play as brits and Australians as Americans. And brits and Americans and Australians to play all of europe. We even use canadians.

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How many lights are there, Picard-San desuwa?

>>148570278
>Worst captain
>Explored an unknown quadrant with limited supplies and got most of her remaining crew back home while telling the Borg to shove it.
Pick one.

>>>/tv/

I like TNG aswell but fuck off.

>>148571260
/m/ has a Star Trek thread up more often than /tv/

>>148571260
Uh-oh, the fun police are here.

>we are never going to get a good space exploration sci-fi anime with cute girls

Where are the mods?

>missed the opportunity to be a useless piece of shit and prattle on about Star Trek on /a/

I might as well start sucking my own cock now

>>148571586
Who moderates the moderators?

Am I the only one that thought Lt. Yarr was okay? I don't see why people had such issues with her.

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>>148571226
YAMATE!

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>>148569102
Hostile alien: I'm going to rape your mom.
Sisko: Fire quantum torpedoes.
[Defiant rapes hostile alien]
[Roll credits]

>>148567820
Frakes has back problems, so after a certain point in TNG, he literally couldn't sit in a chair properly, so he'd either mount his chairs like a bicycle, or in a couple episodes, he actually turned a chair around to stradle it instead of properly sitting in it, or he'd do the Gaston thing on the Bridge and put his foot up and lean forward on his knee.

>>148571666
Her character was boring. She was literally created to be a stronk woman and nothing else, and when the first season started to fall apart, Roddenberry used her and Sirtis as scapegoats. Crosby jumped ship and Sirtis hit the convention circuit to drum up popularity for her character.

>>148568844
>not Andoria

>>148568978

Star Trek is the original nerd show.

>>148569102

YOU'VE BETRAYED YOUR RAPE

>>148569075
It's accurate, but Kirk really only acted like that in the bad episodes.

>>148569247
>I need to take the time to watch all of TOS.

I've been watching it all for the first time since there's BD rips now.

Remember when it Futurama Fry described it as "79 episodes, about....30 good ones"? That's not far from the truth. When TOS was good it was amazing, but it had a whole lot of "what the hell were they smoking" episodes.

Spock's Brain is not that bad. It's dumb and silly, but it's fun. It doesn't insult your intelligence, that's what And The Children Shall Lead is for

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Oh no...

>>148566755
>Disengage safety protocols.

Why do we even HAVE those? They always malfunction anyway.

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I am going to rape your waifu. What are you going to do about it?

>>148572482
Watch you get your shit kicked in like always

>>148572411
Well they had some of the best sci-fi writers of their era working on episodes, but they also took whatever shit was thrown to the wall also.

Plus they really didn't know Star Trek was going to be a thing, so they didn't care.

>>148572411
> that's what And The Children Shall Lead is for
It was worth it for one scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvRBDQqSmY

>>148571141

Much of that comes down to accent though, particularly if it's 'generic white guy from one of the British colonies'. There's at least a more clear facial difference still distinguishable for some of the Asian island nations.

This fuck thread is on /tv/ as well. I've seen someone post the same starter question on both boards at least a few times this week.

>>148569952

She is an artificial lifeform. Maybe it's like AI and she'll have a stroke if she eats food, that's why she's afraid of it.

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>>148569075
Hostile alien: I'm going to rape your mom. And your dad. And you.
Sisko: Fire Quantum Torpedoes---
Hostile alien: For the season finale! HAHAHAHA
Sisko: Dammit!
Dax: We don't stand a chance, sir.
Sisko: Remember that time we used to fuck like rabbits, old man?
Dax: Uh. NOOO. And in case you haven't noticed, I'm a GIRL now.
Sisko: *sigh* It just isn't the same.
Tailor: Captain. If I may.
Sisko: Jes- how the HELL did you get into tactical?
Tailor: Oh, you know =3.
Tailor: If we can convince the Romulans that they too will get raped, we might stand a chance.
Sisko: Maybe. But how?
Tailor: Oh I know a guy. It'll just cost you 300 crates of biogenic omnidicks.
Sisko: Three hundred- The Federation doesn't HAVE that many dicks! 150 and no more!
Tailor: =3
Quark: Acquisition at its finest!
Doc: Reported!
Tailor: So we're going to photoshop a picture of the aliens planning to rape the Romulans, and give it to the Ambassador.
Sisko: Are you sure this is going to work?
Tailor: Totally!
Ambassador: This message is shopped! I can tell by the pixels and by having seen a few in my time!
Tailor: Whoops, lol. Anyway I left my baggage on his shuttle, BRB.
Some time later...
Odo: The ambassador's ship blew up, captain.
Sisko: Dammit! This evil cape flows so nicely and it looks badass! What's your tailoring secret?
Tailor: Congrats captain, you just saved the entire quadrant from rape. =3
Sisko: Yeah. I can live with this.
Sisko: Computer. Delete all contents of the previous post.

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Captain, there is a strange protrusion on the hull of the unknown vessel. Records indicate it has appeared seven million, four hundred two thousand, six hundred thirty five times since the beginning of the twenty-first century. It is most commonly referred to as "that bulge."

>>148567660
That means his waifu is already perfect.

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>>148575444
>Do you recognise it, Mr. Data?

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>Computer, import holo-image Seiba_is_mai_waifu, and using the physical dimensions of this template file randomly generate a dozen Seibas chosen from any Federation race historical figure, with appropriate clothing reflective of their personality and culture.
>Next, please load a single king-sized bed in the center of the room, along with several full boxes of hand-tissues, and the crown of the early Earth monarchy of England.
>Disengage safe day protocols.

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>Computer : turn me into a kawaii oppai loli
>Cannot comply captain, the statement is paradoxical

> Computer, load up Takagi_swimsuit.holo
> Disengage smug protocols.

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Honestly Garak, I don't understand how you can sit there and defend Nico as being best girl when the real best girl is obviously Maki.

>>148577290
Psycho pass clearly has the best girl. Akane's unwavering devotion to Sybil is enough to make my patriotism rock hard.

>Computer, load up Girls_und_Panzer
>Engage lewdness protocols

Doctor x Garak was my OTP

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>>148577575
:3

>>148577575
Sisko x Old man OTP
There's nothing quite as magical as having a best bro to hang out with who also turned into a cute girl.

>>148567185
>accidentally start reading this in Japanese reading order

Western comics really need colour.