You are in a bar, and this guy smacks your girls ass. What do you do?

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>>148503683
I turn into primordial soup.

Smack his ass.

Check em

Realize clearly it must have been an accident because Shinji is gay.

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>>148503683
Fuck his boipucci to establish dominance and then steal his 3 bitches. Then fuck his mommy figure and his sexy scientist friend and her lesbian wannabe-lover.

Nothing the kid just started crying before i could react

If you stare at him long enough he'll break down into tears and cry about how painful life is, victim-complexing himself and how terrible his life is

Then Misato will talk about fanservice

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>>148504729

Tell him to get in the eva.

>>148503683
Get in the robot, Shinji.

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>>148504706
Roll credits on this scene and bump those uglies.

>>148503683
He apologizes to me and my waifu for tripping

"Didn't anybody teach you manners? Your father would probably be ashamed of you if he saw what you did."

>>148505129
DELETE THIS MODS

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>>148503683
Deck him

>>148503683
>this guy smacks your girls ass
No he doesn't, he's too much of a chicken to do shit.

>>148503683
I call Kaworu he will scold him