I love sushi!

I love Japan period.

>>148487348
J-rock!

/jp/ is that way

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>>148487316
AW GIRUGAMESH

Its been pretty much a decade since, why is this still so quotable?

>>148487434
because it's so relatable

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>>148487316
Tiffany Grant still does the best Magma Diver Asuka cosplay.

>>148487434
>pretty much a decade
It's been 7 years.

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O L D F A G
L
D
F
A
G

I'm still confused as to why that one guy yelled out "And gay men!" while holding a bottle of lube. Was he lost or something?

>>148487572
Is he referring to that stupid meme marble soda? But a different brand? I'm unironcally confused too.

And manga!

Did anyone actually go to Sakuracon?

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And GAY MEN!

>>148487316
>eating sushi with chopsticks

This is the worst part desu

>>148487401
Where is this guy is now anyway? Is he still weeb or has he moved on?

>>148487498
>7 years
w-what

>>148488336
I wouldn't be surprised if they all killed themselves by now.

>>148488369
It was an advert for Sakura con 2009.

>>148488384
I know that, I was amazed its already been 7 years but apparently I have to spell that out for dense retards such as yourself

>>148488286
Wanna know how I know you've never been to Japan?

>>148488495
What did you think the warm towel was for?

>>148487572
Gaming

SC2012 was the best, for it gave rise to the hero we all needed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwmJFfruFpg

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>>148488413
Jesus Christ. Spare your red hot anger for something a little less inconsequential, you autistic fuck. I know what you meant.

>>148488522
To wash myself?

>>148488615
Okay, now put two and two together.

>>148487316
How have I not killed myself yet jesus christ

>>148488644
Because you're a dumb pussy

>>148488643
Wash 4 people?

>>148487434
>4chan
>weeb website
>weeaboo quote is still memeing on

Gee, I wonder anon.

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>>148488655
Fine you faggot
>Unlike sashimi, which is almost always eaten with chopsticks, nigirizushi is traditionally eaten with the fingers, even in formal settings

>>148488522
Japanese wipe their hands before eating. I got a towel before I had some okonomiyaki. I guess that's hand food too? And all those Japanese people eating sushi with chopsticks must have been weirdos, right?

>>148488654
Yet we're all here in the same place.

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>>148488555
Holy shit I forgot about this guy.

>>148487434
It's the bane plane scene of anime

>>148488708
>sushi is made by hand
>somehow not okay to eat by hand

Nigga you dumb, eating sushi with your hand is fine.

AND MANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>148487316
I like it when the rice is still a little warm

>>148488763
>>148488708
>>148488695
>>etc
Who cares? Get out you fucking weeaboos.

>>148488555
Simpler times

>>148488811
Only a weeaboo would try something as dumb as eating sushi with chopsticks

>>148488522
Nah they now give wet wipes to the customer. You don't get towel anymore except for backyard mom and pops eatery shop

>>148488811
>he gets assblasted

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>>148488911
>>148488980
Only a weeaboo would care about the proper Japanese way of doing shit.

>>148488814
2012-2013 was great with 2015 following suit.

I will never get over the fact that my friend ran into Kana motherfucking Ueda, and he didn't even recognize her. Dumbass blocked her way into the conference room, getting her all flustered.

>>148488962
>Nah they now give wet wipes to the customer.
Please tell me you're lying.
I don't believe you, there is no way Japan would
a) abandon tradition this easily, or
b) do it in the three years since I was in Japan.

No no no no no

>>148488413
I'm more amazed that it's ONLY been 7 years. Feels like it was at least 10.

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I met Tiffany Grant at a con once. Awesome person.

A bit of an Asuka freak though...but she was cool enough to sign my EVA art-book. three times!

>>148488995
Only a weeaboo would ignore common sense to try and be Japanese by using chopsticks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYjWxAQQLrM

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>>148489009
>A bit of an Asuka freak

>>148489009
>letting that disgusting whore sign your art-book

I am dissapointed in you.

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>>148489009
>Dwight

>>148489004
All the restaurants I went to last year also had hot towels. I'd be surprised if Japan did make the switch considering how conscious they are about waste to the point of not having paper towels in bathrooms.

>>148489004
Tokyo 2020 nigga.

>>148488911
Nigga I even eat my potato chips with chopsticks. That way I can still use my computer without getting the mouse/keyboard disgustingly oily.

>>148489348
This isn't weeb shit, this is masterrace method of sticky/oily/powdery snack consumption.

Sushi should be eaten by hand though.

>>148487499
>Posting 9gag tier memes

Fucking go kill yourself kanser.

>>148488589
>autistic

Are you lost?

>>148489449
Fuck off.

>>148489406
>Sushi should be eaten by hand though.
Keeps the rice out of the soy sauce.

>>148489348
I've never actually thought of it that way, that's a surprisingly good idea.

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HOLY SHIT MAN THE HARPOONS

>>148488695
>But why?
Yeah, why?

"I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
"GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive, pudgy digits.

"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.

"Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.

As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"

"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON NI IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi. Like a true warrior, however, he dove fearlessly into the throes of battle, slicing sinew and bone alike with a precision afforded him by his years of chef training. He laughed maniacally as bucket upon bucket of blood was spilled, the organs and flesh of his former patrons spewing forth like water down a hill. He and his restaurant alike were soon strewn with every type of viscera, and he gave an animalistic howl to the still-rising moon.

Kobayashi goose-stepped over the knee-high pile of cadavers, and, having finally exited the restaurant, he wiped the blood clean from his cleaver and strode off into the horizon. He knew that he had honored his ancestors with this true act of bravery, and helped to rid the world of a grave evil indeed.

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>>148491107
>"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.

>>148487316
I love Japan, even though I've never been to that FFFUCKING country before!

>>148491107
>>148491121
Good times.

Did I accidentally walk into /jp/ or something?

>>148487316
For real though, weeb taint aside, sushi can be fucking delicious. Have you tried the volcano rolls, /a/? HAVE YOU TRIED THEM.

Boner.

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>>148491243
>volcano rolls
>sushi

>>148491243
You must be American.

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>>148491286
>Boner.

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>>148487316

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>>148491450

>>148489602
holy fuck I remember that video

>>148488555
Holy shit.
I want to know who this guy is, how old he is and what's wrong with him.
>SKRILLEX

>>148491243
>weeb taint aside
>meme sushi
fuck me....

>>148489412

>9 gag

Nigga this image macro is almost a decade old.

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>There are people over the age of 16 that go to cons
Still terrifies me these people can legally drive cars and vote.

>>148492484
>there are people that go to cons

>>148492484
>>148492494

>Not going to good cons with exclusive guests

Stay basement.

>>148492494
I can understand stupid teenage fangirls and shit going cause they don't know any better or cause they're "such nerds", but man, people going after 16 or so, just god damn there's something wrong there.

>>148492533
>Paying 60+ dollars to stand in a giant line filled with societies absolute worst just so you can ask someone who was most definitely paid just to be there and has several bodyguards on standby a question or get a quick scribble on your XL T-shirt
Nah

>>148491243
I have tried the volcano rolls. I experienced the bliss of dreams and memories, worlds within worlds. Fish, rice, and hot sauce danced in the arena of my mouth for the prize of my eternal affection, and I knew what it was like to be a god.

Oh wait that was just the acid kicking in.

>>148492535
>>148492591
Never change neo /a/

>>148492658
Yeah, if neo-/a/ changed you'd have to come up with a new buzzword for shit you don't like.

Neo-neo-/a/ doesn't really have the same ring to it.

>>148492533
Kill yourself, you human garbage.

>>148492685
I don't recall expressing any dislike, are you a mind reader? Would rather I just talk shit out of my ass like you?

>>148492771
>Use insult
>"Haha what are you talking about it was a compliment :^)"

>>148492805
Again where is the insult or the compliment? Why the fuck are you being so defensive?

>>148489036
Is this the ultimate form of waifuism, voicing your own waifu?

>>148487316
2009 was the beginning of the end desu

>>148492484
>>148492494
>>148492533
>>148492535
>>148492658
>>148492685
>>148492771
AND GAYMEN!

>>148492841
>Literally incapable of figuring out what post I'm referring to
I'm so sorry anon, I didn't know it was this difficult for you.

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>>148487401

>>148487316
>>>/jp/

>>148487572
GAY MEN
AAAH
FIGHTER OF THE STRAIGHT MEN
AAAH

>>148489036
>>148492879
>you will never be your own waifu

>>148492533
You mean like the Bilderbergs?

Thanks, now I actually want to eat some.

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>>148487316

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKTpINCaldI

>>148495850
Girugamesh and prepubescent school girls were some top tier VA shit.

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I feel bad for the Japanese chef in the commercial. Imagine seeing your proud country and glorious heritage reduced to lowest-common-denominator entertainment for fat, socially maladjusted, American teenagers.

>>148496580
>Imagine seeing your proud country and glorious heritage reduced to lowest-common-denominator entertainment for fat, socially maladjusted, American teenagers.

So business as usual for literally every country in the world, especially America?