Does he live the best life in anime?

>>148413134
>has almost died twice
>fighting gods every week
>fighting a war every month
You tell me?

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>>148413213
I feel like if he did nothing but get laid and have a blast he'd get bored of it. He lives a real mans life. Excitement and adventure and romance and he's basically the king. His life is totally ideal.

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>>148413316
I feel like it's all kind of worth it just for the armor.

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>>148413213

Totally worth it to wake up covered in bitches.

>>148413487
He gets more.

Nah, Rito does. Literally does nothing except maybe stand up for a girl with generic defense and he has girls falling for him left and right and he'll supposedly inherit a space empire without doing anything.

>>148413556
Yea but the whole point is a challenge is a good thing and Issei is kinda in the perfect spot plus his girls are way cuter.

>>148413134
>Dxdfags actually believe this

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>>148413600
Kuroka alone is better then all the TLR girls combined.

>>148413487
Xenovia is the fucking best I wanna steal her to Issei and mold her pussy using my cock.

MUH.

>>148413213
This, and also
>teased by 10/10 girls everyday
>not fucking them because muh Raynare
>not even masturbating
>had to wait until legit adult to fuck

Between those and having to risk his life everyday it's a shitty life to have. But hey when you're an adult it all pays off so good luck with that.

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>Is god
>Uses his powers to travel the universe and eat cheap food
Does it get better?

>>148413641
She isn't

it's a pretty good one
>has a waifu
>has a harem
>gets harem end
>insanely powerful artifact that's also an advisor and bro
>demonic long life

>>148413707
And his kids hate him.

I'd rather be a character who has one true waifu.

>>148413780
He does. It's Rias.

>>148413661
>trying to steal a girl from a dragon god
>trying to steal a girl like Xenovia who attacks before she talks and takes her vows very seriously
R.I.P anon.

>>148413801
uh huh

>>148413723
2 easy mate. Take yourself
For example. You're god but you trapped yourself in your body because you wanted a challenge and in fact everybody living and that lived and will live is you living another one of your lives.

>>148413707
Wait, did he ever actually fuck one of them? I haven't kept up with the series in absolute ages.

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This guy has it better.

Better girls in harem and more bros.

>>148413780
Just EX hates him all the other kids respect him and know the troubles he goes through.

>>148413835
Theres a thing aout his kids and yeah he's happily married to like 7/8 girls or something.

>>148413835
He does fuck them, but in the future. Teenage Issei never fucks them.

>>148413838
He doesn't get to fight as cool of battles and can't do a lot of things Issei can.

>>148413213
not "almost", he did die twice and I expect him to die one last time in this arc only for him to realize he's fucking immortal because Ophis or something

What about Rance?

>>148413808
>implying I wouldn't have broken OP powers
I will NTR Issei and every harem MC

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.

>>148413874
>happily married to like 7/8 girls or something
More like double that or something.

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>>148413917
Rance is more vidya than he is anime

Issei doesn't fuck any of the girls at first but let's be honest. If he really wanted to he could have easily done it.

>>148413982
And even then he still doesn't have even half the cool shit Issei has.

>>148413948
>I wouldn't have broken OP powers
Well sure but remember that DxD mode on its own is REALLY fucking overpowered, and don't forget Issei is a bro to many characters that are almost broken

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Plus what's his official title? Red dragon emperor or something? That's badass.

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Rito also has a great life

>>148413134
>being voiced by Yuki Kaji

No my friend, he has the worst life.

>>148414039
Actually it's "Oppai Dragon"

>>148414066
Actually it's both and he has more titles.
Sekiryuutei of the blazing truth sounds sick as fuck.

>>148414066
Still pretty cool. He can also strip clothes off people by looking at them. That's pretty cool right? Imagin all the fun.

>>148414116
he needs to touch the clothes first, he also learnt how to talk to oppai to reveal a girls true feelings

the shit japan comes up with honestly, never change

>>148414167
No didn't he learn how to do it without touching them in a episode?

>>148413134
Considering that his schedule is jam packed for at least 200 years and spending at least 10 years pretty much fighting non-stop before having the leisure to procreate, my answer is no.

>>148414202
i dont recall but even late into season 3 he had to still touch to plant the magical seal

>>148414282
Maybe I'm imagining things but I think the Azazel guy might have taught him it or something.

>>148413134
Besides the fact that he'll have a pretty busy life, in many aspects, yes.

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>>148413134
I want to be him so badly

>>148413134
He was my self-insert when I was still a haremfag. He really reminds me of myself.
I'd trade my current life in exchange of his if only I had a chance.

>inb4 muh suffering
pfffffffttt It's fucking nothing.

So who's best girl?

>>148414964
Xenovia, I'm going to rape that bitch into submission.

>>148414024
I'm stronger than them.

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>>148414964

All of them.
Sona is my #1.

>>148415012
>rape
But why?
She wants kids, just cum inside
>>148415063
Hi Saji, how's it going?

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>>148414964
Koneko

>>148415110
Remember that she'll literally die if you impregnate her

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>>148415159
It's alright, we can do anal instead

>>148415177
The one true contraceptive method always wins

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>>148415093
Haruhi Fujioka is my only waifu I don't feel any emotional attachment to other anime girls.
I only need them to satisfy my sexual desires.

>But why?
To assert my dominance and power over her she'll like it in the end tho.

>She wants kids, just cum inside
She's gonna carry our child after I cum inside her while begging me not to.

>>148413874
Confirmed to be married to Rias, Asia, Ravel and possibly Koneko. The rest are either other wives or concubines. He also has 20+ kids.

Issei does want to fuck the girls he's just cockblocked every time by another girl, the latest cockblocker being Ravel.

>>148415259
She still wants kids, best case scenario is she'll be willing but dominant and then turn submissive and beg you to cum inside

>>148415320
>She still wants kids
Like I said she's gonna carry our child after I cum inside her while begging me not to.

>best case scenario is she'll be willing but dominant and then turn submissive and beg you to cum inside
Booooooring. I wanna see her resistance against me and lose her body to me while I'm fucking her.
She can be submissive after I rape her.

>>148415290
Which is insane considering they all accept being in the harem but are still jealous as fuck
And I cannot accept that the guys is cockblocked every fucking time even offscreen/offpage

So is it NTR? i'm no expert but it feels like NTR.

Would that make Rias the protag?

I just wish he'd call her by her name.

>>148415467
Ishibumi's editors are fucking faggots nothing fucking changed since he got a new one.

>>148415447
But that's ooc for Xenovia
You might as well rape Irina and enjoy her new black wings

>>148415495
NTR? Where?
>I just wish he'd call her by her name.
If we ever get S4 after the abomination that was S3, he will, in one of the absolute best moments in the series

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>>148415495
>finally calls her by her name
>happening
>lmao forgets all about it
fuck this shit, pic related
>literally married
>calls her Sensei at every opportunity

>>148415499
That's why I'm going to defeat her first using my OP powers then rape her afterwards and besides there's no ooc when it comes to dicking.

Do you even watch hentai or read h-doujins?

>>148415495
It's not ntr
Devils have harems and it's perfectly acceptable to them for a guy to have one
And he starts calling her by name at one point
>>148415533
>announcing his love and calling her by name in the big final match against the strongest young devil in balance breaker
>Rias blushes sou much her face turns the same color as her hair
>his armor turns into that color too
I was crying with joy

>>148415620
That scene in Volume 22 where he confesses to Akeno after beating up her dad needs to be translated already. The wait is killing me.

>>148415620
That part was fucking perfect, I got chills when he started chanting his own version

>>148415467
The guy is very busy. He has school, devil work, training, fighting bad guys etc. Then he has to sleep. At the start of the series he does have time to mess around with the girls but his head is fucked up by Raynare and in the later volumes he hardly has any free time.

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>>148413948
Goro, pls

>>148415644
>thousands of previous dammed souls overcome nihilism and salf-hatred through the power of oppai
Beautiful

>>148415497
What's this about editors?
I don't follow this stuff

>>148415722
Once Issei fully masters the power oppai have he'll be unstoppable.

>>148415780
W-Will he grow his own oppai?

>>148415747
Ishibumi's last editor was a huge faggot that ruined allot of things. Issei was supposed to power up by sucking breasts not poking them is one of them. Some of us thought things would change since his editor got replaced recently, but it's still the same cockblock shit.

>>148415908
Oh wow
That actually even makes more sense than poking
Especially since his old oppai mentor specifically told him to suck nipples

How do they keep the supernatural secret if they need to carry out contracts?

>>148416723
Their customers/contracts are always the same dudes that get addicted to devil services

>>148416723
>you won't believe this i just made a contract with a devil!
Who's going to believe them?

>>148416824
Now that I think about it what the fuck is up with Kuoh that makes it so attractive for supernatural forces? Seriously, with all the shit that happens in that town you'd think the residents would wise up and realize something's wrong.

>>148416870
Rias is a weeb, she's in love with Japan

>>148416870
There's nothing special about Kuoh aside from Issei and the gang and it being the place where the 3 great factions made peace.

>>148413638
>xD
Fuck off

>>148416870
>makes it so attractive for supernatural forces?
Sekiryutei
Yeah that's quite literally the biggest reason, it's like JoJo's "Stand users attract each other" rule, if Ddraig/Albion are somewhere, shit will go down around them

>>148417045
This

>>148413213

That sounds a lot better than what I've done the past few years. One could say he's truly living, while I'm just a corporate pawn.

>>148416870

Well when supernatural stuff happens and the residents notice it they normally get their memories altered. I think this happened when Azazel cloned 300 Issei's in one of the short stories.

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Why does she get such a bad rap from people? I've watched the series and she's great.

>>148419260
"cockblock"

>>148419260
Ugly ears.

>>148413838
Then why is he running away from his waifu and harem in the end?

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I think Rias is the best but Asia is pretty good.

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Having Ravel as my manager would make life so easy.

>>148419260
she serves as cockblock in the story
>>148415620
>then they avoid each other a little because they feel awkward
>Iseei finally finds her alone in clubroom
>"Rias"

I was grinning like idiot when he just said her name
too bad everyone cockblocked him at that moment

>>148419727
>easy
I'd be pretty hard actually

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>>148420230
HAHA I get it

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>>148420318

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>>148420401
>basic Bishop bitch

I'll take the Queen.

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>>148421446
well shit, I can't compete with that trophy
and how did nobody in the entire north ever want to do her?

>>148413641
Nice meme

>>148415159
is this a fact or are you making assumptions because of her size?

>>148421907
It's not 100% but Koneko has a high risk of dangerous complications due to side effects of suppresing her senjitsu. Once she stops supressing her body begins to recover but it's a gradual thing.

>>148421907
It's fact
At one point Koneko gets in her mating period and starts aggressively demanding for Issei to impregnate her
Rias takes Koneko to an expert and they find out that apparently Koneko is too underdeveloped to be a mom, so if she gets knocked up she and the child will die
This is actually a real thing, if a girl is too young she might die from the pregnancy and child birth
Anyhow in light if this Rias then forbids Issei to fuck her while getting death stares from Koneko

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>>148413134
gets to lay with this beauty every night. I'd say so

>>148423035
Not every night
And he doesn't even do anything beyond just laying there

>>148422333
>>148422383
so she just needs to drink more milk?

>>148423868
She needs to grow
And possibly get bigger tits

>>148423130
good enough for me

>>148424313
Stop lying to yourself and do something Ise
You had like a million chances how is she not carrying your 5th child already?

>>148413780
His kids like him though.

Especially Asia's kid that's best girl of all girls.

>>148419339
>>148420009
She hasn't cockblocked Issei in a VERY long time, to be specific since vol 6 or so.

Rias nowadays cockblocks him 10 times more than the other girls.

>>148425088
Why doesn't Rias just fuck him after locking the goddam door one evening?
And then she can be satisfied with being his first and letting the others take a ride as well

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Contestant for Best Girl.

>>148425522
Sure
How many girls does Ise even have?
Rias, Akeno, Asia, Koneko, Kuroka, Rose, Ravel, FemKiba, FemGasper, Irina, Ophis, Le Fay
I mean holy shit, it's one girl for every month

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>>148413134
No

>still a virgin
>has never had sex with any of the girls around him

Hardly.

>>148426004
>Anime only plebeian