>http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi
Daddy Day Edition!
>>148406658
wasJesus/The saint supposed to be a jojo considering his name is Joshua bar Joseph?
DIAVOLO
>>148406704
wow it's almost like you read the wiki
Reminder that Koichi is the best boy.
>became a meme in Episode 2
>got to survive being shot with the Stand Arrow despite not having the fortitude for it
>became a Super Saiyan
>got a Stand that's three Stands in one
>acquired a loan shark as a servant
>has a dog that hasn't been killed off for shock value
>has a girlfriend that ties him up and femdoms him
>became BFFs with a manga artist
>got featured in a couple of chapters of his work
>talked shit to a serial killer and survived
>pretty much defeated Kosaku
>showed up again in Part V and Thus Spoke Rohan Kishibe
>cheated death more times than Joseph Joestar
>>148406704
>Jesus is a JoJo
>the Bible is Jesus' Bizarre Adventure
>Araki wrote the Bible
I want to shove shrunken Jolyne up my dickhole
>>148406732
Boi if you keep giving me reasons to love Koichi I'm gonna bust several nuts
>>148406732
So if kochi could have normally survived an arrow shot would he have started with act 3?
>>148406706
You're so kawaii bossu!
>>148406769
Just how old is this man?
If it even IS a man...
>>148406788
Probably would have just skipped the egg and gone straight to Act 1. Just cause he didn't have the mental strength before doesn't change the developmental potential, but rather what it will develop into.
Since DP are adapting one of the TSRK side stories for DiU.
Do you think they might touch PHF after Part 5?
Long shot but one can hope..
>>148406732
But he's a midget.
>>148406893
Maybe. The Nips aren't keen on Fugo and I have no idea what they thought of PHF, but it's pretty good and far better than the other Part 5 related spin off, though neither were written by Araki.
>>148406704
Stop watching two best friends play, they're wrong about jojo.
>>148406901
>>148406658
OP of the earlier thread. Well played my friend, until next time.
>>148406704
According toJorge Joestarhe is
When will /jojo/ acceptJorge Joestar is canon?
Thanks for reuploading the pastebin btw OP
>>148407002
When it gets animated and Araki shoots himself before the release of the final JJL chapter.
>>148406841
He could potentially have turned his life around, but honestly after what he caused with nothing but the best of intentions I'm honestly surprised his sanity was as good as it was. There were only really two paths before him: One in which he took full blame (even though I don't think he actually deserved it) and fell into despair, or one where he could tell himself it was all bound to happen anyway and that if he just accepted it then he'd be at peace. It's no surprise he took the latter.
His problem was in aggressively projecting his own trauma and his own wishes about it onto everyone else. He'd already decided that knowing and accepting fate was the best for everyone and didn't think they deserved a say in it.
Even then, I struggle to consider him more monstrous than any of the others. There wasn't any sadism in Pucci, while he would sometimes employ cruel methods (the moral-choices he forced on Jotaro and Jolyne) they were only ever means to an end, he never reveled in carnage the way the rest of them did. And even he was disgusted by Versace's plan to kill Jolyne involving innocent children.
>>148406893
I hope so.
>>148406901
>is a midget
>still drowning in poon daily
Why did Araki walk back on giving DIO all the joestar's powers? Was just so people wouldn't ask "if he had X power why didn't he use it?"
>>148407002
np. If the OP of a /jojo/ thread ever fucks up the pastebin just look at the archives. most don't fuck it up.
>>148407100
I mean, at his height, he'd be drowning in anything, really.
>>148406717
do you know where is the video of 3 jotaros dancing to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFQlhzZAdSs but the pitch is lower.
It's like it disappeared
>>148407148
It wasn't all the Joestar's powers it was all the Tarot Card powers, and he went back on it because it was retarded.
>>148407177
I hope he drowns in menstrual blood he fucking sucks
>>148407148
I thought the idea was that The World would have the powers of all the tarot Stands, to better represent the role of The World in tarot mythology. If this is true then it is obvious why Araki gave up on the idea.
>DIO pulling out Strength or Wheel of Fortune during the battle with jotaro
>>148407229
any stand really would've been pretty good
>instead of knives, he spams emperor
>>148407220
Nnnice
>>148407229
To be fair, DIO woulda made better use of Strength than the guy who actually got that Stand
>>148407354
>guy
Daily reminder that flashback man is Josuke and Jobin after performing an equivalent exchange and going back in time to make sure that everything goes exactly the same.
People who got what they deserved:
Mark
Kakyoin
Aya
Pesci
Weather Report
Sandman
Josefumi
>>148407405
Don't talk shit about rero
>>148407393
Let that show you how forgettable that fight was
>>148407463
>>148407466
what the fuck
will she ever get another chapter?
>>148407177
>I mean, at his height, he'd be drowning in anything, really.Okay, I'm not going to lie, that was pretty funny.
>>148407033
>I'm honestly surprised his sanity was as good as it was
I honestly consider Pucci to be more insane than any of the other villains, including Diavolo. Or at least, his insanity just runs on a deeper, more realistic and much more fucked up level.
And while I agree that Pucci was hardly a sadist (he employed cruel methods not because he got kicks out of it but because they were effective) and didn't revel in his carnage, that's mostly because he never even comprehended he was causing carnage in the first place. And that, to me, makes him the biggest monster, and I think this was Araki's intention with the character so he could make Pucci someone truly worthy of being the sucessor of the biggest villain of the series. Pucci just cannot comprehend morality or consequence.
If he fucks up, it’s never his fault, it’s a test. If something goes well for him, it was fated to be. If he does something terrible, well it’s for the good of humanity. He utterly refuses to regret things (which is his shitty coping mechanism), he just keeps on going and going because he believes he is absolutely in the right, he absolutely must achieve his goals. He wants to have everyone accept that shitty things happen to them, because that’s fate, it’s supposed to happen because it happened before to him, there’s nothing you can do or could have done differently. He doesn't even think about trying to change fate like DIO did, he wants to change the minds of people.
He's not that different from Phantom Blood Dio who wanted to enslave the entire world to his will.
>>148407463
>>148407466
NANI?!
>>148406893
Nigga they better do that and DMQ as OVAs
>>148407492
Those were two different anons posting at the same time, I can assure you
What is his stand called?
>>148407492
>>148407521
>>148407551
had to be the same guy on two devices how could this occur
>>148407494
No. Just be happy Araki still acknowledges her enough to at least give her dialogue.
>>148406893
It could be possible, PHF was referenced in the ASB game at the very least (Fugo's GHA)
I want them to do more side stories as a collection of OVAs like the one with Tonio and maybe Dead Man's Questions
>>148407494
I hope so, Daiya is pure cheesecake
>>148407528
You didn't see the hint on the bus Anon? The pencil skirt woman is in the panels but Hat Guy... ;^)
>>148407607
If they change the death as some Anons theorise. Then sure.
But I don't want them too if they kept it how it is.
As for PHF, that's what I was thinking. It gets jusy as much acknowledgement as other sise stories.
>>148407607
>Heaven's Door has a bowler
>Rohan looks like Joshuu
Looking at this after watching the anime is kind of jarring.
It's not bad, it's just shockingly different.
>>148407466
Every fight that wasn't J. Geil, Anubis, Bastet, D'arbys, Vanilla Ice, and DIO was forgettable as fuck.
>>148407698
Harambe made Forever memorable for me
>>148407698
>forgetting about
...Wait, that's actually a list of all of the good fights.
>>148407698
Even though DIO's World basically amounted to pic related with a few knives and a steamroller being thrown?
>>148407463
>>148407466
YAMERO
>>148407698
>>148407775
>Death 13
>Alessi
>>148407494
>They go to Shakedown road
>Got a lot of money using California King Bed
>They use milagro man
>Make the dude forget about the curse with california king bed-chan
win/win
If you fucked Zombuccellati do you think he'd be able to feel it?
>>148407698
I cant even be upset at this. Its true.
>>148407848
>Death 13
Okay, I'll give you that one. Maybe Geb, too.
>Alessi
Nah. Kid Jotaro punching him in the face was funny, but Alessi was the least threatening guy in Egypt shy of Oingo. Polnareff was literally three-years-old and still kicked his ass the whole time.
>>148407812
>forgetting the broken skull x-ray
>forgetting the swagger walk before Dio vs Jotaro
>forgetting how badass the chapter title "Dio's World" was
plus not to mention that the action before Jotaro was awesome too
>>148407698
>forgetting based N'Doul
WRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Also the Oingo Boingo brothers was a great comic relief arc.
>>148407919
Yeah, it was my bad for leaving those out, but the actual fight between DIO & Jotaro wasn't extremely exciting to me
>>148407918
Did we read the same thing? Alessi was terrifying because of how helpless he made Polnareff. He nearly drowned the poor little rat in a fucking bathtub, and Pol spent the vast majority of the fight running and hiding. And turning that lady into a fetus was appropriately horrific and gave the fight a time-limit too.
Kid-Jotaro effortlessly beating him was the worst part of the fight, but to be fair he'd already been fucked up badly by Polnareff.
>>148408024
I'll admit Alessi was creepy, but the whole fight was basically
>try to sneak up on Polnareff
>Polnareff immediately finds him out
>Polnareff turns into a kid
>Alessi tries to shoot him
>fails
>Alessi tries to cut him
>fails
>Polnareff gets away
>attacks Polnareff in the bathroom
>Polnareff gets away
>attacks Polnareff in the side room
>Polnareff tricks him and knocks him out the window
>Yare yare
I won't deny it was tense, but him being treated as a joke the whole time kind of took away from his menace.
>>148406996
I don't understand Norisuke, he seems very much like a threat at first but then became best dad to everyone after Gappy confronted him.
Is he still hiding something?
>>148407698
Petshop
>>148406893
They are not even gonna adapt all the Rohan stories, anon.
>>148407682
>Rohan looks like Joshuu
Joshuu confirmed sexiestmotherfuckeralive
>>148407638
>pure
She wants to be a slut so bad, though.
Then again precocious virgin girls with crushes are the best kind.
How long does each part take place?
>>148407002
Where do I even read Jorge Joestar, Purple Haze Feedback and other novels like that?
>>148407812
>nobody ever made a jojo's themed rockem sockem robots
bullshit
>>148408107
There's that tense situation between Norisuke and Kaato that has yet to be revealed
Maybe Araki will work a red herring somewhere
>>148408153
>Jorge Joestar
>>148408099
There was back and forth, but there should be some of that in any good fight. And the comedic moments were fun, too. There were only really two I could remember though, when Polnareff shit in his face and when Jotaro beat him up in the end, overall it was tense and creepy. Still, different strokes for different folks.
What's your type?Mine is redheads.
>>148408205
what did he mean by this?
>>148408150
part 1. 12-13 years
part 2. about a month or two in 1939
part 3. 50 days
part 4. summer of 1999
part 5. about a week
part 6. From Jolyne's introduction to Stone Ocean prison: about a year
part 7. about 4 months
part 8. I believe a month or two not entirely sure myself.
>>148408295
Part 3 actually had a few days before they started actively hunting DIO though didn't they?
>>148408109
The tension was really cut short by how little time Iggy was shown as a character up to that point. I mean yeah, he threw a pretty good scrap and found DIO's mansion, but Petshop was more like an OVA add-in compared to the impact of the fights surrounding it.
>>148408295
>part 6. From Jolyne's introduction to Stone Ocean prison: about a year
>The universe end and restart 3 times
That's more than a year anon
>>148407982
Everybody forgets about N'Doul, for shame.
>>148408295
>part 5. about a week
What? I admit I haven't gotten to that part yet, but that seems like a ridiculously short amount of time.
>>148406658
What's the best part of Jojo and why is itBattle Tension?
>>148408317
you're right about two before Holly fell victim to the stand virus HP. One day for the introduction of Jotaro to Star Platinum and the other meeting Kakyoin and the next morning they found Holly being infected by her stand.
>>148408366
>Not Fighting Spirit
O made a thing:
https://youtu.be/QWEqhnZUFMM
>>148408335
That's true I guess I should have prefaced it as before MiH was triggered
>>148408357
Yeah man part five was short as fuck but jam packed with fights so it seemed like a lot of time elapsed.
>>148408366
>Not Beetle Tendency
>>148408418
Forgetting Bottled Tendons.
>>148408417
All the fighting kind of made italy seem like a crime infested shithole.
>>148408482
Mark would be saddened at what his homeland had become.
>>148408357
It was, it's one of the reasons I liked the part a lot but felt it could've been a lot better. Giorno never really had the chance to grow close to the rest of the gang or them to him, or Trish for that matter.
>>148408514
Mista and Giorno became best buds
>>148408537
Girono brainwashed Mista with a flesh bud at the end of White Album
>>148408566
Giorno brainwashed everyone with resolve
>>148408512
>Green Day killing alot of people in Rome followed by body swap madness
Part 5 had more casualties or civilians being screwed over than I remember
>>148408537
They had a great dynamic during White Album, but other than that they (sadly) barely interacted. Giorno was all business and never got involved with Mista's weird theorizing about vegetarianism or whatever other topics he decided to ramble about, something even Abbacchio always chimed in on.
>>148408604
>Part 6
>Bohemian Rhapsody
That's the worse mayhem in jojo universe, followed by Green Day/Requiem
>>148408636
Fucking Brando ambitions wasting the shit out of a perfectly good donut rack.
>>148408636
Imagine Mista and Polnareff making jokes or talking shit
>>148408604
Isn't green day also the only fight where they just change cities mid-fight? I don't know if D4C counts since there wasn't any buildings around
>>148408794
>One of Mista and Polnareff's few interactions was Mista physically picking his helpless turtle-form up and threatening to smash him on the ground in the hopes that it'd destroy SCR
I love part 5 but some things were just unforgivable
Made some fresh OC.
>>148408888
he rightly feared SCR, fear makes you a dumb asshole
Where will does the voice of love take YOU?
>>148408907
Should've made Hillary into Josuke because she has a similar open blazer, and Trump into Crazy Diamond
>>148408959
higher you dumb nigger listen to the song
>>148408689
I forgot how large a scale that was, what with the television and radio broadcasts. If MiH didn't reset all the way til the beginning of Part 6 again, there'd be alot of shit to clean up.
>>148408825
I'm not sure, I remember they stop near a coastal city and start driving towards the colosseum. Thinking about it, Cioccolata deserved every amplified MUDA aimed at him.
>>148408959
Over Heaven
>>148408929
Nah, I'm not criticizing him too badly for his actions there. He was panicking and had no way of trusting anyone around him, and he might have just seen Narancia die too.
It was pretty alarming just how badly Mista's fear consumed him, though. At his worst moment he was threatening to shoot everyone so he'd know Diavolo was gone. Poor guy.
Reminder thatJesusis a character that exists in Jojo.
>>148408982
No that's where it takes Kira if you understand the song, where does it take YOU?
>>148408959
TOMOKO'S BUTT
>>148408969
That's a good idea but more work, I might do that later.
>>148406769
>all the bands that referenced the bible with their names and songs, actually referenced themselves, because Araki put the references in the bible himself when wrote it.
>which means all of this has happened before.
>araki has lived through Made In Heaven.
>made in heave will happen again.
>this is all a loop.
>araki tried to warn us
>>148408959
Down because Summer of 1999 was a shit year.
>>148408127
I know.
Still salty they are not doing Poaching Reef.
But at least give me some hope.
>>148408959
It'll take me higher.
INTO THE SAIKYO NI HIGH
>>148409117
Araki is literally Rohan
>>148409117
>this is all a loop
then who is the one that bites za dusto?
How many Dio?
>>148406658
Cats or dogs, /jojo/?
>>148409263
>dog dies
>it's a bummer
>cat dies
>bury it
>it becomes a sentient plant
cats, obviously
Lowkey the most OP stand
>>148409263
>Polnareff
>dog person
>not aturtleguy
>>148409263
squids
>>148409059
Fuck off Joseph
>>148408959
HIGHER
>>148409263
>>148409386
Reminder that, while his 4 year old son was stuck in a blizzard, Mr. Joestar was trying to see the whole tiddy in Egypt.
>>148408399
This one is still better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxmYzAsCXrg
>>148409455
Truly the hero we deserve.
>>148409455
But he was on a journey to save his daughter from dying though
>>148409455
Nah by the time of the blizzard he was in the mansion famalam
rero
>>148409192
Not enough.
Was it rape?
>>148409357
Wait RHCP had an A in Destructive Power and Developmental Potential?
how can a baby, some rats and a gorilla can withstand their stands but holly and josuke cannot?
>>148409542
He enjoyed it so no
>>148409378
They're all female so it's alright to want to stick my dick in them right?
Post character traits you share with JoJo charactersI get irrationally mad everytime someone calls my name and I wish no one would ever know about my true identity. Yes I'm completely serious.
>>148409556
The baby was a genius for it's age, the others were natural selection.
>>148409609
fuck off diavolo
>>148409518
And in the final hours of said journey, he made it a side quest to scope out an eyeful of Mariah's massive mammajams. Don't you try and tell me that father's a saint.
>>148409556
Holly is meant for fug, not fight.
>>148409603
No, they're kids.
>>148409659
They're squids
>>148409720
They're kids
>>148409659
You don't even know the human-squid age ratio, Anon!
>>148409556
Holly is aggressively passive, Josuke was just an innocent kid who hadn't got an ounce of fighting spirit in him unless severely pissed, and the animals live on survival instincts, probably taken more literally after being pierced with the arrow.
That baby was just born a douchenozzle, Speedwagon be damned.
>>148409641
Holly is meant for hugging and caring for, not sex
>>148409609
Idon't like Giorno
Who's the big bad of part 8?
>>148409800
IT'SPaisley Park
>>148409742
>>148409720
delet. this.
>>148409732
Squids
>>148409800
The other half of Gappy, his stand is called Killer Queen
>>148409854
Kids
>>148409845
Nothing wrong about dicking squid people
>>148409263
Neko
>>148409621
>>148409750
Baby confirmed for part 9's villain.
>>148409781
I only like him because______________________________________________________________porn__________________________________
>>148409909
Squid dio
>>148409970
we must go further
>>148409638
I'm not saying he is a saint, I'm just saying he was trying to save a life, he probably didn't know about Josuke as evidence of the beginning of part 4
Give me some Gyro reaction images, anons. I need to fill my folder
>>148410014
That's fair.
>>148409913
fine. they're pokemon now.
>>148410055
>>148410014
At least you're willing to admit it.
>>148410055
>>148410055
>>148410055
>>148410094
Nothing with wanting to dick pokemon
>>148410027
hot dio you mean
>>148410134
>>148410126
>>148410109
>>148410096
Thanks
>>148410030
why isn't tubbs = valentine?
>>148410167
np pal
>>148410158
Same
>>148409357
Stats mean basically nothing in Jojo, they change so haphazardly that you can't really take them seriously.
Also, as it is, RCHP is useless without a stable electric output, as well as weak against rubber and large amounts of water.
Unfortunately for the main cast, they basically all just had straight up punch ghosts, and Koichi's echoes wasn't the right kind of useful ((act 3 would have worked, probably)) to defeat him.
>>148409545
It's power increases based on what it's drawing power from. So in theory with a large enough source of power the thing could be a weapon of mass destruction.
Mamone
>>148410225
It May Just be me bit I'd fuck a banette
>>148407463
>>148410302
>fuck a banette
But which hole?
>>148410280Aw come on bro why do you gotta call me that
>>148410348
Any reall. If this wasn't a blue board I'd show ya
Wang
>>148410468Chan
>>148409609Oh my god. Finally, someone else understands me. I actively give out false information to everyone that I doubt I'll ever see again. I make up fakes hobbies too. I go out of my way to make sure that I interact with as few people as possible. If some random person came up and said my name I'm pretty sure I'd freak out on the spot. I use multiple email addresses (including fake ones), multiple unrelated usernames on things, if I wanted to go any further I'd have a VPN. I want as few people as possible to know me, or at least, the true me.
In all honesty I probably fall somewhere between Kira and Diavolo. If I had to pick between their Stands I'd pick Killer Queen. All I want is a quiet fucking life and no one understands it.
>>148406704
The real question:what were Jesus's stand powers?
>>148410620
Ticket to ride/love train
>>148410592
>In all honesty I probably fall somewhere between Kira and Diavolo
>unironically saying shit like this
You are not your favorite anime autist in real life. What a sad little fuckup you are.
Post Aida Mitsuo quotesplease
>>148410657
Is this guy's name pronounced "Pussy" or "Pushie"
>>148410620
Killing crips
>>148410704
Poochie
>>148410657
I'm autistic, sue me. If I weren't a fuckup I wouldn't be on 4chan.
>>148410727
Yes, that's fine. But you aren't an anime villain. I need you to accept this
In lonely silence
a single Cicada's dry
Sinking into stone
I need a good pucci to draw a jolyne over him
>>148410759
Other people THINK I'm a villain tho so it doesn't make much of a difference as long as I'm able to put out that kind of aura
It's not like I'm actually going to do evil things, I just like to put out that vibe
>>148410820
>>148410657
I'm not him (and am a little embarrassed by this shit, holy fuck) but I can sympathize a little here and there. I'm much more comfortable interacting with people who I don't expect to ever see again than I am interacting with acquaintances, and don't like the thought of being well-known by many people.
It stems entirely from anxiety and social awkwardness and there's nothing mysterious or glamorous about it, you're a tool if you try to claim otherwise.
>>148410759
I might be I if I had a stando but let's be honest who wouldn't want to play the hero/villain if they got magic punch ghosts
>>148410810
Basho?
>>148410639
> Ticket to ride/Love train
Seems like if Jesus had that he wouldn't have been crucified.
>>148410836
you're not an anime villain. no one treats you like one or even acknowledges your existence. its all in your head. You are not an anime villain, I need to hear you say it
>>148410837
Ora ora great idea
>>148410836
As another socially-awkward loser I can promise you that people don't think you're evil, they just think you're weird and offputting. There's nothing charming or cool about it.
>>148410852
Bound stand activated after death. Will was so strong to transfer the bad away it became his corpses power
>>148410759
I already have. I'm as far from Kira and Diavolo as could be, but I like how they think they "need" privacy and secrecy. Their attempts to live life would be impossible nowadays with all the surveillance and security with the rapid advancement of technology, and I wish we didn't all have to be so interconnected to this world (which is why anonymity is great, I think). It bothers me how everyone knows so much about people without ever really trying to. I guess I should've tried to explain myself in a less autistic way.
Thank you, Father Pucci.
Isn't implied that Jesus was a spin user?
>>148410892
he got it after being resurrected then you think and then when he died again for the final time it became bound to his corpse?
>>148410836
No, people would think you're just weird.
>>148410852
>yfw Pontius Pilate had a Stand that could go through the dimensional barrier
>>148410848
i-its a good quote, i guess
>>148410880
>>148410836
jesus fuck guys is talking to people really that bad? Just be yourself n shit even if "yourself" is kind of shitty you'll learn to interact with people eventually
>>148410916
This has been another sermon by father Pucci, take care my children
>>148410946
you're a good quoter anon,after all...
>>148410960
>JUSS BEEEEE YOURSELF@@!!!
>>148410934
>The Longinus spear was a dimencional stand or a weapon to counter stands
>>148410960
I'd rather be feared and respected by my peers than pander to buffoons for back slaps
>>148411019
i-is this bait?
>>148411019
/jojo/ is a [gay] and [edgy] now?
>>148410994
Christ Almighty, I think we're onto something here.
>>148411019
Is this real? This can't be real
>>148411019
Fear isn't the only thing that keeps people distant, mister. Could be anything from your unwarranted levels of smug to that rank basement smell.
>>148411019
>>148410592
>>148410836
....You realize this isn't something to be proud of, right ?
I mean, fuck dude I'm not proud of the fact that I get upset whenever someone, even a family member, mentions my name for whatever reason, or that I genuinely dislike being around people even if they have done nothing to me whatsoever, it's yet another thing that fucks up my ability to relate with others. It's not something to be proud of (not that I really resent it).
And then you come in here to post this autistic little rant like you seriously were the same kind of paranoid autist as Diavolo or Kira when you're just using this kind of paranoia like it was a badge of honor.
>look guys i'm an anime villain just like Kira because I want to be super sekriit
You are a goddamn child and I only feel more disgruntled that there is someone out there who uses these kind of habits as a way to feel special.
>>148411019
we /r9k/ now boys?
>>148411019
CCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG IN MY SKINNNNNNNNNN
>>148410960
I'm not the guy who thinks I'm an anime villain. I talk to plenty of people and have friends and so on, I'm just usually somewhat on edge about it and feel much more comfortable if I know I can leave when I want to. I'm fine with interacting with people professionally, it's just casual stuff with people I don't yet know that's intimidating.
It's a lot worse for some people, it's a struggle but not at all impossible for me so I'm not going to whine too much. Sage for blogging bullshit, let's go back to pretending to discuss the comic.
>>148411019
You are mistaken. It is not good. No tales were ever told of me. Do you think I would be sitting here if it were otherwise? Your amusements are your own, I will not chide you on that count, but you must be more discreet. A peaceful land, a quiet people. That has always been my rule. Make it yours.
>>148410841
Since we are all blog posting
>Be born with unpronounceable triple barreled name
>Easier to go by whatever name I pull out of my arse at the bar
>Go to work, have to give actual name
>Be known as either initials or surname
I feel you on the basis that the tedium of it.
>>148410969
Pucci I split rum on the new testament. Can I still have working legs in the next universe ?
>>148410934
Araki needs to draw some bible scenes. Like how the the Storm book covers but for bible scenes
>>148409609
He's not a jojo character but I'm also intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humour.
>>148411087
K. can you guys help me with determining Hermit Purple's capabilities when it comes to projecting images. I'm trying to give a good explanation as to why Joseph was able to see people like Angelo and Dio and not Kira at all other than the usual "Araki forgot"
>>148411198
Doesn't show him what he wants to see, just what he needs to see. In other words, fate controls what Hermit Purple does/doesn't project. It would explain why, if they even DID try to locate Kira, he wouldn't appear due to fate having a boner for him 'til the very end.
>>148410960I don't find talking to others bad. People seem to laugh when I make jokes, and they respond to conversation with questions and stuff. It's not hard. I just don't want it to go anywhere. I'm not really looking for more friends, already got a pretty solid group, but I get asked what my phone number is so that we can hang out later. I appreciate that they like me, but I'm not all that interested, and it's extremely rude to say "No, I don't want to give you my number" to someone that just spent 10 minutes having a nice conversation with you.
>>148411019
Holy fuck what you doing you lil' edgy fuck.
>>148411074
I don't like it and I've been trying to change it. I've been called odd and paranoid, and maybe that's true but I want to change it. I don't like that I try to be as secret as possible, it's made me lonely and bitter and I hate it, but it's something I'm used to. I don't know why I'm like this. I don't find it great. I hate myself for it and now I'm blogposting on fucking /a/ of all places. I hate this.
>>148411198
He wasn't able to see Agelo. He was trying to see Josuke but only managed to take pictures of aqua necklace. Joseph is old and his stand doesn't work.
>>148411198
I mean more along the lines of "Is Joseph able to determine what he wants to see himself or does HP show him what it needs to show him like Dio or someone who may cause harm to Josuke"
>>148411198
Hermit Purple is extremely unpredictable and generally not very accurate. When Joseph was trying to take photos of Joseph, he kept getting Angelo for some reason, and the vast majority of the photos he took of DIO and his mansion were useless.
>>148411198
He was old and between his own age and having to struggle with shizuka and attempting to show Josuke that he's not a bad man he had a lot more of a mental load than usual which lead to hp being near useless. Also punching cameras could break his hand
>>148411234
Is that canonical though because I'm looking online for interviews and such and I'm having a tough time discerning what is fact or opinion
>>148411251
>>148411263
>>148411268
These are good speculations for Angelo and Joseph getting older thanks anons
>>148411019
Not even Phantom Blood Dio was this much a blowhard, and he was literally an cartoon vampire supervillain quoting Shakespeare
>>148411333
Not canon, just what I tell myself so I can sleep soundly at night.
>>148407698
Oingo Boingo
>>148411358
I'll list it as part of speculation then thanks anon.
>>148407002
when naruto becomes good
OH WAIT
>>148407002
>Kars bullied Kira out of his stand
Eh, I guess it makes Kars seem slightly better.
>>148408099
>tfw Joshuu is only slightly less creepy than Alessi
>>148409609
I always assume everyone knows how I feel. I rarely talk except when I need to give a zinger.I also want to fuck a dolphin
has anyone here read The House on the Borderland? MiH feels pretty heavily inspired by it but it could be coincidence. great book anyway
>>148411471
>That weird guy who never talks except to butt in with a 'joke'
>>148411471>I also want to fuck a dolphin
same desu
>>148411328
Does the blood still count as earning your red wings?
>>148409609
I miss my friends.
>>148411333
Seems more like 「 Plot Device 」 than HP
>>148409609
Josuke and Kira
is it true that Araki said that if the P3 cast went back in time to P2, they would see Joseph with Hermit Purple already active? Didn't the Joestars get their Stands when Dio got his?
Also, why does Jolyne need to get pricked by the arrow? Does she not have her Stand because she wasn't born yet?
>>148410960
this is fucking 4chan- you're going to get the socially retarded kids whose parents either don't understand that either autism is a thing/that social skills are important or who refused to get a fucking abortion
>>148409609
My brother is dead and it's all my fault.
>>148411557
Araki has never said that ever.
Jolyne was not born with a Stand.
>>148411496
It's me.
>>148409609
I am an alien. I come from a planet in a completely different galaxy. I have recently discovered this planet and have taken the form of the lifeforms found here.
Is the Stone Mask the same as the Arrows?
>>148411592
They literally have nothing to do with each other what so ever.
>>148411474
Looking at the premise it does look similar to the effects of Made In Heaven.
I'd say it's possible Made In Heaven was inspired by this quote.
Emilio Pucci was the designer for the Apollo 15 space mission and created the logo, and was at the launch at Cape Canaveral. This seems to me like a pretty clear inspiration for Araki since Pucci goes to the Kennedy Space Central at Cape Canaveral and achieves Made In Heaven in a space shuttle.
>>148411557
>>148411570
yes he did
>If Jotaro's group time traveled to the world of Part 2, they would probably be able to see "Hermit Purple" wrapped around Joseph just like in Part 3.
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/JoJonium/Special_Interviews#Volume_9_.28Joseph_Joestar.29
>>148411112
do you mind sharing your first name? im curious now
>>148411605
But that makes no sense. Is this another Araki forgot situation?
>>148411543
It honestly does. I hate it when I can't have a definite answer for some abilities for stands because of how forgetful Araki can be. It makes analyzing stands turn more into theories and headcanons than discussion on the abilities relation to the character itself.
>>148411531
Only if you make a monthly ritual of it that you adhere to under a vague period of time.
>>148409609
anon you fucked up
>>148411601
>>148411592
The stone mask was retconed to be like a primitive arrow
>>148411601
but that one page in SBR
>>148411647
does that mean it gives people Stands? Dio got The World from the arrow didn't he?
>>148411647
When?
I thought Kars simply made the masks in experiments to 'cure' him of his weakness to the sun.
>>148411557
>The image of the vine is also connected to Joseph's Ripple ability. I've always wanted to make pictorial visualizations of supernatural abilities since Jojo began. Stands were based on this concept just like Ripple was, so when I thought about putting Joseph back in the story, I needed to decide how I would visualize Ripple as a Stand. Ripple is life energy that travels through the entire body through a special breathing method. Therefore, a concrete visualization of it would be some sort of wire wrapped around the entire body, like a vine.
>If Jotaro's group time traveled to the world of Part 2, they would probably be able to see "Hermit Purple" wrapped around Joseph just like in Part 3.
He's not saying Joseph had Hermit Purple, he's establishing the connection between the Ripple and Hermit Purple, and establishing the Ripple's nature as a primitive Stand (which was also said at the start of Part 3)
>>148411628
I may be able to explain that quote a little better. Araki may be referring to the fact that though Joseph had HP in his youth or some variant of it, it was a stand that acted more as an extension of himself. It was only until after Dio was awoken from his 100 year sleep that HP truly manifested itself as a full stand that he could utilize. Kind of like how Holly could have had her stand ability but it was benign until after Dio arrived.
>>148411667
The masks are believed to have given Wham, Kars and ACDC their 'elemental' modes.
All other Pillar Men shown in flashbacks use primitive weapons, not super elemental magic.
So it seems like the masks granted them new powers, but weren't strong enough to complete their intended purpose -- not without the red stone
>>148411688
basically what >>148411672
this anon said I suppose.
>if the universe wasn't reset shizuka could have been the part 7 protagonist
>we could have had super old Joseph, Jotaro, and Jolyne all in one part
>>148411610Deavolloh.
>>148411774BOSS TAKE ME ON A MISSION BOSS.
>>148411602
damn, thats cool
>>148411670
Read SBR, I don't remember the exact chapter but there are lot of shit about the hamon/stone mask beign like "proto-stands"
are the wall eyes the same as the devil's palm?
What did Gyro mean by this?
I can't find the chapter with the stone mask being a tool to awake stands, help me senpais
>>148411961
No, but it could be if we know what the bite marks are from.
>>148412136
but that never existed
mask = vampire
arrows = stand
corpse = stand
strange rocks = stand
>>148412136
I desperately want to help you, but fuck, even I'm having trouble finding it. I know exactly what you're talking about though.
>>148412197
That anon is right, there is a chapter in SBR were the stone mask, the hamon and spin are retconned to be like "proto-ways to obtain stands"
>>148412197
Here you go
>>148412136
Go fuck yourself
>>148412136
This one? Try SBR Ch. 42
>>148412351
I mixed up the order of those replies and was rude to the wrong person
>>148412375
No problem senpai, it's fine.
I still love you
>>148412197
>>148412280
>>148412266
>>148412136
>>148411892
>>148411670
Here's the whole thing
>>148412351
>>148412361
>>148412532
I appreciate what you do for us, all three of you.
Who would win in a fight between all the animal Stand users?
>Iggy
>Forever
>Petshop
>Tama/Stray Cat
>Bug Eaten
>Coco Jumbo
And for shits and giggles, Foo Fighters.
>>148412595
Is Tama/Stray Cat a cat or a plant? This is crucial information.
>>148412595
Diego Brando
>>148412651
It is a plant.
>>148412679
Eh. That's a technicality. His stand makes him a animal, he's not the animal. It's not even really his stand.
>>148412676
I'm giving this to Tama/Stray-
>>148412679
Diego. I'm giving this to Diego.
>>148412699
It's not an animal
Dinos aren't animals.
>>148409420
>There's merchandise of The Fool
>People buy it
>>148412763
>There's merchandise of this guy
>You remember him, right
>Right
>>148412727
Lizards and birds
>>148412781
Pericolo is the real boss
>>148412727
>Dinosaurs aren't animals
>>148412727
>Dinos aren't animals.
NANI?
>>148412727
Might as well claim that owls aren't birds while you're at it.
>>148412727
>Dinos aren't animals.
YOU ok anon?
>>148412595
>Iggy
Iggy isn't a dog. He clearly went to Heaven after he died and dogs don't go to Heaven.
>>148412892
>>148412833
>>148412829
>>148412806
>>148412797
>>148412727This reminds me of that anon with "Periods=free lube"
>>148412895
faggot
>>148412921
He has a point though, being on the rag makes it easier to start off with because everything's already slimy. Whether it's worth washing blood out from under your fingernails is another story.
>>148412923
Anyone related to Mitt Romney is not to be trusted, you sweet summer child, you.
>>148412958
this isn't why I come to /a/
this isn't why I come to /a/ at all
>>148412651
It's obviously a plant cat.
>>148412959
Berniecuck
>>148406732
Reminder that Koichi would've kicked the bucket without Josuke the day he was shot by the arrow.
>>148412993I remember yougo back to /v/
>>148412958
Is a little blood on your hands really such an inconvenience?
>>148413117
>>148413153
No, (You).
>>148413117
>a little blood
Anon...
What stand makes periods [extra heavy]?
>>148413182
Huh. Kinky.
>>148413239
>>148413239
Echoes Act 3
Does one or more of you weirdos have a menstruation fetish or is this just shitposting
>>148413394
Just shitpost.My fetish is Dio fucking kakyoin's ass covered in vomit and fecal matter
>>148413413
Gross.Which one is covered in the vomit and fecal matter?
>>148413460Kakyoin
>>148413394
Graveyard time jojo threads go weird places anon.
Pucci left us hours ago and we just return to shit posting
There's also a thread on /v/ again.
Anyone have that Halloween Trick-or-Treat comic edit with Johnny and Valentine?
>>148413394A little of both
>>148413545
This one?
>>148413545
Yo
S-H-I-T.
I liked itOnly after rereading it years later though
FunnyValentine_
>>148413893
Had the same with lots of older anime and manga I've gone back and reread.
Anime got me back into Jojo and my opinions on pretty much everything has changed.
Feels weird.
>>148414019
Ghost posting won't wake him up will it?
>>148414019
Is this that awful doujin where he gets raped by Dio while Speedwagon watches and Zeppeli puts hamon up his dick
>>148414062SPEEDWAGOON CUMS COOLY
>>148414062
I don't know, maybe
>>148414062
Not that I know of
id shamefully fuck that bruno and then avoid talk or eye-contact with him at social gatherings afterwards
>>148406732
>despite not having the fortitude for it
He had it. That was the entire point. If someone isn't good for the arrow, he dies on the spot.
>>148414135
He borrowed a cup from Josuke.
>>148414030
Sometimes I wonder if Araki's gonna bring ghost things to Part 8 but I doubt it
>>148414152
He healed Koichi right? Would he have bled to death? I forget
>>148414172
Wall-eyes kinda overwrites the Ghost Alley.
But it's a shame if he never returns to it. I like his concept of ghosts and I find it his commentary curious.
>>148414274
I don't think he'd have bled to death, but it would've been a really slow and agonizing ordeal, right? If he was unworthy he'd have died near-instantly, but since he was just-barely worthy he'd have suffered a long time before finally getting his stand.
Jolyne was the opposite, she was incredibly overqualified for a stand and thus didn't get sick or injured at all (beyond the small cut on her hand) when she was stabbed.
>>148414287
I thought Wall Eyes was alluding to the Devil's Palm from 7 though
It'd be interesting if he wrote more about a ghost world, how it works and how spirits survive but that'd be a side-story deviating from Jojo. I'd still read it though because paranormal things.
>>148414341
If we're going from Part 5, then yea he should've died instantly like the janitor from the intro. Still leaves the question of whether arrow users are always ok after being stabbed or need medical attention.
I want hohugJosuke
I want tosensually strokehispompand whispercomplimentsin his ear until hemoans softly
>>148414441
Angelo got stabbed right in the back of his mouth so it came out his spine, and he was perfectly fine afterwards. Makes sense, Black Sabbath hit a vital place on the janitor guy, right? If it inflicted fatal wounds on potential stand-users then it'd be a shit waste of time.
>>148414474
Fuck you Rohan
>>148414441
I meant more as in Wall-Eyes is your plot device for dead people moreso. Besides, JJL is a nice enough mystery in all honesty. It's a nice turn actually, in comparison to 4.
I would too. I tend to like Araki's side stories because he tends to be a bit more, I don't know the English word, open? With his ideas.
Guys, I have some suggestions to improve Part 6.
1. Pucci needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.
2. Whenever Pucci's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Pucci"?
>>148414632
i think we just need to delete part 6 and 7. keep c-moon and stairway to heaven.
>>148414653
>Delete part 6 & 7
>part 8 is a Xyears after morioh
>Yasuho is koichi's daughter
>Josuke is Norisuke (Norisuke's name is Josuke in part 8)
>>148414632
Then can Part 6 take place near Christmas instead so Pucci has an excuse to be wearing a candy-cane striped Waldo getup
This is pretty much a dealbreaker here.
>>148414680
Then, who are SeaKira and Josefumi?
>>148414581
It didn't really occur to me about how dead people are involved but that could work. Something about how it's just forbidden to try to revive dead people or cure incurable diseases being thematic to Part 8. Like how that one sports guy ate the fruit to cure his shoulder but then his jaw turned to rock. You can't just wipe away things like that without a price or some shit.
>>148414756
>FMA equivalent exchange law
>>148414756
>You can't just wipe away things like that without a price or some shit.
Anon
Have you guys noticed a trend?
Parts 1-3 and Parts 4-6 can be split into trilogies where Dio is a common denominator amongst the Joestars in terms of the overarching plot, with only Parts 2 and 4 being exceptions (though Dio is still relevant and mentioned in both parts). In addition to this, at the start of the end of each trilogy (3 and 6), the Joestars in question all start off in prison, with Jotaro chilling in jail for his delinquency and Jolyne in prison for the crimes she didn't commit.
Add in the two AU parts and we also see this trend. The first part has a Dio (Diego) in play and the second part is the part that's void of Dio (like 2 and 4 were). What could that mean for Part 9? I think it could mean that like the final parts of the other two trilogies, the JoJo of that part starts off in a prison somewhere and the overarching plot will involve Dio, once again. Enjoy Dio haters!
>>148414804
I mean like taking out bad things and leaving the good things, not wiping something completely out and yeah what >>148414782 said
>>148408107
At first he was wary about taking Josuke in and wasn't sure that it was a good idea but Josuke proved himself to be trustworthy so now Norisuke is chill and hoping for Josuke to somehow pull Kira's Rokakaka out of his ass one day. I always felt that the line about not wanting Yasuho around and 'harm will befall your family' was a lie from Kyo since she didn't want anyone near Josuke until she figured out what he and the Higashikatas were up to, and Norisuke himself has never been shown not wanting her around except after Yagiyama showed up and that was purely for her own safety and the Higashikata's privacy.
if you look at this post your gay
>>148411496
Literally me.
>>148414899
>Original Dio survives by cutting off his head
>Alternate Dio/Diego dies by touching a disembodied head
He's completely gone unless you meanPucci
>>148408357
It's a pretty fast paced action story and each fight takes place maybe an hour after the last once the main plot kicks in. They're being hunted by a team of disgraced professional hitmen for most of it so they really don't get time to rest while trying to complete their mission.
>>148408482
It is you just don't see it because they hide it well.
>>148415094
Jokes on you, I was gay all along.
OK, lets try something new.
suggest a music/ost for characters/situations in the parts yet to be animated. (no songs)
proposing this for joubin:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuOXH_nXoqA
>>148415125MORIOH
>>148415104
I mean Dio has a plot device. He doesn't have to physically be there, but his "presence" always seemed to have had a reverberating effect that ended up combatting the Joestars anyways, aka, Pucci.
Who knows though, two trilogies with some similarities in structure isn't exactly a lot of evidence, but it's food for thought to me.
>>148411557
Jolyne wasn't alive when the DIO shit happened so she didn't get a Stand on account of not existing. Instead she just has incredibly high natural potential for having a Stand, so much so that a small prick on the finger with a broken Arrow was enough to almost instantly manifest a powerful punchghost.
>>148415183
I see what you mean. Maybe not his literal presence or influence (unless he somehow spawned a child off-panel in 7), but the ideals of Dio can come to play in a later part
>>148415132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4L5_43FUQI
>>148415335that wasn't as bad as i thought it'd be
>>148415132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7vYiv2wg_U Something similarly elegant or badass as a theme for Bruno in part 5.
How do we fix part 7
>>148415509
Mountain Tim was driving the ambulance.
>>148415509
Actually give the characters character instead of rushing into the plot straight away.
>>148415509
Changing most of the stands.
>>148415509
Have Johnny and Gyro kiss.
>>148415632
or fuck
>>148415632
Did Johnny want his D?
>>148415665
Have Johnny impregnate Gyro with the holy power of the corpse, and Gyro perform an abortion on himself using his balls
>>148415509
Make Valentine female
>>148415232
I think Kaato is involved somehow. I feel it.
>>148415509
Diego is the Zeppeli, while GYRO is the Brando-brand asshole.
Give Blackmore a fucking kite
Hot Pants wrangles a cheetah with both hands
And the President vetoes Pocoloco
http://www.sporcle.com/games/InfiniteZeke/jojos-bizarre-adventure-stands-including-jojolion
How good are you /a/?
No cheating
>>148409609
>Short as fuck
>special power is making loud noises
>no dignity
>>148415509
Pocoloco defeats Valentine and AU Diego with asspulls
>>148415509
Diego travels with HP more throughout the race.
Diego impregnates HP and she isn't killed during the train sequence.
>>148415509
Give Sandman additional lifetimes and more character development before killing him
>>148415760
>150 answers
Fuck that.
>>148415760
I'm not going to do it now but I'll probably forget almost all the Egypt 9 Glory Gods and Part 7 stands.
>>148412595
I'd say it's between Pet shop and Bug eaten. Maaaybe Stray Cat went beyond generally what we've seen in the manga.
>>148416031
*if it went beyond
>some asshole is shooting people with a magic bow and arrow
>lol it's just to give people stands
>I need a stand user who has a stand that can use its stand power to kill my father
>if only I knew someone who had the ability to remove whatever he touches with his right hand
Why are the brothers so retarded?
>>148416117
Because Cream and The Hand just send stuff to a void, it doesn't erase them. Their dad was immortal and always regenerating so there was a good chance it wouldn't kill him and he'd float around a void for all time in agony with only an armless Muslim guy for company. Ironically Kira's Stand actually kills things since it atomises targets rather than the 'erasing' that The Hand does, and Kira had been in Morioh the whole time unknown to anyone else.
>>148416117
I imagine it wouldnt be able to kill the dad fast enough, or completely enough.
The Hand seems like it can only delete the area where its hand swept in a line, and considering that the Hand is apparently very slow, he could probably only delete bits at a time and the dad regenerated too fast.
Or Araki could have just overlooked it, but eh.
>>148415760
59/150
Never read the manga or seen the anime tho.
I only like to shitpost here
>>148415760
I wouldn't be able to get past all of the fodder in part 3, I hardly remember any of that shit.
>>148415760
129/150
I have too much of a memory for this shit
I want to bully Polnareff while he's a helpless turtle and can't do anything about it
>>148416341
Then you're basically just bullying the turtle, he'd just go inside it.
Why would go and do something that mean to a turtle anon?
>>148416341
How could you possibly do such a thing?
>>148416411
>>148416415I wouldn't really I just wanted some (yous)I'm sorry
>>148416341
>>148416440
Very rude to the man who deserved better
>>148410852
I mean, he loved us so much he died by our bullshit so we can have a chance to be saved (Love Train) and the only thing we need to have is Faith in him and acknowledge him as the Lord (Ticket to Ride)
This may come as a christian and may not be like that in the manga but I do believe this has absolutely a lot of sense, hence why I love Araki's creative mind, something a lot of mangakas today don't have.
>>148415192
>small prick with a broken Arrow
but wasn't that the same way her cellmate got her stand?
>>148415760
I got 80 correct, with some being input wrong.
>Answered The Lovers (Correct : Lovers )
>Answ. Rat (Correct Ratt)
>Marilyn Manson didnt give me it
Part 6 minor fights, Part 3 gods, and Part 5 fights threw me off the most mainly because i havent reread them.
>>148407405
>Kakyoin
Delete this you scumbag
It's too soon and you know it
>>148416485
I read somehwere that Araki was Anglican but I don't remember if the source was reputable or even what it was so I'll just go with it being false. He's got a very good grip on the world and all the terrible things in it but he's not cynical about it. He seems like a very well rounded person and his creativity benefits from it.
>>148416457
How come Polnareff didn't get robotic legs? Joseph got a perfectly functional hand in the fucking forties, how come Pol ended up with a wheelchair?
I'm assuming the Speedwagon foundation are the ones who fixed him up after his injuries and set him up with a house (unless he managed to bind up his own leg-stumps and eye and crawled to safety alone, in which case I respect him even more) and they were easily able to fix and/or replace Joseph's hand on a few occasions, there's no reason they couldn't fix Pol.
Does Anyone know where I can find a shirt like Kiras the green with a pin stripe yellow I tried googling it and looked at stores but I'm not sure if I'm searching right or if Im addressing it the wrong way
>>148415760
113/150
I blanked out on alot of 3 and 7, some on 6 and scattered on others
>>148416513
We don't know is she pricked herself (hehehe) or got stabbed or what, other than that she got one because she was insane. It put Hermes into a 6 day coma too.
>>148416553
Pol couldn't do much because Diavolo
Are the Stand names relevant to their abilities or their user or does Araki just name whatever he wants at random?
>>148416553
Nazi science was super far ahead of the rest of the world apparently, but for whatever reason it died with Stroheim. And Polnareff was in hiding the whole time after he got the KC treatment, we don't know where he got the prosthetics from but it wasn't SPW since he was still off the radar the whole time because if he ever made contact Diavolo would find out immediately and come after him before help would arrive.
>>148416553
Didn't Polnareff have to stay in hiding after he survived the fight with Diavolo? I imagine he just couldn't have tried to leave the country or contact the speedwagon guys because the gang would have tracked him down.
>>148416609
Some are relevant to one or both, and some aren't relevant at all. There's no real pattern to it and it's more of a case-by-case thing.
>>148416618
>>148416624
He became a fucking computer-hacker though, surely he could've sent them a message like he did with Buccellati.
Poor bastard though, given what a friendly and extroverted guy he is it's horrible to imagine him locked up in hiding, alone and without legs. At least it paid off in the end, but goddamn.
>>148416658
He could have but he told them that Diavolo would know as soon as he contacted anyone so he had to make sure he only contacted the right people and the fact he was talking to them was proof of his confidence they could kill Diavolo. They had to go immediately since he'd made himself known.
>>148416658
I wanna clarify, is Pol stuck in the turtle room or is he the actual turtle?
>>148416689
Ah, must have forgotten/missed that. Makes sense. Jesus, I guess that means that he must have cauterized his own wounds and acquired a wheelchair himself while Jotaro and Joseph presumed him dead. Pretty grim.
>>148416690
I think it's both. He has a spirit which inhabits the room and can partially pop out the top, but he also seems to control the turtles body as he squawks at Giorno not to leave him behind as it'd take him days to walk anywhere, implying he can choose where it goes.
>>148416539
>He's got a very good grip on the world and all the terrible things in it but he's not cynical about it. He seems like a very well rounded person and his creativity benefits from it.
Reason of why he is unique between mangakas.
I Hope he can stay more time. We totally need more minds like him, bizarres (pun totally intended)
>>148416485
Shame he has a serious case of oops i forgot
Imagine if DIO just stayed away from Jotaro after he learned how to stop time, and then pissed him off by stopping time randomly
>>148416805
What?
>>148416834
Oh that would be hilarious
>>148410892
>he "Love Train"ed humanity's sins away
If the bible was written by araki and put into a manga format, everyone would be a Christian.
>>148416834
It woulda been kind of cool if Jotaro had some sort of idea about the time stopping before then. DIO would've been experimenting and training a lot, it could've been cool if Jotaro had made some throwaway remark about that feeling you get when it's almost like everything freezes for a moment or two. And then the others give him weird looks because they don't get that feeling.
>>148416748
Yeah, I wasn't sure if he became just the turtle but if he can use the room, at least he has a comfy room.
Still, Pol was one of my favorites in Part 3 (I liked the crew in general), but Part 5 gave him a shitty fate considering what he went through previously and his happy demeanor. It seems only Joseph got off scott-free, what the fuck Araki.
>>148416902
Maybe during one of the first time stops in DIO's World he catches a small glimpse of DIO doing something like switch Nukesaku into the coffin and yells out something about how he saw where DIO went and then they jump, but it was such a short period of time he could see it happen in stopped time he doesn't realise it was stopped time yet.
>>148416904
The only characters to ever beat fate were Joseph and Pucci.
>>148416935
It's been a while since I saw SC. Was the first time he stopped time when he asked his servant to shoot him? Or was that just one of the first times?
>>148407354
>turns a regular car into a roadroller
I think I realized why I don't like Giorno - the narrative just seems to take him way too seriously.
He's a serious character, and that's fair, but compared to the other JoJos and the other allies he gets hardly any moments where he's humanized. Even Jotaro gets treated considerably less seriously than him - he makes one-liners, he actively pals around with the crew, at times he's genuinely petty and childish, and sometimes he's the butt of jokes. He gets sneezed on by Polnareff, his hat gets gummed by Iggy, he gets shit on by Joseph for being bad at videogames.
At the start, Giorno seems perfectly fun, with weird shit like his ear-trick, stealing Koichi's luggage and getting chased, fucking around with the lighter etc, but as soon as he joins Passione all of that stops completely and he's all business and motivation. The comedy and lighthearted antics are almost entire Mista and Narancia's domain, with Abbacchio and Bruno chiming in here and there, but Giorno gets left high and dry.
>>148416954
Yeah he does stop it earlier but I was just talking about when he first uses it in the final battle and the proximity makes Jotaro slowly become aware of it or something. I was making a suggestion about a potential foreshadowing that could have happened.
>Fightcade
>HFTF
>Against my friend
>The motherfucker picks Hol Horse
>Just spam emperor till the game crash
WTF I hate my friend now
>>148406785
Stop.
>>148416904
Eh, if you think about it his fate wasn't that bad.
>Is directly responsible for Diavolo's defeat, is the victorious hero of the hour once again
>Gets functional legs again, albeit turtle ones
>Small and cute, the perfect size for being squished into a girls cleavage
>Jotaro loves animals
>Second in command of the fucking mafia
>Is able to influence and guide the son of fucking DIO and the user of GER, arguably the strongest man on the planet
>>148417023
Same for me, Giorno before joining Passione could have been a very good JoJo but after that he is even more boring than Jotaro. Part 5 was saved by Buccelatti's gang and the minor antagonists.
>>148417023
Abachio's piss fucked up giorno's brain
「Mr. Blue Sky」
Destructive Power: D
Speed: B
Range: E
Durability: E
Precision: A
Development: B
Appearance: a fairly featureless white humanoid figure with things that look like large irons instead of hands. As it stays out it slowly takes on the colors and textures of its surroundings. Since the user can choose to be effected by the constant change in his stand's appearance and thanks to the stand's high speed and precision, the user can easily disguise himself or hide.
Power: The ability to 'smear'. By hitting something with its iron-like hands it can 'smear' it as though it were wet paint. If applied lightly it can mend wounds, reattach limbs and fix objects. In a fight it can be used to 'smear' people's eyes shut, 'smear' someone's arm to a wall to make them an easy target or'smear' someone rapidly against a hard surface until the target becomes nothing more than a 'stain' on said surface, effectively killing the target.
>>148417151
aka Vitamin C
>>148415760
>150/150
What am I doing with my life
>>148417090
If you put it that way, yeah, it doesn't seem so bad. Maybe he can be friends with Mista, Trish or even Giorno (even though he's Dio's son) since all his other friends are most likely dead.
Still a bit sorry for him though.
>>148417146
It's not Abbacchio's fault, if anything he's to thank for Giorno not being even worse. The scenes where Abbacchio flips out at Giorno and genuinely intimidates him are some of the only ones where Giorno actually seems like a normal person with emotions. It's a nice change from him being overlooked/idolized by the others in the team, at least.
>>148417220
>He uses the infinite power of the gang to make Polnareffland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGdePK9tbUg
>>148417151
>it's a cleric stand with a combat abilities that it will never use
What's the fucking point?
>>148417220
I'm sure he could be, this is the man who managed to befriend Jotaro so much he was able to sneeze in his face without even being growled at.
He'd be a good bridge between Speedwagon and Passione too, since he's got experience with both and has friends in both camps.
>>148417023
I was really disappointed. Giorno was great in the beginning but got completely overshadowed.
Still, I think it's my favorite part along with 6.
>>148417378
Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, I fucking love part 5. 6 too, they're definitely in my top three. But I like part 5 in spite of Giorno rather than because of him, whereas one of my main reasons for loving 6 so much is Jolyne.
>>148417315
>Jotaro doesn't bring Polnareff over to Morioh to cure Josuke from his fear of turtles
>>148417479
I feel the exact same way as you.
I am
>>148417559
I'm Doppio!
>>148417579
>>148417479
I feel that while Part 5's gang shined and the protag didn't stand out as much, Part 5's protag stood out alot more compared to the rest of 6's crew. 6's crew didn't really meet up together as much (like Weather Report being in the infirmary for a while and F.F. going away half way through the part) and I was hoping there would be more interaction between everyone.
I BET IT WAS THE FUCKING NIGGER
>>148417612
*6's protag/Jolyne stood out
She was an amazing protagonist
>>148417612
Part 6 would have been flawless with more character interactions
>>148417612
>>148417651
Here's hoping that based David throws in a few scenes of group interaction.>inb4 part 6 won't be animated
you know it will
1999
BIZARRE SUMMER
>>148417612
Yeah, that's a good way of putting it. I liked the crew in part 6 a great deal, but most of them only really got to interact with Jolyne rather than each other. Annasui and Weather hung out a fair bit I guess, but other than that I have no idea how the rest of them got along.
It's almost an exact opposite of 5's dynamic really, Giorno isn't very social with the team and rarely talks much with most of the crew while the others all hang out with each other near-constantly, whereas Jolyne personally gets to know everyone in her crew and it's because of her that they all follow along, not out of any particular kinship with each other.
Why did Araki make me gay?
>>148417741
clutching crying night is your sole love
So, who got the 7?
>>148417786
>people still think those are the lyrics.
>>148417775
Because
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYCk2udVFvo
>>148417757
Part 6 is weird because the main cast all have their character arcs, but they have such a weak presence because there's no 'kinship' feel.
>>148417871
I dunno, they were memorable enough to me. Hermes and F.F in particular, Weather too. But you're right, them being closer to each other would've helped a lot.
>>148417900
I liked Hermes and FF but only Weather stuck out to me.
>>148417943
I liked Weather, but he seems to fade into the background after the frogs until getting out of the prison (which is a big chunk of 6)
He's important, but his absence did bother me
>>148418140
if i remove the hat, will he die?
>>148414899
Part 1-3 is the stone mask/vampire trilogy
Part 4-6 is the Arrow trilogy
>>148418202
I still don't get why he wears the hat when his hair looks exactly the same underneath it. Unless Pucci fucked with him when he took his memories and put a hat on him so he thought it was his hair and every day for the last 23 years he's showered and slept while wearing the hat without ever realising it wasn't his hair.
>>148418202
You are questioning things you shouldn't question
people finally starting to accept that 6 and 7 are the weaker ones.
AT LAST
>>148418232
>>148418283
They're literally fine though. 7 = 6 = 5 = 4 > 2 > 3 > 1 for me honestly.
>>148418404
>i rate 3
>tips fedora
>rides unicorn
>>148418404
Literally me.
>>148417090
> Second in command of the fucking mafia
I thought Mista was Giorno's second in command?
>>148418522
I thought Mista was Giorno's cumdump?
>>148418603
everybody is giorno's cumdump.
>>148418674
Dio would be proud.
New thread when
>>148418283
>Implying parts 1-3 aren't naturally the weakest parts
>Implying Araki didn't get better with each part