This is a rare Asuka

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No, this is a rare asuka.

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>>148406161
>>148406304
Those are both common Asukas.

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>he doesn't make his own Asuka's

>>148406459
Holy...I want more

>>148406459
Why is she so perfect?

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>>148406161
>>148406304
>>148406370
All those Asukas are lame, this is a truy rare Asuka.

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>>148406497

It's pretty simple, Asuka is the best character. She has a heart of gold and all she wants is a friend, but everyone rebuffs her.

No father at all


Her mother ignores her for a phony doll and tries to kill her


On her first encounter with Rei she asks to be besties so they can talk about robots and boys, but cold cruel Rei can't think of anyone besides herself and says no.


Misato invites Shinji into her house out of kindness but only offers it to Asuka out of mission requirements. She cries over Shinji when he comes back to life or whatever, but does she care when asuka falters? No, she just calls her a bitch and fires her.

Kaji doesn't bang her after she offers herself to him completely, and remember, there are less taboos around pedophilia in Evangelion universe because of the drastically reduced population. And Asuka is a savant, well ahead of her years.

Shinji won't pay attention to her, or even hold her when she kisses him.

And through all this, she still does her job and tries to be friends with others. She invites Rei to dinner, she saves Shinji and waits for him when he is in the hospital.

Who waits for Asuka in the hospital?

All she wanted was a friend and she poured her little heart out to get it, but no one would pay her any heed.

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>>148406506
Die you degenerate toiletfag

>>148406580
This, also Rei is a toilet

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>>148406485
Alright lad

>>148406580
This triggers my autism.

>>148407168
Why? Do you feel the urge to tell me why Mari is a best even though you're wrong?

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Would you ink for Asuka?

>>148407391
Yes.

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>>148406580
>people regurgitate my words and dilute any emotional punch it may have once held by making it spam

>people screencap my posts and deliver them to reddit at large

whatever, it's not like I give a fuck about anything anyway.

would you bath in asuka's bath water?

Why is she called Asuka when she has no ass?

>>148407636
No that's gross, I would drink it.

>>148407636
Would you breath Asuka's air?

>>148407626
Hey I was in that thread, I said "Put me in the screencap". The real legend is that guy that said "wtf i love asuka now"

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>>148407626
It was a good post, anon. It might seem like taking a piss on a sincere post, but only genuinely good posts become meme'd. Please don't feel hurt.

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>>148407756

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Why isn't she real?

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The only doable Asuka.

>>148407974
oh this reminds me, I had a hilarious get in another thread. Check it out, even though OP never delivered.

>>>/pol/92070700

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>>148406580
>2 lines between every sentence
For what purpose?

>>148407987
My god. She IS real!

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>>148408082
You don't see much of her here, as you might assume, given her cutesyness, but anyway, I've asked and unfortunately, you can still buy russian females, but she isn't for sale, and even if she was I probably couldn't afford it.

As if I'd waste literal money on a female anyway, but whatever. maybe I could just charm her with my asuka knowledge

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No, THIS is a rare Asuka

>>148408156
>>148408156

you would pay her to fuck you in her asuka cosplay if you could afford it?

>>148408228
Do I get to strangle her/have her strangle me?

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Asuka will save you.

why is asuka's personality so attractive?

>>148408762
Because she is a tsundere done right.

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this is a sad asuka

>>148408920
Hahahahahaha, you'd wish that, amerifags.

>>148409097
>everyone I don't like is an american

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>>148409108
True, I only dislike americans, any problem with that, faggot?

Alright I'll fucking bump it

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rei

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No, this a rare Asuka.

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>>148411232
rei?

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>>148411795
REEEEEEEEEI

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>>148411820
ray

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>>148406161

>>148411232
>>148411795
>>148411820
Is a toilet

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>>148413735
stop this meme

just fucking STOP it

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>>148413756
>DELETE THIS

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>>148411968
I like you

>>148414869

baka shinji

Asuka second best girl
First one is Misato

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This is a shiny Asuka.

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>>148408156
She probably doesn't know much about Asuka, actually. She's just a cosplayer.

>>148406459
Ayy lmao, Oscar, that's an angle

>>148406580
Best pasta

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>>148415029

>>148418102

delet

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>>148418102
This artist is really talented