what the actual fuck /a/

You don't like butts?

>>148396543
of course butts but not with fucking dragons coming out off them

>>148396589
You prefer poo coming out then?

How dangerous would it be to fuck a professional Keijo-er? Would you end up with a crushed dick and smashed pelvis?

>>148396627
i would actually prefer that over a fucking ass flamethower

>>148396741
Faggot. Dragons are cool as heck.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iTCNwL032GY

Assberus

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>>148396472

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>>148396628

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Out of my way weak fucking shits, best girl coming through

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>>148396628
You would die

Would this whole thing destroy your tailbone?

>>148396628
You just have to train a bit.
In the end, even their strongest booty will lose to the dick.

>>148396589
You have made me sigh OP.
This kind of stuff is to make characters unique and fights more flashy and interesting.

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>>148396472
meme

>>148397656
>this kind of stuff is to make characters unique and fights more flashy and interesting
>ass battles
i get your point, but that´s no reason to go full jojo with assstands

>>148397551
>legally able to hump women in public
where do i sign?

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>>148397922
if they didn't exaggerate everything into the extreme, it would just be average yuri fapbait.
Keijo has transcended that genre by completely owning that insane world they've created.

>>148398112
I don't like how they portray boobs as muscles when in reality they're soft, sensitive lumps of fat. It makes as much sense as guys using their balls to perform physical attacks. Unless the keijo universe has its own version of chi/energy to reinforce boobs it just triggers my immersion.

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>>148398294
>Unless the keijo universe has its own version of chi/energy to reinforce boobs
They literally do.
But they don't use their tits as muscles, they just swing them to hit each other, or more commonly, just bump into each other with them.

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>>148397262

I want Mio to rape me

>>148396472
She sharted

>>148397922
>muh jojo
Worst thing to happen to /a/ after nurutu.

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>>148398595
Truly best girl by a mile

>>148398411
That's a boob magic attack, not necessarily the same thing as something like nen reinforcement or haki which is straight up strengthening magic.

>>148398873

Most of the boob scenes are just to damp the move, they're soft enough to stop most of the attacks

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>>148398873
Well yeah, but my point still stands, that they don't really use their tits as muscles. Most often they'll use them to soak hits, but they'll also slap each other with them

>>148398646

But two minor characters are literally Jonathan and Dio

>>148398935
There is literally a boob iaido attack at one point.

>>148397102
Cerburass

The ass that hunts asses!

>>148399178
>>148397102

It's cherry!

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AOTS

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>>148397102
>>148399178

>>148396472
Yeah, what the fuck is that? Streaming?

>>148399314
This image would really trigger /k/

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>>148396472
It's a metaphor retard. Her special attack is the ability to follow opponents based on land vibrations so she can predict where the opponent is without even looking, giving the illusion of her ass chasing the prey like a beast. She just has a normal fuckable butt that might bite your dick off.

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>>148400051
>An ass that chases you like a prey.

>>148396741

I'm not your friend anymore.

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>>148400404
you were never my friend in the first place
h-how could you anon-kun
i loved you

>>148396472
cant be real