What's the actual danger level of a Japanese Truck?

>>148392641
About as deadly as a Category 5 hurricane.

Just below Japanese colds as the most fatal thing in Japan.

>>148392641
>Great Super STFU Truck

>>148392641
>overworked, exhausted, sleepy Asian driver with a dismal family life and little desire to live

Level: DIE

Danger level: Demon

>>148392641
CHEN NO

>>148394135
You mean Danger Level: God.

>>148394415
I still consider the japanese cold to be more dangerous, so no.

>>148394135
>>148394415
Trucks give you the power to become a god or devil?

>>148394135
>not Youkai

One job.

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>>148392641
japanese trucks a cute

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Trucks are in every dimension, there is no stopping them

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>>148394646

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>>148394703

Triple S

>>148392641
A member of the triumvirate of the three unstoppable powers:
Japanese Truck
Japanese Cold
The Dick

Earthquakes are not caused by the subduction of tectonic plates. In fact, they occur each time a truck brushes underground structure.

>>148393973
Add narrow streets and a penchant to close the eyes if things get hairy (who needs braking anyway).

>>148392641
I want to see one of those "transported to fantasy setting" genre were the MC does usual mc crap and finding out the big bad is a sentient truck.

Are french truck stronger than japanese truck?

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>>148392641
Deadly

TRUCKS ARE JUSTICE
TRUCKS ARE THE LAW
TRUCKS CLEANS THE EVIL OF THIS WORLD

>>148395177
They are bigger but not sure if they are stronger

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>>148392641
This kills the loli/10

>>148392641
Wolf I guess

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>>148392641

Truck * 10^

>>148394498
>I still consider the japanese cold to be more dangerous

But it's possible to recover from the Japanese cold with the love of your friends/lover/oniisama. You never come back from truck.

>>148398168
But the Japanese cold is even more cunning than the truck. It claims the lives of millions of frail, unsuspecting imoutos annually.

>>148392641
rekt

Cute girls driving cute trucks when?

>>148395385
By the authority vested in me by the European Racial Tolerance Concordat, I demand you delete that image immediately or have police units dispatched to your location.

>>148400944
>Demo-Loli-tion Derby

fund it

>>148401031
Is there a party hard edit of this?

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>>148394763
lewd

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>all these pleb tier trucks

get on my level

>>148401428
dekotora are the best

>>148400979
Good luck with that, but I'm behind 7 Japanese trucks.

>>148395714
ironically a meteor of that size crashing into Earth would be far more catastrophic for far more people

gay

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>>148401428
That is the coolest thing I have ever seen

>>148395690
>One of the best, if not the best, female lead he's ever made
>Kills her off

What a faggot

>>148402285
Yeah, it should've just had that truck get t-boned by another, bigger truck.

>>148394810
What if you had a Japanese truck carrying a cargo of dicks infected with the cold?

>>148403864
Armageddon

https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/281431

>>148392641
Natural Disaster

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>>148392641
Pretty high.

>>148392641
Those were a real danger, probably because of all the meth the truck drivers were doing.

>>148406731
>Actually trying to run over that child

Why not just kill yourself if you're at that point

>>148394703
NOT the ending of Bakuon!! everyone wanted!

>>148407439
I think he was trying to swerve the other way without running into the sidewalk/nearby van but it was incomplete so he would have just hit her anyway

good thing she moved though

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>>148394763
How cute.

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>>148392641
He's the most powerful foe Spider-Man has ever defeated, he barely managed to get a win. So more dangerous than Electro, the Sandman, the Rhino, Carnage or even Fire-Lord.

>>148411983
>he

>>148395690
I cannot wait until this airs
It'll be exceptional

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>>148392641
High enough to threaten a shounen battle protagonist.

>>148400944
Cute girls cutely reincarnating the wrong losers into the wrong worlds.

>>148392641
>What's the actual danger level of a Japanese Truck?
A speeding vehicle has amazing offensive capabilities.

A speeding truck has the kinetic energy, at the point of impact, of C4 explosives.

A speeding train, at the point of impact, has the kinecic energy of a nuclear weapon.

A fictitious spaceship the size of The Enterprise, travelling at the speeds they usually go in fiction, would cause impact to the level of anti-matter annihilation where it hits.

>>148412152
/o/ here, fucking stupid.

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>>148412247
I survived a 90mph motorcycle crash with only a sprained ankle that healed already last month. Granted I was catapulted and landed on grass but what were my odds of that?

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>>148412279
Wow, good thing we have an expert here. I was kind of thinking it was stupid myself, but I didn't have the sort of experience shitposting on a imageboard gives you. I'm glad someone as clearly gifted as yourself in all things automobile related is here to soothe the troubles of people such as I who are unable to determine whether or not a truck chasing a boy through the woods is "fucking stupid"

sage

>>148412364
The guardrail shredding like paper was exceptionally stupid.

>>148412326
>I survived a 90mph motorcycle crash with only a sprained ankle that healed already last month. Granted I was catapulted and landed on grass but what were my odds of that?
You were lucky that you didn't hit a solid object and merely ragdolled. But yeah, them's the risks. Sorry about your bike.

>>148412326
Thats why you wear boots you fuck.

>>148392641

Truck should be Assassin in the next Fate franchise.

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>>148412516
Yeah I figured if I had hit a sign pole or a tree my shitposting days would've been over. Guys get cut in half clean by that shit, I've seen pictures. I was over the bike the night it happened, just thankful for my life not to mention no broken bones. I'm still struggling with PTSD though, it's 4 AM and my shrink is on vacation. At least I've been taking flanfly supplements though.

>>148412565
I always wear full gear bro. 8-inch steel toed catepillars. If I wasn't wearing them I believe my foot would've just snapped off like a broken twig. I still can't understand how I managed to injure just my ankles. My toes were purple at every knuckle too.

>>148412670
>I always wear full gear bro.
>Squidanon

I no understando at all

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>>148412694
I used to shitpost squid girl all over the threads.

>>148402232
SEVEN?! I thought high capacity assault trucks were illegal.

Why would any normal person need to run over seven people at once?

>>148412326

Enjoy your short reprieve.

The truck WILL come for you. It does not sleep, or feel pity or mercy. It does not stop for traffic lights and crosswalks, and neither will it stop until you are dead beneath its ravenous wheels.

>>148392641
around japanese cold levels i'd wager
though maybe a bit lower

>>148392641
What the hell is with the length of her legs and her body.

I demand an isekai with truck-kun as the protagonist. He will get the recognition, and harem, he deserves.

>>148414267
Ovallord.

>>148414267
except truck-kun can't stop himself from running over his waifus

>>148414278
>"I fell asleep at the wheel mysteriously, regain conscious just in time to avoid running someone over, and now i am stuck in an alternate world after running over that world's hero and angering the yandere princess who is in love with him?"

Sounds promising.

>>148412168
I'm imagining a story where it's someone's job to go to a percentage of isekai protagonist-types and tell them "Yeah, sorry, there was a paperwork mixup and you actually WERE supposed to die. So... if you don't mind, could you? The real hero's bumming around the afterlife seducing the angels with his purity, and we're pretty sure some devil's are crushing on him due to the evil arm that's strapped onto him as part of the deal."

>>148392641
What a complete bullshit beginning for a story, MC made no logical attempts to save her and yet reached a point where he believed it was hopeless. At least he uses his powers smartly after this is resolved, but damn.

>>148412067
What does the Japanese Truck identify as?

>>148414527
I agree. And all the characters are dumb like that too. That girl who is able to peel a band of rubber off people manage to kill him hundred of times, that's the shittiest ability, she has to touch him for her power to work, and they somehow just stand still for her to kick them however she likes.

>>148407439
Target fixation.

>>148415446
Aren't vehicles socially accepted as "she"? I guess cargo/items could be "he" as well... what's the important part of the japanese truck, the engine or the items inside it?

>>148416936
>Aren't vehicles socially accepted as "she"?
Just ships. and guns

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>>148402285
Wow maybe it was a slow meteor please don't judge