Hellsing: Ultimate

>>148283262
Talk about pandering

You don't and know why?

Vampires aren't real.

>>148283809
stop posting integra

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>tfw anon saved his virginity just for you and you cucked him with frog mercenary

>>148283809
Are you sure anon? What if that is what they want you to think?

>>148283262
Vampires are monsters.

>>148283262
> TFW becoming the oldest cognizant vampire of the century
> TFW all the other vampires laugh at you because you're wrinkled and bald and they KNOW

>>148283809
Neither is sex.
Checkmate.

>>148283809
Saying vampires isn't real is like saying my waifu isn't real. Which you know, is false.

>>148285061
Checkmate atheists.

>>148283262
>>virgins when bitten become smart and powerful vampires

Nope, I'm pretty sure it had something to do with being raped by a priest and then drinking blood from the battlefield.

>>148284751
>Normalfags are monsters
Fixed that for you.

>>148285061
what

>>148283262
Anal doesn't count?

>>148283262
Like everything about vampires this is an obvious metaphor related to sex.
Virgins become "predators" themselves, people who have had sex don't see this experience as something as special.

It's very simple, really.

>normals
>not already mindless ghoulish drones

Non virgins are subhuman

>>148291954
Mind. Blown.

>>148292196
Vampires always were that.
It started with Carmilla which was basically a 19th century lesbian fantasy.

Sucking blood is a metaphor for intercourse.