Girls und panzer, GuP and /ak/ stuff

Chovy should move to a better school, too bad she is poor.

I can't pick a favorite girl. Send help.

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I'm down to do some renders, I'll be back in 30 minutes or so. Give me your images, so that I might render them.

Here's another quick one I did of my wife, Saori.

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I think I'm falling for Momo, guys.

>>148271461

You trying to illicit a response or actually?

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>>148271364
Use a character sorter and force yourself to abstain from using the tie button.

>>148271491
I'm not messing around. I can't stop thinking about her.

>>148271512
I also meant to ask of I could have this rendered. Please and thanks Sawreehfag.

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>hey, you've got food on your mouth!

>>148271538

Then you and Momofag are gonna have to duke it out.

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I want to make Miho the happiest girl on earth by being her personal Boko.

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>>148271862
I don't want any trouble.

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Da-dang is Emiracle of the universe.

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>>148271955

At least someone else sees the beauty that is Momo.

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>>148270902

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Guys what can I do to have more dreams? I saw Sawreehfag's posts last thread and now I really want to start dreaming as much as possible.

>>148272562

Stare at images of the subject matter before sleeping. My wallpaper is of my two late dogs, so they're usually the last thing I see before bed. I get dreams with them frequently.

>>148272245
Nobody's saying she ain't pretty - she's fantastic.

She's just a fucking nut and nobody got time for that shit.

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>>148272737

When I say beauty, I don't mean just physically. Her stern side, emotional side, hysterical side, they're all beautiful.

>>148272888
I think you just have a bitch fetish, octoanon.

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>>148272918

Call what you may, getting to this face is all worth it.

Also, Octoanon?

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>>148272973
Yuzu's face clearly is divine.

>>148273049
So fertile.

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>>148272973
Well, I can't argue with a man's taste in waifus. Unless they're shit, but you okay.

because trip eights

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>>148273049

I do like her eyebrows. I wish Yuzu had more chances to shine. You could remove her from the show and Momo and Anzu wouldn't stumble.

>>148273106

>trip eights

Oh. I haven't paid attention to those numbers in forever. Also I love Swan Momo.

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>>148271512
>>148271538
I just got back, my sister really knows how to fuck around and waste time.

I'll get right on this.

>2 Momofags
Whoa, it's like the good ol' days.

>>148237668
Enjoy your shot trap.

>>148266030

When was liking Mako make you a lolicon?

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>>148273415

Hopefully he isn't the cool beauty spamming type.

>>148271512
In terms of who I think I'd get along with, it's Yukari, and let's face it, that's it for most people who like this show.

In terms of who I'd do filthy things to do filthy things with, it's Naomi.

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>>148273478
I bet it was you, anyway.

Just kidding, let's hope so.

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How much would you pay to spend 1 hour with Alice in her cuddle suit?

Rules:
1. No touching inappropriately (unless she says it's okay).
2. One (1) hour max per cash transaction. Alice can decide to extend or shorten the time limit at any point and raise or lower the price of the next session.
3. Alice will change into a maximum of 3 outfits provided they are her size and she has a suitable, private changing location.
4. You can take her to get food, provided she agrees which depends on whether she is hungry, and whether she likes the food you suggest.
5. The only TV show you can watch with her is Boko and any other show she agrees to. If you change the channel to something unauthorised, and she becomes upset, you are required to console her and hug her, and you are charged an additional $5 per offense.
6. You can pick up and/or princess carry Alice, but only when she tugs on your shirt and asks to be carried.

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>>148273556

That hurt, Sawreehfag. That hurt.

>>148273584
I'd make her watch Star Trek with me

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>>148273610
I know, I'm sorry.

He was a bully, there's no way you'd be one and the same.

>>148271364
It looks like this:
Mako>Yukari>Saori>Miho

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>>148273452
People think Mako is a loli because of her lewd petite body, it's a very common mistake.

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Man, these threads really need to die

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>>148273684

>Pic

Saori would make for a nice cat. Momo; a dog.

A lot of Garupans would make for good pets.

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>>148271512
All done at long last.

>>148273895
I agree, but they make even better wives!

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Oh hey, we didn't hit bingo last thread.

I think I'm gonna replace Sawreefag with image limit webm and replace 250 image limit with just hitting the limit before post limit.

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The first /c/ thread just hit image limit, so I decided to finally update the MEGA. If you've missed a request or anything hopefully you find it in here!

https://mega.nz/#!45pmjDYC!aOzE9esmKp6_9JM5JCcDzQveyvg1XJya0Zs6SGm3VOE

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>>148274269

Thank you!

>the Guppies are practicing for an upcoming tournament
>suddenly the radios begin picking up some strange transmission
>it seems some people are using radios on almost the same frequency and they're picking up bits and pieces of the conversation
>they listen closely and one line is discernable
> << Yo Buddy, still alive? >>
>It's the boy's piloting team who are practicing in the same area for the same tournament to prove to the school administration that their team is worth keeping alive despite piloting being more dangerous and not as popular as tankery.
Yfw. What happens next?

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>>148274555
go away

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>>148274555

No. No boys. Stop this.

>>148274602
>one of them seduces your favorite Guppie
:^)

>>148274661

Saori knows what to do in such a situation.

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>>148274826

Forgot the image. Oops.

>>148274855
She gets seduced too
:^)))))

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>>148274269
Thank you Sawreehfag. I made this for you because I'm bored and wanted to say thanks.

>>148275168

Hah, that's cute. With all these renders, I guess you could slap together a VN if someone just coded it.

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>>148275168
Thank you for this, brought a big smile to my face! Glad you like the renders!

>>148275236
>I guess you could slap together a VN if someone just coded it.
Yeah because that worked brilliantly the last time you tried it.

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My wife is more beautiful than the moon.

>>148275277

Well, not a CYOA VN, that's for sure. Just a waifu simulator like that picture.

>>148275277
I don't think it was a serious comment Anon, he was just saying that with the amount of renders that have been done you could almost used them as assets for a visual novel.

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>>148275304

Holy crap that's really scary.

>Saki has a VA
Did she even say anything in the anime?

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>>148275408

Did you watch the anime?

>>148275408
https://youtu.be/kpxtDsnSKzs

Chocho

>>148275408
>Did she even say anything in the anime?
How about watching the anime?

Why is takebe so underappreciated

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>>148275512
She isn't, I appreciate her enough to make up for the adoration of a million men.

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>>148275581

That's a nice image of her. She looks like royalty.

>>148275512
You must be new to these threads.

>>148275435
>>148275454
I don't remember her ever moving her mouth. The rabbita even made a huge deal when she was about to speak in the movie.

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>>148275651

It's in the fight against KMM. Watch it again.

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>>148275651
When they shoot the Ferdi in the butt during KMM battle, Saki points out the weak spot.

>>148275627
I only wish it was bigger, sadly that's the best I can find.

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>check the archive
>https://a.pomf.cat/rtoaxp.webm
>Saori folder
>451 files

Holy fuck.

>>148276104
Not to brag, but I use to have 5000+ pics of mai waifu until my hard drive died. It's not hard if you're dedicated.

>>148275751
There's a Youtube 10 hours vid of her speaking, of course

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>>148274661
They are prepared.

Reminder to report and ignore bullying.

>>148274555
HAIL BELKA!

>>148277161
Erika is such a dike. Good thing Maho is shutting that shit down.

>>148277221
She just likes Maho, can you blame her?

>>148270902
they are all perfect in their respective uniforms

except yukari. but she'd fit in perfectly as a saunders' student

>>148272605
Do you have sex with your dogs on your dreams?

>>148277320
I can't, but she really should be more respectful of Maho's preferences and not blurt out things that insinuate that they're fucking. It's kind of rude to do that even if it's true, and based on Maho's facial expression, it clearly isn't.

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Boko meets his master:

>>148277374
This makes Miho horny

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>>148277369
Well, they ARE Kuromorimine students after all - i guess their tanks have more social skill than they have. Koume likely being the sole exception.

>>148277482
Is Koume being the only sane person of KMM a thing now?

>>148277717
Cannibal!

new season when?

>>148277508
Nah, they're not insane, they just don't know how to deal with social situations.
Except Miho - she's definitely insane psychopath.

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Here's an Anzu, wondering which character to do next out of these, help me decide.

Miho, Maho, Kay or Oryou?

>>148278619
Kay.
Also Valentine art with Kay pls.

>>148278619
Kay please

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Erikas expression somewhat scares me..

>>148278672
>>148278680
Can do, is there any valentine image in particular you want? I'll do that afterwards.

>>148278748
Just end the cocktease already and dump the whole chapter

>>148274555
Firebomb ACTAS or implode near the director or writer

>>148278748
Shizuka is a bad influence

>>148278776
If i had it, yeah.

>>148278748
That Chovy

What kind of face would your second favorite garupan make when you dump her for your favorite garupan?

Fuck guys it happened
My first GuP dream was with Erika and we were on the battle of Berlin
What did you do to me /ak/?

>>148278841
Jokes on you, I still can't choose between Kay and Yukari.

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>>148278881
Made you a proper man, anon.

>>148278881
Stop reading THAT before bed.

>>148273584
bring her to meet her older sister

>>148278761
Sorry, can't find it now, but, iirc, that's the only valentine art with Kay.

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>>148278881
Did you win it for her, at least?

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I'm going to love Saki tenderly and give her the assistance a high-functioning autistic elder god requires.

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What is she saying?

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>>148278934
This it?

>>148278937
She died, we were in a room with other soldiers unable to move and a tank gun fired at us killing her with the debri, I grab her gun and run through the hole on the wall the tank left towards a sewer that was connected to a church.

Pretty strange dream...

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Erwin is cute and she is also my wife!

>>148279005
>>>/mlp/

>>148278997
Yes, that, thanks.

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So that's why Yukari was holding a tank shell in those GuPxCupNoodle collab pics

>>148279079
Is the shell just decoration? Maybe it opens up and you can store hot water.

>>148279079
That shell looks fantastic

>>148279105
It open up to store the cup noodles in it.

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>>148279105
>Tank shell thermos
Shit, I want one.

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>>148279017
>being this triggered

:^)

>>148279197
"This is going right up your ass Nina."

>>148279079
That's the most ostentatious container I've ever seen for fucking cup noodles.

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>>148278881
>>148279004
I remember my first

I was in a "Starship" Patton with Saori, fighting in the Gulf War, because I guess my subconscious really likes underdog stories

We were actually doing really well until a shit-ton of (captured?) French tanks rolled in outta nowhere and we were forced to surrender

Some Iraqi motherfucker opens the hatch and starts yelling at us, when suddenly VENOM SNAKE OUTTA NOWHERE

He clocks the guy in the head with his robot arm, knocking him out cold, then draws his gun on us - "TALK!", he says

After a moment of stunned silence, he slips behind my wife and puts a knife to her throat

Acting on pure instinct, I draw my own weapon and shoot him right in his good eye and he falls to the floor

Saori suddenly screams, I assume it's because the gunshot blew the fuck out of her eardrums, but she scrambles over to Snake's corpse and pulls off his mask - Yukari's lifeless eyes stare back at us

I then pull off my own mask, revealing that I, Venom Snake, was inside the tank all along

Saori has seen too much - I knell behind the grieving girl and choke her to death with my garrotte, a single tear rolling down my cheek as I realize this is our last moment together

Then I wake up

Kojima is a fucking hack

>>148279259
fuck off back to /int/ with your spam

>>148272661
Her lower body must weigh three times her upper body

>>148272661
Is that Arabic?

>>148279372
>M60
>Patton
Run.

>>148279372
What the fuck man?

>>148278971
N-nee-chan, you shouldn't... (little brother)

Geez... We're at home, so isn't it fine?

Anyway, haven't you been looking at me for a while? Don't tell me you got aroused from your sis' body? Hey, hey~

S-stop teasing me already... (lil bro)

>>148279397
??

>>148279619
Pattons are M46, M47 and M48, not M60.

>>148279497
Done.

>>148279752
u got the order wrong

31
42

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>>148279752

We need more of this

>>148279715
but then what do I call M60s

>>148279815
M60.
Or 105 mm Gun Full Tracked Combat Tank M60

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>>148279778
Fixed. Changed some stuff.

>>148279882
I want to be her brother.

>>148278672
>>148278680
Sorry it took so long, had to go make dinner. I'll start on that Valentine one now!

>>148280001
>Kay will never slap her ass asking you to come inside.

What's the fucking point.

>>148280016
Nonna might, so there is hope

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>>148280001
Removed that little patch I left behind when I mended the side-tie.

>>148280042
I want her to sit on my face.

>>148280035
But Nonna is just as real as Kay.

Also I like Kay more.

>>148277717
snibeti snab

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>>148279197
>>148279275

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>>148270902
That Hana, my fucking dick.

Transfer fucking when?

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>>148280095
It's dead

When will we get the next RW chapter?

(Or some of the former chapters translated?)

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>>148280108
Yukari is so fucking pure. I don't care what anyone else says, I bet if you wed Yukari and bring her to bed she probably has no idea how to proceed with sex. She probably doesn't even think that you're gonna sex. She is thinking that you'll have another night long discussion about tanks. That's when I take off my clothes and she just tilts her head in confusion but still holding up a smile. I would grab her cheek gently and kiss her, making her blush. As I proceed to lick her neck and collarbone, I start to undress her.

I would cup each breasts and give it the full attention it deserves. I can already hear the "Uwawawa" sounds she's making. She would calm herself down by trying to think of 7TP, but I would break her concentration as I rub my fingers against her crotch. She would continue to think "What's going on, what's going on? I never trained for this." as I proceed to take off each layer of clothes she has.

Starting from her feet, I would lick down her legs until I'm faced to face with her bare crotch. Before I proceed, she would say something like "Ah, did you know that three-man turret only became common after the Panz-" and then I would lick her tangy pussy. Yukari would keep trying to talk about tank facts as I continue to taste my love.

Once she is panting, I would spread her legs wide and proceed inside of her. Yukari wouldn't know what to do, saying something like "This operation of attack is extremely effective Anon-dono, good job." and I would thrust into her nonstop as she moans and moans each time. Before it ends, we both can feel each other coming and we shout out "Panzer Vor!" as we climax. We would cuddle, and kiss once more before we share a dream about riding a tank across Ooarai.

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>>148278881
>>148279372
>My first GuP dream finally happens
>I'm greeting Anchovy before a senshado match or something
>Alarm clock rings and ruins everything
>Forgot to turn it off on saturday

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>>148274661
>>148274964

>>148272562
Try to slightly reduce your sleeping quality?

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>>148278672
>>148278934
>>148278997
All done, hope you like it!

>>148280747
Arigato.

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>>148279374
>spam

It's a single post, my dude, no need to sperg out.

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Guys, I just read THAT. Well fuck me. At least it ended on a happy note I guess... and the darj was no where to be seen

>>148281215
>spoiler
Do you really want to see that?

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>>148281277
No, and thank god I didn't.

Is 'THAT' what I think it is?

WHAT IS IT

I NEED TO KNOW

>>148281790
You dont.

>>148281790
"TK"

>>148281754
Darjeeling!

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We need something fun to post about and I know you faggots can write some cute as hell shit.

You've been married to your favorite Garupan for 4 years now...What do say or do when:
>She wakes up next to you in the morning
>She serves your breakfast
>She tells you to have a good day at work
>She welcomes you home after work
>She serves you dinner
>She snuggles up to you on the couch
>She offers you a bath together
>She asks you if you'd like to 'do it'
>She tells you she's pregnant

Feel free to answer any and all of the questions

Will Ribbon Warrior ever get an official translation? What about the Erika spinoff?

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>>148270902
>She wakes up next to you in the morning
Kiss her on the forehead and ask if she's still sleepy. If she's still tired I'd let her sleep in a little more.
>She serves your breakfast
Thank her for the food and pet her. I'd usually cook for her so it's a cute change.
>She tells you to have a good day at work
Kiss her on the cheek and say goodbye.
>She welcomes you home after work
Pet her head. Tadaima.
>She serves you dinner
I'd cook unless she really wanted to, I'd respond the same way I would to breakfast.
>She snuggles up to you on the couch
Stroke her hair till she falls asleep. I'd probably follow not long after.
>She offers you a bath together
We'd bathe together everyday so I can help her conserve energy.
>She asks you if you'd like to 'do it'
Confirm what I just heard. The rest is private.
>She tells you she's pregnant
Probably cry. I'd scoop her up and run around cheering and kissing her.

Yeah.

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>>148282235
When I wake up to her, I take a smell of her hair and smile to myself, soemtimes I'd nearly fall back to sleep, but Katyusha would wake up before I can do so, then we'd give each other a light kiss and say good morning to each other, although when it comes to breakfast, I'd be making it instead.

Before I head to work, I give her a deep kiss, telling her that I love her, once I arrive back home from work, after announcing that I'm back, I head to Katyusha preparing dinner, I ask her what she's cooking, she playfully tells me it's a surprise, when dinner is served, I tell her that her cooking is fantastic, sometimes we'd feed eachother.

Once we've had our dinner, we'd snuggle up on the couch, listening to some russian folk music, with her lying on me, and holding our hands together.

Becuse I'm a pretty shy guy, when she'd ask if she'd like to do it, my face would go bright pink, and I'd quietly say "Sure" and I'd let her take the lead at first, but as we both get into it, I'd be more willing to take the lead.

When she tells me that she is pregnant, to be quite honest, I'd hug har tightly in my arms and cry like a little bitch, and tell her that I'm so happy that we are going to have a child, once the shock has worn off and my tears have run dry, I'd be calling my friends and family that we are having a baby.

>>148274555
>>Yo buddy, still alive?
>Aug 1945 @ Kuril Islands

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>>148282235
>She wakes up next to you in the morning
Smile and kiss her softly, then cuddle with her until it's time for breakfast.
>She serves your breakfast
Thank her and tell her she's beautiful.
I love when she makes scrambled eggs!
>She tells you to have a good day at work
I tell her to be ready when I finish work, as I have made reservations for dinner.
>She welcomes you home after work
I drop my toolbox and give her a kiss, being sure to keep my greasy hands off her pretty outfit.
>She snuggles up to you on the couch
I drop a marshmallow into her mouth from above when she nudges me.
She enjoys watching films about war, and frequently pausing to point out historical errors.
>She offers you a bath together
I happily accept, I like washing her with a tank shaped luffa
>She asks you if you'd like to 'do it'
I respond by kissing her neck, it's very effective!
The rest is classified.
>She tells you she's pregnant
I'd probably kneel down and rest my head against her tummy, trying (and failing) not to cry.

Actual Erwinfag, not that shitposter (he doesn't even have an Erwin daki)

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>>148282235
Couldn't help myself, it's a two-parter.

When Saori wakes up next to me I'd gently greet her good morning, running my hand gently along her head and cradling her head as she smiled up at me, I'd lean over and give her a short kiss on the lips, then another one, then another we'd rub our noses together a little before she finally responded with a “Good morning” and sat up, stretching her arms out and releasing a cute yawn. We'd both help each other cook breakfast while humming a tune of some sort together then we'd sit down to eat together, and talk nonsense for a while.

As I go to leave for work Saori would throw her arms around my shoulders and wish me a good day, giving me yet another kiss and a hug before I told her I'd be off, I'd wave to her through every open window till I could no longer see her, when I got home Saori would greet me with a smile and we'd share a brief hug, asking me how the day was, I'd tell her about it as we headed over to the kitchen. Saori would've already started part of dinner, and I'd help her cook the rest. We'd both sit down to eat and I'd ask about her day, she'd tell me enthusiastically about everything that'd happened, I'd listen along with a smile.

After dinner we'd both watch some romance drama or whatever on the television, she'd lay into my chest as I rested my chin on her head and held her hands. We'd get really invested in the show and whatever was happening on it. Laughing, crying and feeling all the second hand embarrassment together. After we'd finished with our shows we'd just lay on the couch for a few an hour or so, exchanging sappy couple-talk you'd find in one of our cheesy romance shows that we take seriously, kissing, hugging ect.

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>>148283294

We'd then have a bath together, helping each other wash our backs thoroughly, we'd probably end up splashing each other constantly unable to resist having a little fun, her giggling would make my heart melt before long, and I'd hurry to finish up. We'd help each other dry off and head to bed, snuggling up to each other all fresh and clean, taking in the soft sensation of our skin brushing against one another's. Maybe one night Saori and I would decide to make love, if only to try for a child. I'm not going into details, but it would be very very romantic!

The day Saori told me she was pregnant I'd probably freeze in place for a minute, before erupting with tears of pure joy. I'd give her the deepest kiss I could ever manage before shouting out the window I'm going to be a father. I'd tell all of my friends, family, neighbours, co-workers ect. in the same day I found out. As soon as that child was born, if I don't from a heart attack we'd try for number two in a couple years, stopping at 2 - 4, maybe more if all goes well.

I haven't posted any lovey-dovey for a while, I simply couldn't resist this!

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>>148282235
Let her use my arm as a pillow and admire her bed head.
Enjoy her cooking and offer to do the dishes.
Salute and wink on my way out the door.
Kiss on the lips and a playful pinch on the butt.
Enjoy her cooking, have a nice conversation and offer to do the dishes.
Snuggle back.
Offer to wash her hair.
Stroke her thigh and improvise from there.
Jump around the house, cry tears of joy, hug her while expressing how happy I am and start preparing the house for the new arrival.

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Also, everyone else's posts are CUTE! Love, Rabu, Ai! It makes me smile so much to read everything you write!

>>148283294
>>148283313

Thank you. I have diabetes now. In a good way.

>>148282351
That depends on whether US publishers are interested to get those. Seven Seas Entertainment(the ones who did the offcial English translations) aren't interested anymore getting the other GuP manga titles since they didn't think they profited from the release of the GuP manga and Little Army as much as they wanted it to do.

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I want to finish with the finns

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>>148283973

Why the finns are so best?

>>148281361
what the fuck man
what the hell is wrong with you

>>148284121
i need a fucking link now, or at least artist name

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>>148283973
Good Night, Katyusha

Good Night, Nonna, Klara

It's so nice that there's so much milk

Maybe Pravda's commander is the type that drinks after coming out of the bath

Let's gratefully borrow it

I wonder what this is, "Non-alcoholic Vodka"?

It doesn't seem like it would taste very good but let's also borrow all of it

Klara, shoot

eeh!?

>>148284215
You can filter by filename anon

>>148284121
Can a CV33 penetrate an IS-2s roof at a perpendicular angle?

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>>148284366

>>148284860
>gracefully

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>>148284860

Best team

>>148284568
ma dude i am really curious

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>>148284907

Looks like someone uploaded the new RW chapter on this chinese GuP board, karlssomething.

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My name is Dar Jeeling. I'm an artist, I'm a Senshado artist.

>>148285441
And what are you doing?

>>148274166
>No space for translations or actual content
Quite telling.

>>148285649

I'm pretty sure it's a bingo board for things that need to stop.

Except for Sawreehfag being best fag

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>>148285502

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>>148285808

>>148285372
It's incomplete though.

>>148285832
Damn it Mika, that tank is not authorised by the Senshado Federation

>>148285964
Don't blame her, she's only borrowing it.

>>148286002
1st directive when Continuation High School comes for a match:
BOLT.DOWN.EVERYTHING.

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>>148286002

Mika needs to be stopped

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>>148286078
What are you implying? Her school receives a great many gifts from their fellow competitors.

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>>148286142

Have this

>>148286078
>Implying that will stop her from 'borrowing'

>>148286078
I know bolts are cheap, anon, but that's no reason to let Keizoku, um, "borrow" them.

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>>148286273

Mika will never be stopped

>>148284951
Wasn't this TL'd already

>>148286635
>Mika gonna eat all of Erika's steaks
Stop the Erika-bullying!

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>>148286701

It is in the booru

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>>148286711

Never

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>>148282235
>She wakes up next to you in the morning
Give her two kissed to both cheeks and tell her "Good morning". Ask her what's she's planning to do today while I'll be in work.
>She serves your breakfast
Offer my help, I'll prepare something for her and she'll prepare something for me. While we're doing this we casually talk about stuff like my work, senshado team that she's training (she became an instructor).
>She tells you to have a good day at work
Give her another kiss and answer "You too, my love." When I leave the house I turn around just to see her watching me throught the window, I wave to her as I'm entering my car.
>She welcomes you home after work
When I enter my house after hard day of working she instantly jumps on me shouting "Welcome home!" My answer is - "You know this hurts?". She stops hugging me for a second and looks me straight in the eyes and says with a big grin "I know." I kiss her with big satisfaction, this is the answer I was expecting.
>She serves you dinner
I complement that her cooking skills have improved significantly during past few years and tell her that Saori taught her well. She laughs awkwardly and agrees with me.

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>>148286858
>She snuggles up to you on the couch
I cease any movement to find out if she falls asleep or not. She certainly needs some rest for the evening.
>She offers you a bath together
I gladly accept. We lie in bathtub next to each other and just talk, we're not ashamed of our naked bodies, we have nothing to hide. We both knows what will happen in a few moments and are very excited about it, but we're quite silent.
>She asks you if you'd like to 'do it'
Smile at her and tell her that we should go to bedroom right now. She speaks "But you need to wear you suit Anon!" and I answer "I don't want to, I don't feel that much pain when I'm wearing it.". After a nod and a smile she kicks me right into my stomach. I land on the bed, she immediately jumps on me and starts to make me painful in many ways. Sometimes I need to remind her that she can't stab me here, we don't want blood on our bedsheet. When I'm worn out after my beating she starts to riding my dick, not allowing me to catch any breaks. We both scream in pleasure as I finally fade from exhaustion after I came into her.
>She tells you she's pregnant
Instead of starting our usual evening session, she tells me that we need to talk. She shows me the pregnancy test. For few seconds I can't believe it, but then I hug her as hard as I can and tell her that it's the most beatiful moment in my life. After a few moments of silence I start panicking a little and ask her questions like "When will you tell your mother?" etc.

It was quite long, but I was planning to write something about Miho for some time. I hope that you'll find this somewhat cute.

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>>148285936
We still see how Erika maintains discipline.
She got herself together remarkably fast, by the way.

>>148287174
I want Erika to slap my ass!

>>148284526
Unlikely. But could go through the hatches and ricochets would kill the crew.

>>148287948
Only if hatches are opened.
And you know, normal crew won't open any hatchets excluding commander in battle.

So, when is the next movie?

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>>148283146
>Actual Erwinfag, not that shitposter

Fucking rude, if you lived in a slav shithole you wouldn't have a daki either smdh

>>148288558
So, our shitposter Erwinfag is from slav shithole?
You can afford daki even if you are in that country anyway :^)

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>>148286798
Get bitten

Calm down

Alligators are pretty okay man
...kidding
-strumming sound

>>148281909
>>148281794
>female:
blood
defloration
human pet
military
piss drinking
rape
snuff
sweating
torture

oh my

>>148288631
Of course I can afford it, and I'd have it if I lived alone, but I don't, I live with a bunch of people I dislike in dorm(?) room.

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I haven't done a Shiho.
So Shiho.

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>>148288690

So she is stealing her gators too?

>>148288747
And don't tell us that we don't warned you.

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>>148288765
Real slav would take a beer bottle to any cheeky slav that talks ill of his manželka, grow some balls you bitch.

Lotyština kočička.

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>>148288765
Being ashamed of your supposed waifu, tsk tsk.
Not good enough anon.

>>148289033
I'm more ashamed that I've fallen this low, that I like anime character more than real people.

>>148288747
>sweating
That's too much.

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>>148289141
WEAK
E
A
K

>>148289175
never claimed to be anything else 2bh

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>>148289201
You said you used the same image and posted the same thing every thread because of your dedication.

I didn't know it was all a joke, what a shame. I thought maybe you could've been the real deal. No love. No passion.

>>148289256
I never said that tho.

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>>148289313

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>>148289313
Okay.

>>148289456
how do you get something so serious out of that autism I posted? I posted that as a joke, my man.

Another thread ruined by not-tripfags

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If Britain has gone National Socialist does that mean Erika is ours too?

>>148289681
britain will go islamic gommunist

>>148289657
A small slap-fight by the most infamous in-fighters of the thread.

Who cares, it's over.

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>>148289707
Britain is terrorising the little pakis. It's rather amusing to watch them run and wail in all directions.

ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!

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>>148289823

>>148288131
2 years, you heard the fat man didnt you?

>>148289891
>t. politically illiterate yank

Have fun with 8 years of Clinton

>>148289943
wtf that was uncalled for and very rude! you can't just call someone an american!

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>>148289157

ALL HAIL BELKA!

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>>148289995
Best gym attire.

>>148289975
You're an American now. Go and Kaypost and whatever you yanks do.

>>148290100
Kay is a qt tho!

>>148287174
Well, it's complete now.

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>>148290100
>tfw american
>tfw erikafag

How is the movie? I'm intrigued by this Alice girl, she looks very cute

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>tfw voting for Clinton this November
Feels good to be a progressive! Kay will be proud of me!

>>148290600
>never watched the movie
I pity you, anon.

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>>148290600

Watch the movie!! What are you doing here!?

>>148290618
She'd be ashamed of you 2bh. Kill yourself.

>>148290600
Extremely cute, yes.
The movie was tops, watch it.

>>148290618
>leaving your house just to vote

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>>148290087

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>>148274166
I was in the last thread m8. Why I not crossed off?

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>>148290618
>Voting for a legitimate criminal

I know its bait but I can't help it

>>148291079
>voting for a pussy grabber
I don't care if she's criminal or not, voting for a misogynistic racist is a big no.

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>>148282235
>She wakes up next to you in the morning
Hug her and lie in the bed together.
>She serves your breakfast
Tell her awkwardly she doesn't have to do that. Offer her some of my food, as she is probably hungry.
>She tells you to have a good day at work
Thank her
>She serves you dinner
Ask her if she would prefer to go out next time.
See her eye my plate hungrily and giver her some of my dinner.
>She offers you a bath together
Accept happily, but we wouldn't end up being very clean
>She asks you if you'd like to 'do it'
Ask to do it multiple times
>She tells you she's pregnant
Hug her and say we should break the news to her mother gently

>>148291179
autism

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>>148283313
>>148283294
Saorifag went all out. Quality work there.

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>>148291590

I like her hair.

>>148270902
>>>/qa/748088

>>148291179
Now, THIS is bait.

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Another Shiho for those who like Shiho.

That's about it for her in terms of official art.

>>148292030

Surprisingly lewd Shiho for an official. Great job, though!

>>148292123
>tanks touching
Blue board, anon.

>>148289943
Still better than the chump.

>>148292030
>for those who like Shiho.
Thank you!

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>>148275168
Anon, if you see this I was wondering if you still had the files to make this on your pc, do you think you could take away the VN stuff? I wouldn't mind using it as a wallpaper to be honest.

Can we not talk about politics? I get enough of this in every day life and I'm pretty sure it's against board rules

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>>148292153
Would you rather like Maho and Erika touching?

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>>148292302
Yeah I'm still here. It's only 2:30pm here. File is 6mb or some shit, here you go Sawreehfag.

https://a.pomf.cat/cccqjz.png

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>>148292729
Thanks Anon!

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>>148270902
how can real girls even compete?

>>148293003
Erika is showing signs of Nishizumi overload.

>>148292123
Why would the commander be on the Tiger H1?

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>>148292302
TFW Hana asks to go on a double date with Saori and Saorifag.

>>148292153
Not on the barrel and turret, so it's fine.

>>148293246

I would advise against that. Hana would ruin that food bill upwards of $300+

>>148293313
not if you go to a buffet

>>148280109
THICC

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>>148293246
It'd be a triple date actually.

Fug.

>>148293003
Why does Erika always look uncomfortable in those pics when her beloved Maho finally makes her move on her?

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>>148293096

I thought about it too. I figured maybe it's because the Nishizumi style would dictate strategy and skill comes in over stronger tanks.

Seeing your commander in something that isn't an invincible machine AND kicking ass must boost morale some.

>>148293389

What kinda food we talking?

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>>148293313
True, but Hana is a wealthy ojou, she could probably afford to buy it. My waifu needs to be treated properly.

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>>148293463
My waifu's choice of restaurant, of course.

>>148293674
DELET

>>148293713
It's okay, it's her husband.

>>148293463
Hana needs somewhere with large portion sizes and Hanafag just needs somewhere with oxygen.

I think Sawreehfag would go anywhere there's booze and Saori doesn't seem fussy.

So it's probably your choice, choose wisely.

>>148293246
Her head needs to be shrunken down a bit in this pic.

>>148293674
WHAT

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>>148293748

Anywhere with torikatsu. I brought it up last night and I've thought of nothing else since.

>>148280095

Schnippen Schnappen

>>148293881
Mako just realized the hour, and that Sodoko will shoot her.

>>148293674
I truly hate to ask this, but I need at least the tags for the doujin. Google and Saucenao are cockblocking me.