Brave Witches

>>148236305
So did the whole woozle thing ordinate from pooh?

>>148236181
But that doesn't really explain the official illustrations where witch legs are inside broken strikers.

It would have to be something like >>148235865, but that also sounds overcomplicated.

>>148236305
>generals

>>148236305
I want to have sex with this polar bear.

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>>148236305
>Orussia
>implying nipa wont be the most popular 502 witch

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>>148236334
Dunno

>>148236373
Which general? I personally like Rommel myself.

>>148236305
Cancer

>>148236363

It's literally magic, so it's plausible. Don't overthink this.

>>148236305
>Old thread isn't even dead yet
>Fifth general in a row

>>148236413
Aleksandra is Pisces, not Cancer.

>>148236373
>>148236413
>>148236441
Where do these newfriends come from?

>>148236458

plebbit, tumblr and twitter.

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I want this cute butt on my face

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>>148236428
But I like overthinking things. And it's technomagic. Strikers are practically just magic amplifying machines and the question is how they can safely handle situations where the magic circuit fails.

>>148236503
Freckles.

Such a disappointment.

>>148236503
Freckles.

So sexy.

>>148236503
The freckles give me mixed feelings.

>>148236503
why is there dirt on her face

shouldnt that rain clean it away

>>148236458
Simply epic 'no u' retort you fucking retarded aspie.

>>148236503
I'm indifferent to the freckles.

>>148236305
>brave witches
is this just going to be strike witches but with carbon copies of the originals?

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>>148236663
Yes. There is no way this is different at all.

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Finally I can rename this file

>>148236745
to what?

>>148236485
Hell yeah I would watch that!

Who wouldn't? It's better on all fronts.

>>148236503
She needs a longer braid. Single braid can be the prettiest haircut but it needs to be huge.

>>148237008
Pretty sure she has two

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I kind of want to see witches using modern jet strikers.

>>148237095
You can cut the other one off but she might cry

>>148237153
The one thing I truly dislike in the WW era setting of this franchise is that we can never get fanart of the Witches sending anons lewd selfies. At least not without triggering autism.

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>helma and /c/ fags so out of touch they don"t know currently airing shows get constant threads
Boy is his name banned or is he avoiding people's filters to set his autism free?

>>148237200
>fanart of the Witches sending anons lewd selfies
That's a reason to dislike an alt-history setting? Talking about autism...

>>148237306
I don't hate the show, but this a clear negative about the setting. Doesn't change much, but it's a reason to give a minus.

>>148236305
>shit tier magic ability
>supremacy

нет

>>148237416
Let's see you fly on a broken striker unit, придурок.

>>148237500
I'm a male, I'm supposed to havesuperior physical strength so females can't resist me.

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What a hunk.

Flies P-39s and does well in them.

>>148236695
>_m

>>148236695
Fuck off Detolf

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>>148237650
I've got you covered!

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I still don't get why they had to come up with a carbon-copy of Yoshika for a protagonist instead of using the rabbit slut who's already part of the 502

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>>148238091
>rabbit slut
Them's fightin' words!

>>148238091
Yoshika is cute.

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>>148238091
Why settle for less cute girls?

>>148238091
The protag needs to be a mary sue.

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>>148238209
But what if... what if Hikari isn't one?

Why is hugbunny called hugbunny?

>>148238280
He hugs old men for money

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>>148238280
It is a mystery

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>>148238280
She's cutesexual.

I can't wait to see how they characterize her in the anime. I can't help imagining pic related.

>>148238350
>>148238365
Nao's gonna get taken home

Guys, what is the timeline of this in the strike witches universe?
How the fuck is someone like Miyafuji not a super celebrity? Takami achievement is nothing compare to her and she got a movie.

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>>148238280
unhealthy obsession with molesting girls younger than her

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>>148238390
Ops forgot my pic.

>>148238390
Between Strike Witches and Strike Witches 2 I've heard.

>>148238417
>miyafuji on a ship with sakamoto
That photo was probably taken when Miyafuji was on her way to join 501st.

Which would place Brave Witches pretty much parallel to Strike Witches season 1.

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>>148238417
>september of 1944
Weren't most of Yoshika accomplishments made during sometime 1945?

It's been a long time since I watched the previous series and the movies but I think Brave Witches takes place around the same time Yoshika Joined the 501

>>148238417
It's supposed to be between S1 and S2. Remember Yoshika never went to Europe to fight in the war so nothing probably got relayed back. If it takes place after S1 her entry was probably kept quiet due to insubordination. Granted she was right but still wrong in disobeying orders that strong. She was never really declared a hero until after S2.

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She's fucking cute.

Hope she gets porn.

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Gimme the lowdown on Rossman. What makes her tick?

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>>148238930
She's more obsessed with discipline than Mina and acts all tsundere when Kupri is hitting on her but secretly wants Kupri to fuck her hard

Do i need to watch strike witches to understand this?

>>148239138
No but you should watch it anyway.

>>148239138

No, you can watch WW2 Documentaries instead.

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What a cutie!

So first episode of BW featured more male characters than two seasons of SW.

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>>148239138
In order to fully appreciate Brave Witches you must've first fought in at least one major WW2 aerial battle and be handsomely decorated.

>>148239420
you say it like it's a bad thing

>>148239397
Shit shit shit, who the hell is that? Can someone translate the key points?

They keep making new witches faster than I can keep up!

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>>148239420
I bet Minna is rolling in her grave.

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>>148239074
Can't blame her for wanting this.

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>>148239420
Good. Because I'd love to see this animated some day.

>>148239592
Minna a cutie!

>>148240105
>old hags
>cute

>>148239516
It's a bad thing.

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>>148240297
Kill all men desu.

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>>148240297

>>148239397
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witold_Urbanowicz

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>>148236406

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>>148240170
Say that again. See what happens.

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When the lesbians coming back?

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>>148240722
Worry not, brave witches also have Orussia x Suomus OTP.

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>>148240722
Isn't it obvious that it'll be episode 6?

I want to snuggle with Naeo next to a roaring fire place as we read together, doing minimal to no lewd.

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>>148240722
The moment Krupi gets screentime. She needs to hit on all the girls.

>>148240831

>yfw it'll be ep 5 this time
>ep 6 will be the fanservice
>ep 7-8 is a double

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>>148240722
Half of the fucking 502 is either gay or bi-curious

>>148240967
Are there any other predators in the 502nd? Aside from Krupi and cuddlerabbit.

>first episode was entirely about Hikari
>502nd will show up in the second episode

Oh for fuck's sake. Is it next week yet?

>>148241000
Krupi is a canon womanizer. What more could you want?

>>148240967

I'm wondering who the first victim will be. My guess is NotYoshika's sister.

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What's her problem?

>>148241095
No muff to dive in.

>>148241095
>braids
>freckles

Such beautiful girls don't exist anymore.

>>148241095
No onee-chan of her own.

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>>148241095
She's got that smug going on.

>>148241016
As much as I want to see them too, I doubt we'll get a lot of 502nd in the next episode - just some exposition by Rall or something. I'd love to be wrong on that though.

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You wouldn't destroy this smile with silly yuriposting, would you?

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>>148241016
It'll be like S1, they'll only merely introduce the members of the 502 at the end of ep2 (since the episode will be mostly the sisters's travel to Europe and subsequent fight with the neuroi before arriving), you'll only see them properly on ep3

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>Nao, Nipa and Hikari together.

Breaker Trio is old and busted.

Onee-chan Complex Trio is the new hotness.

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>>148241239
If anything she seems quite interested in the female anatomy, she's a copy of Yoshika after all

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>>148241298
This show needs more teasing and armpits

>>148241000
I'm sure those two are the only ones. But maybe Hikari's sister secretly wants to prey on her sister. Speaking of prey, Georgette is like the number 1 prey in the 502nd. Her personal space is going to get violated by more than one girl over the course of this series.

>>148241050
Nah I'm betting that Krupi will go after Hikari instead because she's new. But by the end Krupi is going to go down hard on Rossmann after maxing out her jealousy.

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>>148241385
Almost forgot this.

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>>148241457
Why is Rossmann so tsundere anyway?

at least Mina didn't shy away from Mio

>>148241095
Was she forced evil?

>>148241578
One of these days Hikari, one of these days...

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>>148240815
Damn, the end of the third ova was nice, I want more like that.

What are the groups this time?

The Finn and the Russian
Krupinski and Rossman
Sadako and Georgette
What about the others?

>>148241606

I wonder what is it about Mio which drew Minna to her, you'd think out of all the Karlsland girls it'd be Trude who would take a liking to her considering they are both into keeping fit.

Actually Trude x Mio would make a damn good OTP

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How come Takami doesn't have strapping Manservant like based Hijikata?

>>148241298
Onee-san was raising my heart boner with full force

>>148241168
They exist but they tend to be worst girls and a shit.

>>148241298
What happened with the laser beams?

>>148242198
AV ended.

>gets transfered to Europe
>gets transfered to the ugliest and coldest part of Europe

RIP

>>148241095
She will never appear again, will she? I think I love her.

>>148242307
I'm just glad we finally fucked off away from dogfights above the ocean. Holy shit that got old.

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>>148241924
It's a slightly different dynamic from the 501

- Rossmann and Rall are the commanders
- Krupinski, Nao and Nippa are known as the "breaker trio" because they trash a lot of striker units
- Lemare hangs out mostly with Sadako and Nao
- Sadako likes Lemare and Nao because she thinks they're cute
- Rossmann is tsundere for Krupinski and Krupinski is a canon lesbian womanizer (in one of Fumikane's short stories she gets scolded by Rossmann for "fooling around" with girls from another base)
- Pokryshkin and Nippa are like eila and Sanya but in reverse (Aleksandra has crush on Nippa which the other is oblivious to)
- also, Aleksandra is like the Perrine of the 502 because nobody gives a shit about her

Pretty much

>>148242086

>You'll never be a witch's manservant
Which witch would you become a manservant too? I think being either Heidi, Rudel or Rall's could be fun.

>>148242307
Wait, it takes place in Britain? But there's no enemy there?

Post more hugbunny!

>>148242488
>I misread that as hungbunny
>now said that futa doujins never

>>148242443

Didn't you hear about Brexit?

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>>148242488
hugbunny a shit
a shit

>>148241239
I want to destroy Hikari's hymen.

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>>148242431
It's impossible to choose, too many good witches.

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>>148242086
>there will never be men doing manly things spin-off

>>148242431
Minna.
My duty would include impregnation.

>>148242367
Isn't the Russian one of the most well liked ones in the group?

>>148239397

Wait, why are all polish witches from Ostmark?

I thought it's (not) Austro-Hungary.

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>>148242431
If only

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>>148242992
The political map of the SW universe in 1944 is more similar to how our world was around WW1

In other words, Poland doesn't exists as a state

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>>148242714
We already know the answer to that

>>148243231

Orussian flag is a mix of russian and polish flags too.

>>148242431

I'd rather become a witch.

>>148242952
She is.

If Rossman is the cranky grandmother and Rall is the cool Dad, Sasha is the straightlaced Mom of the team.

She isn't as naggy as Rossman, but she often ends up being the one to berate the discipline (or lack of thereof) the team.

Plus, she is a mechanic by trade. She really loves tinkering with and taking care of Strikers. And considering the 502nd's track record with Striker care, she isn't exactly pleased with things to say the least.

>>148243515

Did they at least give her a high caliber gun?

Because real Pokryshkin loved american 37mm and hated russian planes.

>>148243117

Being Marseille's manservant would be pretty awesome.

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>>148243586

Oh, looks like they did. Damn, this show never disappoints.

>>148243681
>no P-39/63 striker
It does disappoint.

>>148243731

They are too late into the war. And only a retard would use Cobras when they could fly I-225.

Anyone here actually has ancestors who were WW2 aces with a chance to become SW characters?

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大きく羽ばたけ

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>>148244115
Does administrative functions count?

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>>148244235
精液の鬼

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Does anyone in the 502 have the cliche "I wanted to be X but the war happened" kind of background?

>>148245015
>"I wanted to be X but the war happened"
You can say the same for most Witches.

Most combat Witches join the military not out of their own volition but rather, for necessity and obligation to help end the war.

If anything, if not for the war, Jose would probably be running her family inn in the quiet Gallia countryside while Nao and Sadako would most likely be Fuso literary scholars.

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>>148245015
If not for the war, strikers wouldn't be a thing.

So yeah.

>>148243681
Oh hey, she uses the same gun as Izetta rides, the PTRS-41.

>>148245412

It's an anti-tank rifle. Just like what Lynette used.

>>148245303
I remember reading a lot profiles back at the wiki and there were a lot witches (mostly from karlsland and fuso) who came from long lines of families involved with the military or noble families who often make part of the military so they would have become soldiers with or without the war

>>148242584
I don't think brexit means they're going to physically move their little island.

>>148245691
Those don't exactly account for "Most Witches".

Besides, Witches based on Real People often follow similar backgrounds to their namesakes. That is to say, a lot of witches were just everyday folk who ended up joining the military out of obligation to fight for their home rather than an aspiration to live a life in the military.

>>148244115
I wonder what the normalfag descendents from the aces who were included in the show think about the anime.

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>>148245691
>>148245015
Some countries in the SW world employ forced conscription though.

For example, the 506th's Isabelle was from Belgica (SW Belgium), and it was a law in that country that any girl who exhibited Witch talent is considered property of the state. Thus, she was actually raised as a boy to avoid being taken away. However, war happened and they couldn't exactly keep up the facade anymore.

Though even now, Isabelle still likes being called by her boy name of "Isaac"

>>148246159

It'd actually be nice to get some opinions of the ancestors of the WW2 aces, you think Yeager's grandkids have seen it?

>>148246159
>descendents
Pfft.

>>148246224
Chuck Yeager himself once acknowledged he knows of it, but he has completely stopped responding to any queries about it on twatter.

>>148246308
I wish this myth would end already, for the thousandth time, no, he did not acknowledge it. It was his media representative agent who said that they acknowledged it and that's it. Whether they did tell forward to Yeager, we don't know that for sure.

>>148246224
I think the family of Erich Hartmann was just grateful of media that didn't depict him as a nazi.

Is Helvetia in any way relevant in anything?

>>148246404
>It was his media representative agent
What makes you think so?

>>148246608
no

>>148246608
Switzerland?

Well, Yoshika was going to study there in the movie.

If we're talking about Swiss Witches though, then no, I don't think Humikane has made any.

>>148246769
>>148246802
;_;

>>148246802
Humikane should have just made Helvetia a part of Karsland or replace it with water.

>>148246683
Because it wasn't Yeager handling the internet things, the way it was written and the contents, were from an agent who said it that way and would be informing forwards. I vaguely remember the screencap, and this myth has been sprouted and bunked million times by now over the years.

Where in England exactly is the 501 base modeled after? From the looks of it the thing could be near Dover or somewhere along the coast there down south.

>>148246955
He certainly handles his twatter nowadays unless he has taught his media representatives to write like a grumpy old asshole.

Would anyone happen to have the screencap? I don't remember it any better and now I really want to see it.

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>>148246961
Exact location of the 501st based is shown on this page of the One Winged Witches manga.

Not a brit so I don't know exactly where this is and I'm too lazy to google shit like maps and landmarks right now.

>>148247116

Definitely looks like near London, considering there are several military barracks not far from there it would make sense giving the location.

Hahaha

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>>148246159

My grand-grandfather had 9 1/2 kills but he doesn't have a witch yet. I'll be happy as hell if he gets one.

>>148247348
>grand-grandfather
>my grandfather fought in the Great War
>my half-uncle was on the Prinz Eugen

And I'm not even really that old.

>>148247348
Gabszewicz? Maciejowski?

>>148247482

Gabszewicz. Since Humikane started adding polish aces maybe he'll get a witch.

>>148244115
nah, my family at the time were infantrymen, flak operators and farmers

>>148247422

Well, since entire continent was at war it's not strange to have relatives who took part in some famous things.

>>148244115
Paratrooper, and Medical Unit both U.S. so no. I honestly don't want to think about what they would think of me even liking this series.

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>>148247548
I hope so, Ostmark is interesting and kind of underdeveloped.

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>>148247746

I sure like how their only access to the sea is through a super tiny part under Istria.

It's a nice place though.

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>>148247823
>Cult of Dracul
Que?

the grandfather of a friend of mine actually fought with the 6th Army in Stalingrad. Survived the war and was a POW in Siberia. Was killed there by a tree that fell on him.

Why are there so few allied witches?

>>148247954

SW Dracula is probably a cute loli.

>>148248006

Yeah, I wonder.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_World_War_II_flying_aces

Blame IL-2 for giving German aces hundreds of free kills.

>>148248006
because there were so much more allied aircraft to shoot down

>>148248062
They should just make all the girls nazi's.

>>148248062
>that list
Every time. Why did the nazis lose again?

GERMANY
GERMANY
GERMANY
...
GERMANY
GERMANY
GERMANY
Finland
GERMANY
GERMANY
GERMANY
...
GERMANY
GERMANY
GERMANY
Japan
GERMANY
GERMANY
GERMANY
[repeat]

>>148248062
I didn't realize before but this list is conclusive evidence that the nazis were the master race and our superiors in every way. We should have just let them win.

>>148248006
Because they aren't interesting. I'm glad there are no witches from the USA in the anime, specially. Just imagine how weird it would be to watch the interactions between witches from different backgrounds, each with an interesting culture, and then a witch from a country with no culture, the USA, appeared. That would ruin the show.

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>>148248062
>be IL2
>remove nazi on the ground
>win the war
>be aces
>hundreds of kills
>0 impact on war

>>148248366
Wars are won on the ground, air superiority just helps.

>>148248366

IL2 was a joke.

>>148246424
Didn't some of his relatives say that Erica was a decent portrayal of how he acted or something?

>>148248462
It was alright, very nimble. The pilots were just green and had shit training compared to the krauts.

>>148248366
quantity > quality

>>148248521
Thought adding rear gunners was what drastically increased their survivability

>>148248521

It was slow and had pathetic payload compared to light bombers of other nations. Because they put too much armor on it.

And that armor obviously didn't help much looking at how many of them were lost.

>>148248489
Source?

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Episode 6

>>148248232
Not everything is about planes. If it had been an empire of floating islands they might have won though.

>My favorite witches are almost always the Karlslanders or the Liberions
>AKA the witches that would be hilariously racist towards me if I actually met them

Why do you do this to me, Humikane?

>>148248489
Yes, he never wore pants either and he loved his potatoes.

>>148249145

>You'll never share a plate of chips with the Karlsland girls and Shirley, while listening ot Shirley and Trude's banter

>>148249007
They were superior at warfare and technology, there's no doubt about that. Hell, we even went to moon with nazi rockets.

But Hitler sucked at grand strategy. He was decent at RTS though.

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>>148248292
Man, you'd enjoy an anime about the 506th JFW. It's a JFW that is 50% European Nobility and 50% Eaglelanders.

Suffice to say, they don't exactly get along that well. It's come to the point that the Nobles are on one base, while the Americans are on the another base despite being from the same Squadron. The Mandatory Fuso Witch just acts as the liason between the two groups.

>>148249496
>506th

It's hard to take a Squadron that has a Chicken on their insignia seriously.

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>>148249496
>>148249581
Don't worry, Carla has the perfect idea to make the 506th Chicken Look badass courtesy of GLORIOUS AMERICAN CULTURE.

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>>148249633
>>148249496
506th Nobles a shit anyway.

All the best 506th girls are eaglelanders.

>You'll never cuddle with Naoe and Haruka after a threesome in bed, discussing philosophical and literary works

>>148249496
>American witches
>not fat

I'm watching the dub of Strike Witches to catch up for the new series.

Why don't they wear pants?

>>148249838
>Why don't they wear pants?
I've missed this in my life.

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>>148249838
>dub

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>>148249838
>I'm watching the dub

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>>148249885
Fucking fight me.

>>148249838

How do the witches sound dub? I remember watching it for a few seconds out of curiosity but it seems kind of funny. Perrine's dub sounds cute but not as sexy or arousing as Sawashirou, Shirley's voice is okay, kind of suits her a little. Narrator is 10/10 though.

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>>148249838

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>>148249838
>dub
>>>/out/

>>148249838
wait, they don't?
I have to check

>>148249838
>dub of Strike Witches
All I seen was Polish meme dub

>>148249914
It's a funi-dub so that's your cast.

It's pretty okay, Sakamoto sounds like a grown up, Miyafuji sounds like a 3 year old.

>>148249838
Strikers can't conduct magic through thick material. That's why everyone wears only leggings or no pants.

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>>148249838
But they do.

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>>148249135
My country was allied with the Karls and Liberion witches are just fat.

Why do girls in other shows wear pants? Why can't they be normal like SW characters?

>>148250009
I figured there was an actual reason for it, other than just fan-service.

I expected it having something to do with their tails.

>>148241000
>cuddlerabbit.
I dont remember her being a gey

Why are most of these new witches so fucking ugly?

>>148249476

Not really true. They were better in some areas and worse in others.

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>>148250009
>>148250061
It's fashion.

>>148250009
That wouldn't explain why civilians do it as well

>>148249838
>>148249885
>>148249892
>>148249914
>>148249922
>>148249970
>>148249999
>>148250003
The dub is good though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo

>>148250116
The patriarchy demands that the few materials are used for men's clothing instead.

>>148249135
They would have been hilariously racist towards the Japs too if it wasn't a convenient alliance, but like the japs you're a cuck.

>>148250116
They're fangirls. Witches are idolized. This is canon btw.

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>mfw i can't wait for all the new null content this is going to spawn

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>>148249683

Well I'll just take my Princess and leave then.

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>>148250153
Doubtful, 502 witches are nothing new to him. He used to draw lots of Nao years ago.

>>148247823
>Ygdrassilism (Norse pantheon)
>Olympianism (Greek/Roman pantheon)
>No Abrahamic religions in side material because the levant was obliterated by ancient Neuroi

Yet somehow there's all these cathedrals.

>>148238365
Does she rape shotas.

>>148247823
>slavs 20%
>cult of dracul

Why are the regions named after cities?

>>148240297
>He didnt watch the second OVA.

Rommel is literally the best witch.

>>148250381
No, Raisa is.

But I think we can agree on OVA2 being best animated witchery.

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>Hey guys. Before we start dubbing this show, let's discuss how we can make the dub even worse.
>I know. Let's mispronounce this girl's name just for lulz.
>You're a genius!

>>148250381
i didn't watch any of the ova or the movie or whatever.

>>148250511
Pro-tip: they've never pronounced her name correctly.

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>>148250514

>>148250511
If I started with the dub then all the names are correct to me!

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>>148250514

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>>148250200
Just having a new anime season provides inspiration for artists.

>>148250511
Eye la

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>>148250621

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Night witches best witches.

>>148250490
>>148250381

I'm tied for OVA 2 or OVA 3 as being the best. Really can't decide, I did like the banter between Shirley and Marseille but Rambo Perrine was awesome.

Also dat Neumann.
HNNNGGG

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>>148250611
>tfw no Capt. Mike witch

Marseille is an arrogant bitch and a terrible human being.

Is Marseille even human?

>>148250621
Let's hope so. But so far null's art inspiration hasn't been connected to the anime airing times.

Finished ep 3 of series 1.

Lynette a best.

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>>148250754
>>148250766
(You)

>>148250810
Lynette a fat, useless cow only fit for groping.

>>148250810
The most basic of tastes

>>148250783
>>148250668

I want to stay up all night with Heidi and Prinzessin.

>>148250850
>>148250832
She reminds me of Mugi though.

Are you saying Mugi is shit taste too?

>>148250544
Eila? The original was decent. Japs can pronounce finnish decently as long as they don't get the Ls and Rs wrong.

t. finnfag

>>148250850
I like her cause she reminds me of me mum.

Lynnette is for impregnating and making a lot of witches.

>>148250810

Next episode is a Trude episode, you're going to love her, how would you rank all of 501 so far?

>>148250783
>>148250668
So lewd and so nice.

Lynette is only good for milk and you don't put milk in tea, hence why they exported her.

>>148250828
t. someone who's never read witches in africa and/or witches of the sphinx

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>>148250810
What a coincidence.

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>>148250850
Most people who watch SW develop their interest over time.

First they all like Hartmann, nobody knows why but she happens to be the entry level waifu, probably forced by Krautchan.

The follow up is Shirley and Lucchini depending on personal sexual preference.

An then we get to Sanya and Eila, complete faggots go for Sanya, people with more self esteem tend to like Eila.

Lynette is a bit special, people usually like her for her tits and because she is clumsy in the beginning of the show. I think most of the Lynette fans do deserve her, same goes for Yoshika, both girls pretty unspectacular so I figure loving them is not a temporary thing.

Militaryfags like Sakamotos laugh and how simple she can be, Sakamoto is a ok tier waifu.

I don't understand Minna fans, the reasons to like her seem more complex. The people who started to like her after the singing act are faggots.

Trude is a top level Waifu with more personality than Hartmann, very underrated but I see crazy love for her by a few people on /a/.

The best girl of them all is obviously Perinne, everybody hated her when they first watched the show. I hated her for at least a year or so and while I expressed my hate by posting bad things on /a/, I sort of realized I actually like her. It wasn't easy to accept that this stupid bitch got me to this point but I didn't want to deny it either so I let it happen and fell in love with her. She isn't my waifu because I never cheat but I never had such a intense experience with any other girl ever.

>>148250681
Perrine was awesome but that shitty brat was too annoying.

>>148250969
>The best girl of them all is obviously Perinne
Fuck off Frenchman.

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>>148250939
Still wrong friendo. (I did.)

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>>148250906

>>148250089
She's cutesexual.

If you were a cute enough guy, she'd probably hug you too.

>>148250969
>The best girl of them all is obviously Perinne
>still falling for the bitch with a good heart cliché
You're right about Trude though.

I just ate this whole pizza.

>>148250511
Well it's not like the original voice actors pronounced any of the names correctly.

>>148251077
I'm a trap. Are traps cute?

>>148250103
I thought it become fashion because of the Witches?

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>>148250969
Raisa a best

>>148251201
Can you compete with the Star of Afrika?

Marseille is cute then she's not behaving like a bitch.

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>>148250874
>>148250929

Prinzessin is the sexiest and she knows it.

Marseille is not cute.

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>>148250681

Marseille is for breaking. Just look at Null.

>>148251378
Didn't know Commie subbed this.

>>148251453
Can't be Commie since it's 100% accurate.

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>>148251312
she's only for sexual and nothing else

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Ep 4 is pretty good.

>>148251109
They did, by Japanese standards. They know when to pronounce 'a' as ay or uh, 'i' as ee or eye etc.

Heidimarie a cutest

>>148251020
why does everyone keep posting this guy anytime moms are mentioned?

>>148251944
Good taste. Also my one of my favorite voices.

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Considering how much Nipa gets shot down I hope we get some good clothing damage fanservice.

>>148251944

She's mine

I wonder how you would go about befriending her? It'd be pretty cute just staying up all night with her, drinking coffee and watching the stars together, possibly some lewd involved but it'd be magical nonetheless.

>>148251606

Trude a best

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>>148241298

>>148251963
Please tell me you're not serious. Oedipus complex.

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It's time for merchandise.

http://hukugouzainahibi.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-3064.html

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>>148252046
That was kinda fast
Just how popular is the SW franchise in Japland?

>>148252173
Old and busted. Kancolle is the hot shit right now.

>>148252141
Phone case merchandising is the fucking worst when you own an obscure phone.

>>148252237
>Old and busted.
That's mostly just Minna.

>>148252252
Those aren't phone cases.

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>>148252295
Check the link, genius.

>>148251305
I'm not eve a fan of large breasts, but I'd motorboat them all day.

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>>148252287

>19
>Old and busted

Fuck you buddy

>>148252324
Why check the link when I can make a stupid post for you to post the phone cases?

>>148252391
used goods too

>>148252391
19? There must've been a misunderstanding. Please remove old hag from premises.

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>>148252391
Literally an old hag

>>148250511
If you really care about correct names, you should know that Sasha's surname is Pokryshkina. Alexandra Pokryshkin is wrong and sounds weird in Russian.

>>148252141
They look nice, but I wonder if I have anything appropriately sized that I could put in them.

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>>148252602

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>>148252353

Prinzessins boobs aren't that big, they're a perfect hand full.

>>148252391

How would you remind Minna she's a young woman every day?

>>148252602

It's the sort of thing I usually just end up hanging to look at the design.

If you've ever been to a convention I suppose you could store the old badge in it.

>>148252680
Fuck her in her schoolgirl uniform.

>>148252680
By lying?

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>>148252680
giving her a daily voucher to get one of these

DON'T BULLY MINNA
she's too old,her heart might not handle this

>>148252680
By being around her as an older person. I figure not being the oldest of the group might be reassuring. It is for me when someone on /a/ states that they're 27+.

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I really hope BW become popular enough to justify more World Witches series.

>Strike Witches is back
God I fucking missed it so much.