Goblin Slayer vs. Ninja Slayer

Ninja Slayer

This is really stupid.

>>148196812
Oh, you think?

>>148196745
It'd be tough to counter the Alabama Drop for Goblin Slayer.

It's better if you compare who has the highest kill count and most feats of skill in his specialty.

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Can Goblin Slayer do this?

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>>148196745
DOMO HAJIMEMASHITE, GOBURINISUREYA-SAN
NINJA SUREYA DESU
YEEEEART
BAKANA
YEEEART
UKATSU
YEEEEEEEEEART
GWU-HAH
YEEEEEART
GWAAARGH
Matte, washi no maketa
Omae no, nozomu mono o yaru
Nani ga hoshi ata to?
So da, nozomu mono subete kurete yaru
Watashgi ga motomeru mono wa
OMUSHI NO INOCHI DA
WASSHOI
WASSHOI
WASSHOI
NINJA KOROSU BESHI
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAART
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
ONORE NINJA SUREYA-SAN
KONO WASHI GA
WASHI GA
SA
YO
NA
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[SOUND OF EXPLODING NINJA]

>>148196745

Idiot.

No mere mortal can stand against the might of a ninja!

>>148196745
Slayer Slayer

They simply wouldn't fight each other.

Ninja Slayer isn't a goblin so Goblin Slayer wouldn't fight him, and Goblin Slayer isn't a Ninja so Ninja Slayer wouldn't fight him either.

It's a stalemate.

>>148196745
Goblin Slayer is not a ninja
Ninja Slayer is not a goblin
Why would they fight?

GS (or rather GsS) is a statpadding faggot, killing weakling and children to rack up experience so he can level up without much difficulties

>>148198233
>>148198255
This

>>148198262
>level up

?

>>148198298
It's like playing skyrim and max out all your offensive skills by killing mudcrabs and horkers

>>148198335
>like playing skyrim

?

Reality is not like Skyrim anon. You don't level up by killing ants.

>>148198335
GS is actually worthless against anything but goblins so there's that.

>>148198368
Mate the guild sign-in sheet is literally a DnD 5e character sheet. GS isn't real life either.

>>148198368
>Implying GS=reality

>>148198398
It is in their universe.

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>>148198262
>killing weakling(?) and children
>not knowing why he does that
Okay Anon, I'll just be here.
it's like you hardly read the manga

>>148198218
Slayer Slayer Slayer

>>148198394
>GS is actually worthless against anything but goblins

Wrong.

>there being retarded beliefs and forms means that it's a game

Wrong again. Also, notice that people don't go on and on about levels, stats, and other game related bullshit in GS? I guess you didn't.

>>148198262
Irrelevant. Ninja Slayer would kill ninja children if he's given the chance.

>>148198528
>Wrong.
I remember him getting his fucking ass kicked by an Ogre.

>Wrong again. Also, notice that people don't go on and on about levels, stats, and other game related bullshit in GS? I guess you didn't.
Yeah but they do go on and on and on about races. You do realize that in-game, it's literally taboo to talk about your stats and such unless you're a spellcaster in which case you can talk about your spells, or if you're talking about Feats like Dual Wielding or Mounted Combat. Just because they don't talk artificially in-world doesn't mean their world doesn't operate according to game logic, why do you think there's threats only some adventurers can handle despite >realistically just sending in a bunch of low-rankers should work just through sheer numbers?

>>148198751
>races
I mean classes.

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>>148196745
They fight goblin ninjas together

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>>148198233
>>148198255
>This low of imagination for characters to find reasons to fight

>>148198751
>I remember him getting his fucking ass kicked by an Ogre

Which he decapitated.

>Yeah but they do go on and on and on about races

Unlike real life. Right?

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>>148198255
>Ninja slayer is a ninja
>Goblin slayer is

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>>148198868
Well, he says that he is to goblins what goblins are to humans so... gobman?

>>148198751
>>148198763
Also classes and jobs exist outside of videogames anon. Maybe if you left your basement every now and then you might understand this.

>>148198445
Then Skyrim=reality in Skyrim universe

>>148198943
>>148198868
Goblins are just nuisances and serial rapists with disproportionately large cocks.

>>148198786
Go on

>>148198977
Platinum is a rank that has only been held by a select few while Gold resolves shit 'at the national level'. Does this sound like 'reality' where the difference between high and low is that small?

>>148198943
L O L

>>148199086
>Does this sound like 'reality' where the difference between high and low is that small?

...Yes.

>>148199054
The diameter of a circle is equal to the side of a square. in most cases

Did that make sense? Probably not, because what you were saying and what we were saying are literally different things.

I don't read GS but I think NS would mop the flor with him

>>148199077
I'd much rather a decent writer come up with something, rather than a random anon on the net.

Though good bait 10/10

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>>148199086
>Be silver rank
>some monsters start breeding like mad and plaguing the country
>start social engineering, handing out gold and do plenty of genocide by your own hand to weed out the little shits
>get gold
>suck a couple dicks
>get platinum

>>148199141
To humans, goblins are a nuisance and serial rapists, so I'm making a joke that Goblin Slayer is a nuisance and serial rapist with a disproportionately large cock to goblins
It was kinda shitty

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>>148198775
WHAT KIND OF ABOMINATION IS THIS

>>148199178
>a decent writer
>making two MCs from different stories fight each other

Ha

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>>148199186
It's alright anon, you tried.

>>148199132
What national tier "threat" in reality needs to be solved via force by a select few elites? The only thing I can think of is assassination and shit like that but that'd mean knights and mages can literally never be gold rank.

>>148199248
I know, Marvel and DC comics don't really show up that great for show and tell every year, and it only gets gradually worse.

though the dream will live on

>>148199252
>mages can literally never be gold rank.
Do you even bakuretsu, faggot?

>>148199295
>assassination
Yeah good job announcing your presence to everyone
And if an archmage can shitstomp a national army then the difference between high and low is anything but realistic.

>>148199325
power word kill desu

>>148199325
>announcing your presence to everyone
Nigga I was talking about nuking the target.

>>148199402
NO SAVING THROW

>>148199252
>but that'd mean knights and mages can literally never be gold rank

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

>What national tier "threat" in reality needs to be solved via force by a select few elites?

Osama. Anything else that's potentially classified. Besides, your argument about people getting powerful to the point of endangering nations has nothing to do the original point.

>>148199402
>>148199429

Only affects one target bruv, and even then the mass version is super short range, you'll be dead before you even manage the spell by getting close enough.

>>148199461
>assassination
Scry the target, Time Stop, Greater Teleport, Power Word Kill, Greater Teleport back.

>>148199501
Oops, forgot about Time Stop preventing those effects
Delayed PWK I guess.

>>148199405
You nuke the target and now how do you get away? Forget that, the fact that they know when you killed the fag basically compromises the entire problem.

>>148199433
The point is that if the difference between high versus low is that huge then you usually need some sort of 'level' system to make it work. In D&D it's not literally levelling up in-world either, there's all sorts of lore reasons, but it's still the same effect.

>>148199501
You're also implying that you roll higher than a 1 or 2 with the +1 in order to successfully get away with your time stop spell, considering that it's a 1d4+1 round effect. Aside from that it'd still be effective but why would anyone hire a wizard for assassinations? Components are expensive and wizards aren't the cheapest option.

>>148199461
Not even him but Wail of the Banshee.

>>148199521
>being this blatant and unsubtle
How about sending a letter to the target, for his eyes only, that basically goes:

King FAGGOT,

It has come to my attention that you are planning to war my nation, and it saddens me greatly, thereforeforexplosive rune no saving throw fuck you.

ps. don't kill the messenger he's just some random guy

>>148199616
there's still spell resistance on that, and fortitude saves can negate it

>>148199604
Because Wizards are fucking cool, especially against armies of scrubs
>conjure retarded amounts of skeletons
>kill people instantly
>cause earthquakes
>bury enemy lieutenants
>send enemy generals to hell
>throw the enemy king into orbit
>teleport the enemy king's bitches into your harem

>>148199657
There's Runes of Death too isn't there

>>148199540
>The point is that if the difference between high versus low is that huge then you usually need some sort of 'level' system to make it work.

No anon. Are you retarded?

All sorts of fantasy has had people gaining massive amounts of power, without needing an actual fucking "level up" system in place.

>>148199697
Because they weren't literally games. My point is that there exist lore-worthy reasons for people to get stronger by massacring scrubs.

>>148199687
>Forgetting about anti-magic items and fields
You think armies wouldn't be prepared without these? Otherwise they'd just send out all the wizards to just have magic death battles in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

>>148199687
>There's Runes of Death too isn't there
Yes, but it's fortitude save and it's generally unrealistic some random king has stacks of magic resist, 50235280 HP and whatnot.

>>148199687
>teleport the enemy king's bitches into your harem

Used goods.

>>148199726
>Because they weren't literally games

And neither is this one.

>>148199741
>armies of scrubs
Basically any series with mages forgets to add counters to magic to large armies.

>>148199761
Okay then just have him teleport succubi in from nowhere

>>148199761
>>148199687
>not teleporting the enemy king's crafty and super trickster wife into a gobbo den

>>148199826
>not being the bard that just plays music in a tavern for the entire campaign

>>148199896
>not being the wraith healslut who can neither heal nor slut

>>148199797
>any series with mages forgets to add counters
Unless it's the main protagonist, or the antagonist.

>>148199981
Well I mean an anti-magic amulet or whatever is probably way too expensive for piss-shit peasant levies

>>148200028
It's actually just a level 6 spell, which is lower than Greater Teleport and Power Word Kill.

>>148200105
Lad scrub (levy) armies are filled with level 1 commoners with a stick interspaced with level 3-4 warriors. Wail of the Banshee will drop literally all of them in range barring the stupid target limit that doesn't make any sense.

>>148199770
>isn't a game
Priestess literally has Vancian magic, she has three casts per day.

>>148200152
Right, but within armies there would be mages. In most cities that adventurers go through they have mage guilds, there's not many reasons for the mage guild to not participate considering that their city is under attack. Even then, there are bound to be varying levels regardless. Antimagic fields, counter-magic spells, and dispel magic all exist, and would thus be used in a war if the opposing side shows up with a cloister of robe-wearing stickwielders.

>>148200152
It's funny how broken fucking D&D gets.

PCs are literally one man armies that can cleave through every ordinary man.

>>148200368
Mobs of level 1 commoners can REALLY fuck you up if you don't have cleave and your mage is drunk or something

>>148200332
>under attack
Sieges are another matter entirely, I'm talking about field battles.

Be it level 1 commoner or level 80 paladin, a clean headshot would still kill them dead

>>148200549
>level 80
Level 15 Wizards can do shit like use http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/c/clone, by level 40 you're literally a demigod living in your own worldplane filled with succubus bitches literally lining up for your magic penis with clairvoyant astral projections of yourself walking around different worlds making shit happen the way you want with the ability to flat out ignore most types of damage.

>>148200462
What if your mage is drunk and has cleave?
What if your mage is also a level 1 barbarian?
What if he just popped barbarian rage?

>>148200613
But considering most campaigns usually end way before that, and leveling usually takes forever or years to do, you'd literally die of old age before reaching that point.

>>148200775
that's retarded

>>148200839
>that's retarded
/tg/ in a nutshell

>>148200839
Gestalting is a thing, apparently.
basically level up two classes at once

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>>148198722
But he didn't kill this one though?

>>148196745
>Ninja Slayer vs Goblin Slayer

Nigger they wouldn't fight, they'd team up to fight goblin ninjas and become BFFs.

>>148201368
The real question is
Ninja Slayer + Goblin Slayer vs. (Nazarick) Goblin Assassin - who wins?

>>148199054
In other words, the blacks of the DnD world

>>148201368
>goblin ninjas

>>148200221
>what are limits
She just knows hers. It's like you've never heard any variation of "I can only use this technique for x time amount" before.

>>148201311
Best girl.
Best song.

Best slayer wins https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg

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>>148199325
He could always use planes to assassinate the target.

>>148201311
Wonder how's Koki anon doing right now.