Monster Musume

You wouldn't eat her eggs.

>>148131747
I would

>>148131548
Fuck off to IRC.

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I want to sniff in this dummy's stink.

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I'm going to marry Draco!

>>148131943
No, I am!!

>>148131943
>>148131984
You can have her but only after I cut her in half so you both can have her.

>>148132019
deal

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>>148131984
No anon, I'm not certain you understand. I am going to marry Draco.

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So, fluffy tsun appeared in the translated manga.
I wonder if her tail is fluffy.
Still, I bet she's very warm because the way she's dressing in her snowy country

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>>148131548

>>148132044
>>148131984
>>148132019
No objections?

>>148130353
I wish her secret obsessions were explored a bit more. I think it could be really adorable if there was a story where she helps Kimihito beat a video game he's losing, or becomes a clerk at a manga store and gets into arguments with patrons about them. But somehow, through whatever plot, becomes more open with them.

>>148132105
Anon, I'm wondering, how can you marry Draco if she is already my wife?

>>148132216
I object. I'll have Draco all to myself if it means I have to kill that other anon

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As we get closer and closer to the OAD and Vol 11 the tension and hype keeps building. I don't know if I'm gonna make it brahs.

>>148131548
>Muh threads.

Which girl has best legs, excluding the human and the spider?

>>148132309
Somebody got their bible stories in reverse.

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>muh threads

>>148131792
You monster.

>>148132506
Lala

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>>148132521
I understood the reference, but I am saying that I would kill a man if it meant being Draco's husband

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>>148132506

>>148132575
I concur

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>>148132506
C'mon son, you did it on purpose.
Also, I'd add Cici.

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>>148132567
You have to fight this to the death. After you've proven your honor may you get Draco.

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birb

>>148132681
Papi wa slutty

>>148132358
The genki doggo will be there with you along the way, TTF

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So how did kobolds become a doglike species instead of a spirit that haunts certain places or the Dungeons and Dragons depiction of a lizardlike creature?
Was it a Japanese thing or lost in translation?

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I am going to marry this spider!

>>148132826
Thanks brah.

>>148132880
Original DnD in Japan was an older version that referred to Kobolds as Dog-like they never really updated that description as time went by.

>>148132880
>TTF
>as tall as a woman
This needs to be updated

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>>148132969
Not if I marry her first.

>>148133135
I think there was a version like that.

>>148133241
There are a bunch of versions all more bullying than the last. ;-;

>>148132264
>Cerea HOTLY DEBATING that her paladin did not fall

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>>148133199
>tfw you will never hold her hands and notice how gently she grips yours so as not to hurt you

>>148133199
It's all fun and games until you realize spiders aren't mammals so impregnation is not the same as us.

>>148133353
But that's exactly where the fun and games get even better.

1) we can fuck all we want without any contraception

2) I get to take part in some non-human mating ritual when we decide to have kids.

>>148133348
>you will never spray her face with raid and watch her suffocate
why live?

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>>148133353
>not adapting for the woman you love
>not wanting to go to the park with your wife and 50 daughterus on her back
>not wanting to learn each of their unique patterns

>>148133348
>she will never cut open my back as I fill up her pussy with thick, hot cum

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>>148133445
delete this post right now

>>148133348
>you will never share her hammock and rock gently from side to side with her body pressing into yours.

>>148133412
>not wanting to feel the adrenaline of cumming inside her and maybe getting her pregnant

Your base instincts will never he sated.

Are they any skeleton girls in this or the game or something?

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>>148133505
;_;

lamia paizuri
ogre paizuri
Spider paizuri
Fish paizuri
Newt naizuri
Centaur paizuri

Pick 1

>>148133531
I'm not exactly into having pregnancy scares.

Although I can't deny, it the fear would be pretty erotic in the moment, even if it would cause me to be unable to sleep for a few days.

>>148133553
You're looking for /jp/.

>>148133199
Where is the benis?

>>148133653
Can't I have 2? Please?

>>148133694
>>>/vip/

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>>148133694
but this is a blue board, anon, I can't show you that.

Season 2 freaking when?? I was promised October.

>>148133794
Do some math anon.

Seasons are 12 episodes. Each episode covers 2 chapters.
Two seasons needs at least 48 chapters.
We don't have 48 chapters yet.

>>148133842
Well tickle my anus and call me Gilmore, you're darned right.

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I wan(t) to hear what kind of sounds Polt makes the first time you take her from behind.

GIVE ME THE LEWDS IMPERIUM I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM

>>148133709
No. One.

>>148133932
Make him work for them Imperium

>>148133794
you should have read more than the first response, people were probably shitposting

>>148133842
>>148134015
>replying to frogs

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>>148133932
Also cuddling a happy satisfied Polt after the fact would be the best thing ever. Why must we be trapped in this 3D prison.

>>148133353
If she's not mammal why does she have boobs?

post tio's hips PLEASE

>>148134161
for fun

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>>148133653
Newt. Always newt. Newt is cewt

>>148133932
I saved imperium's lewds when he posted in a thread you weren't in
I'm not going to give them to you, either

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>>148133653
I'll take Centaur tiddies, So I can creampie her underboob

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>>148133653
Spider Paizuri

>>148132135
Reject that furry tsundere.

>>148134378
I have some of them. I'm in more threads than you know anon.I know he has more though, I must have them

>>148134380
I wonder how Cerea would react to a hot, throbbing, aroused and dominant cock between her tits.

>>148134326
Just the sight of her trying to do it would be enough to get me to cum

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>>148133348
>>148133505
Fuck off I don't need to be reminded that my waifu isn't real.

>>148134449
I have all of imperium's lewds you medium-sized weirdo
I'm keeping them to myself and so is imperium and you'll never get them

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>>148134457
I can only expect this sort of reaction.

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>>148134448
no
best is to bully a non-violent tsun

>>148134533
If you share i will bake you some cookies

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>>148134553
She makes the best lewd faces.

>>148134619
>when you give her just the tip.

>>148134603
I don't want your creatine cookies you bald dipshit

>>148134533
This is advanced bullying. Just put them on top of the fridge and I'll find a step ladder one day...

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Would you

>>148134704
yes of course

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>>148134682

>>148134704
Not only did you make my wife a man, you took away her best parts

>>148134702
I'll put them in the top cabinet with a child lock
Checkmate, dummy

>>148134704
Pound into submission

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>>148134682

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>>148133199
This just reminded me, months ago someone asked me to do a tan edit on this picture and I wasn't good enough to do it. I can do it now but my computer broke recently, but 10 minutes in a decent phone app got close to the same result, for anyone who may have wanted a tan rachnee

>>148134816
Look at the picture more closely it appears the artist had planned a vague outline for spider body but just never finished. So assume spider parts are intact

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>>148134834
True love for fluffy tail will find a way.

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>>148134674
Is she just lewder due to her large body? Tall girls are always a nice challenge.

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>>148134553
>>148134619
not a cereafag but she sure does some faces that gets me horny
too bad that I'm not attracted to her lower half

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>horse pussy

>>148134996
her lower half is the best part though

>>148135084
would

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Cobra lamia when?

>>148135084
>implying i wouldn't

>>148135099
>>>/trash/

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>>148135116
Snakes are cool creatures when they aren't killing you

>>148135207
Snakes just love humans, they are misunderstood

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>>148135099

i would fuck the fuck out of cerea's horse pussy

>>148135207
What's wrong with that snake?

>>148135299
Only a literal homo wouldn't.

>>148135347
You spooked it

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>>148135207
sneks are cute!

>>148135347
vitiligo

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>>148135435
>>148135394
>>148135365

>>148135473
Really? That's kind of neat.

>>148135435
>>148135394
This happened in the anime?

>>148135619
Uncensored Blu-ray my dude.

>>148135619
No

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>>148134533
I'm not balding or medium size, but can i have them?

>>148135645
>>148135652
Ohh

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>>148135207
>>148135457

>>148134533
I'd fly to texas and publicly burn my american flag outside of the state capitol if you'd post them.

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>>148135365
>>148135394
>>148135435
way, way more lewd than the manga
>>148135435
still I liked this scene in the manga more because it wasn't that lewd and it had more cute stuff like this scenes. And in the manga feels that Papi isn't that dumb and do cares about what Darling is doing with Smith

>>148135668
You're not fooling anyone, TTF. You cannot have Polt lewds

>>148135394
Not a papifag but the egg laying scene remains my favourite to this day

>>148135913
I'm not though, i do want them.

There are other Poltfags who want the Polt lewds.

>>148135913
Surprisingly enough not actually me.
I do want the lewds though. The chapter this month is set to be shorter so I'm not sure what that means for the narrative arcs we're in. Regardless either summary Anon or myself will post relevant spoilers.

My current plan for the OAD is to watch it once for myself then again for screen shots and summary of relevant happenings. Or would you guys rather have shitty pictures of the Vol 11 omake first?

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>>148135116
Cobras are the most tsun animals in existence. They'd probably be proud as fuck, too.

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I want Papi to sit on my face

>>148136018
Well even if >>148135965 isn't you, I can't trust that you wouldn't bully them into giving you the Polt lewds.
I will dedicate my life to making sure you never get them unless Draco gets a happy end

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>>148136018
can't be both?
I'd say the omake

>>148136067
I tried for the Draco end I really did. Crab is a bigger bully than even me. Who knows maybe when the series is winding down she'll get the happy ending she deserves. I like Draco a lot, I felt really bad doing the translation for the Doppel chapter. She tried really hard to apologize and it blew up in her face

>>148136067
Oh please, I'll just put the polt lewds ontop of the fridge, no way in hell he'll get those. He can bully me all he wants but i'll never give in like Crab

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>>148136089
best butt

>>148135903
Which, assuming the OVA sells well, S2 will have Cathyls milking scene.

And that got changed once already and it ended up being lewder.

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Proof of not being ttf post polt lewds

>>148136163
Sorry TTF, until Draco gets a loving and supportive boyfriend you'll not have Polt lewds
You could say that I'm holding them over your head, but they could be in my pocket and it'd be the same thing

>>148136135
Its just a matter of timing. Which do I do first.

Also as much as I want to enjoy that picture, my lifting autism has to point out the bar is too short, her thumbs shouldn't be tucked, and the bar is resting basically right on her neck. Terrible form I don't want Polt to join me in snapcity.

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>>148136205
Why must us other Poltfags suffer?

>>148136190
Fuck anon, are you from Pakistan?

>>148136170
Would you take her out to look for pants that fit?

>>148131548
Does anyone have the edits that one anon made of the anasheya drawings?


Anyone?

>>148136254
Because you chose a bald manlet as your champion

>>148136179
That reminds me, the art books have some little mini comics about Crab and the staff making the anime. I should post those sometime. They're pretty funny. It turns out unlike most anime the staff pretty much gave crab free reign to include whatever he wanted and as a result almost nothing lewd was cut. He said the process was really smooth and everyone got along great.

>>148136263
nah from Portland,Ore and im black but i guess you cant tell that well because of lighting

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>>148132506

>>148134405
Faster.

>>148136357
I didn't vote for him

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>>148136089
>>148136170

Lizardbooty is superior.

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>>148136280
I would take her out to buy pants, skirts, bikinis, and lingerie that all fit perfectly on her beautiful petite body

>>148136357
I didn't know we had a champion. I thought we were an anonymous collective

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>>148136368
>. I should post those sometime
Yes.

Yes you should.

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>>148132880
Japanese fantasy writers/artists took the "doglike" description of Kobolds in every edition of D&D up until 3e to its logical extreme and call dog-people "kobolds", even when they have no connection to the mythical creatures or even the D&D creatures outside of their name.

>>148136357
ill be the new champion

>>148136528
I've seen Kobolds as dog people in other medias, like some video games and fantasy anime, i always thought it was a cultural difference.

>>148136507
I've been holding off because Crab's handwriting is hard for me to read but I'll put some more effort into it.

>>148136420
You don't vote for champions

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>>148136089
>>148136170
>>148136422
>>148136438

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>>148136575
I'm pleased with just seeing behind the scenes stuff.

>>148136580
Then how'd he become Champion, then?

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Is it time for stronk girls?

>>148136723
wow, then tio is like 2mts tall!

>>148136560
let's cast a vote.

All in favor of this random guy we just met being our new champion say "Aye"

>>148136751
The lady of the lake rose from the water and gave him a golden squat rack

>>148136788
I heard that they made her shorter so she could fit in the anime scenes

>>148136828
look here, random ladies giving out squat racks isn't a basis for a system of championing. representation derives from consent of the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.

>>148136808
2 pros for me
Im not a manlet nor am I balding

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>>148136377
Fuck yeah

We have our own extraspecies in Oregon

>>148136368
I hope that they release it overseas but I highly doubt it

>>148136828
>>148136880
you can't expect to wield supreme executive power because some watery tart threw a squat rack at you

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>>148136786
sure, why not

>>148136808
>>148136888
and he got trips, so far its looking.

>>148136880
>>148136966
Bloody peasants

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>>148136788
She is 2+m tall.

>>148136922
lived there for ten years and still visit often. Always see the weirdest shit when i go visit.

>>148137066
what a giveaway

>>148137066
HELP HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!

>>148137066
Did you see that? That's what I'm on about. You saw him repressing me?

>>148137066
I mean if i went around, saying i was champion of someones waifu just because some moistened bint lobbed a rack at me, they'd ban me

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SHUT!

UP!

Where we will go when 4chan shuts down my friends?

>>148137192
An early grave by my own hand

>>148136561
Our western ancestors had to hold the line against vampires, zombies, and other forms of undead. On the other hand, japan on its isolated archipelago never had to deal with the undead hoards, and instead ended up living along side demons and spirits, sometimes even worshiping them.

>>148137192
outside?

>>148137192
I might finally start doing better in college.

>>148137176
kek at arthur's face

>>148137176
Thats what i'm on about, did you see TTF repressing those peasants?

>>148137192
Probably on some other website

>>148137192
>implying
Please keep that shitposting in /qa/

>>148137216
I can't imagine a greater hell

>>148137192
nowhere

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>>148133135 >>148133241 >>148133255
Let's skip straight to V5 of it which someone made a while ago then for maximum bullying.

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>>148137418
This is my favorite version.

>>148137522
Didn't know you were into Micro, TTF. Looks like you only go up to her shins

>>148137555
I just thought it was funny. I'm actually taller than Polt which is a big plus for me. I like short girls. Which is normally a problem since as you're all aware I'm a disgusting manlet.

i wonder how much TTF can bench?

>>148137651
She can lift 1 medium-sized man if she tried

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>>148137638
Yes yes, we all know that you're the alpha Chad in Japan, and that's why you like it so much. Those poor farmhands only be like 5'3" practically cements your victory.

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>>148137522
. . .

>>148137741
the guy who got merino looks like a colossal faggot, it makes me inexplicably mad

>>148137818
>mgq
please anon

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>>148137651
Does that count as manga related? I'm not really sure. I guess as far as a "TTF Secrets page" goes, my bench is my weakest lift since I have a paralyzed left forearm muscle. My squat and deadlift are much better 150kg squat 180kg deadlift at 70kg bodyweight. My bench 1 rep max is only 85kg

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>>148137818
I dunno, I think you can consider MSQ into the Monster Musume world. I mean Crab is just turning them from Semen demons, to Darling Demons.

>>148137638
>Taller than Polt

I thought you were her size, or at least a little shorter

I just realised something, where are Darling's parents? Is that home his alone? And if it isn't, what would happen if his parents came back, knowing that he has a harem of mon-girls with him?

>>148137932
"Vacation"

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>>148137845
>Doesn't even have his own .png saved
For what purpose?
>>148137896
Polt is only 5'2" (158cm).

>>148137896
Nah she's 158cm and I'm 171ish.

>>148137948
Well, that's one question down, but how would they react?

>>148137951
On mobile.
Thanks for the image though.

Is Suu the humanoid body or the little yellowish ball at the end of the head tentacle?

>>148137963
>>148137951
Yeah, i thought TTF was her height., I thought he was at least 158 or at the least, 157cm

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>>148137932
His dad is the broker and his mom is pic related

>>148137974
There's not much you can infer about Darling's parents. Clearly they taught him to be domestic as fuck. Cooking, cleaning, incredibly kind, obnoxiously empathetic. We can assume that they have these kinds of qualities themselves, and would be accepting.

Or they can be the polar opposite and be incredibly racist.

>>148138004
With all the manlet bullying I'm not surprised people think that. I'm short but not THAT short.

>>148138038
I want his dad to be a total bro and tell him to fuck as much as he wants

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>>148138023
Why did it have to be a hornet?

>>148138004
He's actually only 140cm or so, he just likes to lie on the Internet while wearing pumps in real life to look bigger.

Polt keeps him around as her shota-like lovetoy.

>>148138096
Your spoiler seems true, as I have utterly no idea what it is you're posting here.

>>148138091
practicing when she can get a real shota, one that has luscious hair

>>148138096
>guard
implying he's relevant at all anymore

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>>148138096
>Guard is TTF's Patsy

>>148138129
the violence inherent to the gajin manlets

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>>148138038
I always assumed he was like the Main character from that dinosaur monstergirl manga, and was hardcore as fuck and wanted to change.

>favorte girl is considered a serious contender in the harem
>has less fans than the literally who

It's not fair god dammit.

>>148138202
Seems so. Don't think I've seen a pic of TTF before, and definitely not of Guard. I only browse here seldomly though, so the Monty Python reference made no sense with the faces until I saw what the others said.

>>148138441

The serious contenders are Snek, Hors and Spooder.

I guess maybe Spooder has fewer fans than Who nowadays, but it'll probably pick back up if the current arc focuses on her more.

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I decided to try out the method a couple of you guys suggested a week or two ago. Whenever I started to feel my hand cramp up during welding, I'd just fill my mind with thoughts of Polt congratulating me/cheering me on/etcetera
And boy, did it work, and work well
Now I just have to fill my head with thoughts of Polt welding alongside me, decked out in leather gear, and I can somewhat ignore the pain

Thanks anons!

>>148137741
>being the same height as Merino

Isn't she ultra womanlet tier?

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>>148132135
awoo

>>148138468
I've only posted my face here like once or twice. I try to keep it all on my Twitter. There was a picture of me and Crab from comiket.

>>148138527

>You will never kill polt, skin her, and use her hide to make new gloves

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>>148138487
>fish
>not serious

>>148138487
>The serious contenders are

What arbitrary rules are you using to decide this?

>>148138597
>Using Polt for gloves
You don't know how this works, do you

>>148138622

Not really, no.

Would she make a better apron?

>>148138600
Fish was always a contender. She just got real dangerous when it was revealed that she is a princess and rich.

>>148138670
Not even Polt-fag, but this is worth of a good old fashion drawn and quartering.

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I want to marry this snake.

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>>148138670
GOD NO

The only way that would be possible is if you took the time to skin her and tan the skin. Even so, the resulting skin would be a poor, poor excuse for an apron/jacket that you could just pick up at Harbor Freight or a welding supply store for $20-50

Polt is much better for encouraging you when you screw up a weld, and hugging you when you get home from work

>>148138723
Yeah, not quite, but it's still a bad idea

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>>148138779
>Tfw you will never go on a business trip leaving Polt home alone
>Tfw you will never put your key in the lock and immediately hear big stomping steps coming from inside
>Tfw you will never big wrapped up in a huge hug as Polt goes on and on about how much she missed you while nuzzling her head against you.

It hurts to live brahs.

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PAPI/SUU SIDE OVA WHEN?

>>148138991
How often does papi get the hairdongle?

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>>148138954
I'm not even a poltfag but holy shit TTF my heart. Maybe when polt becomes a relevant character in the anime I'll make a second choice

>>148138954
>business trip

You could go outside to take a shit and get the same effect. 5 minutes or 5 days, they can't tell

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How wet would Zombina get, if you told her you'll take her to the gun range, and pay for all her ammo costs for the day?

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>>148138954
Please, I don't need another reason to kill myself

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>>148138954
>Tfw Polt will never bury her face in my chest (and other areas) because she missed me so much, and wants to absorb my scent as much as possible
>Tfw Polt will never cling to me for the rest of the night
>Tfw I will never drift off to sleep with Polt snuggled up next to me

The most painful thing is that I'm actually in school to become an accountant, and if only Polt existed, these scenarios could be a very real occurence

>>148138954

>tfw you will never go on a business trip leaving Rachnera alone
>tfw you will never arrive home to Rachnera after six months
>tfw she will never tell you she's three months pregnant

>>148139217
DELETE THIS

>>148136235
How does the bar being too short have any effect on lifting if the weight is balanced? Is 50lbs 2ft apart not the same as 50lbs 3ft apart?

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>>148139158
Waterfalls, anon.

>>148136368
Thats pretty cool to hear. It must be super frustrating to see your idea being 'improved' because some one just decides to.

>>148139243
You want your arms a certain distance apart when squatting to prevent injury. Also you need sufficient space to rack it. At least, that's my knowledge from personal experience.

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>>148136398

>>148137522
im laughing so hard

>>148139243
I just meant that the bar is too short to be an Olympic standard bar. You don't squat with bars that short.

>>148139207
I know that feel brah. When VR comes we'll all be without waifus. Just gotta make it that far. We're all gonna make it brahs.

>>148137741
dude on the left at the bottom panel is my fucking dude man

>>148139284

>You will never be attacked by a black slime
>You will never defeat it with a waterfall in your monster gf's pants

>>148139345
When can i upload my consciousness to the internet?

I want to castrate Darling and feed him to Papi's children!

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>>148139345
I can't wait for VR to come any sooner. Right now I'm pretty much stuck in a rut.

Then again, I have a 5' stuffed bear from when I was a kid that actually mimics the feeling of hugging Polt really well

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>that moment when you'll never lay down with Polt after a hard run
>you'll never cuddle her and feel her hot sweaty body
>you'll never take a shower with her
>you'll never pet her and cuddle her again, with her laying on your chest, feeling the beat of your heart, loving you, and depending on you to take her on her 42km daily walks

It hurts

>>148139217
> six month business trip

Situation unrealistic. The only way i'm dealing with a six month business trip is if I become an astronaut. At which point, i could take Rachnera with me since spiders are apparently really good astronauts.

>>148139779
Good news: You will live to see fully immersive VR

Bad news: You probably won't live to see immortality

>>148139795
>since spiders are apparently really good astronauts.

Citation needed.

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>>148139217

>>148139805
also good news, who needs immortality when you can live forever in cyberspace?

>>148139858
Stop saying this stupid shit, that's not how consciousness works.

>>148138527
Oh hello steak.

Got that fursuit design finalized yet?

Remember, e cups.

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>>148139805
>Bad news: You probably won't live to see immortality.

>Not already being immortal.

>>148139889
then who's to say VR will actually become a thing? We'll die before we really hit decent technology that supports the dream, or be too old enough to care.

>>148139954
People have a better chance of learning how to lucid dream

>>148139954
There's a difference between using bells and whistles to trick the human mind and make it feel immersed in a movie/game and uploading your "mind" into a computer like this is the matrix.

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>>148139779
>ywn finally convince her to let you ride your bike instead since doing a marathon every day isn't healthy
>ywn look back to see her panting to keep up, slow down slightly, and see the joy on her face when she overtakes you once again

>>148139858

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>>148135498
>>148138014
snek is best waifuru
>>148136384
Lala is also a bretty gud girl

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Does Zombina play video games? Would she play Killing Floor with me?

>>148139779
Polt sweating? Wouldn't she just pant?

>>148140050
Dogs have sweat glands.

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>>148140036
Long snek is long

>>148138527
>Somewhat ignore the pain
Anon, that seems like it'll lead to more long term problems. Get that hand checked out or something.

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>>148140037

>>148140032
I don't know, human science have done some impressive shit with the human mind before. We'll wait and see what they come up with in the next 50 years.

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>>148140060

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>>148140060
Never forget

>>148138534
She's 5'2", so not exactly "ultimate" womanlet. Fairly short though, yeah.

>>148140058
Am I a bad Cereafag if I don't like twintails on Cerea?

>>148140050
She's been shown to sweat in the manga and anime. Remember she's dog-like not a dog-girl.

>>148140086
If I live to see ACTUAL conscience uploading (not copying, uploading) the way people describe it here I will dance naked in public while screaming the navy seal copypasta.

>>148140112
I thought she was 4' something.

5' 2" isn't bad, taller than and 3D I've ever dated

>>148140147
I'm holding you to that, i'll even screencap this for the occasion

>>148140059
>Dogs have sweat glands.
On the pads of their paws and other areas not covered with fur.

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>>148140075

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>>148140067
It's not like I'm doing this for hours on end, it's maybe extending the time by a minute or so

I have to finish welding the plate one way or another, and if I think of Polt, it not only puts my hand starting to cramp to the back burner, but also helps keep my hands steady so I can do a better job.
I make sure to take off my gloves and massage my hands afterwards, so there's not really any risk of long term injury

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>>148140116
Nah, it's ok, you know they put a lot of fetishes, but Cerea, snek, spider, lala and tio are muh girls

>>148140256
At least our children will be strong, maybe I could use them as thugs for some sort of crime syndicate.

They'd probably be dumb as bricks though, dumbass cow skank.

How many of the girls lay eggs?

So far I count Miia, Papi, and Rachnera, anyone else?

The fish doesn't count, I hate her.

>>148140432
>Rach-nee will never lay her eggs all over your chest
I don't I even go on.

>>148140432
>doesn't want the mermaid with the cuck fetish
Boi. You can take the fish as your side bitch and she will be pleased with that.

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>>148140278
Remember anon, All Monster girls are crabman desire to be put into the Monster Musume World.

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>>148140162
Nope, 158cm, so 5'2". Cot and Tonn are kind of shorties though, yeah.

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Alright, I'm going to go to sleep with my stuffed bear so I can fool myself into thinking that Polt is actually real

Sweet monstergirl dreams, anons

>>148140873
But how will you genki the thread up with Polt when it's dying if you sleep? Time for you to stay up forever, Anon.

>>148140873
Gibe her your cume anon-sama :^)

>>148140220
>Suufag detected

>>148140964
>Suufag detector detected

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Doppel is the Superior Girl

>>148140964
This shit is severely lacking in the DFC.

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>>148141027
>lala's rip-off
Obviously Lala is de best girl from monmusu

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>>148140938
I didn't know you guys missed me that much

I'll probably stay around for a little while, bitch and moan about how my life sucks because Polt isn't real, and depress people more with situations that aren't real if you guys really want

Hell, I can even talk about welding/blacksmithing some more and see if I can tie that in to Monster Musume if you guys want to be put to sleep

>>148140191
Surprisingly accurate, aside from liking idiots and being killed.

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>>148141074
>headless whoresman
>not even best chuuni
Delusional lalafag detected.

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>>148141027
Zombina is the Superior Girl

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>>148141166
>>148141157
>>148141074
LOL You're wrong guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLFpcgztFM8

>>148141157

If doppel body is just one of the infinite forms of her, and she already showed herself highly deformed, can she detach her "head" to mimic lala, just like Suu?

>>148141211
>poorly made image
>linking a plebbit favorite

Spiderfags are truly pathetic.

>>148141166
I know she's named Zombina, but isn't she more like a Frankenstein?

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>>148141273
Spider a best and you know it.

>>148139071
Ever day, multiple times.

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>>148141249
She doesn't have to mimic Lala to be Best Girl, anon. I think she can change her apperance to look just like she detached her head.

Also, we've seen that already, if it comes to impersonating somebody Doppel-chan is obviously superior, hence why she's called the Primest Wench.

>>148138954
TTF please
I need to study
But I cannot study these feels.

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>>148141412
You're waifu doesn't even have the bretty legs of Lala. GTFO boi

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>>148132575
Loading this image literally crashed my Clover app, thank you based Lala's legs

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>>148141564
Why the cumlords don't like Lala?