Why is Mugino so based? She needs her own spinoff
Saw the guy on the right constantly going to his dorm with bandages or being tired. Behind closed doors, it seems he snuck in a girl in there and it's so noisy.
He must be really into kinky shit. I want to report him for getting his girlfriend into a boy's only dorm but I don't want to be a snitch, and it seems like his closer neighbors don't mind.
That's nothing anon, I saw him last week talking to a half-naked doll. That guy needs help.
>it was brought about by a mad scientist in love with a dog
>Board of Directors and Board Chairman literally does nothing as the city goes to shit.
Academy City has gone to the kennels, and I thought September 30 or World War III was terrible.
>Mie becomes the main girl and wins the Touma bowl
>still no illustration
>illustration of Touma walking with her bride in his arms
>face and hair totally obscured
>Index, Misaka, Misaki, etc. are all crying in the background
>Aisa just blends with the background's coloring, even the fucking girl with short hair and headband is colored in
I'm going to ask out this cute lonely ojou-sama, wish me luck friends.
Maybe in your dream ranker cards she is. I will claim the real deal.
I'm finally in Academy City! I can't wait to get my esper power!
Anyone remember the Level Upper thing that happened a couple of months ago?
Say..say the 7 level fives, and ONLY the level fives participated in that Network. What could happen? What will happen?
this has been bothering me all day
So I was being rough to a girl who owed me a couple of things when this spiky haired boy punched me in the face and knocked me out. Now he's all I think about. Why?
Where do I go to buy a maid?
Hey guys, did you know they sell figurines of that terrorist chick? I saw a dude with one in the supermarket.
I might've seen that guy, and his figurine, too. He was fucking talking to it, and he was making it move and talk somehow.
That guy is seriously an amazing ventriloquist; she looked fucking real.
Who's the chillest Anti-skill officer you've met?
A lot of them act like they have a stick up their ass but there's some cool ones.
I saw her skateboarding the other day while blasting dirty music.
If you have imoutos in need of level boosts you know where to send them.
Have you heard what they say about #1?
Someone told me he kidnapped a little girl by taking her to Russia but then decided to come back and somehow threatened Academy City to let him live with her.
I never thought the #1 had that kind of taste.
I've heard all kinds of nasty rumors about the #1. Some of them don't even sound possible. I wonder how much of it is true, the truth twisted, or outright lies? I bet the guy just wants to be left alone
I looked up into the sky one day after a sudden EMP fried all electronics in the city and saw this shit.
Everything was fine a few minutes later and literally no one in the entire city seemed to care. Am I crazy or is there something seriously wrong with this place?
Now I am not really close to the #3 (Railgun or whatever she calls herself to look cool) so its not like I couldn't be mistaken but is it just me or am I seeing girls that kinda look like her everywhere? Eh, it's not like her looks are super unique. N-no I'm not calling her ugly! M-maybe I just have a crush or something...
Oh great, another fanboy of the Railgun. Why does everyone care about that little girl so much? There's a much better looking electromaster at the University but since she's not Level 5 no one cares.
Because Academy City keeps plastering her face in advertisements and events that if you send your kid to AC he or she could be a superpowerful teenager like Misaka Mikoto. Basically, she's the mascot. The Pikachu of Academy City
He beat the Number 1, and is under the protection from the Big Cheese in the Windowless Building himself, also living with his waifus in an all-male dorm.
Some say he used to hang out with the Number 5.
Levels 5 all were called at some point to kill him for some reason, but only number 1 and number 3 answered. Sounds fishy if you ask, number 1 even followed orders for once and he didn't actually kill him.
I think that level 0 might be some kind of big shot in society, he also has been seen with a nun and some kind of robot fairy on his daily life.
Leave Misaka Mikoto alone you jealous idiots. She doesn't want all that fame! Let me tell you a story about her. I was just about to transfer schools and had to pay for a new apartment.i was gonna get paid tomorrow so I thought I'd grab a bite to eat at a restaurant and get groceries tomorrow. I didn't realize my bank account was so low. I'm not a useless layabout that tries to dine and dash. Long story short I very nearly got embarrassed and thrown out. Turns out Misaka Mikoto herself was there and paid for my food! She talked with me for only a moment and didn't stick around. She wouldn't trade emails with me or let me pay her back the next day. I'll never forget how alone the girl seemed. I'm sure she's tired of all her fame. So leave her alone!
I found a vampire. It was the #1 all along!
Maybe magic is what people think esper abilities are. Think about it. Shooting fireballs or lightening would look impressive to someone who couldn't do it or hasn't seen it before. How much do we even know about our powers anyways
Girlfriend has telepathy and now all she does is stare at me. It creeps me out the way she talks to herself. Please help. Anyone? Help! I've tried to explain this to anti-skll and they just go "awww" while she OH HI SWEETIE EVERYTHING IS FINE
Hey Guys, recently started the Program. However I feel like I have a pretty serious problem, Whenever I pray for some reason it feels like my organs are burning, It started just after my first session. Does anybody know why this is? Inb4 God hates me
I know the "steps in a puddle/fights Mikoto near a body of water or building with iron" is a joke but consider this:
Would someone as powerful as Aleister give a shit if Mikoto had an advantage? Mikoto is a fly to him. He could be soaking wet, near a pool that has iron beams everywhere and still not give a singular fuck about what Mikoto could do to him
>this will literally happen
God damn it, Kamachi.
I think I saw the #1 dress up like this the other day. Is it wrong to be attracted to her- I mean him?
>inb4 Touma saves another female villian except this time he outright fucks over someone
>Toumafags will still defend him as being right and shit on the person he fucked over if they get angry and turn on him
>Touma isn't growing facial hair
Come on, he's a high school student.
I bumped into her once and she was a fucking bitch. Then a few days later I bumped into her again and she was nice and polite, though she spoke like a little kid. And she was wearing some goofy goggles on her head, maybe that's what turns her from a turbobitch into a nice gal.
Guys this little girl is showing off her legs and giving me looks, am I about to be arrested on a TV show or something? I'm worried.
>Anyone who doesn't like my shipping retardation MUST have a ship of their own!
>Y-yes that's it, other shippers are trying to shit on my beautiful perfect ship!
>T-there's no way anyone could actually hate my faggotry because it's faggotry! It's othergirlfags!!! Gotta be it!
Whatever makes you feel better shiptard
The number 1 cause of pedophilia in Academy City is sexy children.
You always do this, anon. Aren't you tired of it? if you don't care about shipping at all why do you take these subjects so seriously. Remember breathing in and out before typing.
I could've sworn I saw a girl's panties this morning
The number 2 has been insane for a long as time, the number 1 is a murderous twit, the numbers 3 and 4 are complete assholes, the number 5 is a control freak.
seriously why are most of the Lv 5's such assholes? Number 6 and 7 are cool though.
I saw a spiky haired guy punching the fuck out of a 1.9 grown man with piercings and red hair, then a lewdly clothed girl with a ponytail came to rescue him.
It would suck to be him, I think he was a Pyromancer
Guys I was at the Walkure concert yesterday! I'm seriously fucking considering joining the Air force and trying to get into Delta Squadron just to get close to Freyja
The red-haired youth with a barcode tattooed on his right cheek frowned down at his sooty hands, entwined together on his lap because they had nothing else to hold. A worn cloak and scuffed pair of boots was all he bore, sitting on a park bench and watching moths flutter around the flickering streetlight. It was two in the morning, EST.
A reader of a certain long-running light novel series in Japan would have taken him for an eccentric, but exceptionally faithful, cosplayer of a neglected secondary character in the ever-growing cast. Never would they guess that the youth was in fact Stiyl Magnus himself, manifested in the three-dimensional world by dint of the fans’ passion and hopes and frustrations toward their continued deprivation of season 3 of the anime. How Stiyl knew this could not be explained; he only knew, and was all the more depressed for his inexplicable knowledge of an ultimately unimportant fact. What was important, at least on a superficial scale, was his present location: a certain impoverished suburban wasteland in a certain city in New York state.
Stiyl wondered where in the world the other characters had appeared. Where had dear Index gone? She would have fared better in Arabian lands, ironically, than a certain starry-eyed blonde with white gloves and thigh-high socks. Where was his arch-nemesis, the Japanese lad with untidy hair and (Stiyl admitted begrudgingly) a worthy set of morals? What of the girl who wore shorts under her skirt and made lightning dance on the palm of her hand? And the character whose company he needed most in this hour, a Saint kind of heart and sharp of blade, whom he owed a hundred lives’ debt – where was Kanzaki?
Lost in thought, Stiyl sat on the park bench looking quite forlorn until presently he became aware of a child crying. The crying echoed through the night air and bestowed the flickering orange light with an extraordinary desolation. Without thinking, Stiyl rose and walked toward the sobbing until he came upon a grubby young boy standing alone, hiccuping and gulping and taking no notice of the tall stranger.
Styil, can you translate this? at least a small part of it.
“Why are you crying, boy?” asked Stiyl softly.
The boy, who could not have been older than 10, peered up at him.
“Gram’s dead,” a tearful voice managed. “She just died an hour ago.”
Stiyl grasped the cross around his neck. “I am sorry for your loss. Shall I pray for her?”
The boy shook his head emphatically. “It’s not prayers she needs. She wanted a send-off. But I don’t have money for a funeral.”
Stiyl noticed the “I”. “Where are your parents?”
“I dunno. It was always just Gram and me living together.” The boy began to cry again.
“Take me to your grandmother,” said Stiyl, suddenly feeling a vague yet fierce brand of courage.
The boy obeyed. What else could he do? He no longer cared what befell him; perhaps he wished to join his grandmother in death, and welcomed the tall stranger as a murderer or crackhead to deliver him from suffering. They walked quickly, silently, a block down the street riddled with potholes and weeds, and stopped in front of a trailer.
“Wait here,” said Stiyl, and he walked inside.
He emerged five minutes later and confirmed that the boy’s grandmother was indeed dead.
“What are we going to do?” said the boy.
The courage smoldering in Stiyl’s heart had become a steady flame.
“You’ll come with me,” he said to the boy. “I will raise you, and train you in magic. We may travel to England. Perhaps we will meet some of my friends. Come what may, you are going to be all right.
“But first, we will give your grandmother a send-off. Fetch whatever you need from the trailer, and then we’ll light the pyre.”
The worn, well-shuffled deck of runes were tossed in the air by sooty hands, and as the cards fluttered down the red-haired youth summoned Innocentius. The boy watched as a roaring titan of flames incinerated the trailer along with his grandmother cleanly, utterly. The sparks and smoke were surprisingly contained as they rose to the sky. The cremation took only five minutes at most, but already distant sirens were approaching.
The boy no longer cried. His tears were dried by the inferno, but he also felt warm and safe and looked up at the cloaked stranger with trusting eyes. He had a new guardian now, and the spell that granted his grandmother’s final wish had also lit a protective fire, the fire of home and of the hearth, that would brighten his life forever.
He smiled at the stranger. “Who are you?”
For the first time since his manifestation, the red-haired youth smiled too.
You'll have to ask js06 because half of those responses make no fucking sense
>Kamijou's answer to Q8
I guess we'll have to lure him here somehow. Quick, start posting Hime or Enbi, I'm not sure who his favorite Index girl is.
You'd have to somehow build up serious speed first to get any kind of distance. But the thing is, if you are already moving really fast, why not just use that speed to travel to the place you want to go?
They sound autistic as fuck too. Why did Kamachi even bother
Mikoto sort of spergs out while answering the question while Kamijou spouts technical bullshit
I'll post Isabelle for the Saiai/Hime fuze then.
>Everyone super loves her
I super do
That's a trade secret, buddy
I don't know when that magazine pic they asked tripfag to translate is from but if it's from this month's Dengeki NT17 info is there too and will probably be posted soon
I'm not always the one mentioning it
Not him but it technically is soon this time. Boo Boo 3 comes out in 3 days, the preview will be out any time now and when the dengeki website updates with it, there should be a cover and longer synopsis for NT17.
Fine then, you guys. Still feels odd to have you lot call it soon for a while even if it actually is this time.
The magazine comes out this month so it'll be even sooner. As I said, if that question and answer thing is from the new Dengeki magazine and not from something else/a previous issue, we'll be getting the info very soon. Either way a magazine pic of the info is due within the next 48 hours
Saten-san wants you to check these digits
Thank you for checking them
Speaking of new stuff, I wonder if Kamachi is going to release any more ZW side stories or if he's saving them for a spinoff or something. That last one felt like it was leading into another story.
Feels more like /ss/, Boo Boo is pure and not for lewding.
I can't wait till Mikoto gets BTFO and Touma ends up with Windex.
I have a bad feeling that Yuiitsu is gonna get her ass kicked for the third time in a row only to get away with everything again. Question is how it happens though, because unless Fran is god-like there's too much for them to handle alone.
I don't really know how the number one works but I've recenetly heard that he can extend the effect of his barrier, or whatever you call that, acceleration (heh get it?) by a factor.
I.e. stuff coming in at a slow velocity leave with a higher velocity.
Though I have to admit I have yet to witness his abilities with my own eyes (I rather wouldn't)
It's been almost a month since the last time he released anything on his website, I'm hoping for another SS soon. Js06 said that the end of the volume 2 of the zombie/vampire story pretty much confirmed a third one, so there's that too.
Yeah, unless Fran is OP (which is possible) it'll have to be someone else that attacks and fucks Yuiitsu up. Lucky there are quite a few ways to drag someone capable of kicking Yuuitsu's ass
I just want a swimsuit illustration man
I have a feeling it'll be just as cute as it will be boner-inducing
That and the fact that she could maybe emulate Kamisoto's thought patterns well enough to use WR the next time they cut it from Yuuitsu so she can let him out of there
>follows Touma's thought pattern again
>therefore she uses it to banish both Yuiitsu and WR itself at the same time
>Touma despair while his imouto thinks she did the right thing
For those that haven't seen it.
>have YET ANOTHER sisters arc but from Mugino's perspective
It don't matter
None of this matters
that's a nice city you have there
Yep. I'd want to kill every single person even remotely related to the production but that's exactly what I'd expect.
Fuck JC Staff
Fuck everyone that prevents this series from getting more animated content
>He's about to punch out Aleister
>Laura blasts his ass out of existence from the other side of the globe with a spell made to specifically kill him
>Kamachi.exe- 'Raise your hands if you thought that Aleister was going to be the final boss!'
A Kihara with an unhinged Touma's thought pattern. Sweet jesus, considering what she did to Byouri and what we've seen of Touma's lethal methods, that has the potential to be completely horrifying. I like it, make it happen Kamachi.
She would pretty much become awakened Enbi.
>Loyal AI mistress
>Earns a living driving kickass powered suits and motorcycles
I think he's doing pretty good all things considered even if the other girls don't seem intent on letting him knock up Rikou.
Kamisato's information network is really good for some reason. I wouldn't be surprised if Fran told Touma that they were considering breaking Enshuu out to use as a counter-measure against Yuiitsu, and that they should follow through on it.
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
go back to the basement fucking nerd
A boy falls in love with a clone.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the clone's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the doppelganger, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Accel's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of VECTORS.
Since you asked, I'll post cute best girl for you.
She is okay, but will never eclipse the perfection of the cutest girl in existence (that's Mikoto and I reject all complaints that it is otherwise)
You posted the wrong image. Thankfully, I'm here to help you out.
Mikoto is the best, but Kuroko is a shit. She's not even close to okay.
I know it must be hard for people with shit taste to read, but i said best girl Othinus.
Othinus is the epitome of shit taste my friend. Here is the actual best girl.
Liar! There's no science mobile Railgun thread!
If only I could have a harem of Estelle, Drills-chan, and Rakko. I'd be happy for eternity.
To be honest, I'm torn on Kuroko. I do find her annoying, but somehow she endears herself to me from time to time.
No one would be evil enough to brainwash people through Indian Poker, right?
I mean, the ability to implant skills is no different from the ability to twist your personal logic against you. I fear the possibility of using a card that can lock me out of my own esper power.
But the thread was alright. Here, have an Othinus, so stop.
What % of the students have engaged in dormitory sex?
Greedy bastard, just how many pure girls do you intend to corrupt?
Guaranteed to be in excess of at least 90%.
Literally all of the female students have. All of them have engaged in both heterosexual content as well as homosexual content.
Only about 5% of the male students have engaged in heterosexual content in dorms. About 67% of the male students have done homosexual content in dorms who have never engaged in sexual content with female peers. The entirety of the 5% of male students who have engaged in heterosexual content in dorms have also engaged in homosexual content in dorms. This includes fellatio, analingus, assisted masturbation, unintentional ball touching, intentional ball touching, cock-kissing, cockdocking, and straight up butt sex. Most of these encounters result from higher level students bullying lower level or level 0 students. Most often the higher level students will force the lower level boys to dress up like Misaka Mikoto, which is the easiest of the level 5s for boys to pretend to be because of her small chest and short hair. Hence her popularity. Boys across the city are sucking dick pretending to be Misaka.
The boys of Academy City are super horny.
It's time to ease off the indian poker buddy.
Did you suddenly turn into a man, Kuroko?
Touma should give up on high school and focus on becoming some Tokiwadai Ojou-sama's trophy wife. It is the only way he will be able to support himself unless Birdway grabs him.
Ayy Lmao, for fucks sake Kamachi you've been getting crazier lately.
Mikoto is such a sperg, it's adorable.
Mikoto confirmed for winning the toumabowl
>I-I'll confess. Gulp. You can tell just by looking at this bag.
W-what's in the bag?
>Dengeki gives Kamachi the questions and asks him for some cute Kamikoto answers
>He sends them this
>Aleister goes after Touma likehim and Yuuitsu discussed
>in the middle of the fight, Touma's body rips apart and Cthulhu comes out
>it can still use IB
>I͠'̹͔̝l̞͎̼̲̪̹͠ḷ ̗͈͔͞d̴e͔̺ş͕̞̜̞t̸̫͔͖r̨̳̻͚̱̰̭o͏̯̙̱̼̥y͇̣͈ͅ ̛̜t͏̝͖̙̻̗h̬̠͢a̸̗̞͕̭̜̙͎ț͕ ̣i͈̲͕̯ͅl̰͇̟̱̜͕̮l̥͎̪̖u̷̫̠̹͉̖s̟̜͈͙̲͖i͍̭͍̪͕͙͎o̜͖͓̭̻n̦̼!̡̭
I should get myself to transfer to branch #177 and do missions with Kuroko
>oh sweet, free body
>wait, I can't tear reality with this stupid childproofing lock he's got on his right hand why the fuck is that even- fuck it
>let me just get it off- FUCK THERE'S GODDAMN SNAKES EVERYWHERE OH FUCK THIS I'LL GET A NEW BODY
>Swimsuits really are amazing! She doesn't look at all like the girl I usually see. But where did this all come from all of a sudden? Well, if I can see a rare sight like this, I guess I can do her a favor or two. Ah ha ha!
I would do it too.
Fran end confirmed, pack your bags gents we're done here.
Are you kidding? Look at those answers. He clearly having a lot of fun doing it. I mean, fuck, that is the kind of crazyass shit I wish I can send to a magazine for a bonus. Shit is amazing that it didn't get refused and needs to be redone.
Guys, I saw this cute girl before but I haven't seen her for months.
I wonder where she is...
>She doesn't look at all like the girl I usually see
Long term extraterrestrial observation of Bill Cosby confirmed
I would give a lung or a testicle for that man
>Touma punches Aleister in space at the top of Windowless Building
>He cant go back Earth and aliens find him
>An Aliens takes his place and goes to the beach with Mikoto
Kamachi just spoiled the ending folks
Oh god, that would be amazing. Christmas comes along and everyone expects some winter-time flag raising only for him to be abducted to save the alien version of Santa, and he comes back the day after Valentine's Day.
>I-I'll confess. Gulp. You can tell just by looking at this bad, I did it all for that idiot...yes, for that idiot. Pant, pant.
Fucking cute as fuck.
I've been hanging around at Joseph's just to see her but she hasn't appeared for months
Mikoto it's just that kind of dedicated girl you can't find anywhere.
>Miki's face when coming in to work and seeing a 250 page document on the new language kamachi.exe made up with a 300 page dissertation on how he had made it
It would be cool as fuck but I bet he has to sift through a fuckton of Kamachi's crazy bullshit on a daily basis so I can't say I blame him if that was all just condensed into that one line
>Kamachi wrote "it bothers me" based on a rant Miki had after he brought in manuscripts for three new series.
Maybe that's why he won't give us S3. Maybe he just wants to be free.
I've been yearning to talk to her out but I'm afraid that onee-san will cut me in half, she's the fourth ranking level 5 after all.
Mikoto annoys me sometimes but I can't say I hate how ride or die she is. While everybody else is freaking out and trying to figure out what happened after Touma gets abducted by aliens, Mikoto is already filling her tote bag and thinking up ways to get on the mothership.
But then lately I've come to know that she works for the dark side of the academy city, how could such a cute girl end up like that? I just wanted to help her fix her future
I've been entirely focused lately on my studies in order to be stronger and recently, I've reached Level 3. I'll do anything to become stronger and when that time comes, I'll drag Frenda out from the dark side of the academy city even if it means I'll have to fight my way through!
Hmm I've never posted on one of these messageboard things the kids like, but there's this one fellow who keeps showing up at my hospital, almost dead each time. I have to fix him up good, you kids should be careful, it's dangerous out there!
I'll stand by Frenda's side for the rest of my life protecting that fragile smile. I'll be the one that will make her whole again.
>there are people in this thread who aren't following their dreams and becoming a cute girl
>make her whole again
That wasn't half bad
I wonder how they'll translate that in languages which have gendered nouns. "Goalkeeper" in English isn't gendered, and it can refer to both a male and a female goalkeeper (they're dominantly male, but still..).
>eat proper, nutricious food
>train your body (yes, esper powers may invalidate the need for that, but the goal isn't the muscles)
>go to sleep early
>don't spend your time secluded; go and meet like-minded people
Let me know if I am wrong
Mikoto invited real Touma to go to a beach, but at some point Mikoto sees an ovni before the interview and with that we can assume Touma was kidnaped by aliens. And the whole interview was made by Mikoto and alien fake Touma until Mikoto realized that he wasn't the real one and goes to beat the crap out of those aliens to rescue him.
did I miss something?