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>Meanwhile, in lovely /a/cademy city...

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>Meanwhile, in lovely /a/cademy city...
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>>148105893
M O D S
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>>148105840
>outside the frame
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Hey, I hear electricity each night when I'm going to sleep

Tokiwadai girls' dormitory, by the way. I wonder if I'm the only one noticing this.
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>>148105840
Why is Mugino so based? She needs her own spinoff
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>>148106025
U-um... pay no attention to that! It's just... a faulty plug! Y-yeah, nothing to do with powers...
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>>148105840
>>148105937
Do the rest of you remember seeing that tower around before? Because I can't seem to remember it.
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>>148105840
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Instead of doing my homework I'll just convince myself it's already done and believe it very hard.
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mikoto is cute
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>>148107229
Could Accelerator stop it?
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>>148105840
>>148105937
Nice retcon
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>>148105840
How can i join the Misaki army?
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I hate to be the guy to ask but is anybody reading Morning Star? What's happening with Saten?
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How does this work do I just come up with some random scenario that involves this imaginary anime acedemy?
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>>148108160
Yes
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>mfw he can't even beat Saints
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>>148105840
Somewhere in that city, I heard that there is a windowless building that can fly into space...
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>>148109312
Saw the guy on the right constantly going to his dorm with bandages or being tired. Behind closed doors, it seems he snuck in a girl in there and it's so noisy.

He must be really into kinky shit. I want to report him for getting his girlfriend into a boy's only dorm but I don't want to be a snitch, and it seems like his closer neighbors don't mind.
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>>148109633
Yeah, right, what's next? Talking dogs? What's the utility for that? Talking dogs and Windowless Buildings being able to fly.
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>>148109634
That's nothing anon, I saw him last week talking to a half-naked doll. That guy needs help.
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>tfw getting the last pack of sale eggs before that spiky hair kid
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>>148109987
>This was the last we saw of Himegami before the city turned into a pseudo-zombie apocalypse movie
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>>148110442
>yfw Mie will become more prominent than Aisa
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Oh my god its so fucking hot right now, oh shit a giant crocodile is falling from the sky
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>>148111151
>it was brought about by a mad scientist in love with a dog
>Board of Directors and Board Chairman literally does nothing as the city goes to shit.
Academy City has gone to the kennels, and I thought September 30 or World War III was terrible.
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>>148107364
BLAU makes the best Indian Poker about her
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>>148111027
>Mie becomes the main girl and wins the Touma bowl
>still no illustration
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>>148111306
That's her only worth as an unreachable Level 5.
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>>148111387
>illustration of Touma walking with her bride in his arms
>face and hair totally obscured
>Index, Misaka, Misaki, etc. are all crying in the background
>Aisa just blends with the background's coloring, even the fucking girl with short hair and headband is colored in
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>>148105840
I saw the #3 with a cat talking in third person like she was narrating herself
I think she may be autistic
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>>148111151
Its ok, that girl in an IS suit and racing swimsuit will destroy it
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>>148110012
Accel please stop.
Also your wife and a daughter a shit
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I'm going to ask out this cute lonely ojou-sama, wish me luck friends.
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>>148111723
Sorry bro, she's mine already.
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>>148111778
Maybe in your dream ranker cards she is. I will claim the real deal.
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I..I am uh...

I'm looking for a telepath-type esper to partner with and level up together!
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>>148111912
>Level up
>He is still bluepilled by AC lies
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>>148107396
Probably. He might need some of the earths rotational energy to do it
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I'm finally in Academy City! I can't wait to get my esper power!
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Anyone remember the Level Upper thing that happened a couple of months ago?

Say..say the 7 level fives, and ONLY the level fives participated in that Network. What could happen? What will happen?

this has been bothering me all day
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>>148112173
Don't fret if you end up being level 0, you can still get some bullshit meme ability like >>148111723 or shiageluck.
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So I was being rough to a girl who owed me a couple of things when this spiky haired boy punched me in the face and knocked me out. Now he's all I think about. Why?
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Konichiwa, I am a transfer student from Eastern West Academy in the North, yoroshiku onegaishimasu.
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>>148112352
You don't have to use such official language. Show us your power!
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>>148112258
Brain damage.
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>>148112311
You've been baptized. Just you wait when that girl you were rough with falls for you.
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>>148112311
>Well, I guess I should grab some food.

This would probably actually be one of the thoughts floating around in Touma's mind if he saw this same scene now.
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This city is so unsafe and things can be pretty fucked up. I think we should move out from the town.
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Kashira kashira!

Local tomboy was seen wearing a short slutty skirt.
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I heard that the higher ups have some microspic network spying on us.
Thats really fucked up
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Where do I go to buy a maid?
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>>148112986
microspics? What the fuck are mexicans doing in Japan of all places? They're the worst people to pick as spies since they won't fit in.
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>>148113213
Go to the Ryouran Maid School, I'm sure they can help.
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>>148113239
That reminds me, I saw Unabara Mitsuki eating mexican food while he was spying on Misaka Mikoto
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Hey guys, did you know they sell figurines of that terrorist chick? I saw a dude with one in the supermarket.
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>>148113604
I might've seen that guy, and his figurine, too. He was fucking talking to it, and he was making it move and talk somehow.
That guy is seriously an amazing ventriloquist; she looked fucking real.
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Found this in an alley
Wat do?
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>>148113716
Take her home and have her eat all the eggs.
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>>148113716
T-tell me where's that alley, please!
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>>148113239
These are MICROspics- Mexicans too small to see with the naked eye. If I were you I'd test my blood for teeny little hispanics.
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>>148105840
IT WASNT IN THE PANEL!!
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Sorry to break your roleplaying but shouldn't we be getting magazine pics of NT17 soon? Like maybe even tonight soon?
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>>148113716
She looks like a foreigne...uwaah, I'm so jealous of you anon~.
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>>148106073
she's fuking hot.
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Who's the chillest Anti-skill officer you've met?
A lot of them act like they have a stick up their ass but there's some cool ones.
I saw her skateboarding the other day while blasting dirty music.
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>>148107866
M-Misaka suggest that you become a Misaka..
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>>148113824
Probably tomorrow
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>>148114046
Yeah I figured it up. It will be sometime between "before this time tomorrow" and "this time Friday morning"
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If you have imoutos in need of level boosts you know where to send them.
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Have you heard what they say about #1?
Someone told me he kidnapped a little girl by taking her to Russia but then decided to come back and somehow threatened Academy City to let him live with her.
I never thought the #1 had that kind of taste.
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>>148114375
I've heard all kinds of nasty rumors about the #1. Some of them don't even sound possible. I wonder how much of it is true, the truth twisted, or outright lies? I bet the guy just wants to be left alone
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>>148114375
I saw him with a little girl once actually. She seemed as if she was bothering him, but he did everything she said somehow. I was surprised he didn't killed her.
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>>148105840
I looked up into the sky one day after a sudden EMP fried all electronics in the city and saw this shit.

Everything was fine a few minutes later and literally no one in the entire city seemed to care. Am I crazy or is there something seriously wrong with this place?
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>>148114837
There would be something wrong if people were upset. Stuff like that happens all the time and we'd never accomplish anything if we had to stop and go bananas for each one.
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>>148114906
>>148114837
"Its 2 fucking AM and I can't get a decent night of sleep, last time a building got into a fire and now there's a giant fucking plasma ball in the sky"
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Now I am not really close to the #3 (Railgun or whatever she calls herself to look cool) so its not like I couldn't be mistaken but is it just me or am I seeing girls that kinda look like her everywhere? Eh, it's not like her looks are super unique. N-no I'm not calling her ugly! M-maybe I just have a crush or something...
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>>148115076
Oh great, another fanboy of the Railgun. Why does everyone care about that little girl so much? There's a much better looking electromaster at the University but since she's not Level 5 no one cares.
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>>148115242
Because Academy City keeps plastering her face in advertisements and events that if you send your kid to AC he or she could be a superpowerful teenager like Misaka Mikoto. Basically, she's the mascot. The Pikachu of Academy City
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№ 3 has been hanging out with some Level 0 fuckwad, anybody know something about that guy?
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>>148115355
He beat the Number 1, and is under the protection from the Big Cheese in the Windowless Building himself, also living with his waifus in an all-male dorm.

Some say he used to hang out with the Number 5.
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>>148107037
Yeah, it was always there.
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>>148115432
But now it's gone after it miraculously flew off into space? Maybe? Anyway, it's gone now. Ain't that a bummer?
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Have you guys been keeping up with BLAU's latest cards? The one he did with the #4 was absolutely fantastic.
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>>148115355
Levels 5 all were called at some point to kill him for some reason, but only number 1 and number 3 answered. Sounds fishy if you ask, number 1 even followed orders for once and he didn't actually kill him.
I think that level 0 might be some kind of big shot in society, he also has been seen with a nun and some kind of robot fairy on his daily life.
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>>148115481
#5 will always be my go-to girl, especially those rare cards when she was younger.
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Sometimes i deliberately injure myself so i can go to the hospital and see the cute nurses.
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Why are most Porn Indian Pokers about the #3 and some spiky haired guy?
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Leave Misaka Mikoto alone you jealous idiots. She doesn't want all that fame! Let me tell you a story about her. I was just about to transfer schools and had to pay for a new apartment.i was gonna get paid tomorrow so I thought I'd grab a bite to eat at a restaurant and get groceries tomorrow. I didn't realize my bank account was so low. I'm not a useless layabout that tries to dine and dash. Long story short I very nearly got embarrassed and thrown out. Turns out Misaka Mikoto herself was there and paid for my food! She talked with me for only a moment and didn't stick around. She wouldn't trade emails with me or let me pay her back the next day. I'll never forget how alone the girl seemed. I'm sure she's tired of all her fame. So leave her alone!
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I found a vampire. It was the #1 all along!
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>>148115555
>love for the #5
>Get 4 5s
Well fuck.
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>>148115691
Vampires are mythical creatures that don't exist, like fairies or muslims.
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>There people that actually believe in Magic
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>>148113716
Whoa, someone teepee'd her
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>>148113716
Too old, leave her alone.
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>>148115888
Maybe magic is what people think esper abilities are. Think about it. Shooting fireballs or lightening would look impressive to someone who couldn't do it or hasn't seen it before. How much do we even know about our powers anyways
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>>148115427
>He beat the Number 1

Yeah, and my mum can fly.
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>>148107396
even if he stopped the colony it would still fall on him
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>>148116075
>her mum doesn't have the Flight esper ability
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Did someone else see that fuckhuge gray orc walking around? I wonder how did that thing work.
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Girlfriend has telepathy and now all she does is stare at me. It creeps me out the way she talks to herself. Please help. Anyone? Help! I've tried to explain this to anti-skll and they just go "awww" while she OH HI SWEETIE EVERYTHING IS FINE
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>>148116454
Think in lewd thing
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>>148116570
This. Mentally undress her; look at her cheekbones, her hips, her nape, her cute midriff when while clothing herself.. Her reaction might be interesting.
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>>148116648
She probably wants to fuck
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Hey Guys, recently started the Program. However I feel like I have a pretty serious problem, Whenever I pray for some reason it feels like my organs are burning, It started just after my first session. Does anybody know why this is? Inb4 God hates me
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>>148116972
>Believing in god
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>>148116972
Should have had your parents ship you off to AC when you were much younger and your mind was much more flexible.
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>>148116765
Win/Win
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I hope Misaka is ok, last time I saw her she had a bunch of weapons attached to her
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>>148116972
>Implying Praying = Magic
>Implying magic is real
You just eat a too spicy curry.
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Can we get some NT17 info hype?

>inb4 a bunch of "baaaw baaaw it'll be fucking nothing, no one cares" replies
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>>148117221
It'll be fucking nothing, no one cares.
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>>148117267
Nice copypasta tier reply
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>>148117288
baaaw baaaw
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>>148117306
The copypasta replies continue
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>>148117221
>Yuiitsu sends bitches to get Touma but he breaks their illusions and they join him
>Some Aleister and Mikoto fuckery in the between the lines
>Touma meets with Aleister
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>>148117332
Nice copypasta tier reply
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>>148110442
I cry every time.
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>>148117345
You forget:
>all this happens at the end of the volume
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>>148117221
Aleister gives Mikoto dating advice but steps in a puddle
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>>148117345
This would be pretty awesome. If Aleister truly is the final boss I'd say Touma should meet with and maybe even fight him before the final fight.
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>>148117423
I know the "steps in a puddle/fights Mikoto near a body of water or building with iron" is a joke but consider this:

Would someone as powerful as Aleister give a shit if Mikoto had an advantage? Mikoto is a fly to him. He could be soaking wet, near a pool that has iron beams everywhere and still not give a singular fuck about what Mikoto could do to him
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>>148117423
Mie and Bunny fuse
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We don't even know if Aleister can be fought. Does he have a body? Is he all the way out of his tube? The only way to stop him may be IB/kill him
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>>148117862
HC is the key to defeating him.
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>>148117862
>yfw the Aleister in the tube is really just a floating brain that still has powers and can project multiple bodies
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>>148117914
HC definitely has the info on exactly what's up with Aleister's body and how to cease its function
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>>148105840
If /a/ was /a/cademy city who would the Level 5 Shitposters be?
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>>148117951
>Aleister is floating upside down inside his tube
>Plot twist
>It's not that Aleister is upside down, but the whole universe is downside up.
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Yuuitsu will be killed by someone she fucks with and WR (and thus Kamisato's return) is lost forever.
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>>148118123
>this will literally happen
God damn it, Kamachi.
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I think I saw the #1 dress up like this the other day. Is it wrong to be attracted to her- I mean him?
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>>148118160
>inb4 Touma saves another female villian except this time he outright fucks over someone

>Toumafags will still defend him as being right and shit on the person he fucked over if they get angry and turn on him
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>>148113749
Why are you doing this to her you monster
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>>148118109
Anonymous.
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>>148115738
Or mages
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Kamikoto a shit
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Soon
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>>148120859
>bumping this hard
OP please
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>Touma isn't growing facial hair

Come on, he's a high school student.
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Kamikoto a best
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>>148118303
>Misaka older sister making #1 dress like a girl.
I am calling Social Services, their daughter shouldn't grow in a home like that
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>>148115076
I bumped into her once and she was a fucking bitch. Then a few days later I bumped into her again and she was nice and polite, though she spoke like a little kid. And she was wearing some goofy goggles on her head, maybe that's what turns her from a turbobitch into a nice gal.
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>>148120912
Index wants him to shave often so she can bite him on his chin.
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>>148120912
Ever meet an Asian before, anon? They really aren't made for growing facial hair.
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>>148120923
You're never ever getting the garbage ship you want, just so you know.
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>>148121851
t. that crazy nun
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Shipper cancer getting BTFO and their dreams crushed to peices will be so satisfying.
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>>148121890
>Index knowing how to operate any device with the Internet
>Index going to a website like this even if she did learn how to access the Internet

Cute try. But you fail
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>>148121935
Calm down anon, you've proved all this time that you're a shipperfag and you feel threatened by other ships. Nobody's hurting you now.
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>>148122090
t insecure shipperfag afraid of the truth and projecting his shitty, inferior feelings on to others
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I hope we get magazine pics of NT17 info later tonight/in the morning
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>>148122165
t. another more insecure shipperfag being exposed and wanting back to his own fantasy world where other ships doesn't exist
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Guys this little girl is showing off her legs and giving me looks, am I about to be arrested on a TV show or something? I'm worried.
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>tfw level one and everything reported in this thread never happens to me
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I wanna meet the director of the board someday!
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>>148122377
>Anyone who doesn't like my shipping retardation MUST have a ship of their own!
>Y-yes that's it, other shippers are trying to shit on my beautiful perfect ship!

>T-there's no way anyone could actually hate my faggotry because it's faggotry! It's othergirlfags!!! Gotta be it!

Whatever makes you feel better shiptard
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>>148122439
Lv 4 here and take it from me you really really don't, considering the rest of theach board is a pack of assholes, I imagine the chair is the worst.
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>>148122394
>yfw I'm a Level 1 John Hancock
>yfw my ability is to have really good penmanship
Life is suffering
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If I were invincible I'd run against accelerator as method of nearly instantanious travelling.
Thoughts?
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I heard the 4th Level 5 is a scrub and lost to some Level 0 twice in a row
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>>148122380

The number 1 cause of pedophilia in Academy City is sexy children.
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I'm level 4. How can you be any level lower than 4, it's so easy.
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>>148122747
Fuck you mate, I'm stuck on level 3 for years now and I'm fully convinced this shit is rigged from the time you begin the program.
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Did you guys heard the news?
Tokiwadai got destroyed, those bitchy ojous had it coming wwww
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>>148122517
You always do this, anon. Aren't you tired of it? if you don't care about shipping at all why do you take these subjects so seriously. Remember breathing in and out before typing.
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I could've sworn I saw a girl's panties this morning
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>>148122823
You don't understand, none of you understand. The walls weren't there to keep us out, it was to keep those thirsty devils *in*.
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>>148123000
Now all of the school boys are going to be dehydrated for a very different reason
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>>148122920
Me too
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Where were you when the city got attacked by Kaijus?
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>>148111723
I will break that illusion of anon getting a girlfriend with my fist.
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>>148123305
Don't worry, there was some guy going around asking if people wished for a new world. We can find peace there.
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>>148123245
>he's not chilling with the best Lv 5 and punching out kaiju while being superheroes
>he probably can't even into guts
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>>148123245
I was going to pick up my sister at her elementary school and saw something like a huge beetle beating the fuck out of the kaijuu. Did I imagine things because of the heat?
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So I just heard the weirdest rumor. Apparently the number 2 was talking about he's a blue blooded noble. What a strange guy.
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>>148123597
My friend saw him put a picture of a girl with flowers on her head in his pocket embarrassingly. I think I've actually seen that girl around a few times.
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Someone keeps leaving tank shells by my dorm door, who is it?
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>>148123597
The number 2 has been insane for a long as time, the number 1 is a murderous twit, the numbers 3 and 4 are complete assholes, the number 5 is a control freak.
seriously why are most of the Lv 5's such assholes? Number 6 and 7 are cool though.
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I saw a spiky haired guy punching the fuck out of a 1.9 grown man with piercings and red hair, then a lewdly clothed girl with a ponytail came to rescue him.
It would suck to be him, I think he was a Pyromancer
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>>148123758
Oh don't duck with him, even the number one stays out of his path,might be one of the so called hidden Lv 5's
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>>148123758
I think I saw that red haired guy making some little girl with pink hair cry because of his smoking a while back. What a fucking punk, he deserved getting his ass kicked.
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>>148123758
I remember seeing a spike haired guy giving a bike ride to the #3 last week. Could it be the same guy? What the fuck is he?
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>>148123758
I hear he punched a poor innocent nun in the face too. What a jerk.
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>>148105840
Guys I was at the Walkure concert yesterday! I'm seriously fucking considering joining the Air force and trying to get into Delta Squadron just to get close to Freyja
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MISAKA A SHIT
A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>148124998
Kamikoto fucked her over
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>>148124998
Misaka a best
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Why does this city consist of nothing but dark alleys and windmills?
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>>148125253
It's some kind of conspiracy. The windmills are moved by electricity, how is that even allowed?
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>>148125133
>Mikoto prince carrying Touma
I was waiting for this since NT15. Thank you nips
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>>148125133
Your tears when she gets BTFO will be delicious
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Remove Mikotofag cancer
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>>148125319
Now I hope for Aleister "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" doujin
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The red-haired youth with a barcode tattooed on his right cheek frowned down at his sooty hands, entwined together on his lap because they had nothing else to hold. A worn cloak and scuffed pair of boots was all he bore, sitting on a park bench and watching moths flutter around the flickering streetlight. It was two in the morning, EST.
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>>148125412
A reader of a certain long-running light novel series in Japan would have taken him for an eccentric, but exceptionally faithful, cosplayer of a neglected secondary character in the ever-growing cast. Never would they guess that the youth was in fact Stiyl Magnus himself, manifested in the three-dimensional world by dint of the fans’ passion and hopes and frustrations toward their continued deprivation of season 3 of the anime. How Stiyl knew this could not be explained; he only knew, and was all the more depressed for his inexplicable knowledge of an ultimately unimportant fact. What was important, at least on a superficial scale, was his present location: a certain impoverished suburban wasteland in a certain city in New York state.
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>>148125450
Stiyl wondered where in the world the other characters had appeared. Where had dear Index gone? She would have fared better in Arabian lands, ironically, than a certain starry-eyed blonde with white gloves and thigh-high socks. Where was his arch-nemesis, the Japanese lad with untidy hair and (Stiyl admitted begrudgingly) a worthy set of morals? What of the girl who wore shorts under her skirt and made lightning dance on the palm of her hand? And the character whose company he needed most in this hour, a Saint kind of heart and sharp of blade, whom he owed a hundred lives’ debt – where was Kanzaki?
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>>148125497
Lost in thought, Stiyl sat on the park bench looking quite forlorn until presently he became aware of a child crying. The crying echoed through the night air and bestowed the flickering orange light with an extraordinary desolation. Without thinking, Stiyl rose and walked toward the sobbing until he came upon a grubby young boy standing alone, hiccuping and gulping and taking no notice of the tall stranger.
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>>148125412
Styil, can you translate this? at least a small part of it.
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>>148125529
“Why are you crying, boy?” asked Stiyl softly.
The boy, who could not have been older than 10, peered up at him.
“Gram’s dead,” a tearful voice managed. “She just died an hour ago.”
Stiyl grasped the cross around his neck. “I am sorry for your loss. Shall I pray for her?”
The boy shook his head emphatically. “It’s not prayers she needs. She wanted a send-off. But I don’t have money for a funeral.”
Stiyl noticed the “I”. “Where are your parents?”
“I dunno. It was always just Gram and me living together.” The boy began to cry again.
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>>148125579
“Take me to your grandmother,” said Stiyl, suddenly feeling a vague yet fierce brand of courage.
The boy obeyed. What else could he do? He no longer cared what befell him; perhaps he wished to join his grandmother in death, and welcomed the tall stranger as a murderer or crackhead to deliver him from suffering. They walked quickly, silently, a block down the street riddled with potholes and weeds, and stopped in front of a trailer.
“Wait here,” said Stiyl, and he walked inside.
He emerged five minutes later and confirmed that the boy’s grandmother was indeed dead.
“What are we going to do?” said the boy.
The courage smoldering in Stiyl’s heart had become a steady flame.
“You’ll come with me,” he said to the boy. “I will raise you, and train you in magic. We may travel to England. Perhaps we will meet some of my friends. Come what may, you are going to be all right.
“But first, we will give your grandmother a send-off. Fetch whatever you need from the trailer, and then we’ll light the pyre.”
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>>148125535
Wait until the story is over anon
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>>148125535
>Outirght asking Touma and Mikoto if they're friends or lovers
Those magazines don't fuck around.
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>>148125642
The worn, well-shuffled deck of runes were tossed in the air by sooty hands, and as the cards fluttered down the red-haired youth summoned Innocentius. The boy watched as a roaring titan of flames incinerated the trailer along with his grandmother cleanly, utterly. The sparks and smoke were surprisingly contained as they rose to the sky. The cremation took only five minutes at most, but already distant sirens were approaching.
The boy no longer cried. His tears were dried by the inferno, but he also felt warm and safe and looked up at the cloaked stranger with trusting eyes. He had a new guardian now, and the spell that granted his grandmother’s final wish had also lit a protective fire, the fire of home and of the hearth, that would brighten his life forever.
He smiled at the stranger. “Who are you?”
For the first time since his manifestation, the red-haired youth smiled too.
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>>148124939
Do it anon!
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>>148125535
You'll have to ask js06 because half of those responses make no fucking sense
>Kamijou's answer to Q8
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>>148125535
Why do Touma and Mikoto talk so much compared to those two siblings above them? It's the same questions, even.
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>>148126002
guessing Mikoto going TsunTsun and touma just wonder what the hell is up with mikoto
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>>148125914
I guess we'll have to lure him here somehow. Quick, start posting Hime or Enbi, I'm not sure who his favorite Index girl is.
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>>148122631
You'd have to somehow build up serious speed first to get any kind of distance. But the thing is, if you are already moving really fast, why not just use that speed to travel to the place you want to go?
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>>148126002
They sound autistic as fuck too. Why did Kamachi even bother
>>148126083
Mikoto sort of spergs out while answering the question while Kamijou spouts technical bullshit
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>>148126170
>Mikoto sort of spergs out while answering the question while Kamijou spouts technical bullshit

So business as usual. Got it, thanks.
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>>148126134
If you're not sure just post Saiai. Everyone super loves her.
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>>148126134
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Is this magazine thing new or something a few months old someone's been sitting on a while
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>>148126220
I'll post Isabelle for the Saiai/Hime fuze then.
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What the fuck guys where did you get all the info about these people. Why there's a cosplayer mage tripfaggot? Who the fuck is Kamachi?

What the fuck.
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>>148126648
>He isn't part of the sekrit club
I bet you've never piloted a mecha suit either
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>>148126648
>He doesn't know about the multiverse theory
Get with the times man, you're waifu may be brought into our world soon and you'll miss out at this rate.
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>>148126506
If the magazine thing is new is it from this month's Dengeki magazine? If so NT17 info pic soon
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>>148126220
>Everyone super loves her
I super do
>>148126648
That's a trade secret, buddy
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>>148126793
You can't call it soon when you've been calling it soon for a couple weeks now, that's just silly.
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>>148126878
I don't know when that magazine pic they asked tripfag to translate is from but if it's from this month's Dengeki NT17 info is there too and will probably be posted soon

Also >you

I'm not always the one mentioning it
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>>148126878
Not him but it technically is soon this time. Boo Boo 3 comes out in 3 days, the preview will be out any time now and when the dengeki website updates with it, there should be a cover and longer synopsis for NT17.
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>>148126997
Fine then, you guys. Still feels odd to have you lot call it soon for a while even if it actually is this time.
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>>148127017
The magazine comes out this month so it'll be even sooner. As I said, if that question and answer thing is from the new Dengeki magazine and not from something else/a previous issue, we'll be getting the info very soon. Either way a magazine pic of the info is due within the next 48 hours
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Saten-san wants you to check these digits
Thank you for checking them
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Speaking of new stuff, I wonder if Kamachi is going to release any more ZW side stories or if he's saving them for a spinoff or something. That last one felt like it was leading into another story.
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>>148127361
Maybe next time, Saten.
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>>148127204
I want to read this

Does it have bestiality x Isekai theme?
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>>148127427
Feels more like /ss/, Boo Boo is pure and not for lewding.
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>>148127610
BooBoo a cute
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>>148110442
>Himegami
who?
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So who's gonna eat shit in NT17
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I can't wait till Mikoto gets BTFO and Touma ends up with Windex.
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>>148127922
Your options are:

>Death/become god end where no one wins
>Predictable and boring Index end
>Boring and forced Mikoto end
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>>148127922
>index
who?
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>>148127875
I have a bad feeling that Yuiitsu is gonna get her ass kicked for the third time in a row only to get away with everything again. Question is how it happens though, because unless Fran is god-like there's too much for them to handle alone.
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>>148126162
I don't really know how the number one works but I've recenetly heard that he can extend the effect of his barrier, or whatever you call that, acceleration (heh get it?) by a factor.
I.e. stuff coming in at a slow velocity leave with a higher velocity.
Though I have to admit I have yet to witness his abilities with my own eyes (I rather wouldn't)
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>>148127388
It's been almost a month since the last time he released anything on his website, I'm hoping for another SS soon. Js06 said that the end of the volume 2 of the zombie/vampire story pretty much confirmed a third one, so there's that too.
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>>148128159
Yeah, unless Fran is OP (which is possible) it'll have to be someone else that attacks and fucks Yuiitsu up. Lucky there are quite a few ways to drag someone capable of kicking Yuuitsu's ass
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>>148128241
Maybe Kamachi is planning on finishing up Zombie vs Vampire first, or maybe both that and he's planning a ZW spinoff.
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>>148126802
I super want to super fuck this 12 years old
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>>148127922
>Windex
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>>148127922
>Windex

Touma does seem like the type of guy who likes to clean.
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>>148114375
The number 1 is a complete monster. He's killed thousands of living, breathing people for his own personal gain. Even if he says he's changed, I doubt it.
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>>148115332
I am NOT a Pikachu!
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>>148114375
I saw the #1 with a hot, foreign blond teenager sometime ago. Damn that bastard thinking he can have all the girls just because he's powerful.
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>>148128324
My money is on Enshuu
Because she is cutest Kihara girl
CUTEST
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>>148130349
It's not like she has much competition.
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>>148130453
I just want a swimsuit illustration man
I have a feeling it'll be just as cute as it will be boner-inducing
That and the fact that she could maybe emulate Kamisoto's thought patterns well enough to use WR the next time they cut it from Yuuitsu so she can let him out of there
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>>148130598
>follows Touma's thought pattern again
>therefore she uses it to banish both Yuiitsu and WR itself at the same time
>Touma despair while his imouto thinks she did the right thing
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>>148130666
>Copies Touma's though patterns with an updated file
>PTSD Intensifies
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>>148130666
>this all happens just before her arm fucking blows off and bleeds to death

FUCK OFF SATAN
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>>148106073
This, Toaru Kagaku no Meltdowner by J.C. Staff when?
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>>148130821
Has JC Staff ever done a gore series?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfRqgX3SqDc
For those that haven't seen it.
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>>148130821
>have YET ANOTHER sisters arc but from Mugino's perspective

It don't matter
None of this matters
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>>148130987
>Still no Battle Royale.
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>>148105840
that's a nice city you have there
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>>148131039
Don't worry. Railgun's version will come in a flashback after this arc.
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>Final Battle is Touma punching Aleister at the top of the Windowless Building as it exits the orbit
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>>148131039
Yep. I'd want to kill every single person even remotely related to the production but that's exactly what I'd expect.
Fuck JC Staff
Fuck Miki
Fuck everyone that prevents this series from getting more animated content
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>>148131074
It's time to move on, anon. A week has passed and both Frenda and Rakko are dead.
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>>148131104
Nah
>He's about to punch out Aleister
>Laura blasts his ass out of existence from the other side of the globe with a spell made to specifically kill him
>Kamachi.exe- 'Raise your hands if you thought that Aleister was going to be the final boss!'
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>>148131188
>implying HC isn't the true final boss and Aiwass is on his side
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>>148130714
A Kihara with an unhinged Touma's thought pattern. Sweet jesus, considering what she did to Byouri and what we've seen of Touma's lethal methods, that has the potential to be completely horrifying. I like it, make it happen Kamachi.
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>>148130958

I like how Stiyl was apparently important enough to them to put in this.
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>>148131390
She would pretty much become awakened Enbi.
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>>148131642
>Arisa was there longer than Mikoto, Kuroko, Stiyl, or Touma
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>http://dengekibunko.jp/newreleases/978-4-04-892486-3/
>http://dengekibunko.jp/newreleases/978-4-04-892486-3/
>http://dengekibunko.jp/newreleases/978-4-04-892486-3/
IT'S HERE
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>274 posts
>76 posters
Sasuga raildexfags
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>>148132427
That's actually decent for a raildex thread, go back to contemplating your life as a sidelined character.
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>>148132463
>Hot girlfriend
>Lewd imouto
>Loyal AI mistress
>Earns a living driving kickass powered suits and motorcycles
I think he's doing pretty good all things considered even if the other girls don't seem intent on letting him knock up Rikou.
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>>148132132
Cover soon
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>>148130714
>Implying she wasn't on Touma's post-NT9 patterns already in NT15 and that's why she was locked up writing on walls.
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>>148132655
Kamisato's information network is really good for some reason. I wouldn't be surprised if Fran told Touma that they were considering breaking Enshuu out to use as a counter-measure against Yuiitsu, and that they should follow through on it.
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Is anybody reading Morning Star?
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>>148132132
>have to wait for cover
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Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
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>>148134040
Are you attempting to use resurrection magic on this thread?

Filthy magic user
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>>148132837
>Touma teaming up with the other Kihara's to take on Yuiitsu
I didn't even know I wanted this.
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>>148134040
Stop role playing, High Priest.
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>>148134040
go back to the basement fucking nerd
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>>148105840
A boy falls in love with a clone.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the clone's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the doppelganger, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Accel's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of VECTORS.
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What do you guys think about Kuroko? Do you guys like her?
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Fuck this thread.
Post cute best girl Othinus instead.
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>>148134358
Since you asked, I'll post cute best girl for you.
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>>148134252
She is okay, but will never eclipse the perfection of the cutest girl in existence (that's Mikoto and I reject all complaints that it is otherwise)
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>>148134358
>magic
Wew
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>>148134394
You posted the wrong image. Thankfully, I'm here to help you out.
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>>148134358
>post best girl
'kay
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>>148134494
Who let science fags out of their shitty phone posting thread?
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>>148134469
Mikoto is the best, but Kuroko is a shit. She's not even close to okay.
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This is the best girl! Enjoy her nerds.
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>>148134394
>>148134510
>>148134557
I know it must be hard for people with shit taste to read, but i said best girl Othinus.
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>>148134622
Othinus is the epitome of shit taste my friend. Here is the actual best girl.
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>>148134655
Is that death-chan?
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>>148134562
Liar! There's no science mobile Railgun thread!
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>>148134655
Is that Mie?
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>>148134689
Fuck the fuck off shitty science fag who don't know that 3 of the main characters in Index is from the science side.
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>>148134678
No, it's Mie-chan.
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>>148134733
That's sad when they're the only ones keeping it alive. Mikoto is more popular than Touma.
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If only I could have a harem of Estelle, Drills-chan, and Rakko. I'd be happy for eternity.
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>>148128557
what did he mean by this?
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>>148134565
To be honest, I'm torn on Kuroko. I do find her annoying, but somehow she endears herself to me from time to time.
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No one would be evil enough to brainwash people through Indian Poker, right?

I mean, the ability to implant skills is no different from the ability to twist your personal logic against you. I fear the possibility of using a card that can lock me out of my own esper power.
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>>148134106
Seeing the two extreme forms of, "do whatever the fuck you want shall be the whole of the Law" trying to work together and accomplish something would be great.
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>>148134358
>>148134622
But the thread was alright. Here, have an Othinus, so stop.
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>>148105840
What % of the students have engaged in dormitory sex?
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>>148135072
Are you kidding me?
This thread is straight garbage homie.
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>>148135119
Why
it was better than previous threads, much better.
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>>148134825
Greedy bastard, just how many pure girls do you intend to corrupt?
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>>148135100
Guaranteed to be in excess of at least 90%.
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>>148135232
Soon to be 95% with the destroyed Tokiwadai.
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>>148135100

Literally all of the female students have. All of them have engaged in both heterosexual content as well as homosexual content.

Only about 5% of the male students have engaged in heterosexual content in dorms. About 67% of the male students have done homosexual content in dorms who have never engaged in sexual content with female peers. The entirety of the 5% of male students who have engaged in heterosexual content in dorms have also engaged in homosexual content in dorms. This includes fellatio, analingus, assisted masturbation, unintentional ball touching, intentional ball touching, cock-kissing, cockdocking, and straight up butt sex. Most of these encounters result from higher level students bullying lower level or level 0 students. Most often the higher level students will force the lower level boys to dress up like Misaka Mikoto, which is the easiest of the level 5s for boys to pretend to be because of her small chest and short hair. Hence her popularity. Boys across the city are sucking dick pretending to be Misaka.

The boys of Academy City are super horny.
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>>148135502
It's time to ease off the indian poker buddy.
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>>148135502
Did you suddenly turn into a man, Kuroko?
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>>148135284
Touma should give up on high school and focus on becoming some Tokiwadai Ojou-sama's trophy wife. It is the only way he will be able to support himself unless Birdway grabs him.
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>>148135284
Not if all the ojous focus solely on Touma
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>>148112311
me
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>>148132132
I say Aleister and Touma will be on the cover
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>>148135691
Birdway is his little sister you creep.
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>>148135771
>yfw it's a completely new character again
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>>148125535
I think Kamachi was drunk when he wrote this: http://pastebin.com/dxpkDc18
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>>148135920
Is Mikoto having a short circuit?
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>>148135920
What the fuck was 80% of that?
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>>148119425
oh shit kuroko falls for touma? brb kms
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>>148135920
So Kamijou was aliens?
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>>148135920
Ayy Lmao, for fucks sake Kamachi you've been getting crazier lately.
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>>148135920
Mikoto is such a sperg, it's adorable.

Mikoto confirmed for winning the toumabowl
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>>148135920
Touma/Fran alien alliance fucking confirmed!
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>>148135920
>tfw Touma got bodysnatched by an ayylium at some point

Lovecraftian-horror battle with Aleister fucking when?
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>>148135920
>the one time Misaka decides to confess Touma gets kidnapped by ayy lmaos
My sides.
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>>148136072
>Mikoto confirmed for winning the alienbowl

FTFY
She's about to get some deep, deep probing if you get what I mean
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>>148135920
>I-I'll confess. Gulp. You can tell just by looking at this bag.
W-what's in the bag?
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>>148136072
>mikotoshit actually thinks this
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>>148135920
Geez, Kamachi. If you don't like those magazine bonus, just say it.
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>>148135920
Sasuga Mikoto-chan

>the last part
Kek
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>>148136098
>That's the reason Fran sided with him
Oh fuck, Kamachi is onto something.
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>>148136218
Just some tools
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>>148136218

A pair of her shorts.
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>>148136098
Probably just used a double. Pretty sure any parasite trying to get into Touma's freak show of a body would nope the fuck out quick.
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>>148136218
Mikoto was the alien all along
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>>148136329
>parasite tries to get into Touma's body
>meets the dragons
>"Fuck off, nigger, we came here first"
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Can anyone say where that magazine interview is from? Dengeki? Dengeki Diaoh? Is it this month's or last month's?
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Magic is actually Ancient Aliens.
Aiwass is an alien Magic God.
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>>148136274
"Tools"?
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>>148135920
>Dengeki gives Kamachi the questions and asks him for some cute Kamikoto answers
>He sends them this
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>>148136258
>Aleister goes after Touma likehim and Yuuitsu discussed
>in the middle of the fight, Touma's body rips apart and Cthulhu comes out
>it can still use IB
>I͠'̹͔̝l̞͎̼̲̪̹͠ḷ ̗͈͔͞d̴e͔̺ş͕̞̜̞t̸̫͔͖r̨̳̻͚̱̰̭o͏̯̙̱̼̥y͇̣͈ͅ ̛̜t͏̝͖̙̻̗h̬̠͢a̸̗̞͕̭̜̙͎ț͕ ̣i͈̲͕̯ͅl̰͇̟̱̜͕̮l̥͎̪̖u̷̫̠̹͉̖s̟̜͈͙̲͖i͍̭͍̪͕͙͎o̜͖͓̭̻n̦̼!̡̭
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I should get myself to transfer to branch #177 and do missions with Kuroko
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>>148135920
>(Pshhh) Piharu poharu pau pau myurui puhyurupi munyuru manyu-manyu mohira pihyu-pihu porape amunya norupe (click).
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>>148135920
Kamachi was abducted
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>>148136329
>oh sweet, free body
>wait, I can't tear reality with this stupid childproofing lock he's got on his right hand why the fuck is that even- fuck it
>let me just get it off- FUCK THERE'S GODDAMN SNAKES EVERYWHERE OH FUCK THIS I'LL GET A NEW BODY
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>>148136467
Kamachi doesn't give a fuck anymore.
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>>148134358
>actually believing in magic
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>While Mikoto and Not Touma are having this stupid little interview, Touma is on some spaceship somewhere in space interacting with extraterrestrial life and he's correcting it.
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>>148136635
Beautiful, isn't it?
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>>148135920
>Swimsuits really are amazing! She doesn't look at all like the girl I usually see. But where did this all come from all of a sudden? Well, if I can see a rare sight like this, I guess I can do her a favor or two. Ah ha ha!

I would do it too.
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>>148134602
I wanna send her lewd thoughts
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>>148136663
That's why I love him.
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>>148135920
Fran end confirmed, pack your bags gents we're done here.
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>>148136225
Are you kidding? Look at those answers. He clearly having a lot of fun doing it. I mean, fuck, that is the kind of crazyass shit I wish I can send to a magazine for a bonus. Shit is amazing that it didn't get refused and needs to be redone.
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Guys, I saw this cute girl before but I haven't seen her for months.

I wonder where she is...
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>>148136431

Hot.
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>>148135920
Touma should drop the pretense and tell Mikoto to fuck off so he can go back to his headcrab waifu.
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>>148136776
>Shit is amazing that it didn't get refused and needs to be redone.
That's why we keep saying there are things Kamachi gets away with only because he's Kamachi.
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>>148136665
>She doesn't look at all like the girl I usually see
>usually

Long term extraterrestrial observation of Bill Cosby confirmed

>>148136684
I would give a lung or a testicle for that man
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>>148136542
What are the odds that Kamachi created an entire alien language just for this joke?
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>>148136809
Thats not really Touma anon
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>>148136819
Like 78% positive that he did
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>>148136803
Seriously, one of the biggest reasons I want S3 is for the flood of doujins to come in.
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>Touma punches Aleister in space at the top of Windowless Building
>He cant go back Earth and aliens find him
>An Aliens takes his place and goes to the beach with Mikoto
Kamachi just spoiled the ending folks
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>>148136849
And somewhere on Miki's desk is a manuscript that contains this alien language sent in several months ago.
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>>148136908
Oh god, that would be amazing. Christmas comes along and everyone expects some winter-time flag raising only for him to be abducted to save the alien version of Santa, and he comes back the day after Valentine's Day.
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>>148135920
>I-I'll confess. Gulp. You can tell just by looking at this bad, I did it all for that idiot...yes, for that idiot. Pant, pant.
Fucking cute as fuck.
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>>148136787
I've been hanging around at Joseph's just to see her but she hasn't appeared for months
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>>148137021
Mikoto it's just that kind of dedicated girl you can't find anywhere.
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>>148135920
>We’re here to bury you-know-what!! Oh, honestly. Again, cut that part!
What were they going to bury?
The alien?
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>>148136938
>Miki's face when coming in to work and seeing a 250 page document on the new language kamachi.exe made up with a 300 page dissertation on how he had made it

It would be cool as fuck but I bet he has to sift through a fuckton of Kamachi's crazy bullshit on a daily basis so I can't say I blame him if that was all just condensed into that one line
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>>148137264
>Kamachi wrote "it bothers me" based on a rant Miki had after he brought in manuscripts for three new series.
Maybe that's why he won't give us S3. Maybe he just wants to be free.
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>>148137330
Wait, for real? Doesn't surprise me but it's still pretty funny.
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>>148137243
Touma
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>>148137112
I've been yearning to talk to her out but I'm afraid that onee-san will cut me in half, she's the fourth ranking level 5 after all.
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>>148137201
Mikoto annoys me sometimes but I can't say I hate how ride or die she is. While everybody else is freaking out and trying to figure out what happened after Touma gets abducted by aliens, Mikoto is already filling her tote bag and thinking up ways to get on the mothership.
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>>148137362
It was a joke.
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>>148137390
But then lately I've come to know that she works for the dark side of the academy city, how could such a cute girl end up like that? I just wanted to help her fix her future
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>>148137535
She's dead, jim.
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>>148137558
You're dead.
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Would aliens want to fuck Misaka though
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>>148137598
Show me the body.
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"FUCKING MAGES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY REEEEEEEEEEEEE" Mistake screams in a hysterical tone while dipping her tendies in honey mustard.
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>>148137535
I've been entirely focused lately on my studies in order to be stronger and recently, I've reached Level 3. I'll do anything to become stronger and when that time comes, I'll drag Frenda out from the dark side of the academy city even if it means I'll have to fight my way through!
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>>148137719
No, I doubt they would want to try any sort of cross-species procreating
But some anal probing on the other hand...
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Saten, stop shitposting on /x/
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>>148137733
Go to sleep you fake #6
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Hmm I've never posted on one of these messageboard things the kids like, but there's this one fellow who keeps showing up at my hospital, almost dead each time. I have to fix him up good, you kids should be careful, it's dangerous out there!
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____ __ _______ _______ _____
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>>148137858
Thanks doc.
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>>148135920
>>148125535
>beach interview
From what Dengeki event was this?
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>>148137905
Why do you have my squadmate's middle school picture?
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>>148137858
Stop shitposting and get back to work Heaven Canceller
I get becoming lazy since you have a steady form of pay in that guy but don't you have better things to do?
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>>148137733
I'll stand by Frenda's side for the rest of my life protecting that fragile smile. I'll be the one that will make her whole again.
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>>148135920
>meanwhile Touma screams "AAAAAAAARGH MISAKA HELP" from a certain mothership
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I tried hacking Academy City's databanks but this guy calling himself "the goalkeeper" blocked my way through
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Anons, have you heard about that rumour about Season 3 announcement soon?
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>there are people in this thread who aren't following their dreams and becoming a cute girl
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>>148138073
T-there's not really a reason to believe those.
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>>148137719
If they won't, I would be happy to
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>>148138022
>make her whole again
That wasn't half bad
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>>148135920
I don't understand.
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Does anybody know where that short-haired girl with a flower headband lives?
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>>148138046
I wonder how they'll translate that in languages which have gendered nouns. "Goalkeeper" in English isn't gendered, and it can refer to both a male and a female goalkeeper (they're dominantly male, but still..).
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>>148105840
I'm failing all of you because one of you forgot to put a staple on the top corner of one of their reports
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How do you level up faster?
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All of you fuck off and don't touch my loli
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>>148137719
Yes, they are attracted to her smell of ozone and her magnetic personality.
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>>148138227
It was me
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>>148138258
>eat proper, nutricious food
>train your body (yes, esper powers may invalidate the need for that, but the goal isn't the muscles)
>go to sleep early
>hydrate yourself
>don't spend your time secluded; go and meet like-minded people
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>>148138090
I am using Indian Poker to follow my dreams of fucking that girl in your image constantly.
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>>148138258
Refine your Personal Reality, aka become more autistic.
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>>148138384
Does Rensa even have the necessary parts?
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Why isn't Indian Poker more of a big deal?
Why aren't other countries trying to get some of it?
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>>148138274
What the fuck Accel?
Why haven't you been spamming like you used to?
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>>148138411
>>148138411
In my dreams they do.
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>>148135920
Let me know if I am wrong

Mikoto invited real Touma to go to a beach, but at some point Mikoto sees an ovni before the interview and with that we can assume Touma was kidnaped by aliens. And the whole interview was made by Mikoto and alien fake Touma until Mikoto realized that he wasn't the real one and goes to beat the crap out of those aliens to rescue him.

did I miss something?
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>>148138426
Because I heard that cunt Level 3 convinced the creator to stop making them, something about evil robots looking for souls or shit.
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>>148138464
What the fuck is an ovni?
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>>148138464
No, you got it.
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>>148138513
an UFO
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>>148138464
Actually it seems as though the two are being interviewed separately
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>>148138513
I mean an UFO
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>>148138513
A yovra NM in Abyssea Konschat. Also the French term for UFO according to google.
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