You have just saved an elf. What are you going to do with her?

Firewood.

>"elf"
>dark hair
>hime cut
What is this abomination

>>147831735
Ear surgery

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>Get her to my shack
>Let her stay there if she wants unitl she gets her shit together
>Make sure my crotch armor is locked up tight all the time.

I don't even get the point in these threads if it's asking "will you fuck ___"

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Let her join my party, so we can kill disgusting non-humanoids together.

Elf or not, they appear more human than monsters, so until all the monsters lay dead, they aren't a priority for extermination.

>>147831735
Can she
>cast magic
>heal
>hunt
>repair armor
>gather water
>tell us about the land
>do anything more than make barely on topic threads on /a/
If she can't do at least 3 of those then we drop her off at the next town.

Clean her ears.

>>147831735
Is this porn

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>>147831735
get angry

>>147831735
Help her heal and ask her about her story. If I help her out there could be a reward.

>>147831735
>google image search
>cartoon

What the fuck? Is it just me or the search is total shit these days?

>>147831735
Kiss n' grope

>>147831735
Charge her for the legal service I have rendered to her.

>>147831735
raep

Pray to god for redemption/kill myself

>>147831735
>what anime
>narutu

Wut

>>147831735
goblin slayer?

>>147831735
more chapters when?

i need more qt black-haired hime cut elves

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>>147831735
>tfw playing DnD campaign.
>tfw I became lost as fuck in the Old District of the city trying to look for some guy while the other party members screw around.
>tfw I just want instructions and get spit on by some women, and almost mugged.
>tfw I try to get instructions again and run into an Aryan elf: blonde hair, pale skin, blue eyes.
>tfw I drop all my spaghetti trying to convince her to help me out.
>tfw she's about to walk away. So I go after her.
>tfw she's about to call the guards, but Nat 20 on roll.
>tfw she gives me a tour and I help her get back money from a merchant.
>tfw her father is a General and the Superintendent of the Military Academy and he backhands me like a bitch before leaving with her...
>tfw its all to be continued...

Fuck me and these elves.

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>>147831770
The type of abomination just right for me.

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>save an elf girl
>she wants to thank me for that
>grab her long ears like a bike handlebar
>start making motorcycle sounds with my mouth while I twist her ears

But that never will happen...

>Isekai Lawyer Story
>Fantasy World implement Japan Justice System because the country is 'peaceful' so its Justice System it is the 'best' in the world

Why is this allowed?

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>>147831735
What do you think

>>147831735

make her eat the eggs

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>>147832092
this

marry & impregnate

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>>147832030

>>147831735
Nothing Elfs are disgusting i probably wouldn't have even saved it in the first place

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THIS IS THE SECOND ELF THREAD

ELVES ARE NOT /a/ RELATED

EVERY ELF THREAD ON THIS BOARD IS A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT AND MEMES

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>>147831735
Trade her for human female barbarian. I need someone to be a competent melee type while I use my wizard powers.

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>>147831735
She doesn't look dark enough for my tastes.

>>147832275
>not having an agile Elven thief
Make/Rogue > Mage/Warrior

>>147832001
I fucking hope not.

>>147831964
Honestly, that's all I get too.

>>147832275
>>147832423
You know that elves usually are proficient with swords and their stats doesn't really stop them from being good warriors?

>>147831964
Dunno, cant find shit

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>>147831735
If she is a virgin, i ask her to marry me. If she refuse, i rape her until she is addicted to my cock and then marry her. Also if she accept. We'll make a great battlemage/heaing archer adventurer team with great banter due to the relationship started through rape, fun.

If she is not, i probably just ignore her since she obviously is only worth reputation points with her clan, i don't have time to talk to every fucking NPCs while doing [Current Quest].

>>147832054
how was their justice system anyway? knowing the nips it must be retardedly backwards

>>147832581
It's an elf, why are you worried if she's a virgin or not? She's probably been raped by orcs before you rescued her.

>>147832636
Tell me about one non-hentai elf that has been raped by orcs. I can think of elves being raped by something similar, but that manga is basically porn anyway.

>>147832636
Non-virgin elves are basically worthless, that's why.

>>147832636
It's setting-dependant.
Since the OP can only happen in a VR, i'd obviously choose the one where elves are naturally chaste and pure, and have a natural talent for healing and archery ( because i need a minion with those skills ).

>>147832723
Also this, though it applies to all women, not just elves.

>>147832738
Makes sense. I'd feel personally feel bad when it dies though, were I in your shoes.

>>147831932
Fuck off Subaru

>>147832846
Fuck that shit, i'll not only protect her with my life but i'll always carry an enchanted spiked dildo to resurrect her.
The enchantment would only work if it actually can penetrate an orifice though, so she could still die due to desintegration, gotta need an element of danger or it's no fun.

>he doesn't have spiked dildos of resurrection in his setting
Haha, i pity you.

>>147833032
Every thread until you like it.

>>147833002
Get your magical realm out of here you cad.

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>>147833040

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>>147831964
>>147831992

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>>147831735
Clothe, Feed and treat her well in general then marry her.

>>147831735
Marry her so I don't have to be alone anymore.

>>147833002
I was going to seriously reply back until I started reading about that dildo. I'm fine with non-virgins, but I'm still wondering what the fuck is wrong with you.

>>147831735
Source on this? Nothing on Google or iqdb's alternates.

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>>147833096
>those disgusting ears
Why does this guy have so bad taste?

>>147833179
Tenkousei JK Elf

Get her to teach me magic.

>>147833107
Why wouldn't a ring or wand of resurrection work on a pile of ash ? Bullshit hand-wavy explanation, that's why.

At least my spiked dildo have a very clear reason : need penetration.

>>147831735
>>147833096
>himecut elf
MUH
U
H

>>147833179
Try reading the thread, then googling "Elf" and key terms. There's at least one pissed off person that knows what he's talking about, and sticks out like a sore thumb.

>>147831735
Make her my wife and have lots of half-elf babies.

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Post cute elves.

>>147833331
>>>/e/
>>>/c/
Also you posted armor from a VN.

>>147831735
There's only one reason I will save a callaquendi whore, and that's so I can safely return her to her kin in the woodlands because it's not save for her in the orcsteppes of the east and slowly overcoming our differences until we fall in true love along our perilous and exhausting travels.

>>147833096
How did you find it? Or did you already know what it was from?

>>147832628
Ever play Ace Attorney? It's like that.

Prosecutors and judges are usually buddy-buddy, and you're considered guilty until proven guilty.

>>147833179
Phoenix Wright: Turnabout Isekai

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>>147833387

>>147833298
>>147833419
>>147832054

>>147831735
Tell her don't worry about it, and then go back home.

>>147833096
Eh. I'd rather play PLvsAA again.

>>147833463
Are we to infer the roots are in her brain ?
This can't be healthy, even for an elf.

>>147831770
Something called perfection

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>>147833102
>Doing all this for a sub-human elf degenerate
Elves deserve all wrongs that happen to them, including my benis

>>147831735
fuck her in the ass, elves are made for anal.

>>147833387
Use better search engine, google search algorithm was resetted because of some bullshit.

>>147833096
Why didn't the weab loli god just made nukes?

>>147833387
yandex.com is better for much manga.

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>>147831735
Feed her with yogurt of course.

>>147831770
She is haruf-erefu

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>>147837276
The best kind of elf.

>>147837569
delet this whore

>>147831735
What do elf boys look like?

I love how this was chased off /tg/ after years of shitposting but lives on here unironically.

>>147837970
Like any japanese elf. Normal human + elf ears.

>>147838048
That describes western pop fantasy elves too with maybe the addition of elves being taller or shorter than average.

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>>147838142
Not always.

>>147837970
Same as the girls. Many a traveler have fucked a boy elf thinking they had a female one.

>>147838397
I know the subtext of that pic but taken literally brings up the implication that you're gay.

>>147838513
And?

>>147838598
Was a double entendre your intent?

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>>147837899
gtfo remfag.

>>147837569
my brother.

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>Civilize her in the ways of humanity and speech
>Suppress her elven heritage and innate magic aptitude
>Put her into domestic servitude and bed warming
>Have illegitimate half-children with
>Grow old while she has aged just barely

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>>147831861
>you will never clean an elf's ears, then blow into them before licking them out
Death is always an option.

>>147839347
I never thought about it before but you don't necessarily have to have children with an elf because she will stay young enough to take care of you in your old age. That is unless you want to pop out some half-breeds.

elves are for

>>147839469

You don't want to hold your halfu daughter in your arms and tell her stories?

>>147831735
>No silver hair

Fuck off faggot. Silver haired elves are the best, they rock my world.

>>147839347
>>Civilize her in the ways of humanity and speech
It would be the other way around.

>>147839527
I don't want children. I'd be a good uncle though.

>>147839584
Me too. I'm kinda scared to get kids because I'm afraid they'll be autistic like me.

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>>147836636

>>147831735
cut her ears off and sell them for pennys, common ingredient in potions for male stiffness

>>147832025
sounds like your DM hates you

>>147840038
Edgy.

>>147840094
heh nothing personal, kid

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>>147831735
>This will never happen to me
Are (You) really asking this? You already know my answer. She'll up being my companion, I'll end up having lots of fun time and a wife at the end of the journey. Then die surrounded by my kids and her who didn't age a single bit.

>>147839347
>>Grow old while she has aged just barely
there still hope on /a/.

>>147840038
>selling your elf ear trophies
>not making a necklace

>>147840317
Over the edge.

>>147831735
Burn the house down, I don't deserve to live for saving the horrible hippy, hopefully she dies too.

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>>147840497
it ain't me
cute vietnam war anime when

>>147831735
Get her pregnant as quickly as possible.

>>147831735
She'll become his assistant and shuffle papers.

>>147831735
Make her wear a really big "I'm angry about Elves" T-shirt.

>>147832025
Can't auto-succeed on a skill roll just because you got a 20, anon.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Elves, Get, Out!

>>147841527
>I roll to convince the elf I mean no harm.
>HEHEHE, OKAY, ROLL, I DARE YOU...
>Alright! Nat 20! Plus my modifiers that's a 23.
>UHHHHH, YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET A PASS JUST CAUSE YOU GOT A NAT 20, HUH? WELL GUESS WHAT, IT WAS A DC 24, KEKEKEKE......
>ENJOY THE SLAMMER, KIDDO...........

>>147831964
Barista

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>/a/ scraps the buttom of /tg/'s meme barrel while /tg/ got over the unironic elf hate years ago

>>147834327
That's Yggdrasil, a primal, a biological weapon/god made by the Astrals.

>>147831735
I want half-elf pussy bad.