I want to physically fuck this vampire.

Just imagine how tight her loli cunny feels

>>147605315
>cunny
Go back to /tv/.

>>147605276
Get in line

>>147605999
Nadeko has the line. You have to spend 100 years seducing Shinobu.

>>147605276
I want to mentally fuck her.

>>147605276
but she's not real

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I want to psychologically fuck this vampire.

>>147606581
>Tsukuyomi was 10 years ago

>>147607008
In the intervening years Shaft has perfected the loli vampire.

>>147605276
I want analy penetrate both araragi and shinobu.

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>>147605276
Just saw Kizumonogatari (part 1) today.

Holy hell. Do I want to fuck her in every form and version of her.

>>147608495
Welcome to the ranks of the enlightened ones.

>>147608484
I only really want to do that to Shinobu, but I'd settle for Araragi because I know she'd feel it.

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>>147608495
jailbait > older loli = younger loli >>> titty monster

>>147605276
Don't we all?

>>147609787
There might be a few homos that are in so deep thay won't even make an exception for her.

Kizu III PV when

>>147605276
As opposed to metaphorically?

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>>147605276
I want this loli vampire to dominate and fuck me

>>147610798
You'll probably get another sound-only one in the theater.

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>>147610828
Shinobu might be able to make femdom okay, but I'd really prefer just an active participant.

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>>147611392

>>147605276
>when she sees your dick
>"Are they donuts?"
W-Why yes, yes they are.

>>147612937
This is how you get your dick bitten off.

>>147605276
Who doesn't?

>>147613175
I don't. I only want to cuddle with Shinobu, stroke her golden head, feed her donuts and let her drink my blood.

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>>147605276
What exactly do you mean by this? I don't follow.

>>147614948
She's spent 598 years alone and loveless. I want to teach her the joys of being a woman.

>>147615522
Can she do Energy Drain with her vagina, though?

>>147616113
I wouldn't be surprised if she was capable of it, but it's normally just her bite that gets energy drain.

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>>147615522
How about me?

>>147616245
Flandre is a shitty combination of childish, selfish, and violent. I'll pass.

>>147616341
>childish, selfish, violent

PURE
U
R
E

>>147616551
I like my centuries-old lolis specifically because they aren't actually children.

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>you will never lift up and passionately french kiss the loli Kiss Shot while in your underwear

life - why do we bother with it?

>>147611453
>shinobu
>pantsu

>>147616876
Nisio keeps writing about Shinobu.

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>>147616876
>she will never slowly strip for you and then do light bondage stuff with her garments

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>>147616969
jesus fucking christ

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>>147616969
>>147617058
>she will never get so worked up during sex that she bites you and reverts to adult form to fuck you harder
>you will never blissfully gaze into the valley of her ass as you smoke a post-coital cigarette

>>147616969
>buries a "we need to talk" inside a dumb donut conversation to make things less awkward
>ends it by destroying araragi's dick and giving all the donuts back
Truly the best of girls.

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>>147616245
Flan is cute, but her older sister is literal perfection.

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Why does Shinobu glaring always give me a massive, throbbing erection?

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>all these whipper snapper new age shitters with their harems of children and complete lack of sophistication

>>147617383
Ah, finally somebody else whose dick gets aroused at this sight. I have no idea why, but it feels extremely pleasurable.

Why do japs like lolli vampires so much

>>147617632
Because they have desire that wants to be dominated by little girls.

>>147617459
Probably something to do with the juxtaposition of a little girl with such sharp focus of will. Also, people who are intensely focused on something are hot as fuck.

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More eye porn.

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>>147618266

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>>147618307

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>>147618342

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>>147618379

>>147616245
poor man's chris benoit

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>>147605276
I want to physically and mentally fuck this vampire at the same time.

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I want to physically make love to this vampire.

>>147622817
Are you talking about streaming senpai?

In what order should I watch these -monogatari animes?

>>147623364
The order they were aired in of course.

>>147623364
Broadcast order

>>147622817
No, that is not possible.
You have to go to the studio and get it loaded on floppy disks.

>>147623257
Yes I am~

>>147623615
Simple just make an account at crunchy roll family.

I don't know why they even call her a vampire. She's practically an alien with how far removed from vampire mythos she is.

>>147605276
I want to fuck shinobu with her physically aging a year each time I come inside of her while physically regressing a year myself. Start off fucking the cute loli version and end getting /ss/'d by Kisshot

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>>147623719
She's a vampire (Japanese)

>>147623508
>>147623524
Thank you

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>>147623615
>>147622817
Lurk more

>>147623706
Wait this is on crunchyroll

>>147623862
Yeah.

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Would you lewd such an innocent vampire?

>>147623808
But she's white piggu gaijin.

>>147623958
Well I just got on my ps4, and it's not there for console crunchyroll

>>147624097
Do you actually have a subscription? They're not gonna let you watch the most recent movies for free.

>>147624171
I do have the premium

I want to hold her.

>>147624097
>ps4
*Insert rant about PC master race here*

>>147624248
Maybe it's a problem with the app. You know how that shit gets.

>>147624294
Yeah it's probably why. The menu is fucking clunky on here.

>>147624013
>implying she didn't ride that other servant's dick AT LEAST once before he offed himself

>>147616805
Get a load of this faggot.

>>147624013
She's not innocent. She's a grown woman who has been starved for affection all her life. Refusing to show her love like an adult would be wrong.

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>>147605276
As opposed to psychically fucking her?

>>147624771
>still no VR fucking like in Demolition Man

Sucks bro.

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>>147624771
Maybe OP meant to imply that he's fucked her in his fantasies. Or maybe he's just saying stupid shit for the sake of it. I don't know.

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I want to euphemistically nail this snake

>>147605276
I want to drive her home vigorously

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>>147626964
I want to literally nail this snake to a wall.

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>>147627056
I want to drive her to Top Pot.

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>>147628133
I want to re-pick my image so it's not shit.

>>147622817
by killing yourself and hoping you get anime in hell

>>147605276
So Arararararagi hits that, right?

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>>147618307
Perfection.

>>147629942
Not yet, but there's no way he's gonna be able to resist if he actually gets centuries with her.

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>>147622817
Just google kizumonogatari. Just avoid the first link unless you want subs like this.

>>147623719
In fairness she is more of a vampire than what is being portrayed in hollywood now.

-Weakness to sunlight
-Weakness to holy water. (Koyomi almost drank some apparently).
-Casts no reflection

She is removed from a lot of the typical things simply because she is strong enough to withstand them.

Would you prefer it if she sparkles? Because she is radiant enough already.

>>147630552
She just needs to follow Dracula some more and steal Araragi away from Senjougahara after they get engaged.

>>147605276
>literally every version of her is great
How can other girls even compete?

>>147605276
>I want to physically fuck this vampire.
WHAT
DID
HE
MEAN
BY
THIS

>>147631928
>>147624987

>>147631709
Built for furious mating.

>>147631928
He meant walk her home gently.

>>147631538
I can see that happening honestly. I don't think it will but I can see it.

also Araragi needs a goddamn hair cut... eventually.

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>>147605276

>>147632446
>also Araragi needs a goddamn hair cut... eventually.
>not appreciating RRG's silky smooth jet black locks
Are you gay or something?

>>147630494
ay gimme these subs, the subs I watched were shitty

>>147632690
What are they doing?

>>147632786
Sex.

>>147632786
They saw loli Hanekawa and got too excited.

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>>147626225
We need more Teenage Shinobu.

>>147626964
Only good for sex.

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>>147605276
Get the fuck away from my daughteru

>>147634235
You must be old, anon.

>>147605276
I want to spiritually fuck her.

>>147634760
fuk off

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>>147634235
>i see this person who is older, stronger, and smarter than me as a daughter

>>147624280
And then what?

>>147637725
Pat her head.

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>>147638168
with what?

>>147639185
With my hand, probably.

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>>147639693

>>147632786
They both got a case of the Michael J Fox shakes at the same time so they holding eachother til it over

>>147634760
I want to spinchterally fuck her

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>>147641388
>>147642033
Is this the new dubs thread?
I heard this was the new dubs thread

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>>147616917
she is the main girl

I want to digitally [finger] fuck her digitally [electronic]

>>147642264
Super sonic, electronic

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>tfw no kiss-shot to take care of me

>>147623544
why did i laugh so hard to this.

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>>147642125
Ssh. Don't let the crabfags find out.

>>147642125
oh jesus why does she do that with her tongue?

>>147644051
Can you not see the cream on her lips?

>>147644134
s-she could at least use a towel!!

>>147608829
Your taste is shit

All shinobu is best shinobu

>>147644219
But that would be wasting part of her delicious donut. She'll fucking take on a 10 day job for, like 4 donuts. You can be damn sure she's gonna savor every last bit of each one.

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>>147644672
>She'll fucking take on a 10 day job for, like 4 donuts. You can be damn sure she's gonna savor every last bit of each one.
s-stop! you're making me feel all weird when you say stuff like that...

>>147644889
You had better not be thinking of something lewd and instead be impressed at how selfless she is.

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>>147645257
l-lewd!?

of-of-of course not!! eh, shes very erm... UNIQUE yes UNIQUE thats it!!!!!

*panting*

>>147645345
Okay. Now you're just being a roleplaying faggot.

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>>147645430
roleplaying?

what am i being weird or something?

if anything that shinobu creature is weird with her donuts and whatnot!!

>>147642836
cute

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>tfw shinobu will never sit on your stomach with no pantsu

>>147610303
best shinobu
pigtail teen shinobu a second best

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>muh donuts

I love Shinobu but I hate that she has a meme trait.

>>147647737
I hate it more if Nisio didn't use it well. It makes a lot of the figures and fanart shit, but how much Araragi can get by paying in donuts and the subtext behind it is pretty good.

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i just finished this, good timing

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>>147605276

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>>147647838
Saved.

>>147647838
Looks like she's drinking her period blood

>>147647925
saus?

>>147647545
Is Shinobu's butt hot or cold?

>>147622817
I dunno, I went to see both parts in cinema in Ikebukuro.

>>147649987
Butts tend to be warm.

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>>147636799
fucking

>>147635819
Don't show route x Kiss-shot. That shit is still sad as fuck.

>>147616969
Why does this show need to make everything so overly sexual
FUCK

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>>147654279
Oh come on. It's not nearly as bad as all the weird conflicting emotions that Shinobu Mail creates.

>>147654351
Sometimes a character is specifically trying to be sexy, other times the narrator is a teenage boy. Shaft isn't tone deaf with it and the story doesn't grind to a halt because of it so who cares?

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All this Shinobu is heavenly, please continue.

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>>147656137