WAGA WA NA MEGUMIN!

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>>147477929
no new content and was a fotm/seasonal waifu who will soon be forgotten entirely much like pic related

>>147477929
I want to explode inside of Megumin!

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>>147477999
But season 2 is confirmed.

>Genuinely like Megumin
>She's achieved meme status

Aqua > Megumeme

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Megumeme is a shit.
Darkness is a best.

>>147478345
Laltina

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>>147478345
Why is she so pure?

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I like my women sturdy, resilient, and lewd.

>>147477929
Nobody cares about her anymore. The time of megumeme is over.

I wonder if she has a better anus than Aqua

I don't remember the scene being that well animated, OP. What did you do?

>>147478570
Nobody has a better anus than Aqua. That's why she likes to show it off.

>>147478740
>He doesn't know about frame interpolation

>>147479084
That's right, I don't, so I asked.

>These new doujins getting scanned
>Yunyun
oh baby

>>147478425
I love lolis as much as the next guy. But something about a tall, well-built waifu just gets me diamonds like no other. I just want to be princess carried...

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>>147478345
>divorced masochistic slut
>best

>>147480024
Relax. It's normal.

>>147481980
Don't call that sort of debauchery normal.

>>147477929
Because she's shit.

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>>147477929
Would steal with.

>>147483255
I kind of want to skip straight to that side story. As much as I like Megumin, I'm not enjoying her prequel spin offs as much as the main story.

>>147477929
Don't be silly, OP. There already is >>>/c/2722731

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>>147483681
Are the prequel spin off boring? I want to read them for obvious Megumeme love related reasons, but I'm afraid I'm not going to enjoy them if they focus too much on the other girls.

>>147484317
The first one is the best and gives a lot of backstory. The second one is dealing with axis cultists nonstop and is okay, aside from their bullshit getting kind-of old. I can't bring myself to finish the first chapter of the third because it's as about Megumin as soon as she arrives in Axel and everything is so samey with no change in sight.

I really only watch for the MC and darkness. Other characters are just background nonsense

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>>147484317
I found them pretty entertaining, even without Kazuma antics
For me the new spinoff is weird, I think that Megumin isn't acting like herself because they want to milk her off more

>>147484511
How can they milk her without any oppai?

I mean, how can they milk her whilst making her not act like herself?

>>147484619
It has a "cute girls doing cute things" vibe, at least from the first chapters.
But that's just my opinion, feel free to disregard it.

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>>147484511
>A whole family of chuunis

>>147484989
>family
Try village.

>>147484989
It's a whole village, everyone is like that.
Except Yunyun, she's the weirdo.

>>147485073
>>147485129
>vilage
That only makes it better!

>>147484483
>>147484511
>>147484957
Guess I will give them a try then, but
>It has a "cute girls doing cute things" vibe,
>Megumin isn't acting like herself
This does sound really dissapointing,

>>147485211
Honestly, I would love to live in a village full of chunnis. Would be fun as fuck.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjc1dDFYQ4s
Why is kazuma's blues so good?

>>147485389
I was only talking about the latest spinoff, by the way.
The first one is really good and it gives a lot of backstory.

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>>147485535
Then I'll start reading them while I wait for S2.

>>147484511
Yea your just wrong, Megumin is acting 100% the same as how she was in volume 8/9

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>>147484511
>>147487199
Contradicting truth dubs.
Haven't ready any of them I will make a wild guess. It would make sense that Megumin acts different on the later volumes, because character development. I mean, she is clearly getting closer to Kazuma, and is probably more dere dere and comfortable around him.
If she acts the same way in prequel spin off is probably an issue of the writer getting too used to how Meguminn acts now, and forgetting how she acted before.

Got my megumeme Daki the other day.

I also have a megumeme onahole.

It wasn't supposed to be like this.

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>>147488536
I envy you, but at the same time I don't have the guts to get a Daki. Will try to get a figurine as soon as I can though.

>>147488850
I was hammered when I ordered it and had forgotten about it until it got delivered if that changes anything.


I do want the figure though.

>>147488895
That sounds great. Did it felt like a gift?

>>147489317
Yeah my drunk self bought me a Daki.

Which is kinda nice because I'm a side sleeper and I may actually use it now that I have it.

>>147485535
>megumin spinoff
>she's shown to be 5x more of an asshole than kazuma

That was really jarring for me.

Enough with the Megumemes.

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Megumin has been busy this week.

>>147489368
I bought one when I was sober...I felt like trash, but yeah I'll use mine since I sleep on my side

>>147489368
>>147489559
Damn, doc advidced me to sleep on my left side to avoid reflux, now I tempted to get one. I need to kill my roomates soon.

>>147489970
Do it already, your waifu will thank you for some alone time.

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>>147489906
She really is retarded isn't she? Can't even spell "Eris" right.

>>147490128
ok, boobpad

>waga wa na
>wa na

WANA DA

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>>147490144
She should be more confident but

Flat chest > saggy tits

>>147489906
Yes, she is the best for humping and dumping .

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>>147490204
Aqua has great boobs 2bh

>>147490206
Stay away from my wife, cunt

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>>147490244
Don't worry. Megumin is the only one I want.

>>147489384
That's why they work so well together.

>>147490244
>2bh
>wife
lurk more faggot

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Going to bed now, have a sleeping Megueme

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>people trying to deny Megumin is best girl

>>147492389
How can she the best girl if she doesn't have the best asshole?

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I really want to fuck the cutest chuuni.

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I love this pape

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>>147492705
>implying she doesn't

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>tfw listening to the ED
It's too depressing, man. It makes me feel like something bad just happened, but it doesn't matter because everything will be okay tomorrow. It hurts me through nice feelings and I hate it.

>>147493104
I think it's more likely that Aqua has a better asshole.

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>>147493208
WHATTYA CALLING ME

>>147491645
how new?

>waga wa na
You fucked up.

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>>147493113
The verse about going out on a boat and making the seven seas your own hits me hard
it's a 10/10 ed

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>>147490987
I want to commit a crime

I'd kill OP's mother just for a date with Megumin~

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>>147494378
I'd kill OP and his mother

>>147494378
I'd kill myself just to feel the sweet release of death.

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Is the show good? Can I compare it to Log Horizon?

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>>147494462
How can one girl be so perfect?

>>147477929
>WAGA WA NA MEGUMIN!
But that's wrong you fucking retard.

>>147494483
very funny nothing like log horizon

>>147494862
Might as well watch it, I'm usually into other genres that's why I'm asking.

>>147494834
>A mistake
Is it really that big a deal to you?

>>147478345
>>147478404
>>147478425

excellent taste friends

>>147478085
>giving a fuck about what /a/ or 4chan thinks.
that my friend, means you have a weak mind, alway looking for the aprobal of people.

>>147494688
It looks like her legs stop at the kneecaps in that picture. Bandage isn't helping.

>stumpy Megumin blew her legs off

>>147495173
Yes. Don't use Jap if you can't even write a basic sentence.

>>147495459
She lost them in Vietnam.

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>>147495459
>>147495580
>tfw survived three eid's in iraq
>had to help clean out trucks with friends that didn't make it
Death by explosion is not fun but at least it's sometimes fast.

>>147495459
That just makes it better. There needs to be more cute non-porn amputee art

>>147495723
>eid
IED's

Am I a faggot for prefering Aqua? Her Dame damenessis indearingly cute. Also that butt

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>>147496038
Different tastes for different people.

I wish Darkness would go through some character development because her whole "lol masochism" schtick got old fast

>>147496179
The next novel that happens right after the season ends is character development for her

>>147477929
I want to steal Megumin's hat

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>>147495744
>Katawa megumin
I need this

>>147496562
>not her pantsu

>>147495744
pls no

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>>147496657
>not wanting to see Kazuma carrying her around on his back all the time

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>>147496735
>wanting parts of megumin to be missing
>wanting megumin to have went through the horrific loss of her limbs
you're truly a horrible person

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>>147496891
This.
I bet that fag has never had to deal with a disability or debilitating injury.

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>>147496891

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>>147495580

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Is Megumin a slut?

Yunyun says she would follow any man who gave her a meal is this true!?!?

>>147499856
I'd feed her for the rest of my life.

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>>147499856
No, she is pure

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>>147477999
Nigga there's season 2 upcoming

>>147500210
How can she be pure when she wants Kazuma's dick so much?

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>>147500527

>>147499856
>says the slut
Yunyun follows any men that calls her a friend.

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This thread is now a komekko thread if you have any complaints take it up with her.

>>147500570
I love this pic.

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>>147478469

>Season 2 is eminent

It's only just begun.

>>147500958
I just love Megumin, my dude.

>>147501073
How much lewd drawing will erupt once everyone finds out Megumin has a tattoo on her ass?

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>>147501086
Same. I need more explosion my life.

https://youtu.be/HIgkGkZxC2g?t=15

waga na wa Emilia!

>>147501277
Oh god, I love that voice so much.

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>>147477929
I want to walk the path of explosions with her.

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>>147501180

>>147500829
Yeah. I can't even count the times Megumin had to stop her from going off with skeezy old men.

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>>147500850
Komekko cutest crimson demon
would daughteru

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There are times for lewd Megumin

That time is now.

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>>147502654

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>>147502770
yeah sunnn

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>>147502654
I only have lewds a few lewds of her, the rest are pretty much nudes. I don't feel like getting banned.

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>>147502841

Why does she wear such lewd pantsu?

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>>147503656
Is this true?
>>147503881
Why wouldn't she?

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>>147503881

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>>147504123
Black pantsu is canon

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>>147504185
I know. I was saying why wouldn't she wear them as is why would he care? I pleases me.

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>>147504364
yes

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https://youtu.be/OC_l2AdMfsc

>>147478052
we all do, anon

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>>147477929
When I see Megumin, something special explodes. It's my dick.

>>147504425
I don't understand.

>>147496562
>>147496616
>not her wand
Have some taste

>>147493113

Depressing? is damn comfy. The last line is the best.

When explain that he stop playing in the town to help his mom with the laundry

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the best

>>147506394
Tsundere Kazuma acting like he doesn't enjoy a cute girl relying on him and pressed against his back.

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>>147504185
Is anime-only stuff really canon?

>>147506379
>>147506476
I love this artist. I hate the torture shit she does though.

>>147506476
They are described as black in the LN, The artist fucked up by making them white in the illustration.

>>147506476
Is it wrong that this picture makes me want to commit a crime?

>>147507983
I'd steal her hat, too.

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>>147501120
I hope a lot. There will never be enought Megumin's ass.

>>147509770
This pic is so sexual with out trying to be.

>>147509770
I want to fuck ths autistic wizard.

I want to learn lightning magic, build a railgun and impress Megumin with it~
Why can't this shit be real? I'd conquer their world with the knowledge I acquired over the years.

>>147511150
We all do, anon.

>>147477999
Like i am gonna forget megumin, come on.
megum.in

I want Megumin to be my wife.

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>>147511243
We just need to get a tractor to hit us, anon Maybe we will dream we are isekai'd and have our own Megumeme when we are in coma

>>147493725
>You fucked up.
You fucked up. She literally says WAGA WA NA MEGUMIN

Why is all the porn for megumin so shit?

>>147513586
She's too pure for it. The slightly lewd ones are the best.

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>>147484511
Oh shit there's more

why wasn't I informed

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>>147513586
There is a couple of good doujins, but most of them follow the same plot so they get kinda boring and repetitive really fast.

>>147512347
>tfw I was actually hit by a slow-moving tractor when I was a kid
And my family did laugh at me when they made sure I was ok.

>>147514001
Not gonna lie, is funny as fuck. I would probably laugh at myself too if something like that happened to me.

>>147512347
>so many near death experiences
It's like I can't die or death like to follow me around.

>>147513767
>iris has magic stronger than a crimson demon and swordplay more overpowered than a japanese guy with a cheat sword

This is some straight up bullshit right here.

Chuuni girls in other shows are annoying and cringy. Megumin is the only girl that can pull it off while being cute.

Iris should win the Kazumabowl

I hope the second season sells well, enough to warrant a third. My favorite volumes are Crimson Demon Village, and Princess.

>>147515486
Don't get ahead of yourself, They have not even announced a second season.

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explosion!

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Aqua's nopan makes me hard as fuck every time

>>147515780
KEK

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>>147514806
Because while she's a cute little chuuni she's also actually able to wreck some shit at the same time.

>>147515780
top kek. Needs a Megumin wallpaper.

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>>147515835
Aqua is a dumb slut but she's a dumb slut I'd put in the total bro tier fuckbuddy category.

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>>147477929
>WAGA WA NA MEGUMIN!
Are you daft?

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>>147516339
Holy fuck, that fucking fig.

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wa ga na wa meguming !

>>147516297
I want that so bad.

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:3

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>>147516297
Damn it looks amazing. Even better than this one.

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>ywn stare into these eyes all night long

Think I'm gonna just kill myself and see if she's on the other side at this point. Here's hoping that there are no age of consent laws in that world.

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>>147516756
I still haven't opened it. I'm waiting to get a pillow first.

>>147516756
I have this coming in the next couple days. She is a cutie.

I actually really want to order this, have not bought a figure in a while but this looks so nice, plus you can remove her hat and she looks super cute.

http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?scode=FIGURE-021924&page=rt_03

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め　ぐ　み　ん　< 3

Are the BD's any good? I only have the TV version.

>>147516869
>$121
I've shamelessly spent double that so I'm very tempted. I just got that collectors edition Spice and Wolf LN though. Fug. I really shouldn't be spending so much.

>no eyepatch or staff though
Kinda want to hold out and see if one comes out with both.

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>>147516782
If there are, you still have the succubus option.

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メ グ ミ ン < 3

>>147516986
Or I can work really hard and become boss nigga of the starting area and give no fucks about the law.

but yeah I'd fuck the shit out of that rookie Succubus.

>>147516782
>two years off to becoming a wizard
>still look like i'm in my early 20's
Hell, there's a double standard in this world if the guy or women that's dating a younger girl is pretty enough, they'd get a free pass. Seinfeld dated a 16 year old back when his show was being made. I guess I lucked out since I've been described like a male peacock before.

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>>147516817
>>147516825
Congrats on the buy to both of you.

>>147516869
I'm tempted to get that one too, but I know local taxes will rocket the price to the sky. Still looks worth it. Maybe I should check for cheaper knock offs too.

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>>147516782
A lot of countries have lower consent ages.
The difficult part would probably be finding a girl around that age that's interested on having a serious relationship and is a chuuni, if that's what you want..

>>147517073
>be 26
>people say I look 18
Feels fucking good man.

>>147517112
Chiro > Rurumo

>>147517473
>23
>get I'd constantly and skeptical looks
>grow a beard
>never get asked for my ID again
Feels babyfaced as fuck.

>>147517473
>people think i'm gay
>gays and random chicks hit on me all the time
>play dumb or switch the convo to genetics to turn them off
Hell, when I smashed my head and slurred my words, I acted autistic to turn people off. My friend thought it was hilarious.

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>>147517597
>chicks hit on me all the time
>play dumb or switch the convo

Sure you're not gay, bruh?

>>147518240
They're either fat, retarded or just plain ugly. The cute ones usually have a BF, and I've had more than enough times were it comes up she was seeing some one else. Once a cheater, always a cheater. Now I don't like to fuck with them, unless I know they're single and no kids which is rare around here.

>>147518381
It's a weird experience to feel jealous of a frog.

>>147518412
I want to be the frog as well.

>>147518381
http://imgur.com/a/m6LeD

>>147517580
Is even funnier when you are the older one in a group of people and yet you are the only one asked for you ID, I have been there.

>>147518351
That happens to me a lot, all the girls that seems interested on me are already dating someone else, but single girls never notice me at all. Weird shit to be honest.

>>147518573
Add another mark for "I want to be that frog"

>>147518573
The only Konosuba porn I've been able to get off to is that Doujin where Chris keeps breaking in.

>>147519150
That doujin is great because Kazuma is in character. I can totally see him doing that with her stolen underwear.

>>147519113
The ones who are seeing someone else are hungry as fuck. It's a instinct and the girls who marry/ are always in a relationship do it for the best combination of genes. I understood this early on, they don't want you for you, they want you for your looks and attention. If given a choice, they'd most likely stay with their first "mate" unless you're making a fuck ton more than him.

>>147519894
Makes sense, guess I'll be single forever then.

>>147519717
Yeah. If they break character it kills it for me.

>>147520283
Same. Also if the artstyle is too different from the original.
I understand some artist have their own style, but sometimes the characters look nothing like they are supposed to look.