This girl steals 100 yen from your wallet. What do?

>>147379105
Anon pls, that is clearly 1000 yen
I am worried, please get your eyes checked and be careful while driving

>>147379105
That's clearly 1000.

OP is in on this con. Don't trust him.

Call the cops and have them detain her.

>>147379105
she knows what to take

>>147379231
A good spanking is in order.

>>147379105

do nothing because its monopoly money

>>147379105
Take it back. She's probably some short, pushover bitch anyway. Take it, push her, hopefully she gets embarrassed for being so fucking stupid in the first place. Double points if she's some 2/10 anime nerd girl trying to act like one of the cute girlz from whatever shit manga she's reading. If I'm lucky, she'll cut her wrists that very same night.

Seriously. Fuck petty thieves.

>>147379105
Rape her tenderly.

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Call my country's police to execute her.

no.
10,000 yen.

>>147379520
Damn they don't give a fuck about the heli filming either. Stay safe friendo.

>>147379611
It's a very sensationalist news program with emphasis on crime. Filming this kind of shit is their job.

>>147379710
Lame. I wish someone would make a Good News channel and the host would be a guy who looks like Jesus.

>>147379105
Rape and marry her.

I don't carry cash

>>147379105
100 yen is not a lot of money

>>147379788
then:
This girl steals a bincoin from your wallet.

What do?

>>147379832
For you.

>Take her to a store
>Let her pick out chocolate and sweets
>up to the value she stole
>Once we are out the store take them off her and eat them myself
She would never steal again

>>147379891
What can you even buy for 100yen? one gum?

>>147379862
isn't it less than $5?

1000 yen? what does she need 500 yen for
she can have 100 yen

>>147379862
Tell me about Hifumi-chan. Why is she so shy?

>>147379929
Pic is 1000 so I'm basing it off that

>>147379944
100yen is $10, Pretty easy

>>147379929
100 yen is basically a dollar.

>>147379944
My rule of thumb is 1 yen = 1 cent.

>>147379944
no 5 yen are around $100

>>147379993
>>147379991
100 yen is less than a dollar.

>>147379520
I AM THE LAWS

>>147380059
It's ~97.7 cents right now.
Congratulations, you win nothing.

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>what do?

>series is over tomorrow

how the fuck am I supposed to keep on living now

>>147380110
Watch better anime.

>>147379944
For practical purposes, 100円=usd1

>>147380110
Don't worry, there will always be more moeshit

>>147380148
But I need my yuribait

>>147380024
Yen strongest coin there is. Folded over a thousand times it can pierce through the gaijin dollar like a peso.

>>147380148
>>147380181
Sasug/a/

>>147379105

Slap that bitch around for stealing so much money from me!

>>147381054
Did you just get here, anon?

How about you come up with a question that starts with "This girl..." and ends with "What do?", where the answer is not "rape"?

>>147381158
I can't think of any, can you give us an example?

>>147379105
100 yen doesnt come in form of bills anon.

>>147381318
This girl is filled with higly corrosive acid. What do?

>>147379105
A dollar? She can go buy her drink, fine, I don't care. Tell her, "ask next time."

>>147379944
Remove 2 zeros from any yen amount. That's how many dollars it is.

She just took a buck.

>>147379105
Ask her to pay it back by marrying me.

>>147381375
Drain corrosive acid.
And then rape.

>>147381158
This girl tries to rape you. What do?

>>147381375
It's a tough choice, but in the end it comes down to: "is there a hole I can stick my dick into?"

>>147381625
COMMENCE RAPE BATTLE

>>147381375
Rape anyway

>>147379105
Make her pay it back with her body.

>>147379105
stop time and throw knives at her

>>147381375
Rape her before it destroys the body

>>147381728
>

She steals my yen
I steal her virginity

>>147382229
Anon, I've news for you.

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>>147381982
/a/ virgins will still get mad if anything has crunchy rolls on it or even the very mention of it throws them into a fit of rage even though they watch shit like horriblesubs.

>>147382455
>I pay to watch anime
Good job idiot.

>>147379105
lick her

>>147381375
wouldn't she be ded anyway

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>>147382533
>Giving a fuck what people do with their money.

Just because you have none doesnt mean you get to dictate how others use theirs

>>147379105
Punch her on the face like a normal person would do.

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I'll let her keep it if only she holds my hand

>>147382927
I never said she wasn't.

>>147379105
If she get's away with this she's clearly going to do worse in the future. She needs to be educated properly on the matter. Teachers, parents, maybe even the police need to get involved.

>>147382950
You are the reason simulcasts exist in the first place. You are the lowest common denominator. Congratulations.

>>147383216
sexually educated, you mean.

>>147383258
You say that like simulcasts aren't a good thing

>>147383791
They're not. Good job having shit standards.

It's almost amusing how you are able to be so predictable, lame and obnoxious at the same time.

>>147384669
>They're not
Just as I thought, you're a babby who didnt actually watch anime before Crunchy
>Translator drama, watermarks and meme subs a plenty
>Most sub groups fighting over the one or two biggest shows of the season while most everything else got whatever retards were left
>Regular delays

>>147385216
Personally I find it insane

>>147385216
It's funny how you went from insane to an even more fedoraific cringe comment.

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Demands she pays me back with her body.

>>147379105
１０００円 is enough for a few days of food.
I'd punch the little thief in the face and take my money back. I'd also take her pantsu as punishment for being an antisocial little shit.

>>147382533
Go be a self entitled little cunt somewhere else, faggot.

>>147379105
I want to pet Himufi!

>There are people browsing this site RIGHT NOW who sexualize the New Games

Kill yourselves

>>147379520
The motion of that guy's right arm looked like he was drawing a gun. If it was me I would have shot.

>>147385258
>>147386458
Stupid idiots

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>>147379105
Well, she's still better than some certain pudding stealing student.

>>147382414

Aren't all New Games virgins?

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>75 pence
???
i carry my change in my trousers how the fuck did she find that in there?

>>147379105
Isn't that like a dollar?
Who cares

>>147379980
Why is a moeblob shy? Good question?

>>147379105
Lies, my 100 Yen are not in my wallet.

I wipe my ass with 1000 yen
literally

>>147379520
Porra, anão.

>>147379105
Punch her in the dick

>>147389325

Then you'll be a hero that saved the day. Then girls will like you.

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>>147379520
All that justice

Spank her because shes a dumb moeblob and no anime girls have parents anyway. gotta be firm but gentle

Fuck her hair and cum all over face, wipe my dick on her bangs, then kiss her

>>147379105
Steal her used, stained panties and fap with them.

Flick her in the forehead until she gives my money back.

>>147379105
Kiss her in the mouth!

>>147379152
Well he's not technically wrong, she did steal 100 yen. He just didn't mention the other 900 yen she stole with it.

>>147379105
>steals a dollar
"You could have just asked, girl."

>>147379105

Steal her virginity in return.

>>147398057
>implying she's a virgin

>>147379105
I wish I had 1000 yen

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>>147379980
shy personality + spoiled upbringing + probably had almost no friends throughout grade school
= baka, but at least adorable and apparently a barely functional adult

also immensely fun to tease the heck out of

>>147379105
Isn't that like a dollar?

>>147398191
*barely socially functional adult*

>>147398182
>$10
Sell your body to some fat chick. They need love, too, you know. Maybe a handful of them and you'll easily have 20x more.

>>147379105
Make her pay it back with her body.

>>147398315
Hmm, interesting. Care to share some of your experience?

>>147398332
How far will 100 yen get you with someone's body?
That's basically just a loonie and some change.

>>147398609
Hifumi is cheap.

>>147398720
only in your headcanon

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>>147398720
Hifumi is expensive, anon. More expensive than you can afford.

A dollar will hardly even get you a dismissive sideways glance

>>147398755
>>147398892
She stole from me, so I set the price. Otherwise she can deal with the police.

I ask the question that you will even hear in 100 years:
"What anime?" ... No really, WHAT ANIME?!

Besides that:
I would ask her for what she needs the money.
Before that, I would do nothing. Depending on her answer, I would decide.

>>147379105
>This girl steals 100 yen from your wallet.
How?
Why would i carry such low value change?

>>147398892
>QT IT Professional with tears in her eyes
>Degenerate Anon trying to steal her chastity
Who're the cops going to believe?

>>147390679
Hifumi's pretty experienced with giving birth.

>Literally sexualizing Hifumi

KYS my dudes

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I want to deposit my semen deep inside Hifumi's bowels as her anal walls contract repeatedly around my dick.

>>147379105
what is that like 10 pence?

>>147379105
Wow, she stole one euro from me...

>>147399083
Over a dollar? You might be arrested for wasting police time.

>>147379105
Anime?

>>147403482
Yes, that is a screenshot from an anime.

>>147403675
>>>/wsr/

>>147403199
>being a eurocuck

I will miss new game

>>147403482

Boku no Battletoads.

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>>147379403
>Double points if she's some 2/10 anime nerd girl trying to act like one of the cute girlz from whatever shit manga she's reading.

Your abuse only makes her vagina wetter.

>>147381158
>>147381318
This girl desperately wants to have sex with you. What do?

You can't rape the willing.

>>147406152
>This girl desperately wants to have sex with you. What do?
Change her mind, then rape her

>>147403412
Hifumi is shy and easily intimidated. Just threatening her to call the police would make her do whatever you want.

>>147379231
Make a citizen's arrest and detain her in my bedroom.

>>147379105
Someones getting their butthole sniffed and teased about how good it smells.

>>147379105
let her keep it.

>>147379105
Explain to her that stealing is bad and that you need to take her to the police.

>>147391113
Give an answer?

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>>147407589

DON'T SEXUALIZE NEW GAMES

>>147379105
She'd be taking a loonie, she can keep it I fucking don't like carrying them around with me.

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>>147379520
eww dirty nigger hue hue brazilians! where's my can of insecticide? absolutely disgusting.
pic not related

>>147414622
No

Payback time.