Would you hire this lazy maid to clean your house?

I'd hire her to clean my dick.

>>147262973
No. I need my house cleaned and I can find a hot maid who actually does shit.

>>147262973
Yes.

>>147263306
This desu

>>147262973
Can I hire her to cuddle on the couch?

>>147264177
jesus that would be wonderful

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>>147264177
Her being your pillow on the couch would be the best

>>147264319
>one of her best fanart has fucked proportions

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>>147264364
She has odd proportions in general.

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>>147264387
You mean great proportions with 92cm of bust.

>>147264709
Doesn't she have some of the biggest boobs in the fate multiverse?

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>>147265002
Top 5.

>>147262973
She can empty my balls anytime

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>>147262973
Why not just marry her and have it done for free?

>>147262973
Would she accept to bear me a strong child?

I'd hire her for company.

>>147265002
I think she was the biggest until grand shitter. Or maybe Semiramis was bigger.

>>147265039
Nope, she's No. 1 because her primary function is give mana with her milk, her breasts are not useless meat.

>>147265414
Do you not know what breasts at for?

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>>147262973
That's not a maid, that's a couch ornament. This is a maid

>>147265752
Thats a cup

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>>147265752
Gao gao

>>147264364
Cannot unsee

>>147265752
Miyu is a toilet.

>>147264709
92cm, with the typical small Japanese underboob measurements, she should be F-G cup for bra sizes.

I'll hire her. but I pay minimum wage and she must work nude.

>>147262973
Would she fall sleep with my dick inside her pussy?

>>147270530
Probably.

>>147262973
She can go polish my knob.

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>>147262973
I already have a maid and she does her damn job and doubles as an amazing waifu

I wanna impregnate that maid.

>>147262973
I would, because I don't mind working out at night.

>>147273925
Can dolls get pregnant?

>>147265088
Is that code for I have big boobs?

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>>147274350
Yes.

>>147264319

Oh ok so she is from monster musume

>>147274384
The scene where the hose falls in her tits here was better animated than anything so far in 3rei.

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>>147274335
How do you think this bundle of cuteness was made?

>>147274483
Artificial insemination and homunculus magic.

>>147274384
>Boobs almost as big as head

Definitely Kyonyuu level.

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>>147274521
Just get a wizard to help you then. Cast magic on your dick powerful enough to inseminate Liz.

>>147274478
Well it was a fanservice scene so I guess they have their priorities.

>>147274596
I'm not that strong, she'll likely just beat my cock.

I haven't watched this that much yet, but does Kiritsugu ever appear? I enjoy this version of fate much better where everyone is happier.

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>>147274808
Then you must train.

>>147274557
I don't get this.
Did she wants him to say "Sella" ?

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>>147274852
You tell me.

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>>147274930
DOUJIN WHEN

>>147262973
She might not be the breast at self motivation but she has other assets.

>>147264319
MASSIVE RIBCAGE WOW

>>147277643
What other assets?

>>147274557
I genuinely want Prisma to have Moe-Shirou and Sella end up together more than anything else in this world.

They're cute as fuck and I want to see Illya and Kuro's devastated faces as a bonus to the best ship taking off

>>147278956
Kuro will run out of mana and disappear eventually right

>>147279012
Not while Illya and Miyu are alive.

>>147278867
I'm sure if you think about it you'd get the bottom of it.
Assess the situation and I'm sure you'll find you were sitting on the answer this whole time. I mean, I'd hate for you to be the butt of some joke for not knowing, anon.
It's her smile

I don't fucking know why they won't just make Prisma Ilya into a straight up porno.

>>147279118
Are you retarded?

>>147279669
I'm with him. I mean, it's so easy to sexualize the characters that the series has practically turned into a machine that churns out extremely lewd shots of little girls kissing.
Imagine that with porn.

>>147279895
>implying porn makes nearly as much money
>implying porn caters to nearly as wide an audience
>implying sensual making out isn't better than straight up fucking
You're a tasteless and also stupid faggot.

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>Magical Porno Illya
>Luvia and Rin used to have battlefuck competitions
>KALEIDO DICK SAPPHIYA OHOHOHO YOUR ANUS IS DEFENSELESS TOHSAKA RIN

>>147279952
I mean hey, the doujins are doing just fine, aren't they?
Just have everyone work under an alias and call it a derivative work or something.

>>147279998
>doujin
>ever make a lot of money
If he had time to make porn he could focus on drawing the damn manga, so all the chapters are not half length making it a fucking chore to follow especially with the flashback.

>>147280045
If a Prisma Illya hentai had the budget of the anime I'm certain people would buy. The anime is pretty much just /e/ pandering anyway. Pander to /h/ too while you're at it.