>Misa is willingly a literal slave to Light >tells Light

Yes we know, Misa a shit.

You watched the show and didn't even realize that Light and L were gay?

>>147256174
Don't be retarded, anon. Everyone knows that Light is asexual.

Look at Light, he was a man on a mission, he had to fully focus on beating L or risk getting found out, had no time for fun shit.

Also rem would probably cockblock

>>147256575
Imagine having sex while Rem is watching

Ryuk I could deal with but fucking Rem, gives me the creeps

Who is to say he never did?

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When Rem told Light she would kill L, Light should've ordered it done right away despite L telling everyone that Light is definitely kira if he dies in the next couple of days. It'd be easy as fuck to convince the rest of the police force later, Light and L were on a completely different level rest of the police were morons compared to them

I still fap to Misamisa from time to time.

Yagami -> i am gay
That was easy. Op if a faggot too.

>>147256095
They fucked though

>>147257957
Yeah it's canon

>>147257957
>>147257983
what

where?

>>147258385
there was that one scene where she was in the nightrobe and was like "laito-kun come over here I need my dicking" and everyone else was jealous

pretty sure it was implied a couple more times but I don't remember when exactly that was

>>147256174
this

>>147256174
Pretty sure the only reason women watch this show is to fantasize about autistic bishonens fucking

I mean just look at the opening

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>>147256095
And you degenerate's ask why women don't flock to you by ignoring her she will always try to get his attention and approval by any mean thus why he acts like that.

>>147259050

No, wait, the OP was an allegory to Light being lucifer

>>147256095
This always pissed me off. I would have ravaged her asshole every night

>>147258834
That didn't mean anything you guy's don't know how women work that was just a desperate attempt to get light attention from the case nothing more.

>>147259212
>roastie in denial about her husbando being a slut

>>147259307
>roastie
>>>/r9k/

Why did everyone trust L 100% to not be Kira? Why didn't Light suspect him from the beginning, why was L allowed to pull all the strings? It wouldn't have been unreasonable at all

>>147256095

I think the reason he didnt fuck her because he needed to stay focused, he couldnt have the release of cumming because that would have lowered his testosterone level and released a bunch of relaxants into his bloodflow.

Maybe he couldnt even get horny anymore.

Though I bet he fucked her after he killed L.

>>147259383
maybe you should have actually consumed the media before making this post

Weren't Light and Misa married after the timeskip?

>>147259629
They were either engaged by the time the stuff with Takada was coming up, that's as much as I remember.

>>147259307
Women for some reason like to tempt men on missions they get off on it for some reason.

>>147256174
/y/ please.

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>>147256095
she was totally fappable to

>>147256095

Light is a sub boy but she was a good tool to use but it was still impossible for him to get a boner for this stupid doll

>>147256095
She's ugly. Ugliest anime girl I've ever seen, actually.

>>147259629
They were engaged, and later, he tells Misa that he'll finally marry her if she does this publicity stunt or whatever he needed.
It's implied that Light fucked Misa and the regular and Takada on the downlow.
Its never said if he enjoys it though, hes probably thinking up schemes every other thrust.

>>147261339
*on the regular

Misa and Takada both knew Light was doing it, thats what the awkward passive aggressive dinner thing was about, with Misa getting drunk and shit.

>>147261174
Her dress is too gaudy but Misa herself doesn't look too bad.

>>147261446
Tryhard in a way that's off-putting.

Are LxMisa fags the epitome of cancer?

Why didn't L just write his name in the deathnote the instant he got a hold of one, saying that he dies in twenty days, but slaps handcuffs on Kira before then. Or better yet, do it when light is in the room, and say in 40 seconds it will be done.

Except he writes a fake name and only pretends to die, and slaps the cuffs on Light to force a confession out of light because light is a fucking dummy.

>>147256519
Light's not asexual anon. If you were paying attention at all you would realize he's murdersexual.

>>147261874
This is exactly what he does in the second live action movie. He even tricks Light into confessing to being Kira right in front of his father.

>>147261874

As in every death note argument, the death note couldn't do that.

Why? Because fuck you that's why, mangakaman doesn't have to give the death note no consistent rules

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>>147262025
If it's in the realm of possibility that someone could do it, you could write anything in the deathnote and have it come true.

Picking a random prisoner with no knowledge of who kira might be wouldn't work, but picking L would be guaranteed to succeed.

It's okay if you don't respond, I understand anything beyond "I'm right, so fuck you" might be a little too much for your diminutive cortex.

>>147262340

Death Note is riddled with these plotholes as creative use of the death note can solve effectively every problem encountered by anyone in the series. But they never use it in these effective ways.

Why? Death note can't do that, it's the only ezplaination for why it wasn't done.

Worst ending in anime history. It's been like ten years and I'm still not over it

>>147262429
I'm sorry, wrong again. I don't cook bread, but because I don't do it does not mean it is an impossible thing to do.

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Light before Death Note

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>>147263586
Light 6 years after Death Note

It really ages you

I liked moe Light better

>>147263627
Well, they are cursed if they use it. Maybe people should take that warning more seriously. Everyone met a shitty end who wrote in it. Mello, Misa, fucking, that other guy and that hot babe.

>>147256095

Light only cared about L though.

>>147261874
That might work, but if there wasn't any possible way to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Light was Kira then L might just die of a heart attack in 30 seconds. If a condition cannot be met, the person with the name written in the note dies anyway.

>>147263689
>Everyone met a shitty end who wrote in it

Nah, it took both Mello and Near coming to terms with one another so they can both beat Light.

And Light still would've won if that fuckin' guy hadn't of went of course like he wasn't supposed to. He could've ripped a page out and kept it in his trenchcoat while they fucked with the real book, that would've been a better twist.

>>147264496
He lost because he trusted others. That was the real mistake.

>>147263586
>>147263627
Woah