>embodiment of perfection sleeping beside you >every fucking

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The story dynamic would change too much if he engaged in a sexual relation with any of the girls.

>>147052121
Goddesses are known for castracting your mind.
He tried hard, touched, smelled, but he couldn't get hard and didn't even find it weird.

>>147052152
I'm only at episode 2 and so far all I can see is a gay MC who decided not to fuck a beautiful girl sleeping beside him

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How come pajamas makes my dick so hard? They're so comfy that it makes me really want to grope a cute girl while she's wearing her pajamas.

>based kazuma
>gay
fucking vermin

He's after the other cute goddess of course.

>>147052198
I think the current userbase is too young top know what you refer to, anon.

>>147052236
Look at this pic >>147052121

>defenseless body
>visible belly button
>legs wide open for fucking
>in a deep sleep
>probably doesn't wear panties as shown in ep. 1


If this isn't an invitation to have sex, then I don't know what's a more appropriate term to call the MC other than a raging homosexual

>>147052198
I think its less about castrating his mind in this case and more he knows her well enough and finds her repulsive. He admits to himself that she is beutiful but as soon as she opens her mouth to talk she becomes hideous in his eyes.

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>>147052121

It was just no good.

>>147052121
No.

She is as dumb as a rock. Creating a kid with that will result having a demi-god with downs. Besides, Kazuma has a sharp mind, as he figured out he is surrounded by cray-cray and you don't stick your dick in cray-cray

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something something this is real perfection

megumin is better

>>147052121
He can never forget how much of a retarded sperg she is. It's sad that the biggest weirdo in chuuni land is less crazy and annoying than Aqua.

>>147052290
best girl

>>147052392
>>147052422
disgusting pedophiles should be lined up and get shot

>>147052121
Shut the fuck up aqua

>>147052486
seems kazuma agrees with us since megumin wins

It's because he knows she's retarded >>147052364

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he can bone this tho

>>147052486
Look up the definition of pedophile, cunt.

>Megumin wants to be the next demon lord
Will kazuma cap her?

>>147052804
>Demon lord calls it quits for the purpose of comedy
>Megumin takes the role
>Kazuma runs her through

Wouldn't surprise me coming from the author.

>>147052353
He is referring to another goddess who is even worse than Aqua and whose series just ended last year.

Aqua is best girl.

She never hide somethings while still make the party head into danger like Megumin ( vol 9 ) or Darkness ( Kowloon Hydra's arc, Destroyer's arc and landlord's arc ).

Aqua is also good at making decision when need to back off, not like the other two who always got saved by "plot". Seriously even being the one with lowest int in the party Aqua is not responsible for such dire situations like the other 2 ( Megumin : Beldia, Wolbach ; Darkness : Kowloon Hydra, Destroyer => Jail's arc, Landlord ...)

Seriously those other 2 girls made some decisions that make me totally can't like them. Hiding stuffs when still make the whole party go straight into danger, I can't accept that

Aqua is also the most useful and powerful among them, only a little stupid but if you are smart enough you can still utillize her, even using her as a vanguard.

Seriously without the other 2 Kazuma would be able to live his life much easier.

>>147052804
>Kazuma
>Wanting to cap demon lords
Anon i think you underestamate how lazy Kazuma is.

>>147052890
Demon lord is a cheater from Japan who is loveless and friendless.
Yeah ! Just like you guys. Heck, maybe he is one of us and is lurking in this board right now

>>147053093
He's a kirito clone for godsake

>>147052121
Sleeping with Aqua is like having sex with an old alcoholic man, just that the man has a pussy and huge knockers and beautiful. Yeah, there's a reason why Kazuma just can't dick Aqua.

>>147052121

He has tried to see her as the main girl, he just can't.

Its true the author is a lady?

>>147052306
This makes me sad.

>>147053197
yes, and she's friends with the re:zero author

Aqua is the only special beautiful for Kazuma. He lust for any other girls as long as she is beautiful from demon, human to goddess but he doesn't lust for Aqua. But Kazuma find it safest when he is with Aqua ( orc's arc ) and Aqua seem like to think of Kazuma as a useless son of her( when she compared him to Emperor Zell )

>Aqua and Kazuma is a mom and son relationship
Makes sense

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>>147052290
Best body.

>>147053230
Don't worry anon, I still remember.

>>147053276
>being friends with an idiot
I guess Kazuma is her self insert

>>147053425
That idiot is earning a hundred times more money than you

>>147053640
you don't know me
you're not my real mom

Vol9 W H E N

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>'warm me up kazuma pls it's cold'
>already blatantly asking to have sex
>hurr she's dumb so no penis in vagina for her meme


Kazuma is dumber than Aqua at this point

>not fucking a hot girl laying beside him
>gay

Maybe he's just a decent fucking guy?

>>147053997
people have sexual needs

>>147053959
>wanting to take advantage of the mentally challenged
They need our help and support, not for their caretakers to sexually abuse them.

>>147052348
she's too stupid and nasty to the point of being off putting in universe
imagine you are kazuma and you are sleeping next to a 3D girl. That's exactly that

>>147054016
When will this meme end? Aqua isn't borderline retarded

>>147052348
>>147052121
at this point in time he masturbates to her while she sleeps and she knows, its good enough
>>147052364
if he releases in her hair does it turn into water?

Are you people fucking virgins? Do you think 'purity' matters when you can have free sex anytime?

>>147054013
do sexual needs lead to sexual emergencies?

>>147054090
i dont know
do you like stable and std free societies or do you like african tier shitholes?

>>147052121
He fapped to her at least.

>>147054161
>fapping
>when you can just fuck her anytime

Hell, Aqua was the one who even said Kazuma can't do anything sexual in the heaven

>not fucking her asshole while she pees clear water all over your belly and chest
Kazuma is fucking gay.

>>147052121
>embodiment of perfection
[citation needed]

>can breed with a human
[citation needed]

MC isn't gay. He would a Megumin, though. Good taste, that gent.

>>147052121
>“That's why they will absorb our energy, but… the male adventurers in this town have a relationship of mutual
assistance. Think about it… We are basically staying in stables right? Hence… there are many things that are hard to vent right? But with so many other adventurers sleeping around us, even if you are in the mood, you can't do 'anything' about it right?”
>“Yes, you are right.” I nodded my head furiously.
>I didn't feel guilty at all, but a bead of sweat still fell down my cheek.
>Really, I didn't feel guilty at all.
>“But we can't lay a hand on the female adventurers sleeping near us. If you did that, you will be discovered by the other female adventurers who would gang up on you. Or your target might be hiding a dagger and you would risk getting castrated. Things like that do happen.”
>As he went on, Dust's face turned pale and shivered. Keith saw his reaction and said.:
>“Your trauma when you made a move on Rin has not yet recovered?”
>“Shut, shut up! Like I said… At times like this, the succubus comes to mind. When we are sleeping, they will use the chance to show us a wonderful and exciting dream. We will be refreshed and they can sustain themselves. And they know how to hold back, and won't absorb so much that we become mummies unable to continue adventuring. I have never heard of any adventurers falling into danger because too much of their energy was taken… How about it? Everybody wins right?”
>After hearing Dust's words, I nodded my head repeatedly.
>How wonderful, this was truly a gift of blessings!

>OOGA BOOGA WHY DIDNT HE FUCK DA PUSSY IF I WAS THERE I WOULD BANG ALL DA GIRLS NIGGA KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN YEE BOY

Why do you normals even bother watching anime if you're going to bitch about the same shit every series?

>>147054090
>when you can have free sex anytime
The scarcity of this "purity" is what makes it so attractive.

>>147054398
You would think they would get the memo back in the 90s

>>147054399
How is it scarce? 9/10 anime girls are virgins.

>>147054442
But Goku fucked Chichi.

>>147054448
I thought you were talking about it in the context of the real world

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HNNNNNNNNGGGGG

I still don't know what people have against her, she's dame dame but so helpless and open to being exploited that you can't help but want to tenderly look after her and protect her.

How would you handle your lust in Kazuma shoes, /a/?

>>147054396
Kazuma had already stole panties, it's too late feel guilty about sexually harrassing someone, he was even called 'Kazuma the Brute' for his rumored perverted attitutde.


And who the fuck is Rin

>>147054494
anime didn't show the other party kazuma helps

>>147054478
I doubt you can just freely rape all the girls

>>147054527
What did Kazuma do to her just to get him traumatized like that?

>>147054603
reading comprehension
...
...
...
you

>>147054603
He left dust to deal with his girls

>>147052121
>aqua
>perfection
kek

>>147054636
I meant what exactly did Rin do to Kazuma after he madea move on her

>>147052121
Because making babies with a retarded person is bad. He should go for EXPLOSIONbabies.

>>147052216
pajamas are hot as fuck, even the ones with pants, because you know under them, the girl is naked.

>>147054696
No wonder the like of you and OP ask such questions. It's hard to be retarded, huh.

>>147052121
Will he ever catch a break?
>his party is too stupid or too crazy to be mature about sex
>they're with him 24/7
>if a perfect 10/10 girl tries to fuck him they will cockblock her

He can't even fap without the risk of getting caught by one of them.

>>147052306
Sad. The final volume came out in 2014, only two years ago, but I guess the fandom started long before that.

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>>147052121
Because she's a bitch

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>>147054961
No, she's cute!

>>147054961
>>147054992
She's a baka.

>>147054992
Why does she wear no panties?

>>147055046
Was getting naked part of her plan?

The number of ESLs that can barely type seems to be getting larger by the day.

>>147055075
If he puts it in will she die?

>>147055124
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>Indian consumers are already celebrating the arrival of Mukesh Ambani's new Reliance Jio service, seizing on the billionaire's promise to deliver rock bottom prices and download speeds that will enable streaming video.
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>http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/06/technology/india-reliance-jio-4g-internet/index.html

>>147055179
It would be extremely pleasurable.

>>147055197
For who?

>>147052152
He could become a sexfriend with all of them. Well with all of them except Aqua to piss her off!

>>147055184
So they went from helping me over the phone to confusing me with it. Great.

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>>147055273

>>147055237
U

>>147054398
>normies

They're teenagers, probably from /v/

Because teenagers are perpetually dtf and because the main characters in anime are mostly teenagers the fact that teenagers are able to insert themselves into anime MCs the best but at the same time those MCs aren't dtf leads to teenagers getting assranged at animu

Dumb Konosuba fags will go on defend Kazuma's character like he ain't any different from those generic LN MC's who too scared off pussy.

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>>147052121
I want to FUCK and bully Aqua.

>>147055560
>assranged
what did he mean by this?

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>>147055582
>(You)

I like Aqua, but she's not good (Kazuma) relationship material.

>>147052121
I always figured out anime writers make protagonists colossal faggots because that's apparently the only way they can think of to avoid turning the series into a porno.

Because really, any guy who finds himself in typical anime situations would've fucked the girl.

>>147055582
It's pretty easy to believe why he wouldn't be boning them all since all the girls are fucking crazy.

Aside from the Lich, she's best girl.

>>147054013
He wanked it off.

>>147052215
her personality is ugly.

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>>147054058

>>147054058
Aqua isn't borderline retarded, she's completely retarded

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>>147052121
>bro-tier goddess
You only fuck bros if you are gay.

Hail Eris!

Why is she a goddess anyways?
Is nepotism a thing in the afterlife too?

Can't wait for S2

>>147052306

We just had a thread about it the other day. And when I mean the other day, it's about two weeks ago I think.

I haven't read it in like ten years.

>>147054058
Yes she is.
Did you even watch the show

>>147052121
No, MC is only just into superior lolis.

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>>147052121
Poor soul. I pray that you will understand what a quality goddess is when reincarnated in the next life.

Its Eris. Eris is a quality goddess.

>>147058331
boob pads

>>147058331
That's a really fucking shitty picture though

>>147054474
that's a gorgeous work, saved and thanks

>>147058331
She's better in Chris form

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>>147058458
image related

>>147058764
Yeah Chris is pretty cool.

>>147054396
Rin is so fucking shit. I can't believe she let pure innocent Dust get raped by a nobleman.

>>147052121
>anyone who isn't a sex-starved teenage virgin is gay
I want this meme to die.

>>147052121
He's not gay, he just has taste

>>147054802
>>147052216
no that's not it. its because a girl wears pajamas in front of people she is accustomed to and/or she doesnt mind showing her defenseless side to

>>147052121
>>embodiment of perfection
She's a lazy piece of trash slut who's insulting the good name of all the high quality girls by just being around them.
I wouldn't fuck her if I was stabbed in my lower back and the only way to get the blade out of my body was to thrust forward into her sleazy meat swamp.

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>>147059980
autism

>>147052121
Anons can't handle females that actually behave realistically.

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>>147053959
>2030x1242

I kinda want a gay MC now. Fucking harem bs is boring as hell, no one will ever win.

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>>147055871
>It's pretty easy to believe why he wouldn't be boning them

Yeah it would be easy to believe for a virgin ass NEET who gets no pussy, from your view it would make sense.

>>147060272
I want to see this, where his harem tries to "correct" his gayness by getting increasingly more lewd as the series progresses, eventually leading to full blown rape at the climax.

>>147060432
He's a Hikkineet to

>>147055046
We've been over this, she does wear panties but she turned them invisible so you perverts can't see them. yes she's that retarded

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I love Aqua-sama and want to spoil her rotten while having drunk sex

>>147053425
>cash in on the desire of man-children wanting to self insert for wish fulfillment
>idiot

Just because the fanbase is idiots doesn't mean the author is too.

>>147060787
you won't be able to get your dick up

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>>147052290
>>147052698
>>147053387

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>>147060942
Drunk sex doesn't require a 0.30 alcohol level, just having a beer or two. Everyone knows that two people being slightly tipsy makes for the best sex.

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>embodiment of perfection sleeping beside you
>every fucking day
>all these chances to make a demi-human with a cute goddess
>yet didn't even dare to tap that


Is the MC gay?

>>147055124
Instead of building peace and tolerance it just reinforces disgust and contempt in the face of a undeniable pattern of inferiority.

>>147060787

>you will never have drunk sex with Aqua-sama where she vomits rainbows over you

Why even live?

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>>147052121

He prefers less mature girls.

>>147052121
Aqua is that one girl with a perfect that your dick wants to fuck but your brain don't want to deal with all the problems that comes after the sex.

>>147055237
>>147055237
>>147055237
>>147055237

>>147061073
Hangover sex > drunk sex

>>147054161
No he didn't

>>147062107
He fapped next to her at least.

>>147052121
There's zero chemistry between them. What reason would they have to become romantic? Even under the condition they were just screwing around, what makes you think she would be interested in a scrawny otaku who literally pissed himself and died out of fright, then dragged her one some bullshit magical journey out of spite?

>>147062250
No he didn't

>>147062522
He fapped in her general vicinity at least.

>>147062466
>what makes you think she would be interested
What makes you think it would occur to her to turn him down?

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>>147062107
>>147062522

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>>147052121
Have you smelled her hair?

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>>147052121
>sticking your dick in things with INT below 10

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>>147058458
>hiding your superior DFC with boob pads
But she doesn't pad all the time.

>>147052198
Lies. It's implied he masturbated right next to her when sleeping in the stables.

>>147052121

>Is the MC gay?

Everytime since the creation of the harem as genre.

>>147065262
proofs, tovarisch?

>>147052215
Stick with it, Kazuma is not your typical beta male harem MC. He just doesn't have a thing for retarded blue haired chicks.

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>>147065262
He wasn't masturbating to Aqua, he was masturbating next to Aqua. There's a difference.

Kazuma's way of saying he likes a girl is to steal her pantsu. Keep your shitty Aqua delusions to yourself.

>>147065526
Well, but if he can get hard right next to her, than she isn't castrating him. He just doesn't like her.

>>147065839
She's castrating his ability to get off to her with her goddess personality.

>>147066224
By being fucking retarded. It's not a goddess power, she is just too stupid to be sexy. Proof is Eris, kazuma clearly has the hots for her.

>>147066525
Eris clearly also has the hots for Kazuma and turned her divine castration powers off.

>>147064650
Please explain this webm.

>>147067343

He's secretly been filling her shampoo bottle with his semen, and he wanted to know what it smelled like.

>>147067343
He want to see if sniffing her scent will get make him horny, it doesn't work.

>>147065526
>>Kazuma's way of saying he likes a girl is to steal her pantsu
>Aqua is nopan
Based author

>>147067343
Anon used ffmpeg for the first time in his life being absolutely clueless about the parameters he's supposed to set.
Then another anon decided to save it despite its shitty quality and reposted it here.

>>147068369
I can't believe retards don't use WebM for Retards.

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>>147052121
nah, he just has better options

>>147068617
Yet he didn't nail that when he had the chance.

>>147068792
this, he should have raped her while she was peeing

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>>147052121
>embodiment of perfection
Have you watched the show?

>>147052121
>>yet didn't even dare to tap that

MC is a neet, what do you think?

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>>147052121
Pic related
I got free 48 premium pass shits for Crunchyroll and don't need them, dropping them in the first thread I see
YCUKJVBKWFU
JW9BPZBA853

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>>147052121
He made his choice, it was the right one.

>>147070597
>can not impregnate
>right choice

>>147061118
this one really makes me mad, she is literally almost begging him for the D

>>147070597
I guess you could say he chose WIZely

>>147070697
>can not impregnate
>wrong choice
he can nut inside her everytime without worrying about babies

>>147052215
gay? all the girls he wants to fuck, are out of his league, like the guild girl and the other god.

>>147052121
No, he doesn't want to be tied down to a literal retard.

>>147070846
That's like fighting without a cause.

>>147067343
In that scene Kazuma is explaining that even though Aqua is hot, he just can't see her in a romantic light. He even smelled her hair to see if it got him going and it didn't.

Kazuma has zero romantic interest in Aqua even when he tries too.

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>>147070994
He's already tied down to that literal retard, she's his possession

>>147052121
he rather die, eventhgouh he did, he got cockblocked by being revive.

>>147061038
Why'd she get upset here?

>>147070547
SAUCE NOW MOTHERFUCKER

>>147071133
>Take the goddess as his reincarnation perk
>Complain forever how she's useless, annoying and terrible at everything
Higher-than-average intellect my ass

>>147071384
>>Take the goddess as his reincarnation perk
Wow, congrats, he now has the ability to die a lot.
Amazing team perks

There's always doujins.
https://exhentai.org/g/943469/35edebc70c/

>>147071384
>expect a Goddess who created the world in the first place to easily hack and break the game and easily win
>turns out she's useless and an idiot

He tried.

>>147071787

Nice, I hadn't realised there were two by 40100GO, seeing as the covers were similar I'd just assumed there was one.

>>147070712
>>147061118
But they're related...?

>>147071787
>Aqua gets a doujin by Guntool
https://exhentai.org/g/970231/459891660c/

Goddamn. I wonder which Konosuba is getting the second one?

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>>147054142
Yes. Having sex with sluts will turn your country into africa.

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>>147070738
Oh you.

Actually that was pretty good.

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>>147052121
>wanting to fuck the legitimately retarded
I masturbate to oppai loli gore ntr and even I find this to be sickening

>>147052121
shes a fucking idiot who was a asshole to him

I really don't get why people are so confused about why Kazuma won't fug X character
>shitty, retard goddess that can't do anything useful until she actually realizes that she can
>explosion crazy chick that might be the most sane when she isn't getting herself soaking wet from the smell of sulfur
>masochistic knight that gets really pushy about her fetish until it comes down to the actual act
And then there's the issue of Kazuma himself
>hikkineet that died in the most embarrassing way and totally wasted his one gift for the new world on the aforementioned shitty goddess
His fate is to have his tombstone will be right next to Beavis

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Maybe I was cursed with being a virgin for eternity.

But then, Megumin – who I thought didn’t want to continue anymore – buried her face in my chest and laughed.

“I love this uncomposed side of you, Kazuma. You have a lot of self-awareness, and when we meet some powerful enemies you won’t try to be manly or anything and protect us girls. Instead, you willingly use Darkness as a shield. Also, you don’t have the guts to do anything cruel, but you aren’t needlessly righteous about what you do either. You’ll do bad things when no one is looking, and you’ll do good things when you feel like it. You are a paradoxical, uncomposed normal person.”

…Eh? Was she complimenting me?

“If you’re in debt then you’ll work hard, if you’re wealthy then you’ll stop working. If you’re in a good mood you’ll be gentle, if you’re in a bad mood then you’ll be vicious. You seem to think about your companions, but at the same time you’ll won’t hesitate to give your party members the short straw. Even though you seem really smart and flexible, sometimes you’ll do some unimaginably dumb things…”

Nevermind. Megumin looked at my troubled expression, and began to laugh.

“Finally, I love you, who always complains about every little thing, but chooses to help everyone in the end. Even though you aren’t straightforward with us, I understand that you are truly kind at heart. When it should be time for you to make a move, you decide not to – just like you are now. You can’t act cool, and you drop the ball at crucial moments, but that is the you that I love.”

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>>147076534
D'après les gens qui ont lu le web novel, ils sont partis pour coucher ensemble mais ils sont interrompus par darkness

>>147076793
wew, sorry I thought I was in /fr/

>>147072434
Your point being?

>>147076793
use spoilers Aqua, not a different language
and Web novel != light Novel, the plot is somewhat different in the light novel after LN 6. Some keypoints are replicated though, like this one.
However, they arent interrupted by darkness, she walks off on her own and smiling cutly and he later wants to call in the Succubus service, stating that he wants megumin now.

Darkness : Fanservice character. Her only role is for lewd comedy to happen. It is implied that, even if Kazuma gets a different girl, she still has the adopted son of Alderb as a possible romance option so she isnt completly out of options
Megumin : Romance, litteraly so. First teased in LN02 with him going to her daily explosions and her asking to walk the path of explosions with her, then teased again in LN05 where they both sleep in the same bed because of her mother yet Kazuma fucks it up and then in LN09 where she tells him that she loves him.
Aqua : Sidecharacter as much as this hurts because I like her retarded antics. She gets less and less screentime and only appears in the end to complelty null the efforts of everyone else. However, she has some touching moments like when she purrifies the dungeon Lich, gets 3rd degree burns in order to save the income of the village of her cultists or when she drops her retarded persona in order for the Aqua cult to compete with the Eris Cult during the cultural festival. She is a well written character, yet less and less focus on her..

>>147077286
oh yeah, forgot
Eris : Side character but kinda turned sour for me. She isnt the nice and cute goddess everyone makes her out to be and instead is realy petty. She is the type of woman who, if you talk some gossip about someone, goes to that someone and says "Hey, Anon said this and this about you..." . She isnt evil, but its clear that she dislikes the Aqua cultits because they dont devote their life for her. Petty woman.

>>147061118
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>>147061118
Lol. well heres the thing.with Bell. HE loves her and eventually they will bone i am sure(imagination folks its a hell of a drug) which is different than Aqua and kazuma. Kazuma cant get horny for a person who literally fucked him over by not just sending him back to his intact body since it was in her power to do so but gave him 2 bullshit choices instead.

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>>147052216
>>147054802
>>147059151

>>147071547
>die a lot
except she warned him that resu only works a few times

>>147079139
She's used it on him several times now. All she has to do is bully Eris into letting her do it.

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I really want to fuck Megumin.

I want to put Aqua in a cage!

Can someone explain to me how does kazuma have above average intelligence? I mean, wasn't he supposed to be a NEET who doesn't show up to school? It's this the fedora way of saying "i'm superior because I read the mangas"?

>>147076534
>tfw no girl will ever love you for being incredibly average

>>147079896
Intelligence has a lot of variables, book learning is really only one of them. You can teach someone actually smart new things really fast, but even with experience and knowledge someone relatively stupid will take forever to learn them.

>>147079896
Having the capacity to learn and understand things doesn't always correlate to one's motivation to do so.

In his case, he's not stupid, he's just lazy.

>>147079896
Have you heard the term "educated idiot"?

>>147080007
>he's not stupid, he's just lazy
I tell myself that all the time.

>>147080168
Better lazy than apathetic

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>>147079896
Intelligence and knowledge are two separate things. It's also why Aqua can have a very high Wisdom stat and be an Arch Priest whilst having almost no Int.

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>>147053036
>>147052198
>>147052306

Who is it?!!!

>>147052890
>Kazuma runs her through
With his dick.

>>147080434
The one who has maintained relevance via years of NTR doujins.

why does her skirt not cover her butt?

>>147053425
You mean Darkness, right?

>>147080557
I'm a new fag anon, I dont even know what ntr is

>>147080706
>I dont even know what ntr is

so pure, get out

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>>147080706
>I dont even know what ntr is

So pure. Leave while you still retain your purity anon.

>>147080760
>>147080785
Hahaha.... Well knowing you guys it's probably something messed up.

>>147080706
>>147080873
All you need to know is that it's the worst thing ever if it happens to one gender, but it's the best thing ever if it happens to the other.

>>147079890

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_EmyZrjdLo

>>147052198
>>147052306
>>147054941

STOP
I don't want to remember the cuckstorm that ensued