this smug little shit comes up to you and mispronounces your name

I have the courage to let it slide.

Saying "I have the courage" makes it sound like I'm being mature, when really I'm just scared to confront such a dangerous loli.

>>146905860
Call the ghostbusters.

>>146905860
tell her to go home

>>146905860
Pick her up and spin her around. Then tickle her belly while groping around.

>>146905860
Chase her with groper hand motions

>>146905860
oven bake her with some garlic and herbs

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>>146905860
Go (nalvas) on her.

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>>146905860
Oi bitch, Imma gonna fuck yer up!

>>146905860
Throw salt on her.

When i first started this series i thought she was a representation of Gilgamesh

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>>146905860
THE NAME IS MC-KUN.Get it right or pay the price.

>>146905860
I FRENCH KISS her.

>>146911999
Degeneracy

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>>146906083
I would mispronounce this smug little shits name first

>>146905860
She can't, she's dead.

I call her a fucking retard cause my name is three letters.

>>146912115
It isn't hard to mispronounce three letters anon

>>146906083
Don't be silly anon, English language doesn't work like that.

>>146912115
Sup Joe

>>146905860

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>>146905860

>>146912115
Fag

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Ask her how the fuck the manages to mispronounce my name, its not that hard.
Then i'd tell she is very cute

>>146905860
>and mispronounces your name
What happens 99.99% of times, I'm convinced that only my family can pronouce correctly my name

>>146912115
bitch

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this pretty much sums it up

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i love hachikuji

>>146905860
Steal her panties.

>>146905860
I go by many names, and they are all one or two letters off from my actual name.
At some point you just get over it.

>>146922214
Some call me "Tim".

The only correct answer is to start bullying her.

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>>146906083
Good thinking

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>>146905860
I'm used to it, but never with a cute smug loli. Araragi is lucky.

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Tie her to my bike and take her home.

>>146912884
I've got the courage to molest that little girl in retribution.

>>146922299
Fuck off, Tim, you can't steal my name

>>146923334
Gently?

call her Pachikuji and applaud her performance

then I'd send her away and get snake over for twister and kill her because she is worst girl

My name is pretty easy to pronounce. Usually I just get the hispanic variant, especially since I live in the south.

>>146923533
After or before the twister? Don't forget to fuck her.

>>146923548
I found Jesus.

>>146923548
Will you make anime real soon, Jesus?

>>146905860
>tie her down
>look at her helpless body
>steal backpack

>>146923724
>>146923763
Not Jesus. My name is Italian.

>>146923917
Hello Italian.

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>>146924009
You're a smug one, aren't you....

>>146924442
Mario?

>>146926202
Luigi?

>>146923659
during the twiseter, and of course not, I'm not even a lolicon but VOFAN does them so well hnnnnngg

>Kuruzazado-kun

I let it slide

>>146920550
Slut.

>>146905860
I'll say some vague reference about mispronounced name and then tell her how to pronounce my name correctly.

>>146926202
Mario is the same in Italian and Spanish. Luigi isn't a spanish name as far as I know.